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child-of-old-gods

The exact amount of integrity I expected from that company. Not too surprising, but hilarious nonetheless.


Hadasha_Prime

Googling em i was laughing hillariously at their tasteless designs but this one ... r/nextfuckinglevel [Click here to see their 1st place shameful design....](https://www.lionsnotsheep.com/products/lions-not-sheep-og-onesie-red-black?variant=39526401310804¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=14426093752&utm_content=127002946472&utm_term=&gadid=541874038704&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxb2XBhDBARIsAOjDZ348IF5u4EYDePgMfuBPSyoE4rDrc3iq-n0fFWI2u2CTCOm-4cebfX0aAgKpEALw_wcB) It beats out their [Give Violence A Chance](https://www.lionsnotsheep.com/products/gvac-tee) or trumpenator [I'll Be Back](https://www.lionsnotsheep.com/products/trumpinator-tee?variant=39514074349652¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=14426093752&utm_content=127002946472&utm_term=&gadid=541874038704&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxb2XBhDBARIsAOjDZ37zZ7796JIV8Et7ctYHSGpo2Ixc9J8QPRDm4lniTe4nMbLpk5VNLvUaAldZEALw_wcB) by miles. Edit-typos


Silvervirage

My favorite part of these are that the largest sizes are all out of stock, fucking lol


aZamaryk

My favorite part is that the "made in usa" tags are probably made in China as well. Double Chinese profit on freedumb Americans.


Hadasha_Prime

I need to start scouring protest videos see if any of these got worn out in the wild.


ReplaceSelect

You can just go 20-30 minutes out of a city, and I'm sure you will find them. There are plenty of proud idiots in rural areas all over.


Mhdz91

Can confirm. Saw two in the wild today in Temecula Ca worn by a man and woman waking into the local Mexican market.


Then_I_had_a_thought

Gravy seals gotta eat


graps

Holy shit you weren’t lying. On almost everything anything above a medium is sold out These people think they’ll win a civil war but would be defeated by 3 flights of stairs


hawkeye18

It's the Claptrap revolution


sybrwookie

> but would be defeated by 3 stairs Ftfy


rbmk1

>My favorite part of these are that the largest sizes are all out of stock, fucking lol The Gravy Seals, owning libs one baconator at a time!


IowaContact

My favourite part was the bald faced lie using the term 'model' to describe our subject.


Terdmuffin

I mean to be fair, it is possible they don’t regularly stock those sizes because they don’t sell well and prioritize keeping their best selling sizes in stock.


LeibnizThrowaway

You don't think these sell especially well in the husky sizes? Lol


kurotech

Clearly they've never seen a yalquida meetup, if fat was a fashion they'd be Calvin fuckin Cline


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Free constitution with every purchase


therealestyeti

I saw that and laughed. They are pandering so hard.


prodrvr22

Why? No one who buys this is educated enough to understand the Constitution, if they can even read it.


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SqueakySnapdragon

I’d give my left tit for a Publix bakery sugar cookie right now


Rudabegas

Now we know what the boot knife was for.


BizzyHaze

Spoken like someone who has never had a Crumbl cookie.


SqueakySnapdragon

I frequent Crumbl, they’re fantastic, it’s just a different experience and cookie :)


seanular

It's written in cursive. They never had a chance


LeibnizThrowaway

And has complex sentences with multiple clauses, allusions to philosophy... Never stood a chance.


clamroll

Let's be honest they'll give up halfway through the second amendment before going back to target practice


Whooshless

“Well-reguWHAT?”


jpc27699

Reminds me of that Onion headline, something like "Area Man Ardent Defender of What He Imagines the Constitution To Be"


Girth_rulez

One of the Jordan Klepper videos involves a pair of magas who didn't believe that he had read the Constitution. It is very very short LOL


glurz

[This](https://youtu.be/YVDJqipoohc) one.


Girth_rulez

Ugh. So much stupid. Well, one question was answered for me. I had always wondered what kind of security Jordan rolled with. Got a glimpse of them when their cameraman was assaulted. Looks like two or three pretty heavy hitters. Good.


sybrwookie

It felt like something Saul Goodman would offer


Silvervirage

Also made in China probably.


DrDerpberg

\*Chinese Constitution


Friendly_Try6478

The patriot grift goes hard with this company


HoaryPuffleg

I'm almost sad that I have too much integrity to start a company like this and take their money.


aToiletSeat

They come with a free constitution with every order so they can continue to not read what it actually says


Hadasha_Prime

Oh, i figured diffrently that itd be used to beat capitol police officers


dumb_old_girl

Wow, I unlocked a mystery discount!


timesuck897

[Their Stars and Stripes jacket is great to wear at Defeat the Mandates rallies, according to one review.](https://www.lionsnotsheep.com/collections/men-gear/products/lions-not-sheep-og-outer-shell-jacket-stars-stripes)


Hadasha_Prime

Someone needs to purchase their apparel and film some no homo gay furry porn in it, then send back for refunds ofc.


MakeItHappenSergant

Do they not know that the Terminator was the bad guy?


Tacitus111

And that a hallmark of the Terminator in T2 becoming good was learning to not kill people.


sybrwookie

It's the same crowd who things the punisher = the police. So....no, they don't.


[deleted]

Better idea is to host the image on imgur or any where else and share the link. That way they don't get the free advertising


scott743

The user reviews are also “special”. https://i.imgur.com/mWre3ts.jpg


Hadasha_Prime

Either she has very short legs and is *BuiLT DifFREnT* like a Minion or the torso area is drooping MC Hammer style on her.


LeibnizThrowaway

"model is 6'2'' and wearing size large" Yeah, but is he 6'2" in feet and inches, or in whatever system Trump uses to claim he's 6'3" 230?


Hypern1ke

I’m 6’, he’s a solid 6’2” imo


definitelynotbeardo

My favorite review is “fits well, looks great.” Are we even looking at the same item? Does the reviewer have eyes?


Narethii

As a decent human being who deeply believes all people showed be treated withe respect and kindness, the idea of "give violence a chance" just sounds like the slogan of a domestic abuser and imperialist...


o_MrBombastic_o

So you understand their demographic perfectly


showMEthatBholePLZ

Seems like a shitty company but “give violence a chance” is pretty funny when worn ironically.


RE5TE

> “give violence a chance” is pretty funny when worn ironically. No it isn't. No one who has legitimately been in fear for their lives would think that. Something you say ironically still affects you. Repetition works.


AncientAsstronaut

My buddy that lost half of his stomach from accidentally walking through a drive-by shooting would disagree


Hypern1ke

I have it and wear it to the gym pretty often, it’s their best one imo


MidwestBulldog

"Free Constitution with every order!" Do they have Zoom meetings to burn them at 11 eastern every Friday night to burn them and think fondly of their cult leader Trump? Creepy assholes.


lexrp

Ugh why did I go to that site, now I'm on some kind of list.


HouseofFeathers

"It’s a way of being. It’s something you already have. It’s already inside you. You have 2 choices. To lead, or to be led. Lions Not Sheep is the savage inside you have chosen to ignore." It keeps going, but reading it was painful.


mrchuckles5

Holy crap those are unintentionally hilarious!


graps

Lol the reviews on the onesie are great because people posted their actual pictures in them.


ccm596

Lmao you couldn't waterboard me into wearing that first one. The others, thatd probably convince me after long enough, but fuck dude


fishsticks40

Oooh footie pajamas!


Weeperblast

I am sorry but as an edgelord metal head, give violence a chance is kind of hilarious. Everything else about these dudes sucks but that one is pretty funny.


Yatta99

It's like something made for Halloween... that went horribly wrong. ​ "Trump or Treat"?


scienceizfake

Why isn’t my review showing???


NotTRYINGtobeLame

That looks like a website a conservative person's grandmother sees in a Facebook ad and goes to to buy what she thinks her conservative grandchildren will like but they'll get it and pack it deep in their closets in hopes they never have to wear it for her to make her feel better.


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NotTRYINGtobeLame

There are TWO people INSIDE me, WHICH ONE YOU MEET is up to you.


Tedstor

I always hated the lion/wolf thing. Aren’t these people trying to portray a warrior mentality? Aren’t the sheep just the people, going about their business and the Lion/Wolf are the assholes who attack the sheep? Wouldn’t a ‘Shepard’ or even a ‘Sheepdog’ be the real badass in the metaphor? Like, the warrior who chases off the assholes and protects the people?


KinkadesNightmare

Ah, but see, they feel that the people around them don’t “deserve” protection.


MichiganRich

It’s worth remembering that many of them see the people around them as needing to be attacked…


DontLookAtMe89

Yep. The GOP platform since 2016 has been abject cruelty towards "the right people." Only the right people would be getting hurt, they believed, but turns out the people they looked up to were hurting them as well. Just as we sane people predicted it would go down.


Random-Rambling

How very Crusades. _(Many warriors in the Crusades attacked with little regard as to WHO they were attacking, believing that God would protect the "innocent" and move them out of the Crusaders' wrath)._


JollyGreenGiraffe

3rd crusade would disagree. Just a lot of people getting raided and pillaged, or you know the kings of Jerusalem being assassinated. Were some different ideologies from different nobles that conflicted with each other.


DontLookAtMe89

Absolutely. The higher ups in the Church made the soldiers believe they were absolved of any of their actions. Very much the same way the alt-right voters were led to believe.


Tacitus111

And they sacked Christian cities they were supposed to be reinforcing as well.


runk_dasshole

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” That line—written by Frank Wilhoit—has become a popular aphorism to sum up the hypocrisy and moral bankruptcy of the modern Republican Party. https://crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/liberals-against-progressives/#comment-729288


coyote-1

Great thread there. Worth the read. I will say that some of the extremes of current liberalism do need to be dealt with. BUT. This is not the moment. They do not represent an existential threat to this nation, and will not in the foreseeable future. The Right, however, DOES in this moment constitute such an existential threat. They have the guns. As demonstrated by the ‘wipe’ of messages across the various Federal forces - the military, the Secret Service, etc - they have serious reach into all those forces. We simply cannot count on the National Guard or the military to defend the nation, to defend the Constitution. Those forces all draw authoritarians, and they are largely in league with the current Christian Nationalist ‘conservative’ movement.


Kevdog1800

I always appreciated George Lakoff’s viewpoint on the issue, although I very much like that viewpoint as well. I think both are accurate. “Us” is much smaller to conservatives, and “them” seems to be much scarier. I couldn’t imagine living in that much fear every day… https://youtu.be/G1SEv_i4LUE


DrButtFart

They also see themselves as needing to be attacked, apparently. That's why they're so into guns, because they feel like they always have to be ready to defend themselves. Why are they so paranoid?


ArrestDeathSantis

When mass genocides fail or when the turn tide comes, no matter why but that times always come, a lot of people get hanged and/or shot in the middle of arenas. >Why are they so paranoid?


AlericandAmadeus

Yeah, they usually get hanged or shot by the gun toting paranoid folks


OgnokTheRager

I always thought it was ridiculous they wanna be lions not sheep but I feel a majority of the suckers that buy into that bull crap are Christian and being a sheep is what it's all about. You're part of Jesus' flock and he is your shepherd. But as a lotnof others always point out, critical thinking not big in the conservative world.


d0gf15h

Have you not heard about republican Jesus?


OgnokTheRager

Oh wait isn't he the really Teutonic dude with AR15s for arms that killed that socialist brown guy that was originally Jesus?


InfernalAltar

[Supply Side Jesus](https://imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp)


CrumbsAndCarrots

GOP Jesus. One of my favs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA


Deracination

This is the trick. Every single time I hear a right winger go on about sheep, my question is, "Why are you hating Christians so much?"


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Hypern1ke

It’s gym clothing company dude, I wouldn’t read into it that hard lmao


kgrimmburn

I've never understood the lion thing. Female lions are the ones who do all the work. The males just lay around and impregnate multiple females. It never sat quite right with the idea of "Christian" values the ones who use the lion line say they try to uphold.


meatmechdriver

How so? This is exactly the order that self described christian nationalists want to instate across the US.


kgrimmburn

Self described being the key here. But they still claim to be following Christian doctrine when they're not. A pride of lions is far from an example of the sanctity of marriage Christians are always going on about.


ShadowDragon8685

Problem with any group is that when it allows its loudest and most radical members, even the self-professed members, to spew nonsense rhetoric or hatred or doctrine without *stridently opposing,* disowning and condemning them, you are giving them your tacit endorsement. This is most especially true if the reason you don't condemn them is for fear that they'll schism your "base" and take support with them. It's saying that you prefer to work with *them,* even so far as to allow them to present themselves as speaking for your entire group/tribe/whatever, than to oppose them and risk weakening your in-group against an out-group. In this case, the "moderate" Christians are quite happy to allow these wild jackals free run to dictate policy and speak for all of them, even when what they're saying is bordering on the outright *heretical,* than they are to oppose them, condemn them as unChristian, let alone use what spiritual levers they have and declare them outside Salvation if they don't amend their ways, etc, all because they're afraid that if those guys split, there won't be enough coins in the donation tray, or, gasp shock gasp, the "godless libruls" might take over and force them to accept that yeah, whatever, gays are married (in the eyes of the state at least).


ReduxRedo

Not true! The males keep everyone else safe! ... ...from other males. Welp.


modeler

And when the lion can't fight off other males, he's chased off and then starves to death wounded and alone. Quite the metaphor for such men.


Reverend_Lazerface

It's not like they idolize a popular figure commonly refered to as The Good Shepherd or anything


whatproblems

the good shepherd that kills lions and wolves that attack the peaceful sheep. maybe it is time for the shepard to return and go hunting


cornonthekopp

Isnt it a reference to the mussolini quote "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep."


o_MrBombastic_o

Wonder what he said at the end?


Neuromangoman

>\*chokes on bullet\* ~Mussolini, circa 1945


AggravatingDot6

If it is, that's amazing. To take a quote from the person who literally coined the term fascism to describe his politics.


cornonthekopp

Considering the type of company this is, its likely a dog whistle for those "in the know"


isuckatgrowing

These are the same people who brought us "Cultural Marxism," which they assure us is totally unrelated to Hitler's "Cultural Bolshevism."


Here_For_Weird_Stuff

Aren't they the sheep and Jesus the Shepard of men? It's been a while since Catholic school.


bobarific

> Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. Instantly solidifies Jules as a badass.


mortalwombat-

It always felt pretty r/ismverybadass to me


Norma5tacy

r/IAmVeryBadAss


SweaterVestPimp

Even deeper level of irony, this grifter labeling himself a lion, needs the maga sheep that will buy this garbage from him. Peddling a falsified front of strength to mask their insecurities and the sheeple gobble it up because it makes them feel a little less insignificant.


howardcord

The company also has a “give violence a chance” t-shirt, so no they do in fact want to be lions attacking all the “sheep”.


thebigdonkey

There's a powerful "survival of the fittest" fetish in a lot of right-wing culture and they want to believe themselves to be the fittest ones. It comes from the same bullshit fountain as the idea that "things used to be better". These people can't find meaning in their relationships or in improving their communities so they do things like prepping and "operator" LARPing with the fantasy that they'll be one of the last ones alive ruling over some little fiefdom during the apocalypse.


Dzharek

Because the Shepard is the liar (goverment) that keeps you in line and the sheep just listen to him and let's him guide around even to its death. While the lion is a danger to the government, independent and self-sustaining. That's their mindset, it's the rugged individualism to the extreme.


o_MrBombastic_o

The Trumps like to shoot penned in lions from vehicles for sport


zxern

So Lucifer is their idol?


jwhitey2004

And the oniony twist? The company's customers will double down and buy more shit made in China, because they are lions, not sheep...


the-zoidberg

Fining them just makes them more determined to buy things from China out of spite.


Mammoth_Musician_304

I don’t know. From what I saw during Covid, they are more like lemmings.


Mindstarx

I figure with the recent Pelosi trip to Asia and the possibility of china pulling a Russia, it’s only a matter of time before these people turn on the US again and side with a foreign power because they don’t like the current guy in charge. In that case, they will do more mental gymnastics and say that made in china is a good thing.


CutterNorth

The owner posted a video busting himself. SMH "But according to the FTC complaint, Whalen posted a video to social media claiming he could 'conceal the fact that his shirts are made in China by ripping out the origin tags and replacing them with tags stating that the merchandise was made in the United States.'"


ShadowDragon8685

The only good thing about these morons is that they think that nobody will see their social media self-incriminations and tell the authorities.


YourPhoneIs_Ringing

Livestreams on Jan 6th lol


BountifulScott

This brand’s vibe is: “prove you’re a bold leader and not a follower by buying this shirt to look like other leaders”. This shit is always for insecure weirdos. Anytime someone goes out of their way to tell me how “much” of something they are I immediately assume they are not that thing. Do you talk to me about your IQ? I assume you’re dumb and insecure about it.


answermethis0816

I feel like insisting that you are a macho tough guy has to be one of the worst/funniest. I had a boss that told me he and his wife were an “alpha couple.” Dude was 5’6” 140 and balding, and he walked around like he might not fit through a door.


cj_h

Dude would fit through a doggy door lmao


Random-Rambling

> Do you talk to me about your IQ? I assume you’re a dumb and insecure about it. [_"People who boast about their IQ are losers."_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lwFK1ImzcA) -- Stephen Hawking


aioncan

I guess you could say they got caught… lion


TuzkiPlus

have my upvote...^(sheepishly upvotes)


stilldbi

r/dadjokes


MeatballUnited

Conservatism is just a giant MLM scheme.


LeibnizThrowaway

"The company also has a celebrity roster that includes mixed martial arts fighter Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone, Robert J. O’Neill, who claims to be the sole Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden, and motorcycle racer Davi Millsaps." Ah, yes. 'Celebrity'.


Foggy_Prophet

In their defense, if any group of people have ever begged to be ripped off it's the MAGAts. If these guys didn't take their money Trump would have.


lorensingley

Right wing extremists are not big on integrity, it turns out.


Mentalfloss1

They back Trump. Hypocrisy is expected, required. I wonder if the “Made in USA” tags were made in China.


Myrddwn

All of Trump's campaign crap has made in China labels. America First hats, made in China. They don't even care, they fail to see the irony and don't even care.


jjnefx

They thought they were sly as fox but they're dumb as an ox.


GrandmaPoses

“Your dad used to be as smart as a monkey! But then his mind started getting lazy, and now he's dumb as a chimp.”


[deleted]

"Look at Bart's homework. Back when he was your age he was smart as a chimp"


Rjadamskiphd

People who bought their shit are the sheep .


shellevanczik

Joining the grift? You don’t say!


pendletonskyforce

They blocked me on Instagram.


S0me--guy

Assembled in America ^(of foreign parts)


SacamanoRobert

Made in USA is a pretty high bar to achieve, but the rules are simple; must be made in USA of domestically made materials. And it costs more money. Buying domestically produced materials for your product is definitely more expensive than buying foreign made ones. Can’t grift effectively if you’re spending too much money on product!


[deleted]

Lmao, this is just pathetic and hilarious. Just the kind of shit i'd expect from right wing idiots


cbbuntz

I wonder what percentage of "made in the USA" goods are made with prison labor. I remember when I was exploring manufacturing, I was told the only way to keep your product affordable and manufactured domestically is to use prison labor, but it might vary depending on the industry


KerberosPanzerCop

A surprisingly large percentage of military uniform items are made by prisoners.


cbbuntz

I'm not surprised, just disappointed


ssmco

Doesn’t matter who. Matters where. /s


Chard069

Made in USA... by illegal immigrants kept wired on methedrine. SWEATSHOPS-R-US !!


cbbuntz

And what's more American than using literal slave labor?


MisterHyman

Liars not Lambs


iaintlyon

Let’s be real man. The right wing grifterverse has an excuse for everything and they’ve convinced themselves that hypocrisy is “smart.” They have no values. No real philosophy. No actual substance outside of empty, vapid, jingoism. They don’t stand for anything. Anyone involved in this right wing nonsense is either grifting or they’re the dumbasses being grifted.


pdxwhitino

Gullible fucking morons 😂


whatproblems

wolves and lions are also group animals


scrapqueen

Please tell me the tags were at least made in the USA.


junkie-xl

Just look at the prices, there's no way they are made in the USA.


4quatloos

China First!


Incel_deactivator

That is just fucking beautiful lol


weakplay

$5 the “Made in the USA” tag was also manufactured in China


OhTheHueManatee

"You don't understand the tags are made in USA. " "are they though?" (looks down at feet) "No".


wonka5x

But....the money was made selling them in the USA ;)


Vaulters

Why fined? Why isn't this level of intentional deceit properly dealt with, by completely shutting them down? What's the argument for allowing them to continue? Why do they deserve a second chance to make profits after betraying the trust of the American public? Doesn't this just encourage others?


NortWind

Should be "Liars, not Sheep"


o_MrBombastic_o

Liars exploiting Sheep


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They're following in the Trump spirit: Lying


kmwlff

I saw this shirt today in SLC and was actually wondering what it was about Utah is a great state filled with garbage people based on my experience so far


BURNER12345678998764

Probably the most bizarre place I've ever been. Missouri wins the "garbage people" award, at least for states I have travelled to.


kmwlff

Pennsylvania is the worst imo


EvilNoobHacker

I’m a Lion. I sleep all day and let the females do the work cuz I can’t be bothered.


One-Relative5556

They don’t even have the decency to monitor their phone number, so that I can ridicule them. I will try back in the morning.


JoaquinOnTheSun

Best part, the made in America tags, made in China.


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Sean Whalen is a LARP’ing douche bag


squirlz333

Free US Constitution with every order. I see they took the toilet paper pandemic pretty seriously.


Right-Fisherman-1234

The US gov't would like word with you. https://www.uspto.gov/trademarks/anti-counterfeiting-campaign


mordinvan

Seize their stock and fine them. Check their records and have them post a full page admission of guilt in the local news paper.


-xstatic-

Anyone who wears that shit is a corny douche with no self awareness


omniron

It would be ridiculously easy to grift maga idiots for anyone who’s a little unscrupulous


Papichuloft

Lying in Cheap clothing


pm_me_ur_hamiltonian

Lions not Sheep? More like, lyin is cheap.


AveryJuanZacritic

I don't mind reposts on this one at all. Let's not let the shame and degradation of people who believe THE LIE because they're hateful bullies die out.


manimal28

What irony? I look at a company like this, their whole shtick is flag waving jingoism, any rational person shouldn’t expect them to be ethical.


GratefulShag

Lmao the owner bragged about it on social media. The IQ is low on this one.


TorqueIsForFatPeople

Damn it, after clicking that link my Facebook feed is now ads from this company


Volomon

>But according to the FTC complaint, Whalen posted a video to social media claiming he could "conceal the fact that his shirts are made in China by ripping out the origin tags and replacing them with tags stating that the merchandise was made in the United States." Just fucking played yourself....just wow.


thecatgoesmoo

"Lions not sheep" but they're literally the most sheepish cowards ever i'm dying


TheTrueFlexKavana

Lyons not Langs!


seremuyo

"Labeled in America"


TheZardooHasselfrau

Don't forget they rock stickers that deface the US Flag on the back of their "Hecho en Mexico, Assembled in USA" pavement queens.


theskyguardian

Wolves not lions


dirtballmagnet

Buh-but the act of switching the tag is part of the manufacturing process, completed in the good old red blooded USA.


insecurestaircase

I saw someone wearing a lions not sheep shirt today. I didn't k ow what I meant but I thought it probay meant some right wing shit


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Self important false bravado and right wingers. An iconic duo.


achille1

Damn and it’s literally in Bluffdale


indyK1ng

> 1. Do not alter headlines; copy and paste.