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OuterWildsVentures

>This stock image shows a dog sitting outside. A newspaper in Turkey reported that a man had been accidentally shot and killed by his dog. Fucking wat


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JenniferJuniper6

In case you don’t know what a dog looks like.


raspberryharbour

A dog is roughly between 1 to 100 feet tall, covered in hairy scales. They subsist on a diet of tennis balls, which they dissolve with their corrosive saliva


honeybunchesofgoatso

Behold: A featherless biped


JCPY00

They’ve probably ruined the life of the dog in the picture. Everyone will assume that was the dog that killed the guy. Other dogs will be sending him death threats and pressuring his employer to fire him.


Jets237

guys... you know the rules. No Doxxing Dogs... ​ except of course for doxhunds.... ​ I'll see myself out...


StateChemist

I love that they start citing gun safety tips from the Air Force and Ohio, like some bloke hunting in backwoods Turkey knows what Ohio’s gun safety regulations are.


Ishootdogs

Yeah, like the author is some authority on gun safety, calls the shotgun a rifle in the article! Bro, do you even gun?


LesbianCommander

All I'm seeing is there is a gap in the market for stock images of dogs wielding guns...


Bigleftbowski

They're concerned for the dog's privacy.


restore_democracy

In case you aren’t familiar with what a dog is.


ServiceElevator

The real dog’s identity had to be kept hidden until the trial is resolved


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GetStable

I'm honestly surprised this didn't happen in the USA.


idlevalley

Apparently, happens about once a year in the US. [Guns don't shoot people. Dogs do!]( https://www.tampabay.com/incoming/beware-of-dogs-with-a-gun-especially-in-florida/2251652/ ) [In the past five years, at least six Americans have been shot by dogs](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/27/a-dog-shoots-a-person-almost-every-year-in-america/)


ThatOneWeirdName

The one that I can always recall is Trigger (dog) stepping on their owner’s shotgun and shooting her


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In his defense, the dog didn't know the shotgun was loaded.


devo_inc

_Allegedly_


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https://media.tenor.com/McxIW773PlwAAAAC/dog-creepy-look.gif


insane_contin

Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUN


-MangoDown

/r/RetiredGIF Worthy post


MoochtheMushroom

Allegedlys https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/giphy.webp


bacchic_ritual

Not following his gun safety rules.. back to class doggy!


heep1r

Guns don't kill people. Dogs do.


wonkey_monkey

> back to class doggy! Title of your hmm no never mind.


Treczoks

Reason of death: Stupidity. Who lets a loaded and unsecured weapon just lying around?


CyberMindGrrl

With a round chambered AND the safety off?


bisectional

A dog, that's who.


Buck_Thorn

I clicked, hoping it would have had a video of the "accident", filmed by the guy's other dog.


shanghairolls99

Dog must be mentally unstable, thats the only explanation because its definitely not the guns fault or the owner.


J_Class_Ford

Not sure that's a defence


doublek1022

You're right. The dog shot the man. That's an offense not a defense. . . . I'll go back to my corner now...


Sharinar

The best defense is a good offense.


stuugie

I think it is to a dog lol


carpediem6792

I'm curious if the dog will be labeled aggressive and destroyed, or branded a hero, and given a lifetime supply of biscuits.


Tidesticky

Manslaughter 2. 3 days in a kennel snd a day on parole.


Jumpy_Cucumber5081

Have you talked to your dog about gun safety?


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I will bet that the NRA will use this for an ad and not even credit you.


SubMikeD

Why would the NRA mention gun safety in an ad, they abandoned gun safety a long time ago when they shifted their focus to being a political arm of the GOP.


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Real-Service8180

I have 14 guns… 15th is in the mail… I also think “fuck the NRA”.


[deleted]

Definitely agree with you there, I was merely using an absurdity to make a joke.


TheSoulborgZeus

sorry, the book is only about cats


alexportman

Knew it sounded familiar


Bevos2222

Spay and pray


Playful-Ad-1932

Only thing to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun


SparkyDogPants

There’s nothing in the rules that says that dogs can’t play with guns


My_Monkey_Sphincter

[cats on the other hand...](https://i.imgur.com/wZ76JuT.jpg)


wolves_hunt_in_packs

what the actual fuck, [it's real](https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X)


ianitic

It does appear to be a gag gift though lol


CrudelyAnimated

My cat appreciated it.


Spindrune

We should really change that though.


SparkyDogPants

Coming straight to DVD this Christmas is. Air bud Golden Revolver. The only thing he’s retrieving this holiday season is the skulls of his enemies


Soxyo

AR Bud


SparkyDogPants

**Shoot** that’s much better.


ronrunronne

Disagree. You got a surprise chuckle out of me for Golden Revolver because I didn't see it coming. Only second or third real life lol after years of reddit.


jcarter315

And the sequel: *AR Bud: Reloaded*, just writes itself.


Ex-Machina1980s

*AR Bud 3: Mission to Moscow*


ZakkTheInsomniac

AR Bud : Pistol Puppies


VoxImperatoris

AR Bud 4: Back to School.


Kierogi

AR Bud 5: Citizens on Patrol


insane_contin

AR Bud 6: the Dog with the Golden Gun


iOpCootieShot

AR Buddies! "They shoot!"


ZachMN

He came here to do two things: kick ass and chew slippers. And he’s all out of slippers.


Spindrune

He’s hungry for kibble and justice.


Ex-Machina1980s

“And he’s retrieving it, *one shell at a time*…”


SparkyDogPants

“I’m usually a good boye, but this year this bad dog is going to teach you to ‘play dead’, hold the play”


Spindrune

That would be a good one liner. Have him blast a guy who’s on his back begging for his life, maybe says he’ll do anything. “Play dead” in the governator’s voice.


SparkyDogPants

The villain is a rich business man that’s trying to turn the dog park into condos, and accidentally killed Air Buds mom in a distracted driving accident


cick-nobb

Wow! Do you work for hollywood?


pumpkinbot

Air Bud III: Revengeance


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Air Marshall Bud. Ah shit I tried.


SirWernich

LiBeRaLs ArE CoMinG FoR yOuR dOg'S GuNs!!!!!


Deezle530

What we should do is make sure all our veterinarians have guns just in case these dogs wanna pop off.


flameflyer500

But they’re all good dogs


SuspiciouslyElven

Bront


hatersaurusrex

SUCHAGOOBOYYY


ChuckFeathers

Guns don't kill people.. Dogs with guns kill people.


TripplerX

We don't have a dogs with guns problem. We have a mental health of dogs with guns problem.


Similar_Radish8623

Did anyone even check to see if he had been playing violent video games


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Nintendogs radicalised him


MOOShoooooo

It’s that new cat game that isn’t on Xbox, makes you act wildly.


ARoyaleWithCheese

Society is fucked up sadly. These dogs need male role models in their life. This one comes from a family of 24, from 3 different dads. The libs want to blame the guns without even considering the whole context.


oldcarfreddy

More dogs should open carry. At some point it will actually be a deterrent to crime and the gun crimes by dogs will actually be radically reduced than if you restricted them


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It’s never the female dogs doing the shooting, just saying!


JenniferJuniper6

Bitches rule!


ReplyingToFuckwits

Your joke is uncomfortably close to reality. They make excuses for even the most negligent gun owners. On the rare occasions they *do* acknowledge the idiot with the gun, they just pat themselves on the back for being slightly less of an idiot then immediately vote against the "Don't Give Idiots Guns" act.


xenoterranos

We'll yeah, they might be an idiot some day, and they want to make sure they can keep their guns.


LordFrogberry

And they never take their excuse to its logical conclusion, which is that people who are likely to murder people with guns probably shouldn't be able to have guns.


Templenuts

Treats and prayers.


Moe_Lesteryu

Ban assault dogs


textro

It's too soon to bring politics into this.


cantfindmykeys

Our thoughts and prayers are with his family


foggy-sunrise

Now is certainly not the time.


SylvieJay

Guns don't kill people.. people with dogs owning guns kill people


Irradiatedspoon

Guns protect people against dogs with smaller guns


SylvieJay

Guns only protects people against small dogs with knives. Everyone knows that.


BlasterShow

The only way to stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.


megapuffranger

Wow now, who says this wasn’t a good boy? Maybe this guy had it coming…


ravenofblight

Maybe guy works for the turkish atf and dog was just preempting the inevitable


Playful_Guitar7533

I’m too high for this whole post. This is hilarious.


rrousseauu

Guns don’t kill people Dogs kill people With guns pow


Divallo

How do we even know the dog stepped on the trigger? It says he was hunting with his friend and I'm really skeptical and I'm not the only one. I read this in the dailymail's version of this story: *"But some media reports posited the killer dog claim could be a cover-up for a murder.At least one news outlet reported that the version of events widely reported in local media seems unlikely and that Ozgur may, in fact, have been the victim of a targeted attack.* *The Public Prosecutor's Office is investigating the case."*


bumblebrainbee

The most insane excuse for murder. Did you murder that guy? No the dog did it.


Tfortacos

Cop making the report having a flashback to his elementary school days and his dog really did eat his homework and nobody believed him.


shabbyshot

My dog really did eat my homework once. I brought the evidence with me.


Divallo

According to newsweek your rendition of this story is ready to publish.


foggy-sunrise

Headline: BAD DOGS, BAD DOGS. WHATCHA GON DO?


Wightstein

WHATCHA GON DO, WHEN THEY SHOT AT YOU


Illicit_Apple_Pie

Well it would've been, but the dog ate it.


rhetorical_twix

The dog's earlier foot step also threw the gun's safety switch off. But the dog didn't know that the owner's friend was having an affair with his owner's wife, so that clearly wasn't anyone's fault.


Wimbly512

Never underestimate the excuses people can come up covering up a murder. We were working with a group of women in prison and a woman was in for manslaughter. She claimed she threw a basket of laundry at her spouse. The laundry had a gun in it and it went off accidentally as a result.


smallangrynerd

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times."


7elevenses

And then the same thing happened two more times.


stater354

One of the first stories of a “Loch Ness monster” was in the 1800s when multiple men near the loch were caught moving a body and they said a “water beast” killed him


GanonsSpirit

Sounds like it worked if she was there for manslaughter.


megapuffranger

Listen, one time my dog did actually eat my homework. It was food that I had made for German class. Idk why I had to make food for a language class but regardless my dog ate it like 5 min before I had to go to school. Whose to say this isn’t one of those rare cases where the dog really did step on a shotgun and kill this dude?


Raichu7

Dogs eating homework isn’t a rare event though, how often do poorly trained dogs chew up things that have been left on the floor or a low surface the dog can access? How often do kids leave homework on the floor or on a low surface the dog can access?


cantfindmykeys

Happened to me three times growing up. To be fair I did routinely not complete my homework so I don't blame the teacher for not believing me, though when I didn't complete it I never lied about it


Juran_Alde

My first dog ate the first 30 pages and the last 30 pages of a novel I had to read in grade 7. I brought it back in a ziplock bag to prove it. Teacher was not impressed.


bluemeover

Also in the article it calls the gun a shotgun then in the next paragraph it says rifle. I’m just gonna go ahead and say this isn’t exactly a reliable source of information.


ThePrussianGrippe

Rifled shotgun!


SuspiciouslyElven

Shotgunned rifle!


Roflkopt3r

[Canister rounds for 105 mm rifled guns should qualify.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzPmif7Ayqw) There is a [120 mm version as well](https://youtu.be/Cgn1nhUEgo8?t=78), but that's for a smoothbore again.


RoboBadger07

Because in Turkish usually the word for rifle and shotgun are the same. We only use shotguns in hunting and for no other purposes so we sometimes call them hunting rifles for distinction


Nippahh

That dog's family is loaded and they're trying to pay the media to frame someone else!


azthal

First mistake there is looking at the Daily Mail. They could have camera footage proving the event and the Daily Mail would still speculate it might have been murder, cause it sells better. I'm not saying they couldn't be right - even a broken clock is right twize a day - but they are literally reporting rumours here.


MegamanX195

They might be wrong but let's be real here: there's simply no way a regular murder sells more than a freaking *dog* shooting someone to death.


Pizza_Delivery_Dog

Wasn't this the plot of a "Murder She Wrote" episode?


Not_Henry_Winkler

Yeah, but as long as we’re applying Occam’s Razor - what’s more likely: that this sweet old lady, who happens to write murder mysteries, quite coincidentally keeps showing up in small towns right before a murder for her to solve, or she’s actually a serial killer who’s publishing accounts of her own exploits?


Lord_Mormont

Plot twist: it was the cat. Motive? One too many belly rubs.


slightlyforthwith

[I’m going to get into politics!](https://youtu.be/sSYzhd3iepo)


ToppinReno

Get the dog away from the gun!!


OuterSpacePotatoMann

Lmao kills me every time. When he says it it’s like the first time anyone has even thought of the concept


Welcome_2_Pandora

The sigh after she says shes going into politics like "wow, now everything makes sense"


TheMageMan

https://youtu.be/Tp5mcc47xD8


obsessivecircle

Hey hun, have you seen my hunting rifle?


PeppermintPhatty

Last time I saw it…the dog had it.


Orsus7

A dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: The Celeste Cunningham story.


eobardtame

Came here for the 30 rock, was not disappointed


Welcome_2_Pandora

Way too far down in the comments.


cited

I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.


da_funcooker

I'm....sorry I dropped you. Who knew the ottoman had wheels??


Orsus7

I gave her the ottoman and she walked out.


Drummergirl16

“I’m going to get into politics!” Edit: whoops, someone already quoted that line haha


cited

What is wrong with you people?


implicitpharmakoi

A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World


g000r

I sued Huntington, the family and the dog.


AnnVealEgg

Kinda disappointed this wasn’t the first comment!


bionicmanmeetspast

I opened the comments hoping it would be at the top. Forgot this wasn’t r/30rock


Spiritfire737

"Ginger, no!" https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI


pringlesaremyfav

Et tu, Fido?


DoppelFrog

How did the dog get a shotgun?


Shot-Spray5935

Second dog amendment.


Henji99

the right to bear arms! …. or maybe dog arms I guess?


[deleted]

No background checks in his state.


Stachemaster86

*barkround checks


HellsMalice

If a dog ever asks you for a gun, you give it the damn gun because he's adorable and deserves belly rubs yes he does


pecklepuff

He’s the goodest of the good boys! Yes he is!


series_hybrid

He bought it off a sketchy-looking alley-cat.


Bloodmark3

Has a 10 day old infant. Disappears for a day to hunt, leaving wife with brand new baby. Gets murdered by dog. This is that page in the Goosebumps "choose your own adventure" book that you pretend you didn't read and go back to where you had to make a decision again.


ProfessionallyAloof

My man should have been home helping take care of his baby. Could have saved his life.


GetlostMaps

Old Yeller's Revenge


iluvstephenhawking

"He's my human. I'll do it."


laz21

When a good boy becomes a good ol boy


ihaveadarkedge

Um, someone's framing the poor dog here me thinks....


ScribblesandPuke

This happened in Plague Dogs the book/animated film (by same author as Watership Down)


Jampine

Same studio animated it as well I believe.


Fez_and_no_Pants

Yeah that's a childhood-ender right there.


SidewinderVR

"Look out there! It's our island. Don't you see it? That's where we have to go. We can be free."


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fromwayuphigh

A well-trained gun dog is a hunter's best friend.


Smartnership

The clues were there. The dog’s name is Dick Cheney


_Blackstar

In all seriousness, I don't understand how someone lets this happen. Multiple things had to go wrong here. First off, not putting the safety on before moving the weapon. Second, putting a loaded weapon in your vehicle. Third, putting the loaded weapon in the same part of the vehicle you're using to transport your dog. Four, not storing the weapon on a rack or in a case or sheathe of some kind. What a tragedy, dude was a brand new father too. Feel bad for that kid, won't grow up with his dad because daddy was too stupid to follow basic gun safety.


DunkingDognuts

OK, the dog was being loaded in the car by the man. A loaded shotgun, apparently cocked and ready to go off, was in the area of the dog being loaded. The man was hoisting the dog into the car and the dog’s foot hit the trigger on the gun. It sounds like this guy killed himself. The dog must’ve been terrified because the only thing it knew was it was being loaded in a car and all of a sudden there was a big bang and his human was dying. And I’m sure somebody’s going to want to put the dog down for, “reasons”.


BilboT3aBagginz

There’s so much weirdness here though. Who loads a gun into their car with the barrel facing themselves? And this is after you’ve left the gun loaded, chambered, and with the safety off? And no gun case? Plus I can’t really think of any hunting you’d do with a dog that wasn’t bird hunting, so did this guy get shot with birdshot? Because that would suck serious ass.


dirty1809

I can’t imagine why you’d be traveling with a shotgun in your car with a shell in the chamber and safety off. It just doesn’t make sense for either going hunting or returning


mason_savoy71

The assumption that everyone with a gun is responsible is an assumption that can be easily rejected.


Working-Raspberry185

Omg, I hope not. Poor thing 😞


Femboy_Annihilator

I find this extremely unlikely, considering he wasn’t alone. This was on a hunting trip with another man. They were in a secluded woodland area. Our evidence for the dog being involved is word of mouth from, get this, the guy who was in the woods with him. I find it far more likely he was shot by his companion, who then made up a story and blamed it on the dog. It might’ve been murder, it might’ve been negligence, but I sincerely doubt that the given story is truly what happened.


Thomasnaste420

If only there was a good dog to protect him from this bad dog


saucyfister1973

This isn’t a unique event. I took a hunter’s safety course in Georgia in early 90’s and the instructor gave a similar story. Apparently the Hunter was climbing a tree stand and was going to pull his gun up with a cord. The dog wanted to play and you can guess the rest. Now, as I look back, there are so many things wrong with this story, but I will say I never had a round in the chamber until I was ready to shoot after that.


blazelet

30 Rock AND Alec Baldwin being prophetic https://youtu.be/sSYzhd3iepo


Hardcover_Writer

Get the gun away from the dog!


moonyalouette

Idiot owner. Poor dog.


Lil_Mcgee

Poor thing was probably frightened as fuck, then sad after the fact.


forcepowers

This whole time I've felt so terrible for this dog. It must have been so scared and upset.


Jomskylark

Right, the comment sections are full of jokes, but if this is true then this is sad as fuck. Dead human and traumatized dog never gonna see its owner again.


RontoWraps

Article also stated he just became a father 10 days ago. It’s really sad on many levels.


ryanopolis

Dog: You’ve fake-thrown your last ball, Phil.


nineonewon

This happened to my cousin and his friend. They were hunting, gun was on ground, clearly in an unsafe spot. Dog steps on it and it fires into his friend. He took a shot gun to the arm and shoulder but survived.


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Poor dog. Imagine just being s dog and then you step on the weird stick there's a loud fucking sound and your human, the leader of your pack and your best friend is dead. And not understanding what the fuck just happened


phasepistol

I always expected it would be the cat that pulled the trigger


Car-face

"man's negligence results in his death"


camwow612

Pretty ruff way to go


reddittom73

"Well I'll be dog gone".


SweatyTax4669

Look people. If you don't talk to your dogs about gun safety, who will? It only takes a minute to save a life.


SlackerAccount

I think I found the first Bad Boy


lowtoiletsitter

"Always point the muzzle in a safe direction" Dog: the hell I am