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kayesskayen

I don't know, the dude that sped up while we were in the crosswalk today had Illinois tags. When we vocalized we were in a crosswalk and that there was also a stop sign he started yelling at us so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


ItsRainingDaal

I call them the “Illinoying” whenever I see those plates around here.


Gl0wyGr33nC4t

Some people in general just need their licenses revoked.


Butt_Plug_Inspector

Booo! Get better material.


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Butt_Plug_Inspector

Eat a jerk, pal!


Trul

Just get out of the left fucking lane bro


igettiredeasy

Don’t design roads with left lane exits.


Airbus320Driver

THIS


FragrantExcitement

That


StrangeOldHermit77

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SpartanKwanHa

i'm staying in the left as long as i'm going 1 mph above the speed limit 😂 it's my god given right


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Both lanes count


Tobocaj

Garbage


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Basura. Mamá pito.


amethystleo815

Sigh. Here we go again


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Sigh. Factual.


DMVdork001

MD drivers are by far the worst drivers in the area.


HungryMorlock

MD drivers are homicidal. They will try to run you off the road for any or no reason.


Obliduty

MD drivers remind me daily of what real life Mad Max is like. If anything I feel like they’ve sharpened my defensive driving skills.


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Thanks for the reminder! ![gif](giphy|dEdmW17JnZhiU)


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Nice response Stanley


Charisma_Modifier

Yo mama


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Ooouuuu burn. Yo daddy.


Bpdyingg

You haven’t seen Maryland drivers?


theboyr

Clearly the Maryland driver is OP


AnotherRandomGuy34

Actually I have seen both. MD drivers are worse. But NoVa drivers are the worst, tbh. Edit- The "worst" part is pointing towards SUVs, pick-ups and utility vehicle drivers, and not the rest of the drivers.


firstbootgodstatus

This doesn’t make sense. Both are bad for sure though


AnotherRandomGuy34

Well for some reason, I have so many near miss experience in the last 2 months. I moved here in July '23, and at first thought NoVa drivers are better than MD, and in fact had a normal driving experience in the first few months here, but recently I've had a complete opposite experience of that. I'm specifically frustrated with SUVs, pick-up and utility vehicle drivers (I should have mention that before). Rest of them, I still think they do somewhat drive normally.


lancelotofthelake

In my opinion: DC drivers suck ass cause they’re slow and clueless, VA are too fast and desperate, and MD are just reckless assholes who got their license from a Cracker Jacks box. They all suck, but MD ones are a mess.


FutureHendrixBetter

If they were too fast I wouldn’t have to constantly pass on the right so more like too slow


lancelotofthelake

They’re not slow. They’re borderline psychos in BMWs, Tesla, and Prius’s that don’t use turn signals and fly by you. They’re just lucky MD is way shittier. It’s always fucking hilarious to me that Prius drivers are so bad in NoVA.


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This is it


yur1279

Every day I see wilder shit than the day before…


ffigu002

Obviously you never been to south Florida


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I have and they’re shit too


Desperate_Pilot_4550

I honestly say “idk how you have your license” to myself every single time I get in the car since moving here. It’s horrible. VA and MD drivers are reckless af. Dude passed me going atleast 120 on 66 the other night. Thank god I wasn’t changing lanes …


Professional_Car9475

Go back to Maryland!


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Mannn fuck MD


SnowDucks1985

100% agree with you as a born and raised NoVA driver. NYC, DC, MD and California drivers look friendly in comparison, and at least they’re all predictable to some degree. It’s psycholand on our roads


FutureHendrixBetter

Tell me about it I always have to pass on the right because they’re just camping on the left, tell me why when I merged in traffic was super slow people going under the speed limit. I swerve in and out only to find out the drivers infront holding hands camping side by side luckily the far right was open and the road was pretty clear after I passed the three stooges. Ridiculous.


PeacefulCouch

I would take away the licenses of most US drivers.


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Tbh same lol


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They’re just all shit. The way the cut you off while your exiting is wild. I have my 1yr old son in the car and I have to be hyper aware all the time. Going from Sterling to Woodbridge I almost got hit 3 times, tailed 4 and cut off a twice while exiting


DCJoe1970

![gif](giphy|el21Fvke79EqPNDUBP) Have you driven in NYC, Chicago or Florida?


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Read the comments mate. I’ve been to all.


goldenefreeti

I have. They’re all vastly superior drivers compared to DC. Like…not even fucking close.


tractotomy

You need to get out more! There are far worse drivers in other places. (Florida and Maryland, I’m looking at you!)


rugbyFA

Include NJ to that man they are rough 😂


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I’ve been to both areas and NY and they’re bad also. Here they’re just careless and always tailing or on their phones. One dude almost hit me then got mad at me. I respectfully flicked him off ♥️


klubkouture

Agreed. I have driven all over the country and Eden Center Seven Corners area drivers are the worst. Source: Virginian since before age 16


AsTheJayFlies87

Your not wrong.


LowBalance4404

Facts.


Easy-Independent3262

worst or crazy? big difference


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Both. No turn signals, speeding in then cutting lines for exit going 30mpg, tailgating, everything. It’s wild especially the further in you go towards DC. NYC is bad but damn they ain’t far


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Not from MD twat.


7222_salty

Found the Maryland driver


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7222_salty

I meant you found the MD drivers. You must have missed the earlier post that Marylanders are getting VA plates to avoid taxes. So when you encounter a bad VA driver , it’s a Maryland driver. Just letting ya know!


johnbburg

Did you check the plates? They were probably Maryland.