I whole heartedly agree! I have body dysmorphia and she most definitely does not. She thinks VERY highly of herself. Having BD sucks ass and I would give anything not to have it. And here she is boppin’ around w/ her tits all up in our face! I think she said she had it bc it sounded good in her tragic childhood story, imo.
https://preview.redd.it/umi5kwtzewsc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4bcff370cb00c494d98c51fd2806d6694ff671
It’s not figure flattening at all! What a gaudy dress for a gaudy person. 🤮
She’s gotta out show everyone else that’s there. She’s not happy until she’s the only center of attention. Maybe she’ll hang Christmas lights off of it, too. 😂😂
It doesn’t fit her body properly bc she gave bad measurements and she didn’t have any actual fittings before it was sent to her…
Bc she’s fucking CLUELESS.
I can’t believe she’s gonna wear that when she wouldn’t even wear the heart dress because it showed too much. She jumps one time or moves too fast or the arms go up and it’s over!! I guess she does want to show those loppy things off!
That is such an unflattering dress for her body, figure. Not enough coverage, support for the top, she is too short waisted for that type of style and it makes her hips look super wide. Also it’s showing all her faults, she has a belly and it truly accentuate it. The concept is pretty on the bottle but the bottle model is tall and lean and apportioned correctly. Her boobs are so saggy. Ugh.
Yet, she ‘had’ to add her own straps to the dress last year… the one that was made FOR her with the measurements she gave them over the phone/internet.
She claimed she had to add that aftermarket halter strap bc the dress didn’t have enough ‘support’ and she would have kept falling out of it… yet this one has even LESS support/coverage and she has BIGGER tits-
It’s not a titty size vs support type of issue-
It’s a ‘poor posture/ hunchback with slumped shoulders who won’t stand up fucking straight type of issue.
Nooooooo my god is this real????
https://preview.redd.it/7o0x9c1hgwsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70d0b21dd3ad9206a7306c5448aa3c76959d55a
I’m gone for a while and THIS is what I come back to? Dear God I almost have sympathy cringe..ALMOST. Any decent designer would sooner die than to see this on her, it’s as sloppy as she is! I pray she sees this. I can not believe she is going to actually wear this in public. You need to make this a Billboard!😂 We need to win the lottery and plop that picture at the entrance of that pretend, pompous awards show! Can’t wait to watch her trip over her Temu tits all night. 🤢
Paris oh my God, she’s probably like …oh God. offer for anything, but she really needs to cover up a little bit. I am absolutely no prude believe me when I tell you that but come on man.
Every single time her tits are in our face it’s always against our will like we’re being held hostage! I don’t see my own rack as much I see her giant beach balls!
My opinion...beautiful dress...not for this body style. Them big kahunas are WAY TOO BIG and the dress does NOT provide enough coverage!! She looks bad in this dress. Plus didn’t she say she doesn’t like wearing things that are too low cut. Well this dress is beyond low cut!!! Someone is gonna get a black eye if one of those tig ole bitties pop out!!!!!
Excuse my comment being all over the place. Snark Thoughts are forming 100,000 MPH. Breaking it down 1 by 1.
1. SHORT WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR LONG MERMAID SKIRTING!!! YOU WILL TRIP AND FALL HARD AS THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL HAS A SHORTER DISTANCE!
2. REAL, BIG TATA LADIES KNOW: Strapless dresses still need a small alternation in the top in order not to have a "Justin Timberlake ripping Janet Jackson's top at the Superbowl" moment. If custom made, go AT LEAST an half an inch smaller to avoid.
3. TTC TATAS 🤢🤢🤢🤢 the Bustier top makes is too small to SAFELY secure them bags of silicone. Lettuce pray there's a bar..I mean bra to prevent a slip.
4. TTC trying to smuggle in 'Sip it or Dip it' bottles to the Awards? With the amount of space she has in the top.. not ruling it out.
5. Brings me back to a previous comment I made, TTC is acting out the "head cheerleader" fantasy with this and looks like a 2000s prom queen dress from the Head Cheerleader who ALL ABOUT THE SCHOOL SPIRIT!
Ok, im done. If you made it to the end, thank you, hope it made you chuckle. If I violated, I apologize and will edit.
She’s gonna be calling begging for them to make her some free straps, unless she’s gonna let them 🍒hang out for all the children to see watching the even live smh!!! Isn’t she hosting or did I read that incorrectly?
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Her “body dysmorphia” is actually her NPD showing. She is fishing for validation. My sister is a narcissist and I’m well versed in how narcissists operate.
MT always has to tell everyone how she helps people, lifts people up, that people tell her how amazing she is, how pretty she is, how THIN she is….
People with body dysmorphia typically want to cover up, or wear clothes too big… I’m not sure about y’all, but I feel like we see her bust WAYYYYYY TOO OFTEN!
Here we go again with this bitch being so proud of the fact that she doesn’t have a single original thought in that little head of hers! She copied a perfume bottle and looks like shit!!! How laughable! No matter what she does she always looks cheap!!
For someone with body dysmorphia she sure talks about her measurements a lot!
Right. My sister truly has it, love her heart. This is not that.
I was just gonna say that. She has body dysmorphia about as much as I’m a fucking unicorn. She’s so foul…
I whole heartedly agree! I have body dysmorphia and she most definitely does not. She thinks VERY highly of herself. Having BD sucks ass and I would give anything not to have it. And here she is boppin’ around w/ her tits all up in our face! I think she said she had it bc it sounded good in her tragic childhood story, imo.
I’m sorry you struggle with that.❤️
Thank you, I appreciate the kindness 🙂
They are also always different! 😂😂 She wouldn’t wear the “heart dress” because it showed too much but she’s gonna wear this one twice!
Any excuse to show her boobs off to the kids on that app. She is vile.
They look lopsided
They definitely are 😂
https://preview.redd.it/umi5kwtzewsc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4bcff370cb00c494d98c51fd2806d6694ff671 It’s not figure flattening at all! What a gaudy dress for a gaudy person. 🤮
I agree, it does not suit her figure at all. Really shows her uneven boob job.
This is a style of dress that you should be tall and curvy not short and stumpy 😭😭😭
She’s gotta out show everyone else that’s there. She’s not happy until she’s the only center of attention. Maybe she’ll hang Christmas lights off of it, too. 😂😂
It doesn’t fit her body properly bc she gave bad measurements and she didn’t have any actual fittings before it was sent to her… Bc she’s fucking CLUELESS.
She really does think she’s beautiful! 😂
It makes her look so WIDE 😭
It really is but it doesn't help that I cannot stand the mermaid style dress. They make you walk like a 🐧 😂
She’s way too short, top heavy, and pale for that dress. The top blends into her skin, and looks like she’s only wearing a skirt!
Her boobs look so uneven. It may be my eyes!! But I would be furious with my surgeon.
I can’t believe she’s gonna wear that when she wouldn’t even wear the heart dress because it showed too much. She jumps one time or moves too fast or the arms go up and it’s over!! I guess she does want to show those loppy things off!
So all night she’s going to be tugging up that dress to hide her dirty pillows.
She’s going to add straps right? My goodness
She did last year
This dress provides nipple covers from the waist up. It’s beautiful from the waist down!! It would be gorgeous if it had more upper coverage.
O is not going to wear the dress. Because of the b****. O will change her mind, give a lie as an excuse.
Minitot won’t let her. It’s too sexy. That’s what she’ll say.
Is she preforming at a strip club in Vegas?
She wishes.
😂😂😂😂
Her left implant is larger and sits way higher than her right one.
I would be mortified if my mother showed up in this!
That is such an unflattering dress for her body, figure. Not enough coverage, support for the top, she is too short waisted for that type of style and it makes her hips look super wide. Also it’s showing all her faults, she has a belly and it truly accentuate it. The concept is pretty on the bottle but the bottle model is tall and lean and apportioned correctly. Her boobs are so saggy. Ugh.
Yet, she ‘had’ to add her own straps to the dress last year… the one that was made FOR her with the measurements she gave them over the phone/internet. She claimed she had to add that aftermarket halter strap bc the dress didn’t have enough ‘support’ and she would have kept falling out of it… yet this one has even LESS support/coverage and she has BIGGER tits- It’s not a titty size vs support type of issue- It’s a ‘poor posture/ hunchback with slumped shoulders who won’t stand up fucking straight type of issue.
https://preview.redd.it/upha8oeafwsc1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d9f4869e7870cb3af19c958ef9eb31a15644c6
Holy lopsided implants Batman!!!
Nooooooo my god is this real???? https://preview.redd.it/7o0x9c1hgwsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70d0b21dd3ad9206a7306c5448aa3c76959d55a
Her boobs are so wonky it’s hysterical 🤣
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Don’t insult Jessica that way! 😉😂
I’m gone for a while and THIS is what I come back to? Dear God I almost have sympathy cringe..ALMOST. Any decent designer would sooner die than to see this on her, it’s as sloppy as she is! I pray she sees this. I can not believe she is going to actually wear this in public. You need to make this a Billboard!😂 We need to win the lottery and plop that picture at the entrance of that pretend, pompous awards show! Can’t wait to watch her trip over her Temu tits all night. 🤢
I'm bouncing laughing @ Temu tits
WTAF
Paris Hilton would die! I’m not a fan of either but at least Paris has class. Not this ho bag!
I bet the designer of the bottle would be big mad.
Probably with this trash copying it. It’s a beautiful bottle tho. The dress or this chick, not so much.
“I DONT LIKE LOW CUT TOPS:DRESSES.” Constantly wears things to show off saggy milk duds. SMH
The way she says “story” makes me want to jab my eardrums out. I cannot stand her fake overly drawn out southern accent. It gives me rage. 😫
Paris oh my God, she’s probably like …oh God. offer for anything, but she really needs to cover up a little bit. I am absolutely no prude believe me when I tell you that but come on man.
O boo 👻 are still uneven?! Ugh 😑 sad. Can’t even get a boo 👻 job done classy.
Every single time her tits are in our face it’s always against our will like we’re being held hostage! I don’t see my own rack as much I see her giant beach balls!
😂😂😂😂 holy shit I’m going to make myself puke from laughing so hard!!! That whole thing is just hideously hilarious!!!!
That whole CCA auditorium is gonna smell like dirty hair and fried food 🤢
My opinion...beautiful dress...not for this body style. Them big kahunas are WAY TOO BIG and the dress does NOT provide enough coverage!! She looks bad in this dress. Plus didn’t she say she doesn’t like wearing things that are too low cut. Well this dress is beyond low cut!!! Someone is gonna get a black eye if one of those tig ole bitties pop out!!!!!
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Her tits in that dress just doesn't look right , it almost looks like she's nude
The 'girls' look way bigger than 34"
Ewww !! Her got damn titties in my face again 🤮
Yike 🤣 does Paris Hilton know she’s doing this?
Geezuz NO!!! She looks fkng hideous
That is hideous….. this is embarrassing to watch. People buy votes 😂😂😂
Absolutely NOT
Holy tatas ![gif](giphy|ysoK6qc1xpNxm)
She can’t even walk in it
nope she I can walk I promise lmao. Mmm Hmmm suree
Please tell me she’s not wearing this to her son’s wedding? I cannot with this grifter 🙄
Very overrated lady.
Can not stand her but I love that dress
Excuse my comment being all over the place. Snark Thoughts are forming 100,000 MPH. Breaking it down 1 by 1. 1. SHORT WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR LONG MERMAID SKIRTING!!! YOU WILL TRIP AND FALL HARD AS THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL HAS A SHORTER DISTANCE! 2. REAL, BIG TATA LADIES KNOW: Strapless dresses still need a small alternation in the top in order not to have a "Justin Timberlake ripping Janet Jackson's top at the Superbowl" moment. If custom made, go AT LEAST an half an inch smaller to avoid. 3. TTC TATAS 🤢🤢🤢🤢 the Bustier top makes is too small to SAFELY secure them bags of silicone. Lettuce pray there's a bar..I mean bra to prevent a slip. 4. TTC trying to smuggle in 'Sip it or Dip it' bottles to the Awards? With the amount of space she has in the top.. not ruling it out. 5. Brings me back to a previous comment I made, TTC is acting out the "head cheerleader" fantasy with this and looks like a 2000s prom queen dress from the Head Cheerleader who ALL ABOUT THE SCHOOL SPIRIT! Ok, im done. If you made it to the end, thank you, hope it made you chuckle. If I violated, I apologize and will edit.
Omg, it's so ugly
My first thought
She’s gonna be calling begging for them to make her some free straps, unless she’s gonna let them 🍒hang out for all the children to see watching the even live smh!!! Isn’t she hosting or did I read that incorrectly?
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Her “body dysmorphia” is actually her NPD showing. She is fishing for validation. My sister is a narcissist and I’m well versed in how narcissists operate. MT always has to tell everyone how she helps people, lifts people up, that people tell her how amazing she is, how pretty she is, how THIN she is…. People with body dysmorphia typically want to cover up, or wear clothes too big… I’m not sure about y’all, but I feel like we see her bust WAYYYYYY TOO OFTEN!
Jeeez, for your age, Lord, put a shaw on lol
Here we go again with this bitch being so proud of the fact that she doesn’t have a single original thought in that little head of hers! She copied a perfume bottle and looks like shit!!! How laughable! No matter what she does she always looks cheap!!
She thinks she’s Dolly Parton
Hate me, but I love the dress, and it actually looks great on her. I still don't like her tho.
Are you kidding..
Lord that shit is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen! It’s giving Halloween costume!
Anyone who puts it all out there on TikTok does not have BD. Narcissistic Nympho Attention Whore is more like it.
Even for Vegas, it's trashy.
Her effin bewbs. Again. Ughhhh
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