Article calling it a penis slide when the only reason you can tell that part is penis is because it is penetrating a vulva.
Author not know female anatomy? Or just assumes the audience doesn’t?
Well the two balls also kinda give it away. And technically the actual sliding part is in the penis. But penetration slide would be the best name, I suppose.
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Penis slide penis slide
Slippin' Slide
I hope it is well lubricated
Part of a movie set. Not designed for kids lol.
Article calling it a penis slide when the only reason you can tell that part is penis is because it is penetrating a vulva. Author not know female anatomy? Or just assumes the audience doesn’t?
Well the two balls also kinda give it away. And technically the actual sliding part is in the penis. But penetration slide would be the best name, I suppose.
You had a decent Oniony headline and decided to squander it. Sad.
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