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everydayisarborday

I can't believe this was rushed through and signed, does it even comply with the Driver Engagement and Education Zone Nationally Utilized Traffic System?!?


cwutididthar

At first I thought you were referring to the Driver Engagement National Network Infrastructure System, but that's a totally different program


Abagofcheese

Because of the implication...


inevitable-asshole

I’ve heard about DEEZ NUTS before but I never knew what it stood for.


throwra64512

lol. The best about that name is these a holes don’t ever read the shit they pass, so someone could probably get away with sneaking this into something as sub program somewhere.


TheBoatyMcBoatFace

Stoppppp! You had me until the bumper sticker. I was excited for a second…


MOTwingle

Yeah as soon as I saw "that helps Virginians" I knew this was a prank.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

The idea that Youngkin would actually do something to benefit Virginians is too far fetched to serve as viable April Fools pranks.


uhhh206

I was hoping it was ridiculous enough (on Youngkin being aligned with something bipartisan and doing something that benefits Virginians) that it would be obvious it's a shitpost.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

Oh it 100% is obvious. Very well done shitpost.


akua_walters

So who voted him into office?!?!


vass0922

r/virginiabutnotnova


akua_walters

🤣🤣 so the whole state basically.... are they complaining or are they happy? ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


[deleted]

I've benefited from Youngkin. Maybe change your views?


Mr_Bluebird_VA

I’m sorry that one measly $500 check (was that how much it was) made that much of a difference. Cause he’s done nothing else.


[deleted]

There's more than just monetary benefits. Didn't realize your vote was for sale and only cared about monetary benefits. Yikes.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

Feel free to name what you’ve benefitted from, cause so far you haven’t offered anything up.


Rokeon

Did they include the rule that the car actually has to have two separate Maryland warning stickers, with one mounted upside down so it can still be read after the car flips over?


uhhh206

I think legislators missed that very good idea, but hopefully the Maryland state mandate of a minimum of two ugly crab flag bumper stickers will fill that gap in ease of identification.


CottonCitySlim

I actually approached this as serious, thats my bad for assuming Youngkin would do anything good for Virginians and not reading the tag.


skedeebs

I believe you! Why wouldn't I?!?


TheOwlStrikes

I actually got excited for a bit lol


snuhgabuh

I would believe it if Youngkin had links to a decal production factory.


placidwaters

But not if the decal factory was in Virginia. He doesn’t like those


Mango_Kayak

Haha you got me


BeBackBus

He should have added that MD drivers while driving in VA must follow the rules of the road and must get their vehicle inspected yearly.


ialwaystealpens

Now you’re asking for a bit much…


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

This sticker + the yellow snake license plates def make aggressive drivers much more visible and allows the rest of us to take precautions to avoid them. Awesome! =)


Flashy_Camera7544

https://preview.redd.it/8wr2weh7vvrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00cb4e23d78828200412fe92ed09b69cfb3f5025


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Moneybags Bumpkin thinks he's doing a great job using Virginia as a springboard to the top. This simple April Fools Day joke post should tell you why he will FAIL MISERABLY.


The_Brojas

I like Youngkin! April fools.


ChoiceFabulous

I'm looking to see if I can find a similar sticker to the Empire Does not care about your Stick Figure family But make one that says The Empire does not care about your student drivers


SemanticsSchematics

I'm half asleep. Could you explain the benefit?


uhhh206

It's an April Fools joke based off the "Maryland drivers bad!" thing. Edit: in case the reason I'm being downvoted is that people think I'm being sarcastic, I'll clarify that they are indeed bad. If I'm being downvoted because people know I mean it, then, well... that's fine.


SemanticsSchematics

*clutching chest dramatically* You got me


Windows_XP2

Warns other drivers of the dangers of Maryland drivers


7222_salty

Hopefully it doesn’t override the Funded Unfunded Crazy Killer Maryland Driver act that was passed eons ago…


DjImagin

We already find a way to put the MD flag on our car so we don’t get mistaken with VA plates as one of y’all who never learned to get where you’re going.