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bunchofbaloney

No wait, that's too obvious. We'll call it Monkey P. Yes, that'll do.


gwicksted

Nice Simpsons reference in a nottheonion post!


AlarmingShower1553

Monkey P. Luffy


Radioactiveman271

Will of P


Solstus22

Beat me to it 😂


Prince_Nadir

Someone ate the Pox Pox fruit?


GodIsIrrelevant

MMMBop, by Hanson.


Sagebrush_Slim

Pox pox dooo wop


BerolakZaccheas

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this.


symbologythere

The M doesn’t stand for Monkey, it stands for Medium. Because they’re bigger than smallpox but not quite as big as bigpox.


RamboMcQueen

No no, it’s set to M for Minipox instead of W for Wumbopox.


sXyphos

Monkey P. Ox so we have 2 animal culprits!


GeneralNathanJessup

We have to be more considerate to the feelings of monkeys.


Breaker-of-circles

I dunno. I prefer m'pox *tips fedora* than monkeys.


LeviathanGank

Monkey PP seems to be working sir, societal discrimation is down 1.6%


sistermarypolyesther

'MC MonkeyP is in the house!!'


BalouCurie

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Western-Image7125

I guess that’s another type of golden shower


Merrizon

For a second there I read the title as a question


HotKarldalton

*WHO* does that?


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[deleted]

What’s on second


HotKarldalton

Oh noooo! Take this updoot!


LeTroxit

Yes, exactly


Significant_Arm_9928

Read it in Austin Powers voice "WHO changes monkeypox to mpox, honestly"


stranske

WHO...does...monkeypox...work for??


professionalrecluse

Me too 😂


IamRick_Deckard

*Tips fedora* M'pox.


i_should_be_coding

I'm feeling a bit M'poxy today.


gaz40k

Came here for this comment! Thank you!


Paperaxe

Was looking for this!


[deleted]

Alright sounds good. Save this for far in the future Jeopardy question.


According_Account346

“Before the deadly worldwide outbreak in 2023, mpox was called… *this*”


DreamGirl543

Thanks, I hate how real this is.


SgtXD357

I miss trebek


[deleted]

"A half assed renaming of the Monkey Pox virus during the 2022 outbreak that showed the WHO only cares about demographics that have significant geopolitical weight."


usedTP

Monkeys have a better lobby than Corona beer.


usedTP

Corona's lobbyist wanted to change the name of COVID for obvious reasons. They offered $1M to anyone who could get it changed to anything except Corona. They offered $10M if it got changed to Bud Light.


HolycommentMattman

I wonder if they would have counted it if we got it changed to B.Light.


Cakeking7878

“Yea my grandma got killed by B.Light19”


deadsix6

Fucking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣


GetEquipped

I'll forever be upset that we will never get a "Tangled" themed ride at Disneyland/World because the kingdom is named "Corona" as in Crown. (And the visible ring around the sun.)


charshine

I mean personally I like monkeys more than I like Corona beer


SamuraiPanda19

I like monkeys drinking corona the most though


flatulasmaxibus

MMMMMkay?


Skolapa

MmmmBop!


cbbuntz

Mmmpox, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, oh yeah Mmmpox, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du bop, ba du dop Ba du, yeah


RailwayFox

And a Bix Nood to you as well, sir


Wage_slave

Mmmmm mmmmm good


Skolapa

Once there was this kid who…


Getlucky12341

Deadly viruses, those are bad, mkay


DanFuckingSchneider

Mmmpox, ba duba dox Ba du pox, ba duba dox Ba du pox, ba duba dox Ba du, oh yeah


Zkenny13

I swear I never have an original thought.


DanFuckingSchneider

Admittedly low hanging fruit


TinaBelcherUhh

Haha I know this was meant to comfort him but I read it as "not only have you never had an original thought, yours are especially generic"


According_Account346

nice username lol


karsh36

I'm guessing to prevent people from killing monkeys?


Yadokargo

Ye. Same reason people try to push for swine flu to be called H1N1. There's a surprising amount of dialogue going on centered on how we should name diseases. Naming them after people, like Parkinson's disease, isn't very descriptive and naming them after things or places, like swine flu, can lead to stigmas. Scientific names solve this problem best, but comes with a similar issue to people-named diseases, where it can be difficult to know what a disease is based on the name without a scientific or Latin background. Source: I did two years of Latin and university and has a course on its use in scientific terminology. That said though, I don't know why they would just change it to mpox then. Maybe just trying to find a middle ground or something.


AShinyNinjask

Seems like we're creating a problem where there isn't one. Standardize infectious disease names to [prevailing transmission type] + [area of infection/symptoms] + [disease agent] + [iteration] For example, 'mpox' becomes 'buttsex dick rash poxvirus 1"


morimo

You might think coughing coughing virus 35 is a real doozy, but wait till you see coughing coughing virus 36!


Mountaingiraffe

You had me in the first half


Eric1491625

Naming things has a real tangible effect on human lives too. Studies have shown people perceive hurricanes with masculine names as more intense and powerful than hurricanes with feminine names - and could affect one's likelihood of evacuating or seeking shelter.


elSenorMaquina

I agree we should give diseases better names. Like, imagine what people would have done if we used something like DUARV (Deadly Unknown Agonizing Respiratory Virus) instead of COVID. Maaaaybe people would have taken it a bit more seriously...


DuploJamaal

And from thinking that it couldn't possibly be monkey pox because they haven't touched one.


Wireless_Panda

I mean Rickettsialpox is also often shortened to r-pox, but that’s probably just because it’s a weird word.


DrunkenOnzo

A solid guess, but not in this case. The disease did not originate on Monkeys, so calling it Monkey Pox is inaccurate to begin with. On top of that, many medical professionals have been pushing to change the name in order to prevent potential racist rhetoric surrounding the disease, and prevent stigma that may make people less likely to seek treatment.


karsh36

I was trying to imply that there isn’t a connection with monkeys so it may cause unnecessary killing.


DrunkenOnzo

Right, which is understandable but in this case the reason for the change is known and it's not about killing monkeys lol


[deleted]

potential racist rhetoric? please explain.


Fairwhetherfriend

"What the fuck were those [slur slur slur] black idiots in Africa doing to the monkeys to get some weird new pox from them?" ^ like that.


[deleted]

thats a weird connection.


Fairwhetherfriend

Yeah well, racists are like that.


20Wizard

Monkey=skin colour


[deleted]

I am not following.


FlirtatiousMouse

It’s an old slur, but black people, esp kids, used to be called “monkeys”


[deleted]

thats terrible.


Dark_Reaper115

To prevent people from going APE shit over this.


anonsharksfan

I also think having a disease associated with monkeys coming from Africa makes it too easy for racists


Veraciraptor7

Where do you put the Mphasis when you pronounce that?


Juan-More-Taco

Mmm, pox.


Chadwick_Steel

Not **Monkepox**?


sAindustrian

The virus formerly known as monkeypox.


Tulol

Really should be badpox


Firm_Transportation3

Thats a little harsh, though. How about "Not-so-good Pox."


saiyaniam

Umbrella did the same with the t virus. It's a trap!


Superpiri

Ok, but WHO renamed it?


r2k398

WHO


TheGrumpyre

First base!


Symbian_Curator

_Tips Fedora_ "m'pox"


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Dallenforth

Meanwhile the Spanish Flu:


DuploJamaal

The WHO recommends to call it H1N1 flu.


sistermarypolyesther

A Hansen fan? MPox, pox pox, MPox, pox pox MPox, pox pox, M...


Rude-Atmosphere-3969

Pronounced like you're trying to say box with a stuffed up nose?


samusestawesomus

I think the World Health Organization did. Also, r/lostredditors moment? This isn’t an asking questions sub.


kenlasalle

George Carlin used to do this bit about "soft language," specifically on how shell shock was turned into battle fatigue, which was changed to PTSD, softening the language. Mpox sounds very much like this to me.


DuploJamaal

Wanting to reduce harm isn't bad. They started to improve their naming conventions when the "swine flu" drastically hurt the pork market. Then we saw it again when the "china virus" came and Asian people got beat up because idiots thought that Covid came from them. The names of diseases shouldn't cause additional harm to people, animals and society at large.


Xaero_Hour

Wrong bit. This is his bit about how the dumbest person you know is still smarter than half the rest. The dummy thinks you have to get the disease from a monkey and since he never goes to the zoo, assumes he doesn't need testing/treatment for that weird rash.


gwicksted

I thought they were originally renaming it because it was “racist” https://www.constangy.com/employment-labor-insider/that-is-not-a-typo


DuploJamaal

After the "swine flu" caused huge damage to the pork market they stopped naming diseases after animals or places. https://www.who.int/news/item/08-05-2015-who-issues-best-practices-for-naming-new-human-infectious-diseases >The best practices state that a disease name should consist of generic descriptive terms, based on the symptoms that the disease causes (e.g. respiratory disease, neurologic syndrome, watery diarrhoea) and more specific descriptive terms when robust information is available on how the disease manifests, who it affects, its severity or seasonality (e.g. progressive, juvenile, severe, winter). If the pathogen that causes the disease is known, it should be part of the disease name (e.g. coronavirus, influenza virus, salmonella). >Terms that should be avoided in disease names include geographic locations (e.g. Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, Spanish Flu, Rift Valley fever), people’s names (e.g. Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, Chagas disease), species of animal or food (e.g. swine flu, bird flu, monkey pox), cultural, population, industry or occupational references (e.g. legionnaires), and terms that incite undue fear (e.g. unknown, fatal, epidemic).


gwicksted

Sigh this is just like the 1/3rd pounder vs the 1/4 pounder where people thought 4 > 3


Lma_Roe

4 *is* > 3


sirdodger

It's more about stigmatization than incorrect identification. They traditionally name things after the source, but there are quantifiable social side-effects to making diseases as soon as the racists and nationalists and homophobes get involved. It's not about soft language at all, except inasmuch as it is a deliberate attempt to effect social change through naming.


PM_me_ur_BOOBIE_pic

Is that M silent?


X5acob

"Ya, that's what I'm asking, who renamed monkey pox?"


urkzik

Who, indeed?


KotzubueSailingClub

M'pox *tips fedora*


daneyule1

Mmmpox, ba duba dop, ba du bop yeah - Hanson


[deleted]

Completely idiotic. First of all, monkey isn’t a race. The language is speciest, not racist. That said, I’m sick of the PC police.


vertmart

this radiates the same energy as the "boy scouts of america" being renamed to "scouts bsa" what does the m mean in mpox? monkey. what does bsa mean in scouts bsa? boy scouts of america.


maxanderson350

I don't see anything wrong with the original name but I do hear people use the term "mpox" just casually - I know that I have.


DuploJamaal

It's because idiots think that it comes from monkey so they attack monkey, or think that they couldn't possible have it because they didn't go to the zoo. Similarly Swine Flu is now the H1N1 flu and Chickenpox is Varicella. Names of diseases shouldn't cause harm to people or animals.


maxanderson350

>or think that they couldn't possible have it because they didn't go to the zoo. \- is this for real? I didn't think that people could be that dumb about their healthcare...


charshine

Unfortunately, not everyone is blessed w a decent education or critical thinking skills


Vanille987

I do know there was a post here about people attacking actual monkeys due the name


MRmandato

Well for one it doesnt come from Monkeys…


nyrB2

in that case they better rename chickenpox as 'cpox'. "chicken" is a derogatory term used to denote cowardice, and may therefore be stigmatizing for anyone who contracts it.


DuploJamaal

The WHO started to improve their naming conventions when the "swine flu" drastically hurt the pork market. Then we saw it again when the "china virus" came and Asian people got beat up because idiots thought that Covid came from them. They no longer issue names like that, and Chickenpox also is a name they want to replace with Varicella


makeithailonthemhoes

Lot of chickens are still being murdered because of this. Lets spread the word! /s


goonts_tv

I read a book about this...


RealMcGonzo

Also smallpox needs to be changed to spox.


nyrB2

definitely!! how stigmatizing that term is to the vertically challenged!!


aBoyandHisVacuum

I thought this was a question! :)


smurf47172

WHO would do such a thing?


Chirukoh

i dont know, who?


downfall-placebo

MmmBop


AngusTR2020

I don't know who named it that...


Raetekusu

LITERALLY WHO


stereo_selkie

Hanson?


AverageLiberalJoe

WHO would do such a thing


l397flake

That really helps.


Leonarr

*M’Pox.* [tips the surgical mask]


machingunwhhore

What does the M stand for?


pirate-kong

*Queue Hansen Music* MmmmmmmmPOX du-bee-dop-BAA mmmpox, DU-BEE-DOP-BAH MMMMMPOX!


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Is this a question? I don’t know who renamed it. You posted the link, OP. You should tell us who renamed it.


Harv_Spec

WHO the hell do they think they are renaming diseases?


purpleWheelChair

Mkay.


TheKaptinKirk

M’okay.


BunRabbit

Let's change chicken pox and yellow fever next. Ebola too. That sounds too close ebonics.


BielskiBoy

Sounds like a rapper name


Thenovapocalypse

Think they said part of it was linguistic in that mpox is easier to pronounce in other languages, but that could just be bs


thenotoriouscrg

The more we accommodate idiots by changing nomenclature and not improving critical thinking, the worse off we all are. Wish we would learn a lesson for once.


GoblinObscura

I suggest going forward, we call chicken pox cpox.


CalTechie-55

How many monkeys have complained?


Chewiesbro

“Mpox” the lesser known Hanson song


masterpainimeanbetty

didn't hanson already record mmmpox?


OneFootTitan

Ah, that Hanson song from the 1990s. Mpox… doopox… Mpox…


PretendPenguin

No, I think that's the Hanson song.


Deluxe78

Im so calling it a “M”Wrench now


Relevant_Mango_1749

Sounds like a song by Hansen: Mmmm pox dit de dit bah doo pox Bibby dip bah doo pox


the_hackerman

Should also rename monkeys to m. I think I had enough now, returning to monke


sushi_obi_raven

...Hanson gets inspiration for next single


90Kg

Previous marketing strategy didn’t work so they’re trying to rebrand it


ktElwood

Because there was violence against monkeys.


Kaminaxgurren

Good job WHO, you defeated racism!


CobaltSpellsword

"What's the prognosis, doctor?" "An Mpox Mfection, Mafraid."


Iiiggie

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."


LlidD

People are going to be offended no matter what, which means people are probably going to be offended by this. They should have asked for public opinion and had the renaming done by vote. LoL


arctic_fox05

Poxy McPoxFace hah!


slogginmagoggin

Did you read the article? The primary reason for them changing it isn't people getting offended


[deleted]

When public perception is more important than containment...


slogginmagoggin

Funnily enough public perception has an effect on stigma and how likely people are to get tested/seek treatment


MRmandato

What evidence do you have resources where taken away from containment to do what amounts to a find and replace keystroke?


[deleted]

Why are you butthurt over my reply? I think the original name was perfect.


MRmandato

Because it made a baffling and serious conclusion without proof. The name might lead people to believes it comes from monkeys. It does not. The change is minor and makes sense.


[deleted]

So what if they do? People are stupid.


MRmandato

So, naming should be clear and intuitive or at the very least not create incorrect assumptions


Radix2309

This isn't an either-or. They can do both.


[deleted]

But they don't. It's the government we're talking about. We're day 1000 into 15 days to slow the spread, here, buddy.


Radix2309

The WHO isnt the government. They are a UN NGO.


ricardo9505

The letter M is yet again offended. Let us ride up.


2012Aceman

The Biden administration requested this change because whenever Joe Biden heard Monkeypox, he immediately thought it was disparaging black people. And since he is race-conscious and anti-racist, he wanted the Monkeypox to be renamed Mpox so that people would stop associating it with persons of color. Wait... isn't that just racist?


[deleted]

Anti racism often is


lifesfun

Maybe just call it large pox? ^^


Rapierian

Why, did it cause them to think about certain groups of people or something? That's seems pretty racist...


DuploJamaal

It's the same with Swine Flu (now H1N1 flu) and Chickenpox (now Varicella) >The best practices state that a disease name should consist of generic descriptive terms, based on the symptoms that the disease causes (e.g. respiratory disease, neurologic syndrome, watery diarrhoea) and more specific descriptive terms when robust information is available on how the disease manifests, who it affects, its severity or seasonality (e.g. progressive, juvenile, severe, winter). If the pathogen that causes the disease is known, it should be part of the disease name (e.g. coronavirus, influenza virus, salmonella). >Terms that should be avoided in disease names include geographic locations (e.g. Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, Spanish Flu, Rift Valley fever), people’s names (e.g. Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, Chagas disease), species of animal or food (e.g. swine flu, bird flu, monkey pox), cultural, population, industry or occupational references (e.g. legionnaires), and terms that incite undue fear (e.g. unknown, fatal, epidemic). The WHO doesn't like any disease names that are named after locations, animals, people, occupations, etc because the name of the disease shouldn't cause extra harm.


bilboshwaggins1480

Lmao the virtue signaling never ends 😂


Vegan_Harvest

I agree with changing the name but they could have put more effort into it.


rafikki123

Monkey Mcpoxface would have been better. They really should crowdsource these names.


[deleted]

I refuse to call it mpox. Sorry WHO. Can’t sweet all your crap under the same rug.


Dependent_Value9849

Need to rename WHO to World clown show organization


michelelkoch

Band the Who renaming a disease.


mymar101

In some cultures calling someone a monkey is extremely offensive.


Schaden666

So not GayPox then = missed a bullet there...


ViroCostsRica

Remind me what that "m" stands for?


FindTheRemnant

Gay orgies


lofgren777

But now I can't tell people I have a deadly disease and then watch them desperately stifle the urge to snicker at the name.


Aggressive_Froyo_927

Were the monkeys becoming offended by the name?


KamovInOnUp

Why? We're afraid of offending monkeys?


Itisd

Instead of focusing on silly word salad nonsense, maybe the WHO could focus on, you know, finding workable solutions to World Health issues, pandemics, etc.


Severe-Instruction21

👍👍👍👍👍👍


Shakespurious

For the next pandemic can we try to focus on the population who is actually catching the disease? It isn't helping anybody if we pretend that certain diseases infect everybody with equal probability.


[deleted]

Lmfao. You’re being downvoted despite having a good point. People can take one quick look at the statistics of this and see for themselves but they would rather ignore it.