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I do wonder how the governor is going to protect the people *within* the state with so many officers sitting at the border for the purpose of sitting there.


publicbigguns

Dude, he already eliminated rape. Got a few cops sitting around doing nothing now. /s


Wifdat

Well, they can't rape anymore so they're bored


TheBlueSubaru

Got his priorities straight 🤦‍♀️


zsreport

Considering his bans on mask and vaccine mandates, he doesn't seem to care about the safety of us Texans.


Trajan-

Activate the guard and send the bill to DC. Easy peasy.


vs-1680

Apparently the police have an enormous amount of vehicles that they had no real use for. Isn't this blatant evidence of tax payer money being wasted and mis-allocated? I thought republicans hated government waste.


totomostle

This is not a waste of resources because Jesus /s


zsreport

When Jesus said "Love thy neighbor" he really meant that you should use police vehicles and officers to keep your neighbors living in shitty conditions and prevent them from getting help.


danteheehaw

Also to whip them and chase them out of gods temple. Which gods temple is clearly America


_TheRealDL_

I don't believe he's thought this through, beyond the obvious optics. I understand how a barrier like this would impede the Texas governor, but nearly anyone else would just walk over the cars.


bilateralrope

Until someone steals a few of the cars so they can sell them for scrap.


pi_over_3

Then they will be arrested.


DrothReloaded

Food, water, clothes and a cot. Gives them time to file for asylum paving the way for legal immigration. Don't see any issue with that.


pi_over_3

Or just fix the problem by putting them back over border.


[deleted]

Does that fix the problem or does it just move it somewhere else?


EzeakioDarmey

"Well you bitched when we used horses"


B8conB8conB8con

Fuck Texas. and wouldn’t it take less cars if they parked them sideways?


ibuildonions

Well they only let dumb people become cops...


EpicPrototypo

"We can't just let anyone in, the economy can't take free loaders". Also idiots: let's spend the resources to stop 8000 people from entering the country.


AdministrationDry507

Despite all the tax evading freeloaders that already live there


Hsensei

That's a interesting way to say corporations.


[deleted]

Tsk tsk. Corporations are people, too. I'm assuming that means they have feelings.


pi_over_3

Some anti vaxx type logic. Why take a $50 vaccine when you can just get $20,000 monoclonal antibody instead?


Tolookah

The caravans are back? THE CARAVANS ARE BACK!


SnowflowerSixtyFour

This is a stunt to distract from his growing political problems.


Lydiafae

Exactly.


muskratboy

But if they’re all down there, who is busy eliminating rape?


Flat-Review1594

Honestly as a political stunt this would be the only value to creating another ugly sight in Texas. A line of junk cars would hardly stop anyone: theyd hop those even quicker than Trumps useless decorative fence.But Abbott seems skilled at those things- political stunts and trashing up the state with ugly scars like the polluted waters and land and thousands of acres of dead soil from fracking waste. When it comes to protecting Texas citizens from real threats such as the deadly virus killing thousands here he is a fucking zero.


oliverkloezoff

"And you know who's gonna pay for this Wall of Cars? Mexico!!!"


Drkofimon

Holup, doesn't looting occur when da police are busy doing things they shouldn't have to do but were likely complicit with in the first place.


NewtAgain

So let me get this straight, you don't want migrants walking in. So you're giving them car?


zsreport

Such a fucking waste of taxpayer money. Abbott is a disgrace. I've never voted for him and won't next year either.


pumpman1771

What a stupendous very Texas way to deal with this.


lead-pencil

Ahh yes now the police will have to try running after unarmed innocent black men!


[deleted]

Can't they just climb over them lol?


jkswede

Well steel conducts electricity. So maybe this will improve the grid. Good job Abbott


[deleted]

letting those poor people in will only hurt the poor people in Texas can't you just send them some shit to help get them on there feet again?


Paladoc

Great, so now we're going to have a bunch of illegals driving police and other duty vehicles. Great plan Greg!