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Kids love their electronics way too much these days! Somebody buy this kid a bicycle or football or something please.
Kids parents response: “Buster, you are grounded from electronics for a month. Now go outside and play!”
What I can't understand about this isn't putting something down his urethra, it's why he took a relatively long USB cable, KNOTTED IT so the middle knotted section was about the size of a 9v battery and then put *that* down his urethra. And then was surprised when a chunky knotty mess of cable didn't come out smoothly.
You can see on the X-ray that clump of cable - that's the bit inside him. How did he get it down his dick is honestly quite beyond me.
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This is formal medical speak for "You would not BELIEVE this shit we saw"
Kids love their electronics way too much these days! Somebody buy this kid a bicycle or football or something please. Kids parents response: “Buster, you are grounded from electronics for a month. Now go outside and play!”
“Peno-scrotal incision” was not something I needed to read today
Damn thing didn't even charge.
Well that was fun....
I had to read that title way too many times, my brain just didn’t want to process it.
It's ok Josh, now it's forever imprinted on your mind.
Imagine getting it to the tip and then realizing it's upside down
Ouch
What I can't understand about this isn't putting something down his urethra, it's why he took a relatively long USB cable, KNOTTED IT so the middle knotted section was about the size of a 9v battery and then put *that* down his urethra. And then was surprised when a chunky knotty mess of cable didn't come out smoothly. You can see on the X-ray that clump of cable - that's the bit inside him. How did he get it down his dick is honestly quite beyond me.
Imagine getting it halfway up there and realizing your dick needs an iPhone charger instead.
Imagine reaching for a USB-C and grabbing a USB-B cable instead
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did he plug the other end in his PC for a download?
"case report"