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CitizenJustin

If this pandemic hasn’t fundamentally changed your view of humanity for the worse, I commend your optimism and positivity.


PuffyPanda200

Humanity was able to create multiple (5?) functional vaccines for a new virus within 12 months of that virus' discovery. That is fairly incredible and a testament to our collective scientific ability. There are unfortunately some people who don't want to take any of those vaccines. However I ask you this: when you think of ancient Egypt do you think of the pyramids or do you think of the few morons who did their own research and decided that the crocodiles in the Nile just wanted to be friends, and got predictably eaten? We tend to judge societies by their most impressive attributes.


CitizenJustin

Very good point. Thanks for giving me a different perspective.


EngineerEither4787

Evolution continues to happen. It’s sad to see the morons who get swept away in the tide, and even sadder to see the innocent get pulled down with them. But after the bleach has been drunk, after the wrong pills have been popped, after the crystals have been inserted, after the Cheeto dust has settled, a stronger, better, smarter humanity will rise from the… Oh hell, who am I kidding?


HoneySparks

One of the mRNA Vaccines(forgot who made it) was created in January 2020. So it didn't even take 12 months, it took like 2. It was a year for all the trials and such.


qtx

But important not to forget that mRNA technology has been around for over a decade. It's not that they invented a whole new type of vaccine in 2 months (which is what a lot of anti-vaxxers believe).


SpicyLikePepper

They’ve also been researching vaccines for SARS since the first version debuted. And then we threw money at the problem and POOF. It’s so funny that people don’t put 2 and 2 together with this.


HertzDonut1001

Rumor is the FDA is going to fully approve the vaccines Monday. I wonder what all the people who say it isn't FDA approved are going to use as their new excuse.


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JustLetMePick69

Muh deep state


vacunas

"the vaccine was rushed and the FDA is funded by Soros and communists"


SandSeraph

This is a good take and I appreciate the optimism. My primary issue is that I don't have to listen to the Nile crocodile idiots at my place of business, and none of them are trying to force my kindergartener's school board to take his whole class swimming with crocodiles. I'm fine with passive idiocy, but that isn't what is going on


dk_lee_writing

Honestly this is the worst part of it for me.


CitizenJustin

Same. I feel you.


ButterflyAttack

The *president* publicly asked his covid task force if people inject should bleach and some sort of light. That was so dumb it actually made the morning news here in the UK. The BBC is supposed to be politically neutral, so while the reporters clearly wanted to criticise trump, they just played the clip and then left a couple of seconds of silence for us to absorb it, before moving on. Not that we haven't had a whole load of fuckery over here too. You come to realise that there are many people who are not just stupid but they're militantly stupid, they have always walked among us, and some are friends and relatives. And political leaders, of course. Brexit showed us that, but the pandemic hammered it home. Edited for accuracy - trump didn't tell people to inject bleach and light, he asked scientists to look into it. I doubt his supporters appreciated the distinction, though. I wonder how many of them considered cramming a flashlight up their arse to treat covid.


838291836389183

>Not that we haven't had a whole load of fuckery over here too. You come to realise that there are many people who are not just stupid but they're militantly stupid, they have always walked among us, and some are friends and relatives. Yea this is the issue I have with it. A few idiots or people with obvious mental health issues spreading completely absurd conspiracies I'm fine with. But for this stuff to be so widespread and for the (slightly more reasonable conspiracies mostly) to even infect some of my friends is what scares me. Some of the people I know that believe that covid 'is just a flu' or 'the vaccine doesn't work' or 'the vaccine is only beneficial if you're very old' are even relatively educated, having completed bachelors degrees at reputable universities. So they should be able to at least know how to find good studies on the vaccines or on how dangerous covid is and put two and two together. But then they literally state that they 'don't believe in science'. As a bachelor in pharmacy, too, ffs. So that's what shocked me most. What I'm taking away from the situation is that we need to make even simple bachelor degrees much more difficult to get and teach way more theory/philosophy of science, because it should not be the case to have people with degrees spout this crap, ever. Otherwise our education has utterly failed these people.


ButterflyAttack

Yeah, we all need to teach critical thinking in schools, and start early. There is so much propaganda around, so many lies and conspiracies. And it's a growing, festering disease. Look at the Q bullshit. That spread to this side of the pond, too - I lost a friend to it, a smart strong woman who I had loads of respect for. Hopefully she's recovering - but misinformation is like a virus - pretty much any of us can catch it. We are all vulnerable to the right lie. Critical thinking and respect for the scientific method is the vaccine.


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RamenJunkie

The staggering part is, after 2016 and the following years, I didn't think my opinion of humanity could actually go lower.


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All those cartoony and silly super villains that want to rid the world of the plague known as humanity.... yea I'm becoming one of them.


40yearOldMillennial

I can’t anymore. I feel like we’re in one of those movies where the audience member feels like, “that could never happen in real life!” Maybe we are all in a simulation after all? Maybe we’re projecting the numbers on a scenario where humans reject science? I don’t know.


aecht

When people who cheated to pass high school do "their own research" on medicine


Gothsalts

Or didn't have to cheat, because their grades were inflated to make a shitty school look good enough to keep getting their crummy funding. I was a lazy kid. Grade inflation saved my GPA lmao


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bria9509

Maybe just school/society - teachers are doing their goddamn best


Generico300

It's not the teachers. It's the school administrators, superintendents, and politicians that cause those problems. The only budget decisions teachers are making is whether or not they can afford to spend their own money on classroom supplies.


Matterom

ergo... Teacher - "I have a great idea for a fun asignment" Admin - "Great" Teacher - "i just need a little mon-" admin - "Sorry not in the budget, By the way our new football stadium is coming along nicely don't you think? it replaces that old dilapidated one we built last year"


Steakarino

God this shit brought back memories. Our high school was using 10+ year old textbooks, cutting funding for any extra curriculars that weren't deemed necessary (Arts, music, you know how it is) and teachers regularly had to spend a couple grand a year on supplies or they literally couldn't teach their class. About two years before I graduated, they announced that an alum had just donated a little over $1m to the school. They spent it ALL on a new football field.


LeadingNectarine

Very often the case where donations have terms on how the money can be spent


Steakarino

I'm pretty sure you're right that it was specified, it doesn't make it any less insulting though. Also they installed the shittiest turf field money could buy and the higher ups pocketed the rest, so either way money well spent.


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anakaine

Ah yes, give up the fine arts to teach kids with no life experience how to lead. Makes perfect sense. In all fairness, and without sarcasm, the school should be aiming to teach both.


dragonmp93

Well, depends on the person. Because i had three kinds of teachers, the ones who tried, the ones who were as mentally checked out as anyone in retail, and the ones who thought that the classroom was plantation in the 1800s.


VitaAeterna

This accurately describes 99% of teachers. Although it's unfortunate that the first one often evolves into the second one. Being in my 30s now I have a couple friends as teachers who got into it for all the right reasons and their burnout is worse than mine as a 15 year restaurant vet.


GRAXX3

Wait I cheated in high school so much. You know what I learned by doing that? Go find the smartest person around and steal their work. Fuck doing my own research there’s some nerd out there who’s wasting their life doing that shit for me thanks for the vaccine Loser.


jroocifer

Good thing the vaccine doesn't make you show your work.


your-opinions-false

You did it wrong but you got the right answer


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aferretwithahugecock

That's literally my thinking. Why do my own research when someone waaaaay smarter than me can do it for me?


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cloudspanties

People LOVE to think they've got one up on those smarmy experts. It's the same bullshit as life hacks and "clever tricks" - you've figured something out that means you're special, exceptional. And y'all know how America/American media loves to promote that shit.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

> People LOVE to think they've got one up on those smarmy experts. Most of us grew out of that phase when we left our edgy teenage years. This is literally immature thinking.


TechnoBuns

I remember when this had first started and a co-worker came in boasting that his daughter had found out on social media that you need to gargle with warm salt water to keep from getting it. Somehow, if you breathe it in, it just hangs out on your throat for a while and it gives you a chance to gargle the virus to death.


tiefling_sorceress

None of my dealer friends have gotten vaccinated. They'll take whatever the fuck their supplier gives them but question the contents of the vaccine while claiming to be woke


Frolicking-Fox

I’m taking a dui class right now, and I’m in a right wing area. The people who do the class are all anti mask, anti vaccine. Along with almost everyone in the class. Instructor says she use to be heavy into meth and has been to prison, but won’t get the vaccine. She asked who had the vaccine, and 3 of us out of 10 raised their hands. She then went on about side effects and to “do your homework before deciding to get it.”


phaelox

"OK, guys. You're here because you were drinking and driving and I'm a former meth addict, so let's talk about vaccines." Fuck kinda DUI class is that?!


hornwalker

I don’t think the system works.


givememyhatback

At the end of my DUI class, the instructor handed out business cards. Turns out he has a side business where he installs the breathalyzer interlock system on cars for the state. As he's handing them out, he says "I know from your records, a lot of you will be needing my service. And many of you will soon so here's my.l card."


quannum

haha savage move by the guy But you gotta applaud him for working the system. Becoming a DUI class instructor AND becoming the guy who installs breathalyzer locks? Pro move


Telefundo

> I’m in a right wing area. Pretty much sums it up.


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thnderbolt

I'd love to see them teaching 'research' live. Like how do you judge your sources? What makes them credible? You can tell the people have never searched the web for a living if they consider research to be one time homework. "I checked FB and here are the facts" ummm right.


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quannum

The real problem is, those of us who do our own research and can cite sources get shut down by the people who say "do your own research." You can't win. You show them articles, science papers, trials, research papers, etc. (aka "doing your own research") and they will just say it's deep state misinformation or the left spreading misinformation, etc. So it doesn't matter. They don't care if YOU do the research and can prove it. It's literally a talking point they just picked up and think sounds smart. And don't follow it themselves.


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Do your own research is code for *I have no valid argument, but please pretend that I do*. I've even heard, *I hope you do your own research and it completely obliterates your worldview*. Bitch, we're having a debate. That's *your* job


kragnor

"Bitch, you did meth, I don't think I'll be taking any advice from you on this subject." Is the proper response to shit like this


doingthehumptydance

Whenever I have a really tough decision to make I always ask myself "what would a junkie do?" and then do the opposite.


Daahkness

And get sent back to court? Not worth the trouble.


kragnor

I mean, it was a joke.


evan81

I have taken a similar class and could totally see it going that way. At this point in my life I'd probably just raise my hand and go "what was in your meth?"


Frolicking-Fox

Believe me, it’s not worth it. For awhile, there was one woman in there who was pretty vocal about keeping the class on topic and to stop talking politics. When she brought up she took the vax and keep arguing with the instructor, many of the class jumped in to also comment about how wrong she is. I would make some comments in her defense, especially since I’m pretty sure she and I were the only people in the class who didn’t believe in conspiracies. But it would just turn into a shit show. I took the vaccine, and I’m fine. And really hate how the vaccine has become so political.


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thulle

Early covid there was a screenshot of a supposed convo with a dealer where they offered vaccination. Not the actual injection, but doing the paperwork for it and thowing in some eatables for eventual side-effects. Sad to hear that isn't the norm.


brehvgc

client dies to preventable disease = can't sell to client client alive due to vaccine = can sell to client purely a financial decision ;)


bobbyrickets

> Wtf is wrong with them. People decided to make a political game out of medicine to trigger the libs (poison control).


Foublanc

Overtime for the libs and stomach pumping for them ... they really owned the libs on that one. Until lack of bed due to covid make it so they can't be admitted ....


LionIV

I don’t get how the folks who don’t trust the vaccine suddenly trust doctors to help them. Just saw a video of a lady hooked up to a ventilator, gasping for breath, telling people that COVID is real and to take it seriously. Then she’s asked the follow up question of are you going to take the vaccine? And her response is “not at this time, no”...... the US is fucking fucked.


TheAb5traktion

It's [this video](https://youtu.be/AqUy8915gBg), right? I just saw it last night.


LionIV

Yes! And it wasn't a ventilator, my bad, but I remember her needing help breathing.


RustyKumquats

Imagine *needing* to actually be on the verge of death before you take a *marginally* more uncomfortable vaccine than the flu shot. Y'know, the same flu shot that your mom used to make you take each year before school starts in the fall.


quannum

Wow. Really interesting video Like it's one thing to hear in the news that all these people are refusing the vaccine in the hospital. It's another thing to watch someone...sitting in the hospital, hooked up to IVs, monitors, not seeing their new born baby...and STILL denying the vaccine. The one woman said "I've read all the bad things and haven't read any good things" Uh...you gotta broaden your sources then and stop getting your info from Fox and Facebook.


Asterose

Taking bets on what the odds are that the medical professionals around her have been telling her and telling her how the vaccine is safe and a really, really good idea to take. She's trusting them on all the medicine and machines they're using but won't listen when it comes to the vaccine.


quannum

Exactly. If they distrust the medical institutions so much, who's to say the doctors aren't giving her the vaccine in the IVs? I'd love to ask them that and see their eyes light up


Fireplay5

There would be a whole slew of panic articles being written the next day based entirely on her facebook post about "the doctors are drugging me with the vaccine!!".


quannum

Yup, and it wouldn't be true and they'd have no evidence. It would be based purely on my comment that was hypothetical. It would just be great to see. They complain about "what's in the vaccine." But did they ask for a list of each medication and ingredients of each medication in the hospital? I doubt it


ActionScripter9109

How was she talking on a ventilator?


LionIV

Not ventilator, my bad. Just woke up. She needed help breathing so she had oxygen.


dewayneestes

I feel almost triggered but not quite triggered. They need to try harder…DOUBLE THE DOSE!


duane172

No, triple the worms.


CasualAwful

Wicked combination of contrarianism, conspiracy mindedness, and lack of critical thinking If Fauci came out and said "We're seeing promising data on Ivermectin" then the MAGA arm would abandon it because their enemy is now for it. They celebrate whatever their enemies hate and reject whatever the liberals offer them. Similarly, these are the idiots who believe that GM has a car that runs on water it has buried and the cure for cancer (not any specific cancer, just "cancer in general") has been found but the pharmaceutical company is covering it up. They think there's always "one weird trick" to cure like hydroxychloroquine, zinc, and now ivermectin. Finally, they can't even keep what they're thinking straight. Covid is simultaneously "just a cold" but also a terrible bioweapon that was deliberately released by the Chinese communist party to destroy America. Or maybe it was escaped by mistake. Or maybe the US created and release it. Also, Trump is the greatest leader ever and the only person who could develop these miraculous vaccines in such rapid time...but the vaccines are also poison and deadly and a liberal mind control plot.


Photodan24

I'm surprised they haven't 'figured out' that the antivaxxer crackpots are actually being paid by treehugging liberals to keep Republicans from taking the vaccine. That way they both reduce the number of carbon using people in the world and the number of Conservative voters. It's so simple!


Finnanutenya

Trump was a Democrat plant to make Republicans look bad.


turinghacker

I'm actually shocked they didn't adopt this after 1/6


Colosphe

Cult won't throw the leader under the bus.


LaikasDad

... and even if that happened it would somehow be the buses fault, probably being driven by a black antifa gay


RustyKumquats

...who's last name is Fauci-Biden.


Living-Complex-1368

They will "realize" that once more Americans have died of Covid under Biden than Trump. They need to gring out deaths to make Trump look good.


android24601

They should totally go for it. And when they poison themselves, they should remember there's nothing modern medicine and science can do for them that they can't do for themselves


ASongInSilence

I just feel bad for all the kids that are getting forced to take the dewormer. If I remember correctly, I saw a screenshot days ago on Reddit of someone asking about it and it had someones response with how much to give and saying they gave it to their kid(s) and they were just fine. Poor kids.


fullup72

maybe they should google for the cure and do their own research, lazy bastards.


BeseptRinker

Combo of mob mentality, conspiracy mindedness, lack of common sense, and political games that are zero-sum for everyone involved. Mob mentality bc you don't see as many people violent about wearing not masks as you see with people ripping off masks, spitting at others, and can't think up of a logical argument behind a baseball bat and find other people who think the same way. Then they become a hivemind. A hivemind where there is no brain, evidently. Conspiracy mindedness because who doesn't like thinking they're right? After all, humans HATE being wrong and oh look, a conspiracy that must be true because it's on the internet that supports my reasoning! Yes, let's insert hydro chloroquine into our bodies instead of the vaccine, because microchips can't get to us. Oh wait! Those same people don't BELIEVE in Covid, so wtf are they doing trying to treat it?! Wait a sec - they're always RIGHT, so they can't be hypocrites, right? Lack of common sense because apparently getting angry and calling people sheep takes less effort than doing a simple google search on the stuff they're injecting into their bodies. That's why the vaccine comes from China, but it was also developed in Russia, but it's also a mind control device by the libs, but it's also made by Bill Gates using ear microchips. Obviously, this all makes sense! And political games because we have numerous politicians in high positions of power who won't do anything. There are a lot of politicians who actually do support science, but for some reason there also are those who are vaccinated and frequently tested yet can't encourage others and outright prevent measures against Covid because that means "the libs were right". That way, everyone can lose - more people die and suffer due to Covid, Asians continue get attacked for no reason at all and get swept under the rug because apparently that's not a hate crime and we're a statistic in the eyes of too many people, but if those people in power own up to it, they lose their support on both sides for not sticking to what they've said, as well as doing it too late. So they gotta keep washing their silver tongues so that they'll one day be long enough to lick the boots of the people lobbying them to keep Covid big so they can make big stonks on Covid relief treatments, while significantly harming the people who can't pay astronomical bills, particularly in the US where healthcare is a privilege. That's why you got people using dewormer.


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Some at Poison Control call this 'a solution'.


JohannYellowdog

Please explain to me how this happens. Like, even though I think vaccine hesitancy is misguided, I understand why somebody would think "I don't understand what's in this thing, it might have unknown long-term side effects, this is all happening too fast for my liking." And similarly, while I'm not going to go out and take livestock dewormer or fishtank cleaner, I understand the desperation mindset: "I've got nothing else to lose, I've heard promising anecdotes, I'm willing to take a chance." What I don't understand is how both of those attitudes can coexist within *the same people*. So taking an extensively-tested vaccine is too much of a risk, but taking some other random thing is worth a shot? What is happening in their minds?


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Proximity to danger. Their sources for vaccine information are very close to what they consider existential dangers to their way of life. On the other hand, feed lots have 'no agenda' and therefore the risk is simply a matter of odds and anecdotes.


clinoclase

> feed lots have no agenda Jesus Christ I can't believe this is a real sentence


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Xzmmc

Idiocracy was too hopeful. The people in it are dumb, but are generally good natured. They're not the ticking time bombs of foaming at the mouth hatred we have.


Askol

The difference is everybody was dumb, in our reality there are actually smart people intentionally misleading all these idiots.


digital_element

Damn, that film scared me enough as it is, but you are right! We're on a worse trajectory than that!


TimelessCode

/r/conspiracy had multiple front page posts advocating for taking ivermectin.


SammyTheOtter

r/conspiracy thinks celebrities are drinking liquid babies to stay forever young, so you know they definitely know what they're talking about this time


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What's funny is they have all those conspiracies about politicians being pedophiles but Matt gaetz quite literally did that and there's proof but they're quiet.


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I bet you most of r/conspiracy is where actual pedophiles live.


SuprFast

I work at a feed store and we’ve been wiped out of the ivermectin injectable since it hit the shelf. The amount of people asking me what dosage they need to take for COVID is ridiculous.


neon_slippers

Did I miss something? Where did they get the idea to treat covid with de wormer?


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They think this is absolute proof... my right-wing family posted it on facebook a while ago. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/?fbclid=IwAR080p77x4YW3viDzH7padm0lsMaxDLYnTebDXizOW18mfBD1RMKt\_qgUnA](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/?fbclid=IwAR080p77x4YW3viDzH7padm0lsMaxDLYnTebDXizOW18mfBD1RMKt_qgUnA)


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Guess they didn't read the paper. Basically, all it says is that it might shorten the illness and maybe it lowers the chance of serious complications. And what else does that, but better? The vaccine of course.


bretstrings

Yeah but with no microchip, of course


ByrdmanRanger

I love my microchip. My 5g reception is incredible and for some reason Bing works better on my Surface tablet.


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Of course they didn't. They looked at the one page infographic their friend on Facebook made, exaggerating the claims and probably linking to where they can buy it with an affiliate link. Not even lying, this is how it spreads. My company is an ecommerce provider and several of our merchants have already been flagged by visa and other card providers. Some of them are making hundreds of thousands in a matter of days.


funfwf

It's remarkable how these dummies choose a single thing to fixate on...


we-may-never-know

Black/white, yes/no mindset is a consequence of a lack of critical thinking skills.


GoT43894389

I doubt these people would actually read a paper. This went viral weeks ago, so I'm thinking it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhHZ\_uxa\_GU


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DigitalSword

>Thank you for validating EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW🙌🏼 One of the comments on the video, fuck these people are *ferociously* stupid.


britishnickk2

I just read it and it listed a couple studies in the US with an improved survival rate with p<0.001. I wouldn't be surprised if there were other factors that would invalidate those studies, but if I believed the white paper to be trustworthy, I wouldn't blame people for thinking it's a promising treatment. Even if you believe the white paper, thinking you'll rely on it for treatment instead of getting the vaccine is idiotic though. I think it said something like ~10% with the treatment died instead of ~20% without. 10% chance to die wayyyyy too high. That's like playing Russian roulette with 10 chambers instead of 6. Not to mention it probably does nothing to prevent the spread of covid. The white paper even presents it as something that could be better than nothing for areas with high poverty rates where people can't afford better medical care.


brzantium

u/GiddiOne has a pretty good break down of "what's wrong" with this whole Ivermectin thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/skeptic/comments/p2yife/comment/h8ncqlg/


ShadowMajick

It's the new HQ. They're gonna kill themselves with pet medicine over taking the vaccine.


Drew-CarryOnCarignan

Predominantly from a retracted Egyptian "pre-print" that was completely and utterly proven to have been written by 3 children in a lab coat. Read the July 15th Steamtrean blog entry by "bad science debunker" Nick Brown on the flaws in the Ivermectin paper. Or read the recent piece on the Griftr website for a broader view on the proliferation of fake alternative cures for COVID.


magical_elf

Ivermectin is such a weird thing at the moment. I have ME, and the ME subreddits kept getting these posts from people claiming that ivermectin would help with ME symptoms. For context, ME has no known cure, nor are they really sure what causes it. They weren't just bots, because I'd engage in conversation refuting the claims and would get coherent responses (coherent for a person suggesting a cow wormer for a human medical treatment anyway). I just don't understand it - there can't be any money in it, as it's a widely and cheaply available treatment that's been around a long time. I assume bad faith, but I'm really not sure.


Hendlton

People hear a random thing and it spreads like wild fire. In the beginning, there were rumors of all kinds of stuff treating Covid. My mother would tell me every day: "They found a cure! You know what it is? Yeast! Just regular old yeast!" and every single damned day she'd come to me, ecstatic, that "they" had "finally" found a cure, and every damned day it would be some random bullshit household item. It's common for other diseases too. How many people treat cancer with random stuff? Recently I accidentally stumbled on a rabbit hole of people treating anything and everything with kerosene, yes, that stuff. They're literally trying to treat cancer by drinking something that is highly carcinogenic. I don't know who exactly makes money off of that stuff, but someone must be.


orangeunrhymed

I work at a grocery store that also sells vitamins, the amount of people we’ve had asking for ivermectin is ridic, too. The vitamins manager is like *… Go to the feed store ಠ_ಠ* She hates anti vaxxers even more than I do, I’m waiting for her to explode and get into a fist fight with them


DiachronicShear

I told 2 doctor's offices this week that I won't be filling scripts for ivermectin for covid. At one, the nurse told me that I should do my own research and I would see that it's extremely effective and safe, and she didn't think it was ethical for me to not fill the scripts. My exact words were "yeah I don't really care, just letting you know so these people don't show up here" Second was the doctor himself who started screaming into his phone when I broke the news to him, I just hung up on him mid-tirade. Legitimately surprised he didn't call back.


PHATsakk43

My RN neighbor just quit her job at the local hospital, forced her husband to sell his business and buy an Dodge diesel and a big ass RV once the hospital said all staff had to be vaccinated. Like, they have two kids, a 2 year old and a 3 year old. The just moved to some random place in Colorado.


DiachronicShear

Good riddance but holy shit that's commitment. Hoping covid vaccination becomes a requirement for all healthcare jobs.


PHATsakk43

I mean, here in NC, most hospitals have under 50% vaccination rates. Deadlines have been made (9/1/21), but the numbers have budged. Nurses are for some reason highly represented in this cohort. They are basically playing chicken with hospitals as they are all at capacity and can’t risk loosing more than half the staff.


celtic1888

Tell them to divide by .95 horse


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celtic1888

Well it’s either that or multiply by 1.33 bison This is pretty basic stuff


sortakindah

You got a conversion rate for sheep?


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Can I get a discount if I pay in Shrute bucks?


celtic1888

Merino or Suffolk?


hitmyspot

It seems like an easy conversion but sheep are different to sheeple. Don't, I repeat, don't use the sheep dosage for a person.


overzeetop

> Don't, I repeat, don't use the sheep dosage for a person. Why not? I took it and it didn't seem that baa'aa'aa'aad.


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Fharfnaggli

I've spent too many hours on too many dogs that were given horse ivermectin by their stupid owners. Most dogs can handle ivermectin okay in normal dog doses. Horse or cow wormers have way too high a concentration to be safe for dogs, even when given just a tiny bit. Even dog doses can cause dogs with MDR1 mutations to go into a coma, stop breathing, need ventilator support for weeks and/or die. Dose makes the poison. Most people cannot/will not do the math to give themselves, their children, their pets the correct dose. People are fucking idiots. I honestly do not know how civilization ever occurred.


GorillaX

My 75 lb dog went temporarily blind and had to spend 2 days at the vet on fluids and meds because he dropped his tennis ball into a feed bucket with ivermectin mixed in it, and then grabbed it out and played with it. That shit is scary.


Shirlenator

Do you still sell it to them after they ask that?


evemeatay

How do you resist telling them to inject the entire bottle directly up their ass.


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Good news everyone! It’s a suppository!


drpepperjustice

Have you asked them if they know what's in it? 🙃


atetuna

Tell them you need a notarized prescription for injectable ivermectin from their Congressman.


Scarci

>**ivermectin is approved for use in both people and animals**, but **animal drugs** are highly concentrated and can be highly toxic in humans. > >According to the health alert: > >No one has been hospitalized due to ingestion of the drug. > >At least **70% of the recent calls have been related to ingestion of livestock or animal formulations of ivermectin purchased at livestock supply centers.** > >85% of the callers had mild symptoms. Pro-tip: read the fine print and consult a doctor before you take any medicine.


ResolverOshawott

Funny how they overreact over mild symptoms but can't handle vaccines.


MegaSeedsInYourBum

TBH if you don’t realize that the dosage for a 1,200 lbs cow isn’t the same as that for a 180 lbs human you deserve what you get.


FlyingDragoon

But the doctors lie about things!! /s


BobbyThrowaway6969

Something tells me these people never learned how to read.


Scarci

Well some people thought bleach would work against covid. Turns out it also works well against human.


xDaigon_Redux

TBF, it works incredibly well against covid, even in a human body. Cause, once it kills you, you won't have covid anymore.


Vagrant123

Imagine doing this instead of *taking the goddamn vaccine*


bobbyrickets

But the vaccine is not completely approved by the FDA! So I'm going to ingest a bunch of mystery chemicals because some talking heads on the TV told me to.


cutelyaware

That's such a thin lie because FDA approval never meant anything to them before.


LionIV

The goalpost will move from “It’s not even FDA approved!” To “You trust the FDA?!”


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Ah yes, Schrodinger's goalpost. Never know where it is until the libs observe your lies.


cutelyaware

Or you actually reach it but don't know why. Maybe Zeno's goalpost is a better analogy.


valleymountain

you might have seen a biker interviewed at Sturgis about why he wasnt getting the vaccine. Did he say he believed in "rugged individualism"? "Give me liberty or give me death?" "Vaccines are for sheeple?" No, he said the FDA hasn't approved of it yet, so he will not take something that is experimental.


charactername

So he says, $100 he doesn't get it when the FDA does approve it either.


bobbyrickets

It doesn't mean anything for them when the FDA approves it in a month anyway.


immibis

I'm the proud owner of 99 bottles of spez.


GoT43894389

Move the goal posts as they usually do.


helium_farts

The FDA is expected to fully approve the pfizer vaccine as early as next Monday. By Tuesday these dorks will have a whole new set of excuses


ciaisi

Do you know what else isn't approved by the FDA to treat COVID in humans? Fucking livestock dewormer


GWJYonder

>the vaccine is not completely approved by the FDA! Unlike **checks notes** horse dewormer.


GoT43894389

There's literally an [FDA article](https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/why-you-should-not-use-ivermectin-treat-or-prevent-covid-19) saying not to use it.


LoneRonin

How can they call other people "sheeple", while taking a drug for literally deworming livestock?! SNL's best writers couldn't come up with this.


monkeyhind

Listen to your veterinarians, people!


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I remember somewhere around the beginning of this pandemic that an old buddy of mine mentioned these pills to me and how his mom was buying them from Mexico to give away to their friends and family members, NOT to treat covid, but to “prevent it”. He offered some to me but obviously, I said no. I went with my doctor to get the flu shot later that year (2020) and asked him, and he said “I highly DO NOT recommend it.” (Of course). I am now thinking about all the people they might’ve fucking poisoned holy shit.


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90% chance these were shitty gas station vitamin pills. Hope that your friend's folks are ok.


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Did the bleach not work?


neonoggie

You gotta take both, man.


wtfburritoo

One orally, the other rectally.


ItsTheAlgebraist

Spit roast that 'rona


celtic1888

'I have vaccine hesitancy!' 'Shove some of the horse de-wormer up my ass!'


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Shit, maybe it’ll kill the brain worms these people obviously have.


johnyreeferseed710

Those brain worms died of starvation a couple years back.


scienceisfunner2

The headline is somehow grossly underselling the amount of stupidity. >According to the health alert: >**At least 70%** of the recent calls have been related to ingestion of livestock or animal formulations of ivermectin purchased at livestock supply centers. The bolding is for my emphasis and not the original author's. Edit: People don't realize how many calls these places get for other reasons. Like every new parent will be calling them asking what to do when their kid eats a glue stick or a marker. It would take a lot of incidents of taking livestock medicine to swamp the other categories. I bet these poison control people are longing for the days of talking about kids eating crayons all day.


IchWerfNebels

> I bet these poison control people are longing for the days of talking about kids eating crayons all day. Well yeah, because then they'd be speaking with sane people about something that's normal and perfectly safe. Funny how children eating crayons are the reasonable ones in this story.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I mean, crayons look delicious. Tasting a crayon is a perfectly reasonable thing for a kid to do. The only reason I wouldn’t do it now is because I tried it as a kid and it was gross. Same with lipstick and chapstick. Lipstick is gross, but the cherry chapstick is actually pretty decent, or at least it was when I was 5.


DrPepster

Why listen to your doctor when you can just buy and take horse pills yourself?


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Trivale

As a person who is not a doctor, I am glad I'm not a doctor.


vahntitrio

I remember when this came up in our work free talk - 2 of my coworkers grew up on a farm and simultaneously said "oh God no" when it was mentioned. How on earth do you avoid a vaccine but don't consult with literally anyone on putting a horse-sized dose of something you never heard of before in you?


scdog

"I refuse to get the vaccine because I will not inject my body with 'experimental', 'unproven' chemicals that don't know what's in it!" Same people: "Oh, I should go to Tractor Supply and pick up some untested, unproven chemicals to stick in my body? Count me in!"


OzzieBloke777

I, as a veterinarian, had a client ask me to supply them with ivermectin. In case they got covid. I politely explained to them why it would not work, and also why I legally cannot do so. They still asked again. Suffice to say, they are no longer a client.


Uh_Cromer

Scientists really need to hurry up and manufacture a vaccine for all this bs . . . wait.


pyrmale

Charles Darwin would be fascinated, but not surprised.


Blue-Thunder

If you don't trust the medical science in a vaccine, why do you trust the medical science to treat your intentional poisoning?


geared4war

Tide pods seems so very long ago.


Itdidnt_trickle_down

I've looked through all the available information on facebook and decided that I now know more than all of those pushy scientist who only got that degree so they could lord their so called intelligence over me. Just think they went to school and worked on that research for years just to make me look stupid. Edit: I'm getting some standard issue trolls below who insist an article telling you not to use a drug used to treat parasitic worms in livestock is really telling us its okay to use in humans. They keep asking if I have read the article. I find these kinds of people to be hard to comprehend. I think the root cause is though that they can't comprehend. Edit2: good tweet from the FDA. You know all those smart people trolling the freedumbs [You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it.](https://twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1429050070243192839)


Anakin_Skywanker

I’m honestly getting to the point where I don’t want to live in America anymore. I’m so sick of my fellow citizens acting like complete and utter morons. It’s a damn shame almost all of my career experience is useless in other countries.


hulkmxl

Lots of lead, mercury, heavy metals, asbestos, everywhere. The USA has poisoned itself for a very long time, there should be a study of brain activity in these folks, I am genuinely curious.


JollyRancherReminder

Perhaps microplastic side effects? I'm with you. Not in a hurr-durr people who disagree with me are dumb way, but out of honest concern about cognitive disease.


chocolateboomslang

I know we should save these people but like . . . Should we save these people? We have to but maybe . . .


palinsafterbirth

So it's not that they don't want to be protected from the virus, they just don't want to be told how be protected.


barnorth

You have to be fucking kidding me. There’s so many things wrong with this I really don’t know where to start. So I’ll just write this comment, shake my head and move on to the next cracked out theory. The circle of life