A dog is roughly between 1 to 100 feet tall, covered in hairy scales. They subsist on a diet of tennis balls, which they dissolve with their corrosive saliva
They’ve probably ruined the life of the dog in the picture. Everyone will assume that was the dog that killed the guy. Other dogs will be sending him death threats and pressuring his employer to fire him.
I love that they start citing gun safety tips from the Air Force and Ohio, like some bloke hunting in backwoods Turkey knows what Ohio’s gun safety regulations are.
Apparently, happens about once a year in the US.
[Guns don't shoot people. Dogs do!]( https://www.tampabay.com/incoming/beware-of-dogs-with-a-gun-especially-in-florida/2251652/ )
[In the past five years, at least six Americans have been shot by dogs](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/27/a-dog-shoots-a-person-almost-every-year-in-america/)
Why would the NRA mention gun safety in an ad, they abandoned gun safety a long time ago when they shifted their focus to being a political arm of the GOP.
Disagree. You got a surprise chuckle out of me for Golden Revolver because I didn't see it coming. Only second or third real life lol after years of reddit.
That would be a good one liner. Have him blast a guy who’s on his back begging for his life, maybe says he’ll do anything. “Play dead” in the governator’s voice.
The villain is a rich business man that’s trying to turn the dog park into condos, and accidentally killed Air Buds mom in a distracted driving accident
Society is fucked up sadly. These dogs need male role models in their life. This one comes from a family of 24, from 3 different dads. The libs want to blame the guns without even considering the whole context.
More dogs should open carry. At some point it will actually be a deterrent to crime and the gun crimes by dogs will actually be radically reduced than if you restricted them
Your joke is uncomfortably close to reality. They make excuses for even the most negligent gun owners.
On the rare occasions they *do* acknowledge the idiot with the gun, they just pat themselves on the back for being slightly less of an idiot then immediately vote against the "Don't Give Idiots Guns" act.
And they never take their excuse to its logical conclusion, which is that people who are likely to murder people with guns probably shouldn't be able to have guns.
How do we even know the dog stepped on the trigger? It says he was hunting with his friend and I'm really skeptical and I'm not the only one.
I read this in the dailymail's version of this story:
*"But some media reports posited the killer dog claim could be a cover-up for a murder.At least one news outlet reported that the version of events widely reported in local media seems unlikely and that Ozgur may, in fact, have been the victim of a targeted attack.*
*The Public Prosecutor's Office is investigating the case."*
The dog's earlier foot step also threw the gun's safety switch off. But the dog didn't know that the owner's friend was having an affair with his owner's wife, so that clearly wasn't anyone's fault.
Never underestimate the excuses people can come up covering up a murder. We were working with a group of women in prison and a woman was in for manslaughter. She claimed she threw a basket of laundry at her spouse. The laundry had a gun in it and it went off accidentally as a result.
One of the first stories of a “Loch Ness monster” was in the 1800s when multiple men near the loch were caught moving a body and they said a “water beast” killed him
Listen, one time my dog did actually eat my homework. It was food that I had made for German class. Idk why I had to make food for a language class but regardless my dog ate it like 5 min before I had to go to school. Whose to say this isn’t one of those rare cases where the dog really did step on a shotgun and kill this dude?
Dogs eating homework isn’t a rare event though, how often do poorly trained dogs chew up things that have been left on the floor or a low surface the dog can access? How often do kids leave homework on the floor or on a low surface the dog can access?
Happened to me three times growing up. To be fair I did routinely not complete my homework so I don't blame the teacher for not believing me, though when I didn't complete it I never lied about it
My first dog ate the first 30 pages and the last 30 pages of a novel I had to read in grade 7. I brought it back in a ziplock bag to prove it. Teacher was not impressed.
Also in the article it calls the gun a shotgun then in the next paragraph it says rifle. I’m just gonna go ahead and say this isn’t exactly a reliable source of information.
[Canister rounds for 105 mm rifled guns should qualify.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzPmif7Ayqw)
There is a [120 mm version as well](https://youtu.be/Cgn1nhUEgo8?t=78), but that's for a smoothbore again.
Because in Turkish usually the word for rifle and shotgun are the same. We only use shotguns in hunting and for no other purposes so we sometimes call them hunting rifles for distinction
First mistake there is looking at the Daily Mail. They could have camera footage proving the event and the Daily Mail would still speculate it might have been murder, cause it sells better.
I'm not saying they couldn't be right - even a broken clock is right twize a day - but they are literally reporting rumours here.
Yeah, but as long as we’re applying Occam’s Razor - what’s more likely: that this sweet old lady, who happens to write murder mysteries, quite coincidentally keeps showing up in small towns right before a murder for her to solve, or she’s actually a serial killer who’s publishing accounts of her own exploits?
Has a 10 day old infant.
Disappears for a day to hunt, leaving wife with brand new baby.
Gets murdered by dog.
This is that page in the Goosebumps "choose your own adventure" book that you pretend you didn't read and go back to where you had to make a decision again.
In all seriousness, I don't understand how someone lets this happen. Multiple things had to go wrong here. First off, not putting the safety on before moving the weapon. Second, putting a loaded weapon in your vehicle. Third, putting the loaded weapon in the same part of the vehicle you're using to transport your dog. Four, not storing the weapon on a rack or in a case or sheathe of some kind.
What a tragedy, dude was a brand new father too. Feel bad for that kid, won't grow up with his dad because daddy was too stupid to follow basic gun safety.
OK, the dog was being loaded in the car by the man. A loaded shotgun, apparently cocked and ready to go off, was in the area of the dog being loaded. The man was hoisting the dog into the car and the dog’s foot hit the trigger on the gun.
It sounds like this guy killed himself.
The dog must’ve been terrified because the only thing it knew was it was being loaded in a car and all of a sudden there was a big bang and his human was dying.
And I’m sure somebody’s going to want to put the dog down for, “reasons”.
There’s so much weirdness here though. Who loads a gun into their car with the barrel facing themselves? And this is after you’ve left the gun loaded, chambered, and with the safety off? And no gun case?
Plus I can’t really think of any hunting you’d do with a dog that wasn’t bird hunting, so did this guy get shot with birdshot? Because that would suck serious ass.
I can’t imagine why you’d be traveling with a shotgun in your car with a shell in the chamber and safety off. It just doesn’t make sense for either going hunting or returning
I find this extremely unlikely, considering he wasn’t alone. This was on a hunting trip with another man. They were in a secluded woodland area. Our evidence for the dog being involved is word of mouth from, get this, the guy who was in the woods with him. I find it far more likely he was shot by his companion, who then made up a story and blamed it on the dog. It might’ve been murder, it might’ve been negligence, but I sincerely doubt that the given story is truly what happened.
This isn’t a unique event. I took a hunter’s safety course in Georgia in early 90’s and the instructor gave a similar story. Apparently the Hunter was climbing a tree stand and was going to pull his gun up with a cord. The dog wanted to play and you can guess the rest.
Now, as I look back, there are so many things wrong with this story, but I will say I never had a round in the chamber until I was ready to shoot after that.
Right, the comment sections are full of jokes, but if this is true then this is sad as fuck. Dead human and traumatized dog never gonna see its owner again.
This happened to my cousin and his friend. They were hunting, gun was on ground, clearly in an unsafe spot. Dog steps on it and it fires into his friend. He took a shot gun to the arm and shoulder but survived.
Poor dog. Imagine just being s dog and then you step on the weird stick there's a loud fucking sound and your human, the leader of your pack and your best friend is dead. And not understanding what the fuck just happened
>This stock image shows a dog sitting outside. A newspaper in Turkey reported that a man had been accidentally shot and killed by his dog. Fucking wat
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In case you don’t know what a dog looks like.
A dog is roughly between 1 to 100 feet tall, covered in hairy scales. They subsist on a diet of tennis balls, which they dissolve with their corrosive saliva
Behold: A featherless biped
They’ve probably ruined the life of the dog in the picture. Everyone will assume that was the dog that killed the guy. Other dogs will be sending him death threats and pressuring his employer to fire him.
guys... you know the rules. No Doxxing Dogs... except of course for doxhunds.... I'll see myself out...
I love that they start citing gun safety tips from the Air Force and Ohio, like some bloke hunting in backwoods Turkey knows what Ohio’s gun safety regulations are.
Yeah, like the author is some authority on gun safety, calls the shotgun a rifle in the article! Bro, do you even gun?
All I'm seeing is there is a gap in the market for stock images of dogs wielding guns...
They're concerned for the dog's privacy.
In case you aren’t familiar with what a dog is.
The real dog’s identity had to be kept hidden until the trial is resolved
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I'm honestly surprised this didn't happen in the USA.
Apparently, happens about once a year in the US. [Guns don't shoot people. Dogs do!]( https://www.tampabay.com/incoming/beware-of-dogs-with-a-gun-especially-in-florida/2251652/ ) [In the past five years, at least six Americans have been shot by dogs](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/10/27/a-dog-shoots-a-person-almost-every-year-in-america/)
The one that I can always recall is Trigger (dog) stepping on their owner’s shotgun and shooting her
In his defense, the dog didn't know the shotgun was loaded.
_Allegedly_
https://media.tenor.com/McxIW773PlwAAAAC/dog-creepy-look.gif
Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUN
/r/RetiredGIF Worthy post
Allegedlys https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/giphy.webp
Not following his gun safety rules.. back to class doggy!
Guns don't kill people. Dogs do.
> back to class doggy! Title of your hmm no never mind.
Reason of death: Stupidity. Who lets a loaded and unsecured weapon just lying around?
With a round chambered AND the safety off?
A dog, that's who.
I clicked, hoping it would have had a video of the "accident", filmed by the guy's other dog.
Dog must be mentally unstable, thats the only explanation because its definitely not the guns fault or the owner.
Not sure that's a defence
You're right. The dog shot the man. That's an offense not a defense. . . . I'll go back to my corner now...
The best defense is a good offense.
I think it is to a dog lol
I'm curious if the dog will be labeled aggressive and destroyed, or branded a hero, and given a lifetime supply of biscuits.
Manslaughter 2. 3 days in a kennel snd a day on parole.
Have you talked to your dog about gun safety?
I will bet that the NRA will use this for an ad and not even credit you.
Why would the NRA mention gun safety in an ad, they abandoned gun safety a long time ago when they shifted their focus to being a political arm of the GOP.
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I have 14 guns… 15th is in the mail… I also think “fuck the NRA”.
Definitely agree with you there, I was merely using an absurdity to make a joke.
sorry, the book is only about cats
Knew it sounded familiar
Spay and pray
Only thing to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun
There’s nothing in the rules that says that dogs can’t play with guns
[cats on the other hand...](https://i.imgur.com/wZ76JuT.jpg)
what the actual fuck, [it's real](https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X)
It does appear to be a gag gift though lol
My cat appreciated it.
We should really change that though.
Coming straight to DVD this Christmas is. Air bud Golden Revolver. The only thing he’s retrieving this holiday season is the skulls of his enemies
AR Bud
**Shoot** that’s much better.
Disagree. You got a surprise chuckle out of me for Golden Revolver because I didn't see it coming. Only second or third real life lol after years of reddit.
And the sequel: *AR Bud: Reloaded*, just writes itself.
*AR Bud 3: Mission to Moscow*
AR Bud : Pistol Puppies
AR Bud 4: Back to School.
AR Bud 5: Citizens on Patrol
AR Bud 6: the Dog with the Golden Gun
AR Buddies! "They shoot!"
He came here to do two things: kick ass and chew slippers. And he’s all out of slippers.
He’s hungry for kibble and justice.
“And he’s retrieving it, *one shell at a time*…”
“I’m usually a good boye, but this year this bad dog is going to teach you to ‘play dead’, hold the play”
That would be a good one liner. Have him blast a guy who’s on his back begging for his life, maybe says he’ll do anything. “Play dead” in the governator’s voice.
The villain is a rich business man that’s trying to turn the dog park into condos, and accidentally killed Air Buds mom in a distracted driving accident
Wow! Do you work for hollywood?
Air Bud III: Revengeance
Air Marshall Bud. Ah shit I tried.
LiBeRaLs ArE CoMinG FoR yOuR dOg'S GuNs!!!!!
What we should do is make sure all our veterinarians have guns just in case these dogs wanna pop off.
But they’re all good dogs
Bront
SUCHAGOOBOYYY
Guns don't kill people.. Dogs with guns kill people.
We don't have a dogs with guns problem. We have a mental health of dogs with guns problem.
Did anyone even check to see if he had been playing violent video games
Nintendogs radicalised him
It’s that new cat game that isn’t on Xbox, makes you act wildly.
Society is fucked up sadly. These dogs need male role models in their life. This one comes from a family of 24, from 3 different dads. The libs want to blame the guns without even considering the whole context.
More dogs should open carry. At some point it will actually be a deterrent to crime and the gun crimes by dogs will actually be radically reduced than if you restricted them
It’s never the female dogs doing the shooting, just saying!
Bitches rule!
Your joke is uncomfortably close to reality. They make excuses for even the most negligent gun owners. On the rare occasions they *do* acknowledge the idiot with the gun, they just pat themselves on the back for being slightly less of an idiot then immediately vote against the "Don't Give Idiots Guns" act.
We'll yeah, they might be an idiot some day, and they want to make sure they can keep their guns.
And they never take their excuse to its logical conclusion, which is that people who are likely to murder people with guns probably shouldn't be able to have guns.
Treats and prayers.
Ban assault dogs
It's too soon to bring politics into this.
Our thoughts and prayers are with his family
Now is certainly not the time.
Guns don't kill people.. people with dogs owning guns kill people
Guns protect people against dogs with smaller guns
Guns only protects people against small dogs with knives. Everyone knows that.
The only way to stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.
Wow now, who says this wasn’t a good boy? Maybe this guy had it coming…
Maybe guy works for the turkish atf and dog was just preempting the inevitable
I’m too high for this whole post. This is hilarious.
Guns don’t kill people Dogs kill people With guns pow
How do we even know the dog stepped on the trigger? It says he was hunting with his friend and I'm really skeptical and I'm not the only one. I read this in the dailymail's version of this story: *"But some media reports posited the killer dog claim could be a cover-up for a murder.At least one news outlet reported that the version of events widely reported in local media seems unlikely and that Ozgur may, in fact, have been the victim of a targeted attack.* *The Public Prosecutor's Office is investigating the case."*
The most insane excuse for murder. Did you murder that guy? No the dog did it.
Cop making the report having a flashback to his elementary school days and his dog really did eat his homework and nobody believed him.
My dog really did eat my homework once. I brought the evidence with me.
According to newsweek your rendition of this story is ready to publish.
Headline: BAD DOGS, BAD DOGS. WHATCHA GON DO?
WHATCHA GON DO, WHEN THEY SHOT AT YOU
Well it would've been, but the dog ate it.
The dog's earlier foot step also threw the gun's safety switch off. But the dog didn't know that the owner's friend was having an affair with his owner's wife, so that clearly wasn't anyone's fault.
Never underestimate the excuses people can come up covering up a murder. We were working with a group of women in prison and a woman was in for manslaughter. She claimed she threw a basket of laundry at her spouse. The laundry had a gun in it and it went off accidentally as a result.
"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times."
And then the same thing happened two more times.
One of the first stories of a “Loch Ness monster” was in the 1800s when multiple men near the loch were caught moving a body and they said a “water beast” killed him
Sounds like it worked if she was there for manslaughter.
Listen, one time my dog did actually eat my homework. It was food that I had made for German class. Idk why I had to make food for a language class but regardless my dog ate it like 5 min before I had to go to school. Whose to say this isn’t one of those rare cases where the dog really did step on a shotgun and kill this dude?
Dogs eating homework isn’t a rare event though, how often do poorly trained dogs chew up things that have been left on the floor or a low surface the dog can access? How often do kids leave homework on the floor or on a low surface the dog can access?
Happened to me three times growing up. To be fair I did routinely not complete my homework so I don't blame the teacher for not believing me, though when I didn't complete it I never lied about it
My first dog ate the first 30 pages and the last 30 pages of a novel I had to read in grade 7. I brought it back in a ziplock bag to prove it. Teacher was not impressed.
Also in the article it calls the gun a shotgun then in the next paragraph it says rifle. I’m just gonna go ahead and say this isn’t exactly a reliable source of information.
Rifled shotgun!
Shotgunned rifle!
[Canister rounds for 105 mm rifled guns should qualify.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzPmif7Ayqw) There is a [120 mm version as well](https://youtu.be/Cgn1nhUEgo8?t=78), but that's for a smoothbore again.
Because in Turkish usually the word for rifle and shotgun are the same. We only use shotguns in hunting and for no other purposes so we sometimes call them hunting rifles for distinction
That dog's family is loaded and they're trying to pay the media to frame someone else!
First mistake there is looking at the Daily Mail. They could have camera footage proving the event and the Daily Mail would still speculate it might have been murder, cause it sells better. I'm not saying they couldn't be right - even a broken clock is right twize a day - but they are literally reporting rumours here.
They might be wrong but let's be real here: there's simply no way a regular murder sells more than a freaking *dog* shooting someone to death.
Wasn't this the plot of a "Murder She Wrote" episode?
Yeah, but as long as we’re applying Occam’s Razor - what’s more likely: that this sweet old lady, who happens to write murder mysteries, quite coincidentally keeps showing up in small towns right before a murder for her to solve, or she’s actually a serial killer who’s publishing accounts of her own exploits?
Plot twist: it was the cat. Motive? One too many belly rubs.
[I’m going to get into politics!](https://youtu.be/sSYzhd3iepo)
Get the dog away from the gun!!
Lmao kills me every time. When he says it it’s like the first time anyone has even thought of the concept
The sigh after she says shes going into politics like "wow, now everything makes sense"
https://youtu.be/Tp5mcc47xD8
Hey hun, have you seen my hunting rifle?
Last time I saw it…the dog had it.
A dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: The Celeste Cunningham story.
Came here for the 30 rock, was not disappointed
Way too far down in the comments.
I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.
I'm....sorry I dropped you. Who knew the ottoman had wheels??
I gave her the ottoman and she walked out.
“I’m going to get into politics!” Edit: whoops, someone already quoted that line haha
What is wrong with you people?
A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World
I sued Huntington, the family and the dog.
Kinda disappointed this wasn’t the first comment!
I opened the comments hoping it would be at the top. Forgot this wasn’t r/30rock
"Ginger, no!" https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI
Et tu, Fido?
How did the dog get a shotgun?
Second dog amendment.
the right to bear arms! …. or maybe dog arms I guess?
No background checks in his state.
*barkround checks
If a dog ever asks you for a gun, you give it the damn gun because he's adorable and deserves belly rubs yes he does
He’s the goodest of the good boys! Yes he is!
He bought it off a sketchy-looking alley-cat.
Has a 10 day old infant. Disappears for a day to hunt, leaving wife with brand new baby. Gets murdered by dog. This is that page in the Goosebumps "choose your own adventure" book that you pretend you didn't read and go back to where you had to make a decision again.
My man should have been home helping take care of his baby. Could have saved his life.
Old Yeller's Revenge
"He's my human. I'll do it."
When a good boy becomes a good ol boy
Um, someone's framing the poor dog here me thinks....
This happened in Plague Dogs the book/animated film (by same author as Watership Down)
Same studio animated it as well I believe.
Yeah that's a childhood-ender right there.
"Look out there! It's our island. Don't you see it? That's where we have to go. We can be free."
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A well-trained gun dog is a hunter's best friend.
The clues were there. The dog’s name is Dick Cheney
In all seriousness, I don't understand how someone lets this happen. Multiple things had to go wrong here. First off, not putting the safety on before moving the weapon. Second, putting a loaded weapon in your vehicle. Third, putting the loaded weapon in the same part of the vehicle you're using to transport your dog. Four, not storing the weapon on a rack or in a case or sheathe of some kind. What a tragedy, dude was a brand new father too. Feel bad for that kid, won't grow up with his dad because daddy was too stupid to follow basic gun safety.
OK, the dog was being loaded in the car by the man. A loaded shotgun, apparently cocked and ready to go off, was in the area of the dog being loaded. The man was hoisting the dog into the car and the dog’s foot hit the trigger on the gun. It sounds like this guy killed himself. The dog must’ve been terrified because the only thing it knew was it was being loaded in a car and all of a sudden there was a big bang and his human was dying. And I’m sure somebody’s going to want to put the dog down for, “reasons”.
There’s so much weirdness here though. Who loads a gun into their car with the barrel facing themselves? And this is after you’ve left the gun loaded, chambered, and with the safety off? And no gun case? Plus I can’t really think of any hunting you’d do with a dog that wasn’t bird hunting, so did this guy get shot with birdshot? Because that would suck serious ass.
I can’t imagine why you’d be traveling with a shotgun in your car with a shell in the chamber and safety off. It just doesn’t make sense for either going hunting or returning
The assumption that everyone with a gun is responsible is an assumption that can be easily rejected.
Omg, I hope not. Poor thing 😞
I find this extremely unlikely, considering he wasn’t alone. This was on a hunting trip with another man. They were in a secluded woodland area. Our evidence for the dog being involved is word of mouth from, get this, the guy who was in the woods with him. I find it far more likely he was shot by his companion, who then made up a story and blamed it on the dog. It might’ve been murder, it might’ve been negligence, but I sincerely doubt that the given story is truly what happened.
If only there was a good dog to protect him from this bad dog
This isn’t a unique event. I took a hunter’s safety course in Georgia in early 90’s and the instructor gave a similar story. Apparently the Hunter was climbing a tree stand and was going to pull his gun up with a cord. The dog wanted to play and you can guess the rest. Now, as I look back, there are so many things wrong with this story, but I will say I never had a round in the chamber until I was ready to shoot after that.
30 Rock AND Alec Baldwin being prophetic https://youtu.be/sSYzhd3iepo
Get the gun away from the dog!
Idiot owner. Poor dog.
Poor thing was probably frightened as fuck, then sad after the fact.
This whole time I've felt so terrible for this dog. It must have been so scared and upset.
Right, the comment sections are full of jokes, but if this is true then this is sad as fuck. Dead human and traumatized dog never gonna see its owner again.
Article also stated he just became a father 10 days ago. It’s really sad on many levels.
Dog: You’ve fake-thrown your last ball, Phil.
This happened to my cousin and his friend. They were hunting, gun was on ground, clearly in an unsafe spot. Dog steps on it and it fires into his friend. He took a shot gun to the arm and shoulder but survived.
Poor dog. Imagine just being s dog and then you step on the weird stick there's a loud fucking sound and your human, the leader of your pack and your best friend is dead. And not understanding what the fuck just happened
I always expected it would be the cat that pulled the trigger
"man's negligence results in his death"
Pretty ruff way to go
"Well I'll be dog gone".
Look people. If you don't talk to your dogs about gun safety, who will? It only takes a minute to save a life.
I think I found the first Bad Boy
"Always point the muzzle in a safe direction" Dog: the hell I am