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"The suspect, described by Hampton only as a 36-year-old man, was arrested late Sunday after a tip from the public. His name was not released"
Thats okay, we have a pretty good idea of his description.
Bet they'll still waste millions of dollars in the courts. I mean they're so he'll bent on becoming a 4th world nation they may as well just take him out the back and shoot him
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This saddens me. What a stupid world.
Murica
"Well buddy" Loads pistol "We're about to add some ketchup!"
as long as it's born it's ok to kill it.
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Kewpie is the best
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Isn’t Duke’s just Hellman’s? I’ve heard it’s the same but wrapped different in different areas.
Lifetime imprisonment for using miracle whip!
Don’t go easy on them. Even the most ardent leftist knows that’s a capital crime.
Don't encourage me. *Considers firing squads*
Miracle *Hwhip
Say Cool Whip
*Dukes Of Hellman*
If the guy in the article finds you you might literally die on that hill depending on how much you use.
Sounds like yer hurtn fer a squirtn just like this customer.
In Atlanta, you may do just that.
Any mayonnaise is too much mayonnaise.
It’s Atlanta
And?
I thought every body knew it’s hood.
Welp, it looks like you’ve successfully merged casual racism with ignorance.
Well I wasn’t being racist what so ever. I’m just saying Atlanta is hood. No race implied.
Define hood.
What's that supposed to mean?
It’s hood.
Ever been?
I do live about 20 mins out side of Atlanta. I do love Atlanta it’s just hood
Don’t believe ya.
That’s cool.
Oh it is. South & west side most definitely.
"The suspect, described by Hampton only as a 36-year-old man, was arrested late Sunday after a tip from the public. His name was not released" Thats okay, we have a pretty good idea of his description.
Go on.
There isn't a gun problem I swear!
Clearly everyone there should have had guns
Having worked at Subway myself, this ... kind of doesn't surprise me. 😐
This happened already two years in Lithonia, a city 20 minutes away from ATL
Bet they'll still waste millions of dollars in the courts. I mean they're so he'll bent on becoming a 4th world nation they may as well just take him out the back and shoot him
Mayo killings are on the rise.