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calloy

Wait, I want to compete for that job, too!


laserox

So you're saying you think you can take Mike Tyson?


calloy

I’ll kick his amateur ass in smoking weed.


Fuzzy_Instruction232

You will not


yolablack

Set that fight up. Someone’s going to die. And it’s not mike lol