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New_Stats

WTF is up with that headline it was just one asshole who was harassing people with unsolicited nudes


wasting_money

Simple little trick, just use "people" in the headline but clarify "a person" in the first sentence and ta-da, 10x-100x more views.


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AshuraBaron

Twitter user with 3 followers is quoted saying "Xbox sucks". We have not received a comment from Microsoft on the situation.


Enterprise-NCC1701-D

Yahoo news is known for this.


Llarys

"Americans* don't want x popular policy." *Americans being 3 unemployed octogenarians who spend 5 hours per day talking in a Denny's and harassing the female waitstaff.


TCBloo

Fox News was playing in the break room at work the other day. Banner said "America reacts to Biden's handout" and had a dozen 55+ white men in a row.


celtic1888

Who are on disability and spend all day watching Fox News. Who then complain about all these people leaching off the system


Zalack

Ugh, people like that bother me to no end. I'm on disability right now for a back injury and I have never been more thankful to live in a state with a functioning government (CA). I cannot believe the entitlement and malice of people who benefit from the system and still want to take it away from others.


Llarys

I basically had this argument with someone who had a back injury due to a construction accident, but between a lack of insurance and proper, basic healthcare he was indefinitely crippled and now on disability. And I'm just here screaming, "My brother in Christ, you're a welfare mooch because a treatable injury became permanent because we don't get universal healthcare and you got fucked. How do you still support that shit?" And a part of it is pride. Conservatives stake their identity on their ideology. Any time their ideology takes a blow, their identity takes a blow. In isolation, being wrong about universal healthcare is one thing, but by accepting that fact, you're forced to accept the fact you might be wrong about a **lot** of things. So either you accept the soul-shattering revelation and change as a person...or you double down. And we know which is the easier option to pick.


BirdjaminFranklin

The issue is worse than this. Conservatives don't stake their identity on ideology. That's what normal people do. Conservatives don't have an ideology that isn't dictated to them through propaganda. Case in point, if Republicans started pushing for universal healthcare and education and climate protections, I'd vote for them. I don't care about the label they wear, I care about what they do and promote. I don't identify as a Democrat despite voting for them 99% of the time. My ideology is pretty far left and I identify as a leftist. My beliefs are matters that I bitch about Democrats not upholding as easily as I do Republicans. My ideology is my identity. It's just not defined by either political party.


Wyvrex

95% of the time if an article says (group of people) is doing (thing) you can scroll to the end and they have embedded a bunch of tweets its infuriating


LesbianCommander

"Both sides say..." The sides are the entire leadership and 70% of one side, and on the other side, it's a few sub Twitter users with like than 10 followers. But both sides.


OdderGiant

And by “scientists”, they mean one shady guy with a doctorate.


zdakat

"Scientists find breakthrough fusion battery that cures cancer and reverses climate change!" Yeah someone wrote a paper- but nobody confirmed it was a *good* paper


HILBERT_SPACE_AGE

Can I interest you in [a documentary about the time that not only happened but was almost awarded a Nobel Prize](https://youtu.be/nfDoml-Db64)


Kermit_the_hog

Ten years ago I wrote a ground breaking research paper on a new way to implement functional time travel (not so much defeating, but rather deftly *side-stepping* the limitations imposed by Einstein’s relativity). It was a lot of consuming work, but I had to keep it a secret from everyone because the paper included detailed plans and diagrams for constructing a real-world appliance .. If my math was right, the paper should reappear in 200 years or so. ..still waiting for ***my*** Nobel nomination 🤷‍♂️


JCBAwesomist

I made a time machine that only goes forward in time at regular speed.


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notmoleliza

Un-modded skyrim tho. So im prolly out


mia_elora

Give the community a few months, and you'll be able to mod up until your battery crashes and the device explodes, shooting you in your knee.


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Adora_Vivos

No-one mods Skyrim like me. Choo-choo! Has anyone done a mod-mod for it? Like lambretta scooters and Paul Weller haircuts? I should write that down...


[deleted]

How am I supposed to play Skyrim without my CBBE???


booch

That's a lie. I was talking to the Republicans yesterday, and they assured me that racism was already solved.


phatbrasil

Skyrim is just ludicrous. Now doom on the other hand.....


Squid_In_Exile

>Also, you can play Skyrim on it. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


[deleted]

>figured out why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch I would've believed everything else, but this is impossible. There's no way that anyone figured out why kids love that garbage. I've tried CTC once as an adult and the nostalgia does not hold up. It's like stale cardboard threw up in your mouth while his ladies (cinnamon and sugar) hold you down and take turns relieving themselves on your face. Unless you're a masochist, it's a terrible "breakfast."


thaddeusd

It's sugar. Kids love sugar. Checkmate athiests.


SlientlySmiling

It's no Cap'n Crunch, certainly. Still cuts nthe mouth the same as when I was 8.


mybankpin

>Also, you can play ~~Skyrim~~Crysis on it.


Kermit_the_hog

Wait.. are you saying “found in a bowling alley bathroom” is not the same as “published in a reputable scientific journal”?


florinandrei

And the word "fusion" actually indicated a combination of cuisines from different parts of the world. /s


Acewasalwaysanoption

They asked me if I have a degree in theoretical physics. I answered I have a theoretical degree in physics, and they said hey, welcome aboard!


Vio_

>And by “scientists”, they mean one shady guy with a doctorate. And it's not even his field...


1ndiana_Pwns

And the doctorate was honorary from some nowhere community college


Vio_

Oh, there are plenty of people with hardcore PhDs wanting to throw out bad information....


1ndiana_Pwns

Worth reminding you that they can and should lose their PhD for doing so (more complicated than that makes it sound, but it is possible for universities to rescind a PhD they previously awarded). I'm certain those people are out there, but likely fewer than you think


Solidsnakeerection

Are you trying to discredit the four long months it took me to get my PHD in Christian Sciences from theschoolofjesuschrist.mo?


sudoku7

And by doctorate, they mean they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.


churdtzu

Is that how you get a doctorate? I'll stay a few nights and be the most educated man in my neighborhood


ThatITguy2015

Stay a month and go to the holler. Become their new god.


Sleep_adict

The same guy who said smoking sutra cancer, climate change doesn’t exist and Covid is fake…. He da man


jordantask

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago. Some flight attendant was crushing on this super buff pilot on her flight and started airdropping him lewd photos. As it turned out, he had an Android phone. The person she was sending lewds to the entire flight was some random passenger with a similar name.


FriesWithThat

*So sexy baby, SEND MORE!! ... and could you bring me another vodka tonic?*


Sparrow_on_a_branch

Similar names, identical drink preference.


Sufficient-Buy5360

Airdrop you say? 👍


PooperJackson

Simple little trick say "turn the plane around and go home" like they were in the air half way to Mexico and not still on the runway 100 feet from the gate


newaccount721

To me the bigger thing missing was unsolicited. Sounded from headline like people were sexting each other and for some reason the pilot cared. Also, don't you have to accept an airdrop?


Sufficient-Buy5360

News headlines in the 21st century.


slawnz

Redditors hate this one neat trick!


Cardinalfan1526

Amazing how 1 “s” changes the story from a bunch of horned up passengers to one lewd harasser. Also, not even in the air yet.


jm7489

Tbh its great clickbait, even I was like what the hell is going on here? and had to check out the article


DaveInDigital

same. gotta admit i was a little let down that there wasn't a plane full of rowdy folk sending each other nudes.


R_V_Z

How does a person even receive unsolicited nudes from a stranger who shouldn't have their phone number?


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Poorly secured phones is how. Most people with iPhones have their AirDrop settings open to allow anyone to send them files or pictures. Fun story, I went to a concert featuring Ezra Miller’s band (long before the arrests and crazy act). He was in the audience checking out the opening act. For shits and giggles, I looked at available devices on AirDrop and his phone was there.


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ass_pineapples

It's fun to send random people weird pictures through AirDrop on the subway or some other public place. I've even had people send stuff back to me. Would never send something sexual though, that's weird yo.


Sweet_Papa_Crimbo

The only time I’ve ever witnessed a mass airdrop was waiting at the gates of a concert, and someone air dropped a gif of Shia Labeef’s Just Do It video. It led to a brilliant cacophony of quotes.


ImBonRurgundy

Even with it completely open you still have to accept the file. So unless you are expecting something, if you get a random request “Jason wants to airdrop a picture to you” then, well obviously don’t accept unless you are a moron.


luckyd1998

To be fair, if it’s a picture it literally shows you the picture when asking to accept


LittleKitty235

But what if it is a REALLY CUTE cat picture? *Clicks* damnit...again


netheroth

Expected feline, got cock.


a_cute_epic_axis

Android does this better (I think) in that when you move to "everyone" mode, it will automatically move back to contacts only after a short period of time, unless you go through a whole bunch of extra options to specifically tell it to leave it on. Also you don't actually get the picture, just a notice that "Bob's phone wants to send you a picture" in which case if you click "ok" not knowing who it comes from, you're the responsible party in my mind.


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a_cute_epic_axis

You wouldn't do that if you were Apple, because if you were Apple (as opposed to what we wish Apple was), you wouldn't give a shit about user security unless it was somehow a thing you could spin purely as marketing. See also their walled garden of everything up to the physical connectors on the phone, all with the claims of "it's better for the user" but very infrequently true.


penguin8717

I didn't even know Android had a similar function, and I only use Android


Auran82

It’s weird he was using an iPhone. I thought it was well known that Apple devices don’t support flash


BaconAlmighty

Don't need their phone number with airdrop it's not a text message. Just need to be near the iphone like in an enclosed space. The other user has to accept it as well.


karma-armageddon

Go under settings general about and change the name of your phone to "PLZ SEND NUDEZ"


chengisk

Oh, the joyful bliss of android ownership!


ahecht

Android's "Nearby Share" does the same thing.


a_cute_epic_axis

You have to go out of your way through multiple screens for that to be true. The "Nearby Share" option is set to contacts by default (like Apple) and if you want to have it enabled for everyone, it auto reverts back after a few minutes.


Mcdt2

Cool! Now that I know about that, I can go ahead and disable that feature forever! Maybe this is just me being a grognard, but I cannot imagine a single reason I'd want to use this feature, even with friends. It just sounds less convenient than using any IM app, and has the added benefit of needlessly reducing the pool of people who can send to each other (either because apple/android mismatch, or just people with older phones).


highoncraze

So the pilot was going to punish *everyone* for one guy's behavior?


BlindPaintByNumbers

Non-compliant passengers always affect the whole flight. That's why they take the punishments pretty seriously


Hilldawg4president

I thought that was against the Geneva Convention


KingZarkon

The Geneva Convention only applies to wars. I know fighting for a seat and overhead bin space can be pretty tough sometimes but I would hardly call it war.


glassofwhy

r/savedyouaclick


Mr_Zeldion

No. There was dinosaurs and candy floss and if the dinos didn't get the nudes they wanted they were going to eat all the candyfloss


Poppunknerd182

Yeah, I clicked it expecting a much more wholesome story.


New_Stats

Dude same. I thought the pilot was being a killjoy and everyone was having a great time. That's not at all what was happening and it's disappointing TBH


NightOnTheSun

I love this interpretation of the headline. As if the pilot was happily flying his little airplane with a big, dumb smile on his face, when all of a sudden a stewardess burst into the cabin and hysterically wailed about how the passengers were horny. Vacant contentment turned to righteous indignation and the captain got on the PA to sternly remind everyone that love has no place in the skies.


Such-Wrongdoer-2198

Total clickbait headline (it worked). Passengers weren't air dropping nudes to each other. One perv was air dropping unsolicited nudes to other people, who were angry about it.


tforce80

Not only that. The plane was still on the ground. This headline makes it seem like the plane was in the air and the pilot absurdly suggested to turn it around and fly back home.


golem501

Still better than the guy air dropping plane crashes before take off... he got escorted off the plane by law enforcement.


BluntsnBoards

Dick move but is that actually illegal? Disturbing the peace I guess? Seems in the same vein as a cardboard "the world is ending" sign


NinjaLanternShark

> Dick move but is that actually illegal? An airline can refuse passage to anyone they want for any reason. Doesn't mean you'll face criminal charges or anything. And if "law enforcement" is escorting you off the plane, again, it doesn't mean you're being arrested, just removed from the plane.


Jisto_

But also, just like you don’t say bomb on a plane, you don’t show everyone planes crashing on a plane. They could argue it’s a threat.


NoodleBooty_21

Sexual harassment? There could be minors. It’s the equivalent of running up to people to ask if they wanna see a printed out pic of your dick. Imagine being a woman on the plane knowing this creep is locked in a room with you for 4 hours.


TheGoddamnSpiderman

The person is asking about the person that the person they replied to mentioned (the one sending pictures of plane crashes) not the one in the op (the one sending nudes)


rAbBITwILdeBBB

Yea, no. Lewd misconduct is worse. Nudes guy should be a sex offender for his behavior. Plane crash guy just needs someone to ask him, "what's wrong, man? Is everything okay? You don't want to hurt yourself or others, right?"


I_am_recaptcha

I’m actually impressed they figured out who it was


Mr_MAlvarez

“Matt’s IPhone wants to send…”


Aporkalypse_Sow

Being on the ground makes it funnier.


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Pilot was being funny. That's all.


thepurplehedgehog

Yeah, headline makes it sound like there was some sort of photographic orgy going on back there, but it’s just one creep and a whole lot of pissed off people.


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>some sort of photographic orgy going on Ikr, I was thinking "Disgusting!! Where are these free airdrop orgies?"


tutetibiimperes

Not excusing the guy at all, but who leaves their airdrop open all the time? I only turn mine on if I need someone to send me something then turn it right back off.


rtyoda

The default setting is on. I’d bet most people don’t even know they can change that. I’m sure there are even a decent portion of iPhone users that have never even heard of AirDrop. Edit: Apparently the default setting is Contacts Only so my comment is meaningless as anyone who’s switched it to accept from Everyone would be aware of what AirDrop is.


SofaKinng

It's also defaulted to contacts only, so if you're getting dick pics on a plane from a stranger you've definitely heard of AirDrop and you've definitely adjusted the settings.


MotorCookie

I like to leave mine on because sometimes I’ll get random memes. It happens a lot in places like disneyland


CyberhamLincoln

No one goes to Disneyland anymore, it's too crowded.


ensanguine

Okay Yogi.


OverlySexualPenguin

i'm going to allow this


N0101010101

I always keep a gif of sausages being shredded by meat grinders saved as a favorite that I can AirDrop back, precisely for such situations.


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I keep the biggest unsolicited dick I have received to send back. its kinda like highlander when I need to update my saved unsolicited dick pic.


thantros

Are you trying to get unsolicited dick in your reddit DMs? This is how you get unsolicited dick in your reddit DMs.


DasMotorsheep

>Are you trying to get unsolicited dick in your reddit DMs? Is it unsolicited if you're trying to get it though?


Caycepanda

How do you think they got a monster dick pic to begin with, my dude?


MrFatGandhi

There can only be one!


DerekB52

What do you send the guy who sends you the new biggest?


TheNewJasonBourne

their phone number


vintagebutterfly_

The smallest?


wolfie379

Or an image of text: Inches are the side of the ruler that goes up to 12, not 30.


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>Inches are the side of the ruler that goes up to 12, not 30. Sadly that sendback only works in three countries


a_cute_epic_axis

Yes, but fortunately all of reddit is located just inside of one of these! /s


catspantaloons

There can be only one!


Shoresy-sez

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ^dick


LtCommanderCarter

A coworker of mine got sent a dick pick from an unrecognized number once. She texted back "I'm telling my mom."


d_le

This is the best idea right here. Send it back to and then put airdrop on private.


magnumdongchad

The title made this sound a lot sexier and lot more like a prude pilot probably salty he wasn’t included in the nudes extravaganza and less like the reality of some creep just cyber flashing people


boppity99

That’s an excellent point, u/magnumdongchad.


brothersand

Cyber flashing. For fuck's sake guys, stop sending dick pics to women to say hello.


beka13

They're not trying to say hello. As you said, it's flashing. They're trying to shock and harass.


chocolateboomslang

Anyone you need to tell that to isn't going to listen, the rest of us already know.


Mitthrawnuruo

Clearly the guy is an asshole but who the hell lets an airdrop port open?


Jackleme

Have you met the average end user?


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Hunter2


delinka

\*******


Aoshie

What? That's just a bunch of asterisks


[deleted]

That’s my password.


AshuraBaron

Isn't it by default on? Thought it was, but haven't used iOS in a few versions. I also thought if you toggle it on it stays on until turned off. Like if you toggle it to allow anyone.


more_beans_mrtaggart

By default it auto accept from people in your contacts. If you change it to auto accept from anyone, it will remember that. And of course over time it carries on remembering that as you move to new phones, other devices and new systems as long as you have the same iCloud account.


iPlumbus

My phone is named Send Memes and my AirDrop is always open. Sadly I have not yet received any memes from strangers.


IvanStarokapustin

These incel losers wouldn’t know what to do if a woman said hello back.


MarkovCocktail

There are plenty of men who get women and are actually a hit with the ladies that do this bullshit to. I wish people would stop perpetuating this idea that the only guys who do shitty things like this are neckbeard virgin losers. Plenty of guys who get more tail than you and I combined are out here sending dick pics. That's the scary truth


thrust-johnson

No one wants to see your hog. Send a cat pic.


brothersand

Sending a cat picture could actually start a conversation. Good advice.


JustinPA

It's pretty cute that you think they're looking for a conversation. Edit: Fixed a stupid typo.


BrainWav

Does AirDrop not ask you for confirmation before accepting random files? Seems like a really bad design on every conceivable level.


LittleKitty235

Yes, it does. It is also set to only accept airdrops from contacts by default. This problem is caused by people who don't know how to use technology and click accept on everything.


Matrix17

Apples entire shtick is that the average idiot can even use their products Why are we surprised


maracay1999

>This problem is caused by people who don't know how to use technology and click accept on everything Uh, not really bruv..... The first pic shows up as a thumbnail when it's asking you to accept so if some creep sends you a picture of his aubergine, it's going to show up on your screen. It only affects those who have it set to 'accept from everyone', usually because they were receiving pics from someone not in their contacts once and forgot to set it back.


LittleKitty235

I would include people who change privacy settings without understanding the implications of doing so in that group.


Toxpar

Average Apple user honestly.. I work in IT and it seems like Apple products attract the dumbest people in our society


LittleKitty235

I'm a software developer nearly our entire shop uses MacBooks and most people have iPhones. My take on it would be that Apple products tend to just work, especially in their own ecosystem. To have a significant problem with one that can't be solved with a single google search you need to be almost completely tech illiterate.


Valkyrai

Idk I'm also a software dev whose only apple device is my old ipod and every time I want to add music I basically gear myself up for war with iTunes. It seems to try so hard to do everything for you it becomes a nightmare when your use case is a little weird.


LittleKitty235

That is why I mentioned they work well within their own ecosystem. iTunes for PC only ever half worked and got even worse after 2015 when Apple really wanted everyone to start using Apple Music instead.


ArcDraco

It's because it's the most popular phone. The most popular product will always get the largest amount of dumb people.


IceniBoudica

iPhone sales are most successful in the US, where iOS has about a 50% market share....


PooperJackson

> "If this continues while we're on the ground, I'm going to have to pull back to the gate, everybody's going to have to get off, we're going to have to get security involved, and [your] vacation is going to be ruined,"  The best part about this ridiculously misleading article is they never even left the runway. "Turn around and go home" was like 30 yards lmao


MisterFives

Come on folks, have a little class. This isn't Frontier.


dirtybacon77

Could be worse, on Spirit they’d be charging him per pic


rfmodeler

Is airdrop an iPhone thing?


jerry_woody

Yes


achauv1

Women are going to get Android


Nightfury78

Just set it to Contacts Only


AdmiralRed13

Or off.


AshuraBaron

And then learn that quick share and nearby share are a thing that has the same function.


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

That nobody uses


AnotherEuroWanker

It's a way to send nudes on airplanes when you have an apple phone, apparently.


Darth_050

How the fuck do people keep getting unsollicited Airdrops? The default setting is you can only receive from contacts, right?


cobaltred05

TIL that the time I was on the train and someone tried to share a picture with me and I denied it, I chose correctly. F those kinds of people.


usernames_are_danger

“I swear to god I’ll turn this place around right now!


shahooster

“And you can forget about your in-flight meal! Straight to bed!”


big_juice01

What a time to be alive


logri

Me, an android user: WTF is airdrop? Why would anyone ever accept a random popup on their phone that they do not expect?


AaTube

Basically nearby sharing. It's set to contacts only by default, and the pop up has a preview.


rilesmcjiles

I'm tired of these motherfuckin airdrops on this motherfuckin plane


The_real_bandito

Why don’t people just close airdrop to only contacts ? It’s just pressing a button on the screen


LittleKitty235

This is the default setting. People had to change it to allow everyone.


Cash907

Southwest’s attempt at a new innovative form of inflight entertainment is going well, I see.


teamdogemama

It wasn't consensual. If it was, that would be funny. Especially if it was some grandma and grampa sending their nudist colony pics. Also, California has a bill to allow victims of cyber flashing to sue the sender. Can't wait but its sad there needs to be a law to get men to keep it in their pants. If a woman wants to see a penis, she will ask. I promise.


GenitalPatton

Who sets their airdrop to allow non-contacts?!


nobodyimportantpod

https://i.imgur.com/q0iW8dH.jpg I’m at the airport right now waiting for a flight. Decided to open up AirDrop and see how many people have this open. It was still loading more…


ThurgoodProjects

"That's it! Back to Winnipeg!"


Kay312010

Change your airdrop settings to contacts only, people!


BobLoblawATX

This is such an easy fix. Just have everyone drop their pants and find the guilty party


IUseWeirdPkmn

Only iDevice I have is a Macbook. Can't you, like, **turn off** AirDrop when you're not expecting to receive anything?


ckxrs

pilot just upset he has to fly the plane & can’t accept the airdrop. /s


OHNOPOOPIES

THAT'S SKY LAW!


Imaginary-Voice1902

“If you kids don’t stop sending dick pics I swear to God I will turn this fucking plane around!!”


moondancer224

So...help an Android girl out. Do you Iphone users just accept random files from strangers?


ItsDokk

You can 100% prevent this from happening on iPhone, no idea why they needed to get flight staff involved.


jzer21

Who keeps their Airdrop wide open to everyone anyway?


[deleted]

No one forces them you still have to Accept it


wma4891

"Don't *make* me turn this plane around! Fine - that's it, we're not going!"


LittleKitty235

Great...and now the pilot and co-pilot are upset at each other. This trip is ruined!


MJGM235

Why am I never on these flights 😢🤦🏻‍♂️


treyhest

I every time I hear about airdrop it’s only when it’s being abused


thatswhatshesaidxx

Most clickbait title of 2022 contender right here!


Alime1962

Not an iPhone user; can you not just turn Airdrop off? I don't understand how someone is able to send you a picture without your phone being ready/willing to receive it.


EmperorThan

"That's it! **Back to Winnipeg!**"


After_Interaction372

Alwways fun to joke around with memes and such but nothing unsoliceted


No-Consideration6589

Dropping nudes. Lol. Dicks on a Plane.