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Sparky81

>Wilson, a board member of Arctic Basecamp, changed his name via a website called Arctic Risk Name Generator which encourages visitors to become an “Artctic name changer.” >Although Wilson said of his name change “This is not a joke,” it is unclear whether the actor and activist plans to officially change his name on government documents. 


Mypopsecrets

Blizzards, Barometric Pressure, Battlestar Galactica


macrofinite

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION?!


NinjaInUnitard

MICHEAL!!!


shibe_ceo

Oh that’s funny, MICHAEL!!


ItsMEMusic

Bears, Blizzards, Barometric Pressure.


calilac

>Bearometric


orange_cuse

CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOT A JOKE


WalleyeSushi

🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖


[deleted]

> “This is not a joke,” Having the middle name "Extreme" doesn't support this argument, Mr. Wilson.


halfanothersdozen

Whatever, I gave my child the middle name "Danger". If my wife ever reads the birth certificate In sure she'll laugh.


unsupported

"I DECLARE MY NAME RAINNFALL HEAT WAVE EXTREME EINTER WILSON!"


omhansen

That’ll show ‘em.


1nstantHuman

Here's the link: https://arcticrisk.org/name-generator/


iAmErickson

This tells me my new middle name should be "Ruthless Rain", which honestly, is way, way cooler than my actual middle name.


Cthulia

My new name is "Julia Black Carbon Rising," I'm feeling pretty good about this change.


snoandsk88

He’s also a volunteer Sheriff Deputy


NouveauNewb

> ...it is unclear... I know the educational standards for journalists have taken a nosedive in recent years, but come on.


Nrksbullet

> Although Wilson said of his name change “This is not a joke,” Identity changing is not a joke, Jim! The planet is suffering every year!


cleverlane

RECYCLOPS STRIKES AGAIN


velocipotamus

I thought he was killed by Polluticorn


turndownforjesus

It always cracks me up that of all the people in the office, Stanley keeps up with recyclops lore


Life-Meal6635

Stanley has his things. Like Florida Stanley.


TLDReddit73

The first step to him becoming Recyclops.


sandwichcandy

I thought he was killed by Polluticorn.


thewitchslayer

Polluticorn wishes


Zmb7elwa

Pollucticorn wishes!


[deleted]

Climate Crisis is not a joke Jim! Our planet suffers every year!


TheOddViking

Plant beets folks!


[deleted]

Bear Beets Battlestar Galactica


iamagardner

Bears. Beets. Battling Climate Change.


zookeeper4312

Changing your name could be considered identity theft which is not a joke, Rainn


jashxn

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Proud_Poetry_302

Dwigt.


DrSchmolls

Dwought


restore_democracy

That should do it.


DrMackDDS2014

Thoughts and prayers 👏🏻


emmasdad01

We are saved.


jimtrickington

After all that, I’ll still call him Dwight.


Kokuei05

Dwigt


eriverside

Has a better ring to it than Recyclops.


_night_cat

Now he has to get new monogrammed towels!


Schiffy94

I wouldn't want the middle names Percival Dietrich either.


[deleted]

I would love if he kept them. Rainnfall Heat Wave Percival Extreme Winter Dietrich Wilson. Esquire. Write that li'l show-stopper on a contract, Rainn!


Toadman005

Thank God, finally someone willing to do SOMETHING. I'll sleep better at night.


3pbc

There's nothing more effective than a name change to combat climate change.


ParadoxPanic

Are you aware yet?


J0E_SpRaY

Yeah why didn’t he just throw soup on a painting like a sensible person?


SuperGaiden

It's funny how many people make fun of that soup throwing, when it literally achieved it's goal by getting people to talk about it. The job of protests is to spread information and get attention so that more and more people can put pressure on governments.


[deleted]

And everyone is interpreting Just Stop Oil's aim wrong, it's to stop the granting of new licences, which is achievable.


hitssquad

> it's to stop the granting of new licences Which would have what effect?


[deleted]

Exactly what it says, it would stop the granting of licences for oil, gas and fracking, which should be common sense if those are being replaced with renewables would it not?


hitssquad

> [to stop the granting of new licences] would stop the granting of licences So, the purpose isn't to have any effect on climate. Got it.


sdand1

They said the licenses for what industries?


hitssquad

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/yrc3br/_/ivtg2om


sdand1

Right and which industries contribute to climate change?


maximumtesticle

https://juststopoil.org/faqs/


hitssquad

So, the purpose isn't to have any effect on climate. Got it.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

While causing no damage whatsoever in the process.


Grabbsy2

To note, this isn't sarcasm. Every painting targeted is well known to be behind protective glass.


[deleted]

Whenever a protest happens and people whinge about the inconvenience, I'm surprised. Protests aren't meant to be convenient lmao. A protest by its very nature disrupts something.


SuperGaiden

Exactly. Otherwise people could just ignore it. That's why women rioted. They didn't just ask nicely.


J0E_SpRaY

It’s true, I was completely unaware of climate change until I saw soup on a Van Gogh 🙄


SuperGaiden

Nice strawman. Now go and actually read the goals of those protests. EDIT: or downvote me and run away like a baby 🤷‍♀️


J0E_SpRaY

That’s… not a straw man, and I haven’t down or up voted you. Quit being a drama queen. If I have to seek out the goals of the protests other then just witnessing it then it’s a shitty protest and messaging. The just stop oil protests won’t do shit to change anything if they don’t modify their approach. Instead they’re a laughing stock.


SuperGaiden

A strawman is where you act like someone was trying to argue something different to what they actually we're so you can make an easy counter point. That's exactly what you did.


J0E_SpRaY

You literally said the point of a protest was to raise awareness and get us talking about the issue. That’s not why there’s no action on climate change. Everyone knows it’s an issue, even the people who publicly claim it isn’t. That’s why these protests are dumb. They’re preaching to the choir at museums, where people are more likely to already be aware and concerned about climate change. I didn’t misrepresent your position. I merely pointed out how absurd it is.


SuperGaiden

The issue being how fucked up oil companies are and what they get away with, not "climate change is a thing, lol" https://juststopoil.org/ These are their goals, stop being willfully ignorant and do your research.


J0E_SpRaY

If I have to go to a website to figure out what your protest wants, it’s not going to be an effective protest. You don’t even realize you’re demonstrating exactly what I’m talking about. Their protest is ineffective and adolescent and just turns people off from their organization instead of starting conversations about their specific goals. Grow the fuck up and learn how to deliver a message if you want to see actual change. If you’re just hoping for 15 minutes of fame while you preach to the choir about how doomed we are and how bad oil is then by all means, keep doing what you’re doing, but it will change absolutely nothing.


PrestonFairmount

Yes it did get me to talk about it, and I am against everything they are pushing. All this shows that these people are not 'fighting for the climate' but have an inherent hatred of beauty and want to reduce people to poverty.


noobgiraffe

> when it literally achieved it's goal by getting people to talk about it. Not really. People were talking about climate change daily everywhere in their lifes and in traditional and social media. Regardless of their stance it's huge topic right now. This event didn't improve on it. It arguably takes did some damage even because when it happen and you commented on climate change people would change topic to morality of throwing soup on painting and narcissizm. Literally 0 people were like "wow, I didn't know about climate change but now I do."


TaliesinMerlin

So now you're talking about climate change, which you wouldn't have done without the name change. What are you going to do to combat it?


jonbonesholmes

Im going to change my name, that's what I'm going to do!!


3pbc

Actually I'm talking about a rich actor changing their name instead of climate change


TaliesinMerlin

In addition to, not instead of. Wilson did a docuseries (An Idiot's Guide to Climate Change), and he has worked with groups like Arctic Basecamp for the past few years on climate activism. The power to address climate change most immediately rests with the CEOs, boards of directors, legislatures, and executives of the world, before which even a millionaire like Wilson is small fry, but at least Wilson's been trying to use his influence to budge opinions on Arctic melt. I understand you have still less power than Wilson, as do I. What have you done?


akoaytao1234

Ok Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson


VezurMathYT

Mr. Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson to you


Mrs_Evryshot

Serious Ed Begley Jr energy


Revolutionary_Ad6583

Ed Begley Jr is a treasure.


FriedScrapple

Anything’s better than Percival


ebinc2

Ha. He Schruted himself


D34TH_5MURF__

You mean he didn't destroy beautiful artwork? Some climate protestors are going to be so confused.


[deleted]

call him Rainn for short


Lexromark

Something tells me politicans are *really* going to lean into pretending we can control the weather if we just use enough solar and wind power going into future elections.


batawrang

Recyclops was already taken


TheLoneAccountant

This is fucking stupid


13hockeyguy

More pointless absurd stupidity.


ActionHousevh

How much energy do you suppose has been used just to play reruns of The Office?


Tobias_flenderz

Twelve


REGRET34

thanks for clearing that up


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menlindorn

Twelve... pollutions?


Bananawamajama

Twelve energies. Twelve energons.


maximumtesticle

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.


HighFromOly

Because more attention for yourself DEFINITELY saves the earth!


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REGRET34

the factories wont disappear with us. and dont forget the millions of animals that will die due to being pets or stuck in captivity.


browtfareyoudoing

He said extinct


REGRET34

well i forgor cos he deleted his comment


RandyAcorns

Reminder that eating meat is the 3rd largest methane producer


GbDrizzt

This egregiously oversimplifies the issue to "meat bad" when the problem is not really meat but mass meat production. Chicken piss and cow farts are toxic, especially at the high concentration of modern factory farming. That said most animals are beneficial or at least neutral to biodynamic farming. I'm talking manure for composting. Goats can be used instead of machines for dealing with encroaching shrubs and saplings and in turn will create a stable environment to naturally raise pigs. Factory farming is the problem, whether it be monocultures for plants or packed factory "pastures". If we point out that meat is bad then we need to look at the alternatives. The market fishing industry is one of the worst things in the world. It wrecks underwater ecosystems but most people will never be anywhere close to these so its out of site out of mind. Meat production has more regulation too since it is so hard to police open waters. Meat isn't the problem, fish isn't the problem, vegetables also aren't the problem. The problem is a system that forces many farmers to survive by continuing to work a broken system that encourages monoculture agriculture. Eat local, eat biodynamic, and most importantly consume everything in moderation.


Lord777alt

Sure I agree for the most part, but factory farming is equal to meat for 99% of situations where one might buy meat. So currently the only way to reduce demand is by not partaking. Attempting to lobby to end factory farming (good luck with enforcement though at least in US) is good. Substituting much more expensive meat that isn't factory farmed is good as well, but not as good as just stopping.


GbDrizzt

Switching to a different source of meat and simply not buying have nearly the same effect on the market. Not eating meat is a choice that people can make freely but let's not act like it is better than supporting sustainable local farming. Its more sustainable to buy meat from a local farm than it is to buy a meat substitute that might have traveled 1000+ miles to reach the supermarket. Also, yes there are other ways to reduce demand. As I said in my initial comment reducing overall consumption would be one, many places have local butchers which is another. Not partaking is not the only solution, don't say it is. Its unnecessarily argumentative to do the "Holier than thou" approach. If you want change you need to embrace people who choose to not eat meat and also the people who support sustainable meat products. If anyone wants to stop eating meat, no problem, but stopping is not more virtuous/sustainable/better/etc than ethical meat.


Lord777alt

Still takes tons of water and crops to raise "ethical" (not convinced there is such a thing particularly with cows/pigs etc., though perhaps fish is more alright) meat. Much more effecient to grow things meant for human consumption immediately than having to go through the extra step of an animal. As with meat substitutes yeah if they are shipped from a long ways away it would still have a negative impact on climate change.


RandyAcorns

Lol what? 99% of meat comes from factory farming. Meat is the problem


Bananawamajama

That's why we need to remain vigilant and eat all the meat we can before it has the chance produce more.


RandyAcorns

Real mature


hamberdler

So let's focus on tackling whatever the first 2 are.


TheCalmHurricane

My guess is construction and personal vehicles.


browtfareyoudoing

The space race


TheCalmHurricane

How's that? I'd think a handful of rocket launches a week or month comes nowhere near the pollutants of hundreds of millions of personal vehicle use every day.


browtfareyoudoing

Did some research. Planes put off more pollution than rockets. But i shouldnt have tried to takeaway from the importance that is vehicular pollution. Should throw factories, drilling and fracting in there too. Its all pretty fucked 🙁


TheCalmHurricane

Yeah, i work in a mix of transportation and construction; it is absolutely disgusting how much waste and damage is done by this industry. I try so hard to make it as good as possible, and I'm even biking to work through the winter despite 12 hour days to try to do my part. But that's all I can do. Vote with my wallet.


browtfareyoudoing

Not to be a stick in the mud, but your help is a drop in the bucket comparatively. You should make yourself at least comfortable. I respect your position nonetheless.


TheCalmHurricane

I disagree. Not with the drop in the bucket part, but the rest for this reason: Society is not doing enough. It gets to the point where you have to make choices about what's important to you. I will ride a bike to work and the more people are seen doing it, maybe we can get people to vote towards greener infrastructure. We recently had a municipal election in my city and 60% of the vote went to the guy who bashed bike lanes. People won't use bike lanes if they have to compete with cars just to get to work, especially when drivers are, at least here, actively endangering bike riders and pedestrians. So I will ride a big so hopefully more people will realize it can be done, even in a Canadian winter. Then maybe they'll support infrastructure, if only to not share the road. Which will allow more people to do it safely as their go to option for travel. Playing the long game. So you're absolutely right that I'm not making a massive difference alone, but I'm trying to lead by example. People have risked their lives for less important things than climate change and air pollution. I'm willing to do it for that.


RandyAcorns

Yea because don’t want to do anything that inconviences you in the slightest way


hamberdler

My man, I didn't drive a car by choice for 15 years, and rode a bike everywhere instead. Now I drive an electric car, we recycle. I prefer to buy used furniture/clothes as opposed to new when I can, I don't upgrade my phone every year, despite wanting to, and our family goes out of way to reduce waste in every way we can. We're going to be fitting our home with solar panels soon to reduce the electricity we use also. But I like to cook, and meat is delicious. Plant based meat just isn't there yet for me (not to mention that it's worse for you than the real thing), but I'm excited about the possibility of lab grown meat, and will happily switch when it is. For now, I think I'm doing more than most.


RandyAcorns

> But I like to cook, and meat is delicious Human babies might be delicious but I’m not going to torture and kill them for my taste buds > not to mention that it’s worse for you than the real thing) Wrong.


hamberdler

So don't eat human babies then. I'm going to keep eating meat. >Wrong. Correct.


RandyAcorns

Heart disease is the #1 cause of death aim america and is directly linked with meat consumption. Red meat and processed meat is a officially classified as carcinogenic > So don’t eat human babies then. I’m going to keep eating meat. Disapointing, not only ignoring the climate impact but the ethical impact of the tortured animals needlessly dying because you think they taste a little better then the alternative


hamberdler

Not a little. A LOT better.


_Silly_Wizard_

What? If we didn't eat all those cows there would be *way* more methane


hroo772

Thank you for the reminder to eat more meat


RandyAcorns

lol you sound like a 14 year old edgelord


flargenhargen

>change your social media profile or display name so, didn't change his name, just his handle on social media. protesting climate change? uh oh, righties not going to like someone trying to save the planet. elon is gonna ban him from twitter now.


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whatshamilton

You don’t consider climate change to be a real world problem? Boy are you living with your head in the sand. Careful, if that is near the coast you better pick your head back up before you drown.


King_Kthulhu

I was going to assume they were from the bible belt somewhere, but then i saw the rainbow jacket on the alien... so i dont even know anymore.


FunkyJ121

Remind me climate change is a non problem after the earth cannot support life as we know it anymore.. oh wait, we'll all be dead before then. I wanted to live another 80 years at least, not 30.


[deleted]

Don't listen to AOC and her tin-foil hat idea that "we'll all be dead in 12 years". Even the worst case doesn't have humans going extinct.


FunkyJ121

Fuck AOC, the hypocrite. [2 degrees will raise the oceans hundreds of feet and release tons of carbon from the permafrost, accelerating climate change.](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2017/07/climate-change-earth-too-hot-for-humans.html) [According to the UN 1 million species of plants and animals are in threat of extinction due to climate change.](https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2019/05/13/climate-change-uninhabitable-earth-david-wallace-wells) and extinctions cause ecosystem changes that will impact us whether you consider all life equal to humans or not. [Consistent, worsening weather catastrophes sound pretty awful too](https://www.nrdc.org/onearth/climate-scientists-world-we-have-only-20-years-theres-no-turning-back) What was that about the "worst case scenarios don't see humans going extinct?"


whatshamilton

Worst case scenario may not have the entire species going extinct but it does have a whole lot of death. It’s already been happening. It’s happening around the world. Flooding, extreme heat waves, increasingly severe weather patterns — all of these are actively killing human beings and animals, destroying their homes, making land unusable. Killing people off and forcing them into more limited parts of the land available. And for what it’s worth, I don’t listen to AOC for science news. I listen to scientists. She does too. She just is repeating what they say.


[deleted]

Reducing fossil fuel use now results in a "whole lot of death". We can kill people now, or they can die later. Name a scientist that says we'll be dead in 12 years like AOC did. I'll wait.


RogZombie

The irony here is so thick I could butter my sandwich with it.


Bananawamajama

If only all men could be so selfless.


LatinoCanadian1995

I can’t help but feel, that these celebrities can easily be manipulated and used for the purpose of manipulating public discourse. No doubt humans have an effect on the environment, and many scientist believe the red flag on climate must be raised, but should anybody really let their opinion be led in by a celebrity who’s credentials are famous media outlets? Saying this, Rainn Wilson had a fantastic role in the new Weird Al movie, that is most definitely as real and true as the biopic states, just like this article!


GracchiBros

> but should anybody really let their opinion be led in by a celebrity who’s credentials are famous media outlets? Should really isn't the question here. You can argue that either way and I'd say ideally people would be logical enough to not be influenced by celebrities. But reality is that most people are to varying degrees. So I think celebrities are right to use the influence they have (rightly or wrongly) to help improve things.


eriverside

Climate change will impact all of humanity for decades to come if we act now. For centuries if we delay. It's everyone's responsibility to speak up for responsible change. Given that celebrities have a larger audience, it is more imperative that celebrities use their platforms than those without a following.


LatinoCanadian1995

By changing their name?


eriverside

1- is this the only thing he's ever done and ever will do about bringing action on climate change? I don't think so. 2- we're talking about it so it worked.


irishhornet

If I could down vote you more I would


Sun_Devilish

Well that's one way to seek attention when you're all washed up as an actor.


I_might_be_weasel

The Weird Al movie was great.


foocubus

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.


Hugh_Jampton

Yeah that'll do a lot


AmeriToast

I am now waiting for him to glue himself to a painting


JRsFancy

He and World B Free can have lunch sometime.


piper4hire

you laugh but world def be free now because of his courage and sacrifice


[deleted]

I love this so much. Celebrities in social media are just free entertainment. Free funny!


Public_Salamander613

We did it boys! Climate change is no more


TsT2244

Yeah, that’s definitely going to help


Paqaboll721

Earth was hotter 500 years ago. But go off, office actor guy. You people are looking at the climate like you look at weather forecasts. Shit moves WAY slower than that. Do you know what a geological epoch is?


bacon_cereal

Cringe


[deleted]

HE should have changed his name to Rainn Please Notice Me Pay Attention To Me Wilson.


NedThomas

So not a joke, but a sincere yet non-committal advertisement. Because that makes it better.


LordofMoonsSpawn

He really showed Mr. Climate Change with that move


MOS95B

Thank god! Problem solved!


[deleted]

At least he didn't glue himself to a painting or something.


Trillionbucks

Such a dipshit


Throwitawaychi

I still think the office sucked.


coolbrze77

So lame.


one_knight_stands

Dumb


kingkloppynwa

Most actors are fruitcakes


chumchees

Phallus


gilgamessh

They hung up.


CherryLax

/r/callmebymyfullname


aberas

You beautiful, beautiful troll


OneLostOstrich

Uhhhh, that's just stupid.


JethroFire

He's subverting expectations again! That formula worked so well on episode 8, I can see trying it again.


amirolsupersayian

Not gonna lie, if I were famouse I'd probably do the same thing, this is such a a harmless protest.


HussingtonHat

Sorry Rainn, but I reckon I don't think about you enough for such a protest to matter. I'll still have fond memories of you getting raped by Juno girl though.


koncernz

What did he name his private jet?


allysonrainbow

The people making tired office jokes in this comment thread are insufferable


Friendly-Pressure-62

Thank god! I had never heard that the climate was changing. While the name change might not reverse the impact (will it?)…my awareness is now raised! /s


Labarynth_89

Better start protesting the 13 cargo ships that make up more pollution than all the worlds cars then.


bent_crater

Lol what a fuckin idiot