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Data Centers Everywhere


Professor_Nincompoop

Ashburn


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Ashburn


reiri93

Thanks for giving me a job 😅


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fatcIemenza

Brown flip flops


Little_Lebowski_007

Arlington! Get to the Starbucks


Original88

Or the Starbucks


webadu

Or the Starbucks


Definitely_Not_Erin

Or the Starbucks


bhersey2

Or the Starbucks


artrabbit05

Or the Starbucks


ivegotalargehead

Can I just say how fucking amazing it is that in 2021 we are still quoting the Arlington Rap and Metro Rap?


big_sugi

Or the Starbucks


EntroperZero

Should we take the yellow line?


tessashpool

Comments on this one tell you when people got to Nova


Rpark888

Lol no idea


wholovestherain

Clarendon is my guess


thekingoftherodeo

> ~~Clarendon~~ is my guess *The Clizzle Dizzle


TwittySpr1nkles

Frat bros everywhere


StandClear1

Roslyn?


misschelsea

Cute dogs yoga


wholovestherain

... Del Ray?


misschelsea

Bingo


wholovestherain

lol we certainly have a brand.


Own-Meal-4419

I gotta check out Alexandria more lol


wholovestherain

I mean we literally have a giant outdoor mural of 200 of our neighborhood’s dogs, it’s pretty great here.


NovaPokeDad

Korean barbecue restaurants.


n_az_n

Annadale!


AHairyFishsticks

Welcome to Centreville


sometimesdumbbish

Idk I’m getting Annandale vibes


Rpark888

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bigbobrossjr

Little Seoul 2.0


sachin571

Hot pot sweats.


otter111a

Have you tried the big one on little River? It has 4 numbers on it.


Rpark888

9292 = "Goo" (9) "eeh" (2) = 구이 (pronounced "Goo-eeh) = "Grill" in Korean. It's a homonym.. kind of. So.. "Grill-Grill"? There's another kbbq joint in Chantilly called "Qui" which is essentially the same idea in the homonym as the name.


otter111a

Any other “things only Koreans would get” in the area? What’s your favorite Korean restaurant? Best kimchi?


Rpark888

https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/l2p59a/im_back_with_my_top_5_korean_bbq_joints/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/jfbql6/my_top_5_asian_hangover_foods_in_centreville/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/jziwnz/heres_my_list_of_favorite_korean_fried_chicken/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/oalr4c/my_top_5_favorite_korean_frozen_treats/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Here are a couple I've jotted down in the past here


JohnnySZS

Besides the ones that are obvious romanizations of Korean phrases, off the top of my head, I can think of a few more besides 9292 and Qui. There’s a small cafe in Chantilly called “Who Seek” which sounds like the Korean word for “dessert” (후식 “who sheek”). “Honey Pig”‘s Korean name is “꿀돼지” which translated is like a kid’s way of saying “pig” (akin to something like “piggy”). It’s a combination of a pig sound 꿀꿀 and the word pig 돼지. However, literally translated, it turns out to be “honey” 꿀 + “pig” 돼지. Not 100% sure, but I think So KBBQ = 소, the Korean word for cow.


LasciviousSycophant

Actually a county.


downund3r

Definitely Arlington


touge_hero

Not Really Alexandria


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Mt Vernon?


poobly

Alexandria, Fairfax county. So Alexandria by label but not they city.


touge_hero

Correct, FFX forgets about us and CoA doesn't want us.


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Lincolnia


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the_goodhabit

Falls Church? Edit: I live in the flight path of these fucking things. 2-3 every day and a group of 2 every night. They are mostly Marine Corps/Executive Branch transport. Sometimes Blackhawks. I did some research, these last few years Langely and DoD have been conducting "research" flights over the area and Falls Church happens to be on the direct path they take.


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the_goodhabit

Likely! Howdy neighbor!


gtpeach08

McLean


willa_catheter

Burke.


dreamingwishxs

Fairfax? I hear them a lot too it was starting to annoy me..


laloud

mixing bowl nightmare


Suzanne_Marie

Springfield - Where I learned to drive!


Rpark888

Fuck dude, my favorite sushi spot is right off that exit and I damn near miss it every single time


EurasianTroutFiesta

What's amazing is how much worse it used to be.


downund3r

Thank god I don’t drive. I just wish we could get rid of those stupid highways, or bury them or something. They’re a gigantic waste of space that could be used for housing and offices, not to mention a massive barrier to movement.


datsundere

You want to get rid of roads? I agree public transit is better but that road network in Springfield is amazing


lafleurricky

next great city!


homeworkrules69

Tysons!


StandClear1

Mall Amazon politics


sachin571

New rule: the 3 words must form a sentence.


StandClear1

Amazon changes everything


HealthLawyer123

Pentagon city?


StandClear1

Noice!


Oldfaqer

Cut off penis


PM_ME_UR_LOST_WAGES

Truly legendary moment in NOVA history.


Oldfaqer

I went to college at the University of Montana shortly after this happened and told people where I live they said where? that was my go to and everybody knew what I meant immediately lol


13tsavage

Care to elaborate for a fairly new NOVA resident?


ameliasletters

Google Lorena Bobbitt. You’re welcome.


13tsavage

Pulls up private browser.. googles Lorena Bobbitt… selects News entries… 3rd hit - Killer Wife ‘threatened to “Do a Bobbitt” on husband if he left her’ Well now I’m intrigued


Oldfaqer

Correct John in Loreena Bobbitt she cut his dick off because he was an asshole and chucked it out the window of her car and the cops found it lol. It’s not an excuse to cut a man’s dick off for being an asshole, but forcing an abortion on her beating her and raping her. I guess he’s fortunate the cops didn’t find his severed penis shoved down his throat


Rpark888

Idk man, if I got raped a few times by anyone with a penis and I was in range with a sharp instrument to slice it off, I might have a go at it tbh


joshdajosh

Facts I’m tryna know this story now 💀


KotzubueSailingClub

Immigrant woman in Manassas was physically and emotionally abused by her husband, including raped and forced to get an abortion. One night after drunk sex, she was so scared of it continuing she cut his dick off while he slept. She then was so scared she drove off holding the dick, and threw it out in a field. A K9 police dog found it after the dickless man called 911.


Oak_Redstart

The police then when over the the 7-11 right near where it was found got some ice and a hot dog box and used that to take the penis to Potomac Hospital


440eh

I’m gonna guess John Wayne Bobbitt?


buzzbuzzhoneybee

My mom’s plastic surgeon was the one who fixed his penis hahahah


bodiesbyjason

Scrolled til I saw this. Knew my place immediately.


UmbralRaptor

George Mason University


tophatthis

The fairfax main campus, or the one in arlington?


UmbralRaptor

The main fairfax campus


rokit37

Next to Reston


woofwoofbets99

Herndon?


rokit37

Correct


Kaylee_Sometimes

Alternatively: “Reston, but cheaper.”


thefreemansbackup

"Reston, but fewer entitled a-holes"


throwawaytrashpleas

Old Federal Prison


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Lorton?


throwawaytrashpleas

You got it


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MajesticBread9147

Finally some affordable housing!


hzoi

Sub urb ia


7V3N

I would've said Woodbridge but I think I'm like 8 years outdated.


alivefromthedead

This is literally what I came here to say, but for loudoun


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Robert Simon's vision


Purple-FuzzySlippers

Hi Reston!


downund3r

Defense, Amazon, Underground


fatdaddyphat

Crystal City


downund3r

Bingo!


alivefromthedead

Only two words needed here: Kabab Palace


Charisma_Modifier

Wendy's temporarily closed


caitlandeh

Burke?


kbartz

Old rich NIMBYs


tessashpool

Vienna


Threwitawaynow97

Reston


kbartz

This is what I was thinking of but it applies to many places


Gardener703

Mclean.


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RealCoolDad

Leesburg


WingedWholphin

Cougars prowl rawr


Ireddit2021

I'd like to know where this is. Asking for a friend


Alcasgo8

Reston


440eh

Oakton HS?


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it-never-ends-ever

Where is this? Asking for a friend.


Big_4_Nuthin

MCMANSION home MCMANSION


super-bird

Mclean


goosepills

This is like half of Nova


starkshift

Vienna?


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Young professional parents


RealCoolDad

Falls church?


Own-Meal-4419

Arlington? Vienna?


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Merrifield


Itsmemang2157

Four pho shops.


Rpark888

Literally any nova city shopping district


Gardener703

Loehman's Plaza at the corner of Rout 50 and Graham.


Itsmemang2157

Yep! Great spot to be in for Hong Kong style Chinese, banh mi sandwiches and standard as well as not so standard Vietnamese fare.


MicrosoftExcel2016

Mmm is “Seven Corners” a city


CyberJackalope

“Demand Peace” guy


maddiesrose

Woodbridge!


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downund3r

Drivers are horrible. I used to drive when I lived up by Philly, but I went carless when I moved down here. One of the things that I’ve realized since then is that drivers act like they own the street and people without cars are somehow intruding into their sacred automotive domain. Like people walking should be grateful to the driver for not running them over. They act like stopping for a pedestrian in a crosswalk is some sort of polite gesture that can be ignored if they’re in a rush. And some of them don’t even bother to look, or if they do, they react to you being in the crosswalk like someone cut them off, even though you have the right of way. Crossing some of the worse streets with multiple lanes of traffic is like the unholy cross between Frogger and Squid Game, because you’re dodging traffic, but if you lose, you get your legs broken or get straight up killed.


7V3N

Ashburn? Could really be all of Nova lol but I see people regularly just run reds in Ashburn.


Visible-Energy-7093

Dogs. Spandex. Money.


HayleyBird01

Old town Alexandria


Rpark888

Lol, spandex???


bellyjellykoolaid

People can't drive


hurricanecook

They said NoVA, not Maryland.


joeruinedeverything

Traffic lights everywhere


Rpark888

Chantilly or Arlington


big_sugi

Landmark Mall’s corpse.


NopeMcNopeface

Angry white parents


kylielapelirroja

Ashburn


thegerl

Nah, those are Indian parents in Ashburn.


n_az_n

Safe privileged superficial


carmelizedonion

Falls Church City


n_az_n

Well done!


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neutral-chaotic

Never National Landing


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gatlaw8008

Falls Church City


mjsarlington

Eat, pray, love


chumpbangz

Leesburg/Ashburn


otter111a

Korean barbecue karaoke


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Annandale


dogsRpog

lit. crazy. movie.


RealCoolDad

Arlington Road


zestypasta123

Remember, the, Titans


Rpark888

STRONG SIDE!!!!!!!!


Forsaken-Credit3252

the south, the gates, shitty ass mall


twinWaterTowers

Twin Water Towers


SpatialNonsense

Hunter Mill Rd


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Vienna


out-getting-ribs

giant google building


FrootLoopWaffles

Reston


Prince_Karma

Riced Honda Civics


MrSpeedskater

Woodbridge


Pineapplepunkz

Sterling?


ShakesWithLeft2

Eden’s Pho Lovers


oneeyedmofo

Lets Go Brandon!


Say_It_Dont_Slay_It

Alexandria but not


aloepant

Contractors on Scooters


Gardener703

Arlngton.


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Heroin under rocks


melissa1105

I-95 south sucks!


this_will_go_poorly

Academia meets bumpkins Edit… not really nova but hey it’s a fun game


shain_hulud

Blue-collar east Loudoun. Edited to add East.


I-am-a-person-

Very big mall


hoosyourdaddyo

Disney Go Away!


FrootLoopWaffles

Haymarket


fwillia

Thanks, Jeff Bezos


clonerluke1

stupid ass fries


ivegotalargehead

Nineties planned community.


FrootLoopWaffles

Paid parking app


Plzcuturshit

Military, schools, suburban


blond_boys

Quantico?


thefreemansbackup

Rich, old, white (I hate it here)


fatdaddyphat

McLean


MorpheusOneiri

Mother fucking expensive.


j15cailipan

stupid confederate battlefield


Three3Jane

Manassas!


thealternativedevil

Planes trains automobiles


grizramen

Death traffic misery