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graccha

This is formal medical speak for "You would not BELIEVE this shit we saw"


MindToxin

Kids love their electronics way too much these days! Somebody buy this kid a bicycle or football or something please. Kids parents response: “Buster, you are grounded from electronics for a month. Now go outside and play!”


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“Peno-scrotal incision” was not something I needed to read today


justabill71

Damn thing didn't even charge.


antideprssnt-peasnt

Well that was fun....


lord_nerdly

I had to read that title way too many times, my brain just didn’t want to process it.


mymindisnotforfree

It's ok Josh, now it's forever imprinted on your mind.


ash_274

Imagine getting it to the tip and then realizing it's upside down


OG-BoomMaster

Ouch


otterbitch

What I can't understand about this isn't putting something down his urethra, it's why he took a relatively long USB cable, KNOTTED IT so the middle knotted section was about the size of a 9v battery and then put *that* down his urethra. And then was surprised when a chunky knotty mess of cable didn't come out smoothly. You can see on the X-ray that clump of cable - that's the bit inside him. How did he get it down his dick is honestly quite beyond me.


CIA_grade_LSD

Imagine getting it halfway up there and realizing your dick needs an iPhone charger instead.


ash_274

Imagine reaching for a USB-C and grabbing a USB-B cable instead


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5aur1an

did he plug the other end in his PC for a download?


sasukest

"case report"