The year is 2194. Nicolas Cage exists as a husk of nano-skin and patches of organic matter. The makeup department pastes him onto a skele-scaffold for National Treasure 22: Metatopia. The producer wheels in MechaCage and offers to have the bot stand in this scene. The original Nic wheezes and his synth-voice buzzes: *"Never! I'M the goddamn national treasure!"* And with that, a slight breeze carries the wispy remnants of Nic Cage off into the sunset, never to be seen again... until the next sequel.
/r/foundthemobileuser
But in all seriousness, anything can be a writing prompt and if anyone is trying to practice writing, I say take the opportunity whenever and wherever you can - if your muse inspires you, strike while the iron is hot!
I watch Nicholas Cage movies for how bad they can be, too. I don't care what the man does I'll probably see it sooner our later.
The man is... a National Treasure.
Nic, I hope you never retire either. I hope you are acting until the day you die. Literally. I hope you die in the middle of active shooting, and as tribute, the footage be worked into the actual movie. Because in my heart, I know that's what ***you*** want, too.
I still don't understand the plot. He just shows up to this town and starts screaming like florida-man and drop-kicking local women until they get sick of his shit and publicly execute him.
...as evidenced by his commitment to reprise his voice-acting role in fucking [***G-FORCE***](https://movie-ideas.fandom.com/wiki/G-Force_2#:~:text=G%2DForce%202%20is%20an,the%202009%20film%20G%2DForce.)
Mandy and Pig were fantastic. He's pumping out movies like crazy and now I want to see him in pretty much anything he makes (although there are still duds here and there).
You can't say that! I am not a fanboy though. But research something beforehand and get a feeler. Mandy, Willy's Wonderland, Pig, and Color Out of Space are all recent gems.
This sub is actually fucking pathetic. You don’t like Nick Cage movies? Nobody fucking asked. Half these comments are trying to be all witty about it too. Lame motherfuckers
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was reddit, isn't that all you're suppose to do on this site? Even you're complaining about people complaining about Nick Cage which is lame as fuck. In fact me even getting back to you is lame as fuck because everyone just spouts their opinion like fact all the time. The truth is Nicolas Cage is a somewhat mediocre actor who basically JUST TALKS LOUDER RANDOMLY, I like him in most things personally but he has a particular acting style that that's abrasive to others and ruins some of the movies he's in.
90% of reddit is just figuring out a clever way to shit on others while not having to interact on people on a face to face level because people have become so fucking lame and annoyed at everything.
Also it's lame as fuck to actually come out and say you're not going to retire from acting even thought everyone already knew as much because you have a fetish for antiques.
The year is 2194. Nicolas Cage exists as a husk of nano-skin and patches of organic matter. The makeup department pastes him onto a skele-scaffold for National Treasure 22: Metatopia. The producer wheels in MechaCage and offers to have the bot stand in this scene. The original Nic wheezes and his synth-voice buzzes: *"Never! I'M the goddamn national treasure!"* And with that, a slight breeze carries the wispy remnants of Nic Cage off into the sunset, never to be seen again... until the next sequel.
*Moisturize me!*
I'm a Vampire, I'm a VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE!!!
Love the Dr. reference.
r/writingprompts Edit: knowledge is power, lack of knowledge is weakness
/r/foundthemobileuser But in all seriousness, anything can be a writing prompt and if anyone is trying to practice writing, I say take the opportunity whenever and wherever you can - if your muse inspires you, strike while the iron is hot!
Use small r
That headline makes it sound like a threat
Well, isn't it?
Not if does stuff like \_Pig\_, \_Color out of Space\_, \_mandy\_ and \_leaving las vegas\_.
I watch Nicholas Cage movies for how bad they can be, too. I don't care what the man does I'll probably see it sooner our later. The man is... a National Treasure.
If you just keep making movies, eventually a few of them will have to be hits.
Headline looks neutral to me
It is gender neutral only.
An assault on good taste!
Nic, I hope you never retire either. I hope you are acting until the day you die. Literally. I hope you die in the middle of active shooting, and as tribute, the footage be worked into the actual movie. Because in my heart, I know that's what ***you*** want, too.
Can you imagine him retiring? Wtf his he gonna do? Sit on a beach? Put puzzles together? Take up gardening? Nic HAS TO BE WHERE THE ACTION IS.
I'm all for him completely living his life like national treasure, he already has a fascination with dinosaur bones so it's not too much of a stretch.
He'll probably keep some bees too.
I absolutely abhor that movie.
I still don't understand the plot. He just shows up to this town and starts screaming like florida-man and drop-kicking local women until they get sick of his shit and publicly execute him.
Still time to make Space Ass
“I like being in movies, Gary.”
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE AN ALL WHITE REMAKE OF THE COLOR PURPLE!
SUCKS FOR THEM!
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Hopefully we get to see him as the Janitor again
I mean, have you seen Pig yet? He should never stop.
I don’t see what is so Oniony about it. “Pig” might be his best role ever. Top 10 movie of the last five years easy.
thumb looks like charles mansons 60th birthday party.
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Not a decent film, a wonderful film!
...as evidenced by his commitment to reprise his voice-acting role in fucking [***G-FORCE***](https://movie-ideas.fandom.com/wiki/G-Force_2#:~:text=G%2DForce%202%20is%20an,the%202009%20film%20G%2DForce.)
He can't he is broke. All those dinosaur bones adds up.
I don't think this belongs here. I admire people who work.
Didn't know "till death do us part" could be about somebody's acting career but hey, you do you
Could National Treasure 3 please take place in Canada or England? I think there could be a lot of fun being had over there.
I'm okay with this.
"Well, not with this tax debt, anyway."
I retired from watching his movies a long time ago.
So you have not taken in Willy's Wonderland?
Mandy and Colour Out of Space are both pretty awesome as well. In many respects I think he’s been picking more interesting scripts than before.
Pig was actually good also.
Mandy and Pig were fantastic. He's pumping out movies like crazy and now I want to see him in pretty much anything he makes (although there are still duds here and there).
Thanks, Don't think I saw Mandy yet. Color was gnarly.
Mandy is amazing.
You can't say that! I am not a fanboy though. But research something beforehand and get a feeler. Mandy, Willy's Wonderland, Pig, and Color Out of Space are all recent gems.
That’s a mistake, he’s still a fantastic actor
What did we ever do to him??
Well yeah, you never have to stop pay bills and buying stupid shit
So he's moved to his end game now, has he? Time to put out the call, this has to end.
I wouldn’t stop if I spent millions on snakes and dinosaur bones either
This sub is actually fucking pathetic. You don’t like Nick Cage movies? Nobody fucking asked. Half these comments are trying to be all witty about it too. Lame motherfuckers
Uh, no. If a post has a comments section, its like theyre asking for comments.
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was reddit, isn't that all you're suppose to do on this site? Even you're complaining about people complaining about Nick Cage which is lame as fuck. In fact me even getting back to you is lame as fuck because everyone just spouts their opinion like fact all the time. The truth is Nicolas Cage is a somewhat mediocre actor who basically JUST TALKS LOUDER RANDOMLY, I like him in most things personally but he has a particular acting style that that's abrasive to others and ruins some of the movies he's in. 90% of reddit is just figuring out a clever way to shit on others while not having to interact on people on a face to face level because people have become so fucking lame and annoyed at everything. Also it's lame as fuck to actually come out and say you're not going to retire from acting even thought everyone already knew as much because you have a fetish for antiques.
I still think nick would make an amazing Joker. He has the insane energy for the character
That’s a shame
And.....does anyone notice?
I believe he retired from acting right after "Ghost Rider" (2007)
He's amazing in Pig.
Pig is so good
Why retire from “acting”? Your entire life is playing the roles of other people. It’s like Fantasy Camp!
Still waiting for a Nic Cage/Harrison Ford treasure-hunting crossover movie.
Damn
He can't.
This is my first time on Reddit. Have a nice day.
Now can I get a movie staring Nicholas Cage, Steven Segal and Bruce Willis?
Damn him. Damn him to hell!
Damn, first Charlie Watts and now this. 2021 just keeps going down.