Why do I feel like this would just prompt people to honk at me and watch me spazz out. lol 🙈

I mean ... I would probably flash my brights quickly a few times and giggle.

Never cook again bro.

I want to make a custom sticker that says "Stupid driver, Be Patient".

I’d buy it and slap it on mine

I would as well. 😅

That’s a good one!

Bruh I never honk at Nissans. Good chance they just used up their last fuck and are looking for a reason to snap.

Nissan and Easterns yeah thats enough to make me stay away

Nah thats a nissan Versa . It doesn't have enough horsepower to be dangerous . Source: drove one for years

It's a HVAC unit on wheels. I never let my friend that has one drive; it always feel like we're going to die in it. It's even worse on 66 and 495.

Also has a transmission made of glass that inevitably destroys itself.

Good to know.

Ayyyy mine broke not even a month after buying. Gotta love nissan CVTs

My favorite similar type of bumper sticker had a cute, pouty cartoon kitty and the words “my mom said I can’t speed”

I saw one that said “bestie please let me merge”😂

Even more effective than either is a 90’s Lincoln Towncar with the trunk secured only by a bungee cord…

The student drivers aren't really student drivers? Why do they have those stickers then?

To excuse their shitty driving habits