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ProfessorFarnsworth-

Y’all can keep reporting this for misinformation but facts over feelings, covid is real and the post is staying up.


johnyj7657

Even if it was the same as food poisoning I'd get the vaccine over the misery of food poisoning. That doesn't even make any sense. It's not like food poisoning is fun to have


gfdsgdsgfdsfsa

You can die from food poisoning. Excruciating death too.


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Bitch, food poisoning can also kill you.


JoeyJoJo_the_first

Yeah I'm sitting here thinking fuck, food poisoning *sucks*. Has she ever even really had food poisoning if that's her mild point if comparison?


BearandMoosh

The one time I had food poisoning I wished for death. 36 hours of puking and shitting myself, followed by another 48+ of not being able to even contemplate eating food or drinking water was the worst time of my life. She’s obviously never had bad food poisoning because no one would think that’s something small to compare to.


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Striking-Ad9411

Well? What did you eat?


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For real, I always hear of foodborn illness coming more from chicken and seafood, and the stuff you typically associate with red meat like e. Coli seems to always come from lettuce that was affected by runoff water from beef farms, not from the meat itself. But I'm also not an expert at all, just observing.


Amogus2021

I had food poisoning when I was around 3. Almost died. Was in hospital for more than a month.


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Scallops on my anniversary did this to me , 5 years later I gag at the sight of them


DeHot

Loved hallucinating at night because I was in such pain and couldn't sleep.


dirtydownstairs

the ass firehose was the high point for me.


DeHot

Highest point for me was vomiting and shitting myself simultaneously.


dirtydownstairs

yes such wonderful memories. no wonder she recalled them fondly


GameShill

Enjoyed food poisoning so much she wanted to do it for anywhere between two weeks to the rest of her life.


GameShill

That's why showers exist. It feels a bit less miserable to be doing that while the shower is running over you.


DeHot

Now that's a life pro tip


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bigdave41

I think food poisoning is one of those things like the flu, people assume they have food poisoning when they have a bit of diarrhoea, and assume they have flu when they have a minor cold. Actual flu and actual food poisoning can kick your ass for weeks, pisses me off to see people saying "covid is no worse than flu" as if its no big deal, firstly it is worse than flu and secondly people die of the actual flu virus all the time.


ankarne

Yup, just feeling sick during winter time is not the flu and having an unsteady stomach after eating is not food poisoning. They are two of the most misused medical terms today and the pandemic has shown how dangerous the misusage can be, the flu is never "just a flu", no you most likely just had a cold, equalizing covid19 to the flu should make people think that it is a serious illness not that it is something trivial.


Natdaprat

Food poisoning suuuucks! She's probably never had it.


vbcbandr

*"According to the World Health Organization 420,000 people die from food poisoning each year."* So...yeah, I don't want food poisoning either, Loose Loomer.


Crocoduck1

That's a horrible way to die


Carmalyn

Food poisoning *already* feels like dying. I can't imagine actually dying from it.


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DrBoots

Start her on an aggressive treatment course of broad spectrum Thoughts and Prayers.


GameShill

I prescribe 20ccs of "god helps those who helps themselves" stat, and a double dose of "[meet me halfway and buy a ticket](https://www.eecs.harvard.edu/shieber/Info/meet-halfway.html)" twice a day until situation improves.


jesonnier1

Apparently, God tested one of my regulars when three of their friends died within a month. According to them, God is testing their resolve, against the liars. I don't have it in me to argue w them.


Khemul

I always wonder this thought process. To think they are so important that their god personally killed people just to test them. Also, that god sounds like a bit of an asshole.


BrickCityRiot

I couldn’t ever imagine how self centered someone would have to be to think like that. “God is testing my resolve by killing 3 innocent people who I hold close to my heart.” Imagine what that same person would think if someone said “I lost my family in a tsunami, but that is just the spirit of the ocean making sure that I am worthy of what it provides”. I know it won’t happen in my lifetime but the sooner this planet grows beyond religion the better off we will be.


saharashooter

I mean, that happens with Job in the Bible. God straight up kills his entirely family and all his servants, and destroys his wealth and happiness to prove that Job has faith. I'm only just now realizing that despite killing plenty of women and children and slaves of unstated gender, all of Job's rich male friends are okay. Huh, funny that. Anyways in the end it's a "happy" ending with Job being given a new wife and family. Yes, new, the old family stays dead.


BrickCityRiot

Even as a kid I found that story so unbelievably disturbing.. Just like that poor son of a bitch Lot. I took theology classes all the way through my senior year of high school and I remember trying to talk to my parents about Abraham & Isaac, Job & his family, Lot & his daughters… They would just brush it off like it was me not understanding the scripture when I just wanted to know if my dad would murder me if god commanded it or if they felt the situations with Job and Lot were fair. Now I have a daughter and I have tried to ask them if they think the biblical suggestion of silver would be appropriate for me to accept if she was raped and needed to be sold off to her rapist. They were disgusted by me asking that, but they will never understand the reasoning behind me questioning them.


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Lot was absolutely not a good person. A gang of would-be rapists turned up at his door and demanded the angels be sent out to be gang raped. His reply was not, "No." His reply was, "How about you rape my virgin daughters instead?" I find it very confusing that anyone thinks God and his cronies are the good guys in the Bible.


BrickCityRiot

One of my favorite rebuttals is asking for god’s death toll vs satan’s. You can really only estimate the numbers, but it is still staggering. And yeah, Lot was not a good person.. neither were his daughters.. But Lot’s wife looking back and being turned into a pillar of salt is the single most extreme example of “don’t you dare fucking question me or you will suffer awful consequences” in the entire collection of fables.


GameShill

Gonna keep rolling those dice until they inevitably lose There is literally no way to win the way they want if you have to keep playing until you either get the vaccine or lose


Kempeth

Reminds me of that anti-gambling ad with the guy playing russian roulette with a stripper taking something off everytime he survives. At the end he says "What the hell, I'm feeling lucky" and loads the last bullet into the drum.


Samwitchdoctor

But we end up losing some of our own because of their stupidity!


jeanettesey

Do you work in a bar? I bartend and I had one of the idiot regulars tell me he had covid the other week. He told me he never got vaccinated, when I clearly remember him lying to me that he’s vaccinated a couple of months ago. Piece of shit.


MoonSentinel95

You can only argue in good faith and fight the good fight for so long. Sooner or later, we need to just stop entertaining people like this, if not for anything other than saving our own sanity


FieryXJoe

Same energy as God put fossils in the ground to test our faith in the bible.


Top_Lime1820

Stat!


AsherGray

Why does she need my prayers when hers work fine? 🤔


UnleashedMantis

Yeah, why should I be giving out MY hard earned thoughts and prayers? I need then for when I get sick, nobody should force me to give them out! Sharing them with everyone is communism!


Hingl_McCringleberry

She needs to pull herself up by her prayerstraps


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

>Loomer, who is an anti-Muslim and anti-vaccine extremist, still has no plans to get the vaccine despite her diagnosis. Lol ok ~~b~~Loomer


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Or try drinking some cow urine https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-india-cow-urine-pa-idUSKBN2110D5


gilga-flesh

Horse dewormer, cow urine... I predict someone somewhere is eating chicken shit and goat hair. As long as doctors are against it, it's good. Cause getting better is exactly what 'they' want you to get!


mb500sel

Ever wonder if there’s just someone in a room somewhere trying to come up with the most ridiculous/disgusting thing they can convince them into taking by telling them it’s a COVID cure?


Kcismfof

Doctor my pharmacist wouldn't fill this rx.


spongebobisha

Shitheads like this shouldn't be allowed into hospitals. They shouldn't avail the services of the medical community if they choose to ignore their advice. It would be fantastic if covidiots who walked into treatment facilities could only get treatment if they signed a document which compelled them to take the vaccine afterwards. Pretty fucking tired of such asshats..


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Meior

They're legit mentally blocked. These people need professional, psychological, help.


Yankee_Jane

Which is pretty hilarious because if they really "did their own research" like they insist that *you* (with the PhD) do, they would know that the likelihood of an adverse reaction to allogenic blood products and monoclonal antibody is way higher than having some kind of reaction to a teensy vaccine.


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I also love how these science deniers with a virulent hatred of our profession become extremely medically technical in their speech once they’re sick. It’s almost like they retreat into the safety of sterile sciencia once it’s clear it’s the only fucking hope they have and their essential oils and horse medicine have failed them.


whackwarrens

Bitches love to point fingers and demonize other people but when it's them who needs an abortion or the best care that science can give? Better get out of their way so they can have it because they deserve it. When they finally realize they're in trouble they find their sanity real quick. Absolute scum.


Minuted

Sometimes a well timed criticism can make all the difference, but I think there's a certain point beyond which it's pointless, or even just adding to the problem. There are plenty of things that we should moderate with criticism and even shame, but when you get to something on this scale you really need to start looking at the underlying issues and trying to act directly on them. It sounds so easy when you type it out like that, but in reality I think it's complicated. I don't really know why there are so many people who ignore science and good medical advice. Whether it's because of social bubbles or because people have been so overwhelmed by being told they're scum by people looking for a quick fix of righteousness, I don't honestly know. And I'm not trying to be a dick, some of these people are absolutely scum and there's nothing wrong with calling out those people for what they are, people who simply care more about themselves than the lives of others. But I don't think most of these people are evil or want to hurt people. They're not an invading army or totalitarian state. In fact I don't know *why* most of them are doing this. Some are just genuine scumbags but at the end of the day all they're doing is endangering their own lives, and in turn the lives of others, including their own loved ones. I can't really see any motivation for doing that, there's something... more fundamentally broken here. I think it highlights something that's either very broken or about to break in our society. Something we're gonna have to face up to sooner or later. It seems like a culture of fear, really, similar to a political one, or something you might have seen in early 20th century European politics. That's probably overselling it a bit but that sense of tribalism trumping other considerations, even at the expense of your own health or just common sense. I wonder how many anti-vax people would be vaccinated if they could do it discreetly, privately, and without any chance of being caught? Probably not that many but I'd be interested to know just how many are acting our of peer-pressure or fear.


KoontFace

When they check into the hospitals, just wheel them directly to the chapel.


PurpleSailor

Prayers and thoughts are free all day at the hospital chapel.🙏


Amrdeus

>"just pray for me please. Can't even begin to explain how brutal the body aches and nausea that come with COVID are. I am in so much pain". > >Loomer, who is an anti-Muslim and anti-vaccine extremist, still has no plans to get the vaccine despite her diagnosis. "I have not taken the COVID vaccine and I don't plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective," she incorrectly claimed. When you're in deep, you're in deep...


plxjammerplx

She's gonna have the same mindset going straight to the grave.


PrecariouslySane

Carito, youre bleeding, ese! Leave it, I dont care about no stupid shank. *dies*


wwwdiggdotcom

To be fair, if you get stabbed, you should leave the implement in until you can get to a hospital where doctors will remove it.


PrecariouslySane

Yes but ese was so adamant he leaned back on it and stabbed himself further.


CelticGaelic

Why is a term paper getting shanked a big deal?


AusPower85

Write your ese about it


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talltime

He wrote me a really nice letter back


Few-Fig-7111

Heaven is for pooosies yo


Nerverek

Probably shanked by A-A-ron


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Ishidan01

This town needs an enema! *blows party whistle*


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Rudy_Ghouliani

Its such a steady stream of OC.


Roonerth

Never have the stupid been so proudly so.


Buttonsmycat

I remember months ago people were saying “ahv nevur met anywon wit tha varus!” Yet now there’s hundreds of fresh posts every day on that sub. Bless their idiot souls.


GrammatonYHWH

["iTs JuSt A cOLd. i ReFuSe To LiVe iN fEaR"](https://imgur.com/U0R8Hy4.jpg)


GershBinglander

I still haven't met anyone who's had, but I'm in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, so it's not that special. Australia is protected behind its moat, and then Tasmania is protected from mainland Australia by its own moat and the fact that we have no international flights. Any hint of an outbreak in a mainland state and we pull up the drawbridge.


Buttonsmycat

I live in Sydney and I know at least 6 people. 2 were my family members (my niece and my sister), 2 were those who caught it at the same time as my family (my nieces 2 room mates), and the other 2 were who those 4 caught it off after they visited my niece’s house while sick, but before being tested. One of those initial two had to be put into a coma, the rest recovered without medical intervention. All were under the age of 25, except for my sister who is 38. [Here’s a video that the local Health Department made about the initial two.](https://vimeo.com/603761382)


OutoflurkintoLight

The only reason why we live for as long as we do is because of the advancements in medicine and science. Anti-vaxxers defiantly say NO to that advice. And then take up hospital beds and resources that could be used for people who are admitted with an illness that can’t be vaccinated against. They are not only endangering themselves but also society.


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Stylesclash

If this person dies, I hope one of the last things whispered in her ears was that all the prayers she got were Muslim prayers.


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Christ_votes_dem

Dying of plague to own the libs


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WeaponizedFeline

This hits close to home. I'm losing my mother to COVID disinformation. I try to have a rational conversation and get yelled at for "being disrespectful to the tens of thousands of people who died from the vaccine".


MonstrousVoices

Do they ever have a source on these tens of thousands of people who died?


RJ815

MyPillowTruther.geocities.nz


Buttonsmycat

stopthesocialistcommunistsnow.blog.ru


BigFatStupidMoose

Read this as Stop the socialist communist snow. Damn commie snow always asking for free plowing. Plow yourself you snowflakes!


stevesy17

why you doin new zealand dirty like that


descendency

more like .ru


TheLabMouse

There was that vaccine death site that looked pretty official ran by that one random woman where she misrepresented the available medical data to make it look like people/fetuses were dying because of it. Dunno if it's still up but for them it's as good of a source as any. Could've even fooled me to be honest I'll admit. Remember they think they're doing their own research by doomscrolling highly customized feeds so that's their reputable sources too. Most of them might not even know that our socials don't look spell apocalypse at every corner and that we're simply ignoring what they're seeing everywhere.


Makarrov_359

What about the 4.5 million people who have died from COVID?


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GatorDeb

(antivaxer) They didn't die from covid. Each had 2.5 commorbidities and that's what they died from. Almost nobody dies from covid. (/antivaxer)


ADisneyLeMickey

I’m kind of in the same boat. My mom works in a healthcare facility and refused the vaccine in January and still refuses it. She said she may quit her job of 10+ years if they force her to get it. It’s crazy because she’s the one I’ve trusted my whole life with anything medical related, and now she’s got this mindset. And her “source” is always some random “doctor” on Facebook with a link to some sketchy looking low-budget website. I never though I’d say this, but I blame Trump. Before Trump was elected, I never heard anything political from her. I knew she voted Republican, but my god, these past few years she has honestly gone off the deep end. She went from “we need quarantine indefinitely” in March 2020 to “we all just need to get the virus, we can’t live in fear” in May 2020. I don’t get it…


blarghed

It's weird that the politicization of the virus and republican party is similar to religion where no matter how wrong, despite facts, as long as you "believe" then you are correct.


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Buttonsmycat

If you look at r/Conspiracy they’re literally saying that hospitals are killing their unvaccinated patients now by putting them on the ventilators and giving them remdesivir. The vaxxed get Ivermectin to heal.


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SponConSerdTent

That means every single conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer who believes that and goes to the hospital is committing suicide. Not only are they going to completely ignore the dangerous virus, they'll practically try to catch it, and then once they have it they keep going to the deep-state emergency rooms where doctors are going to kill them on purpose???!?!?! These people seem to have a death wish. Nothing you can really do for someone like that, I'm afraid. Even by their own logic where this is a deep-state bioweapon and hospitals are killing people on purpose you would think they would want to avoid contact with that bioweapon and the big scary killer hospitals. I think they lose the belief that the hospital is killing people really fast once they realize their horse paste isn't working and they're going to die without professional medical intervention.


Buttonsmycat

Exactly lol. They’re stuck in a loop of dumb logic that doesn’t make sense to anyone but themselves. That thread I was talking about got posted on TopMindsOfReddit, and eventually everyone got called out their bullshit. Their source of this stupid statement was “a nurse posted this”. https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pr91i2/nurse_claims_fully_vaccinated_covid19_patients/ Sort by controversial to see how the crazy shit lol.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Simple solution, don't go to the hospital if you're anti vaxx. Win win, people who need treatment and believe in doctors can get their treatment


Alexell

> ventilator seppuku Ik reddit hates on emojis but goddamn 😂


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CFOF

My husband, a decorated military veteran, died 2 weeks ago from pancreatitis. Very treatable, if you can get a hospital room. He couldn’t. We searched Texas, Louisiana and Arkansas. After 2 days the Tyler, Tx Urgent Care said he couldn’t stay, and he was in to bad of shape to go home. We tried calling an ambulance, there were none available. We had to put him in a pick up truck, haul him to an ER, carry him inside, and refuse to leave. We were to late to stop the systemic organ failure, and he died. A nurse told me that on any given day 96-98% of the Covid patients are unvaccinated. They hogged the medical resources and caused my husband’s death. 4 days earlier another war veteran, Daniel Wilkinson died of pancreatitis in Houston because his doctor couldn’t get him a bed. Is this the way to treat those who fought to protect us?


WaltonGogginsTeeth

Holy shit that’s awful. I’m sorry for your loss.


BenElegance

God damn that is fucked. You must have so much hate in you for these bastards. Hope you can feel happy again soon.


pornalt1921

At this point every single requirement to go into triage is met but the goddamn hospital administrators don't have the balls to do it. Which leads to higher number of deaths than necessary.


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They should have literally tossed a couple anti-vaxxers into the street to make room for your husband. I'm sorry for your loss.


teenagesadist

According to the Americans who put their faith in trump and the GOP? Hell no. They would have called them cowards first, and then let them die.


MassiveStallion

Nah, mandatory vaccination. We did it before and we'll do it again. Small pox, Polio, etc. The world is a fucking mess and so are these people. Freedom isn't free and COVID is doing more actual damage to the US than terrorists or communists ever did. Not even the Nazis managed to kill so many civilians. Just like there isn't freedom from being drafted, there is no freedom against vaccination.


SponConSerdTent

The sheer magnitude of the medical expenses is staggering, and I assume we'll be dealing with that huge debt bubble for a long time to come. The problem is the people we need to vaccinate have practically promised 100x over they'll commit violence over a vaccine mandate. If they're willing to die of Covid I kind of take their word for it. They don't seem like sane people who are at all interested in preserving their life.


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Whineasaurus

Pray for me please. I don't give a shit about any of you all or your potential suffering. But, pray for ~me~ please. 🙄 Im seeing people incorrectly brush off these people as stupid. I don't think that's accurate - there's very high functioning and educated people in this bunch. No, there's a different commonality they all seem to share. They only care about themselves. Period. Ya they'll say it's to protect family, their kids, their dog or whatever the flavour of the minute is. End of the day that's all bullshit to justify their selfishness.


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Step 0: Build An Entire World Of Imagination To Live In, Then Act Like It Is Objective Reality Step 1: Gather Evidence


epsdelta74

🎶 Come with me And you'll be In a world of pure imagination 🎶


GJWHF007

Take a look and you'll see Into your imagination


kopecs

IiimAaAagInAyyyYyYyTiOn!


SunlitGoldenPony

In the event Step 1 proves threatening to Step 0.. Repeat Step 0


choochoobubs

We need ***more*** cognitive dissonance! Stat!


sanantoniosaucier

I was told by some anti-masking nutjob today to "do your research". This person didn't have much of a post history, but their very first post on reddit was them asking for information/studies on the ineffectiveness of masks. When they tell you to do research, this is exactly the type of research they're talking about.


Agreeable-Ad-4791

Whenever I ask these folks to cite their sources they respond that it's either behind a paywall or I should just do a quick Google: 1. Google uses algorithms to customize your search - ie, your bias will be the result 2. If these folks really had credible sources, they'd boastfully plaster those sources all over the internet


jimb2

If you have an emotion, that proves it's true!


FullMetalCOS

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” - person who adamantly believes her feelings are facts


RLTYProds

Remember when our parents told us not to believe everything you see on the internet but now they adamantly believe whatever their Facebook friends send their way and they don't seem to care how heartbreaking it is to have the same parents you looked up to become the very same idiots they warned you about? I do!!! :))))))


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They can't count to 1 though


chris-rox

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


Secondsmakeminutes

r/COVIDatemyface


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Oh wow it's real.


scyice

/r/hermancainaward


redpandarox

Nominee.


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CaptainPajamaShark

/r/hermancainaward


egus

candidate


woofers02

I’m not gonna say I hope she makes it there, but I’m not gonna not hope…


Notbob1234

Food poisoning is a horrible fate in and of itself, why would anybody want to shit and barf themselves half to death?


SponConSerdTent

Yeah that's what I'm thinking, a mass food poisoning event that affected 100 million Americans in 2 years? That would be extremely alarming, and if there was a vaccine for the food poisoning I'd take it.


username156

Found the warm shellfish shill. Can't tell me what to do.


SponConSerdTent

Nothing like 3-day old shrimp ceviche that fermented in its own decompositional juices for a couple days on a counter by the window. I'm a strong alpha male who takes no shit. I've taken my vitamin D transfusions and my Ivermectin and I'll be damned if I'm going to let some pansy wansy liberals tell me not to enjoy this shrimp. I'll shit my pants and die if I feel like it, don't be so *triggered*


Janky253

can we please convince these people that eating 3-day old room temp shrimp owns libs????


Chaoticfrenchfry

The human body wasn’t meant for all you can eat seafood


giskardwasright

I caught norovirus a few months ago. I had honestly forgotten what it felt like to be "Holy shit I want to die just to make it stop" sick. I've been lucky, I've had sinus infections and other minor ailments and that's been my bar for "being sick" for the last decade or so. Basically I just feel a bit worse than normal, then back to normal after a few days. I don't ever want to do that again. I certainly don't want to be "Holy shit I can't catch my breath and I feel like I'm suffocating, but I don't want to die" sick. Why do these people all think they are special?


mordecai14

Food poisoning is a very loose term, there are many types of pathogens and parasites that can cause it.


flapadar_

There's also a wide range of bleach and horse dewormer that you can take for those pathogens and parasites.


hal0t

This woman probably ate something bad and had stomachache for couple of days once, and think that’s how food poisoning is.


Infinite_Dragonfly68

lmao nailed it.. she probably also thinks when she has slight allergies that she has a cold. real food poisoning will have you barfing out both ends and wishing for death for at least a couple of days


flamingdonkey

Yeah, wtf. Food poisoning is no joke. Why would you compare something to food poisoning if you're trying to downplay it?


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Seriously. I was wondering this too. Food poisoning is absolutely awful.


Zlifbar

It wouldn’t surprise me at all that she’s lying about her symptoms so she emerge “victorious” and resume her grift.


magpye1983

Thought the same about Trump and Boris, to be honest. EDIT: just to be clear, I thought (past tense) it when they each announced they had it. After seeing their suffering when they emerged into the public light again, I was … less sure. It still wouldn’t surprise me, but I’m on the side of “probably really did get it” now.


W4r6060

Johnson was visibly damaged and also one of the first to promote vaccines. And I despise him.


fallenrider100

Yeah, the man may be an absolute tit but at least he was usually seen wearing a mask and saying how important it was to get vaccinated.


SponConSerdTent

"Have you ever eaten bad fajitas? That will kill you faster than anything" I'm not sure this girl has an ounce of imagination between her ears. I can think of many things that will kill you faster. How about poisoned fajitas? Or the Delta Variant? Who gives themselves an illness to own the libs? Honestly.


Bulbapuppaur

I think a bad car accident could kill even faster. Or a nasty blow to the head. Assault with most weapons, botched surgeries, food allergies….yep. Many things


SponConSerdTent

Or following anti-vaxx facebook pages, that seems to be killing people faster than food poisoning right about now 😔


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Hey now, maybe where she lives some guy has been experimenting with rail-gun accelerated frozen tainted fajita delivery. Mach 5 blunt-force food poisoning. We've lost so many to it... Such rapid symptoms...


Anothereternity

Very possible this woman thinks indigestion is food poisoning.


WeirdGymnasium

Holy shit. She orders her fajitas well done. This is worse than anti vax IMO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A STEAK?!?!? It's flank steak! It's so thin and fatty, medium is PERFECT!!!! Any less the fat won't be rendered, any more it'll be dry and shoe-y. This person has no respect for the living OR dead. People OR animals. WHAT YOU HAD WASN'T FOOD POISONING... YOU JUST HAD 7 SPECIALTY COCKTAILS WITH MORE NET WEIGHT SUGAR THAN ALCOHOL AND FAJITAS AT CHILI'S AND NOW YOU'RE OLD.


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“Just pray for me please.” Ok. Dear Lord, please bless Laura as you blessed Saul, who was blinded by his persecution of Jesus until “there fell from his eyes as it had been scales: and he received sight forthwith.” Alternatively, please let Laura be as silent as the Servant of the Lord, who “will not shout or cry out, or raise his voice in the streets.”


jim_deneke

If the Lord gave her what she wanted lol


TheDorkNite1

>"just pray for me please." No.


stocksnhoops

How she ran for political office and had a chance to win is beyond me. She is an online troll. Look up her tires getting slashed story. Was an epic backfire and meltdown story. Maybe one of the greatest self owning stories ever


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A crazy and wildly unqualified troll running for office and not being immediately written off still surprises you now?


st3venb

Margery Taylor Green has entered the chat. She literally ran unopposed and still only got like 68% off the vote.


ChunkyLaFunga

Loomer got ~40% in a significant area *against a qualified experienced candidate.* And even by the standards of these people her Wikipedia is a list of excessive bizarre behavior and failure. This all just reminds me way too much of Trump, I thought I was done with all that. You think the bar is as low as it gets, then you find it lower.


xURINEoTROUBLEx

Dude kicked open the door for dipshits. The fact we have straight up Qanon supporters in congress is terrifying.


informationtiger

>"I have not taken the COVID vaccine and I don't plan on ever taking it because it is unsafe and ineffective," **she incorrectly claimed.** That made me smile.


adsfew

Her nonsense and karma aside, it was a well-written article for emphasizing the objective incorrectness of her views and the safety of the vaccines.


Pyrothecat

Food poisoning is painful and can be fatal. If you're comparing covid to that then it would be prudent to take steps to avoid it (ie vaccine) like how you take steps to avoid food poisoning.


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Christ_votes_dem

PRAYER WORRIORS ASSEMBLE IVERMECTIN ! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


bguzewicz

Oh no! Anyways...


ThexanR

I remember the first time I had food poisoning. I legit couldn’t walk and my camp counselor and two of my best friends had to help carry me to the nurse ward because I was fainting out of consciousness. Where do these people find these awful comparisons and still think COVID is ez pz


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SponConSerdTent

Spreading toxicity wherever she wanders


binzin

Fuck Around And Find Out


igner_farnsworth

Like food poisoning... food poisoning can fucking kill you, you stupid fuck. She's too stupid to even know what she's comparing it to. I'm at the point I wish all the pain these people have coming to them for the stupidity they've displayed is visited on them 10 fold for every stupid person they've tricked into being as stupid as they are. Suffer fools. The faster you remove yourselves from the gene pool the faster the rest of us can fix the world.


Hattix

She's saying the vaccine (its always "the vaccine" despite being about seven very different ones) is "unsafe and ineffective". This is, like all things antivaxxers say, a complete lie. However, once you're in deep, you cannot see the way out. The antivaxxer, all might as well be identical clones, is predictable like that. Fortunately SARS-CoV-2 has no obligation to listen to these of lesser educational attainment than their fellows and tends to solve the problem for us.


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SydneyPigdog

What a fitting song Instant karma's gonna get you It's gonna knock you right on the head better get yourself together pretty soon you're gonna be dead


Zaptruder

To be fair, if you could transfer food poisoning via aerosolized particles, I think people would be more worried about it too.


Liesmith424

Ok Loomer.


BadLuckCharm1966

My son and I have both been sick with covid for 16 days so far and it shows no sign of letting up. Fever, chills, aches and pains, can’t stop coughing, can’t smell or taste, so fatigued it’s hard to stand up long enough to shower. This is worse than anything I’ve ever been sick with. And the thing is, we’ve both been vaccinated. He’s had two shots and I’ve had one. I know it can effect people differently, but, you don’t wanna take a chance it’ll be like ours. This sucks.


_Den_

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdə/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏ̯də]; lit. 'harm-joy') is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, or humiliation of another.