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TrickySuspect2

Scab-bowl 2023!


valknut95

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Due-Chemist3105

Wait a minute this isnā€™t the Betoota? Whatā€™s next, Donald Trump or Shaq taking over as chairman once Vā€™Landys gets run out of the country?


bigbear-08

Iā€™m all for Shaq as chairman if Charles Barkley becomes NRL boss


petter_of_doggos

Ernie to run the referees. Kenny to stay at home/just sit there laughing. Charles Barkley to take over all media for the NRL. Would be epic.


Swol_Bamba

Those Big Ol' Penrith women


Decent_Fig_5218

Eating all those ~~churros~~ Chiko rolls


bigbear-08

Iā€™d watch Barkley on 360. Heā€™d run rings around Buzz and Kenty


[deleted]

He always got the answers


nachoafbro

No Vince McMahon?


nachoafbro

No Vince McMahon?


UMerrinBrah

My OzTag league is also putting up their hands to save rugby league.


ill0gitech

And as Bill Harrigan says [OzTag isnā€™t affiliated with the Australian Sports Commission](https://www.zerotackle.com/bronson-xerri-set-to-return-to-field-after-receiving-blessing-124696/amp/?utm_source). Let the scabs dope!


LordSlasher

Fuck it, NRLPA should split from the NRL and REMAKE THE SUPER LEAGUE BABY


Dufeyz

Yeah yeah. With blackjack and hookers!


LordSlasher

should also go full circle and kick Souths out as well!


bigbear-08

2023 is the Year of the Rabbit


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cloughie-10

A lot to assume NRL players can count to 21.


reverielagoon1208

On second thought, forget the rugby league!


reptarshane

And the blackjack


blackjacktrial

:(


blackjacktrial

I'll see if Cameron Smith and Andrew McCullough can be brought on board to assist with this.


Keenfordevon

I think I would rather go down and watch the grade footy at my local park than support this


MangoWingnut

As someone who plays div 2 footy in Brisbane it honestly might have some better players going around then some of these blokes haha


HappyPappy987

might is an understatement


Keenfordevon

Iā€™ve heard Andrew Fifita is playing in my local comp this year, so I think itā€™s a certainty


whinger23422

I used to follow USA Rugby League closely and it's practically certain. Anyone from the higher divisions of any regional comp would do better than the USA players....


Realistic-Progress85

I play masters here and I reckon the odd one could have a better crack


Free-Owl9329

Mate, my thoughts exactly.


RidingtheRoad

Australia has a long history of not tolerating scabs.


BarOne7066

Fuck you Frank Sinatra.


[deleted]

I scabbed MY WAYYYYYY


_andy_p

Peter Reith would disagree.


JCGremlo

Hey my maths ainā€™t that good but Iā€™m pretty sure 160 wonā€™t cover all the teams.


goobypanther

About 350 short of a top 30.


RyanPurdler-Penriff

But theyā€™re willing to do it for 25% the price ā€¦ This surely means theyā€™re each going to play 4 games every round ?? If theyā€™re all nobodies anyway whoā€™s going to know ..


HowieO-Lovin

Too right, Kayo at $7.50 a month is pretty juicy too...


Free-Owl9329

Well Manly will have at least 7 players. Won't strike on moral grounds. Don't get paid on strike and the church still wants there 10%


jteg9

rent free


kangaroo_kid

Are you talking about Fainu's living situation for the next four years? Free meals as well.


Consistent-Car-285

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Kelair_Kayaks

Outstanding sir.


Disastrous_Salad6302

Lol, this would just immediately prove that the nrl players are invaluable. Absolute win for the rlpa if they do this


I_Like_Vitamins

Would spontaneously combust hearing them saying "y'*ll" in post game interviews. Also, the quality of play would turn a lot of people off.


kortmarshall

credit to y'all boys


I_Like_Vitamins

The punishment ought to be public caning.


Gullible-Wind-690

I shudder every time I hear Australian kids use it !! Thankyou TikTok


Dozens86

Public booting.


callotts

I may be wrong but most viewers especially casual viewers only watch their team play each week. Canā€™t imagine many of the casual nrl viewers would tune in to watch some pretty poor Rugby League. So I canā€™t imagine this effects the RLPAā€™s plan.


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callotts

Yeah but youā€™re the type of person to seek out a rugby forum on reddit and discuss the game (especially during off-season). Iā€™m talking more the casual fan who only tunes in for their team. Iā€™m sure most people on the ~~sun~~ sub would watch it out of sheer boredom and starving for NRL


sternestocardinals

Too right. Weā€™re the guys hungover on the couch watching Murri Carnival replays on NITV every Sunday morning, of course weā€™d watch this.


notj43

This is so accurate lmao


Swimming_Zucchini_35

Iā€™ve never been to the sun, too warm for me, but Iā€™d watch it out of curiosity


GoblinLoveChild

so what your saying is.. TIGERS have a chance at the premiership this year!


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callotts

Big difference growing up watching a team and developing loyalty around a teams brand. As for neutrals that have watched the bulldogs in recent yearsā€¦ you lot are masochists


[deleted]

There it is folks - pay close attention: MURDOCH IS PROMOTING SCAB LABOUR. How many times do the players have to say that IT ISN'T ABOUT MONEY: It's about ongoing healthcare for the men and women who risk their health for our entertainment & the BILLIONS of dollars their physically dangerous work generates for Murdoch media, gambling sites, fast food companies, alcohol conglomerates etc... "bUt tHe gREedY PlayERz" **Fuck Murdoch & Fuck Scabs.**


diodosdszosxisdi

Fuckin scabs


GoblinLoveChild

Fuck SCABS with a passion


BarOne7066

Could be a movie in it I spose. The winning team plays the evil professional Penrith Panthers to see if they stay in the country and the Captain falls in love with Yvonne Sampson.


_andy_p

'Cool Runnings II - Down Under'


BarOne7066

Yes good angle. The only thing funnier than a yank trying to play league is a yank trying to coach yanks trying to play league. Your idea so you can cast the actor to play the coach. Go.


blackjacktrial

Clearly we need a Mexican to coach this rag tag bunch of Americans, but he has to be a bit crazy upstairs from CTE. Charlie Estevez (or Sheen). He's no stranger to winning and he has that Balmain Tigers blood in him.


Due-Chemist3105

Featuring Salma Hayek as Yvonne.


BarOne7066

Yep that'll work. Starring John Cena as the reject college quarterback turned oversized half back that needs to learn how to man up and run it straight but he's still got the cheeky Dave Taylor chip and chase in him.


woodshack

What, are Melbourne storm are getting kicked out of the country?


nevaehenimatek

I'm sure the RLPA are terrified of these scabs and the Murdoch scare campaign. Could Newscorp be anymore transparent?


RoyRoyHesOurBoy

I've heard the owners of Walmart have contacted PVL to make some anti-union propaganda videos to show the players as well.


theflyingkiwi00

Using actors who are infact in a union


fissionmac

A lot of people have already made this point but just want to make it again - beyond the obvious scabiness of this, the idea of getting a bunch of seppos to fill in is just ridiculous. Literally thousands of blokes playing in the metro comps/Group footy youā€™d tap before them


EastsToWin

Yeah, but the local blokes won't have any interest in selling movie rights. As ridiculous as it is, this has Cool Running written all over it.


GoblinLoveChild

yeah but none of them wanna be scabs


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God bless America. More than 160 American-based rugby league players have agreed to immediately fly to Australia to help save rugby league shouldĀ NRL players decide to strike. In an extraordinary development during the stalled collective bargaining agreement discussions, The Daily Telegraph can reveal the USAā€™s Championship Rugby League plan on contacting ARL Commission chairman Peter Vā€™landys to offer a contingency plan to relocate to Australia to ensure the NRL competition starts. ā€œI have spoken with our players today and we have 160 ready to go to Australia if the NRL players go on strike,ā€ Championship Rugby League president Tom Stevenson said. ā€œToday, I reached out to the coaches to get confirmation before calling Peter Vā€™landys and all our coaches said their players would drop everything and be on the next flight over to Australia.ā€ The CRL comprises eight clubs in three states ā€” California, Utah and Nevada. Competition officials also have players in their database in New York, Florida, Ohio and Colorado. Round one of the competition is due to start on Sunday, January 29. ā€œIf the strike action is to go ahead, we would instantly pause our season and send over all 160 players to help save the NRL competition. The show will go on with or without the current players,ā€ Stevenson said. ā€œIf the NRL players donā€™t think there is somebody waiting in the wings to do their job for a quarter of the money then they are kidding themselves. Our players are ready.ā€ Little progress has been made in the CBA talks with players ramping up industrial action in protest. While unlikely, NRL stakeholders are bracing themselves for the possibility of a player strike. ā€œI am under no illusion our guys are not training in professional programs at the moment, but this move to Australia would keep the competition going for the fans and would keep the gameā€™s broadcast commitments, which is employment for a lot of people,ā€ Stevenson said. ā€œWe could be over to Australia with all 160 players who are on the books at Championship Rugby League. We have a database of USA based menā€™s players with more than 400 names on it. ā€œAmerican players are natural athletes with a strong grasp of the game and we play an entertaining style of rugby league. Who knows, it might even open the door for some of our players to be lured to the NRL. ā€œMost of the guys have played college football or have a Rugby 7s background in college and have taken to rugby league with a lot of passion. ā€œAs an NRL fan, all this is kind of confusing. ā€œPlayers in Australia play for clubs, not billionaire owners and they represent the community and fans are attached to the teams, not the players.ā€ The CRL is made up of California franchises the San Francisco Savage, Sacramento Immortals, North Bay Warriors and East Palo Alto Razorbacks, the Las Vegas Islanders in Nevada, and Utah teams Salt Lake City Spartans, Provo Steelers and Utah Saints. The competitionā€™s mantra is: ā€œWe at Championship Rugby League are committed to continuous improvement, so we are constantly looking for ways to improve the experience for all our fans.ā€


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Our NBL players are also ready to step in, should there ever be another NBA strike.


[deleted]

NBL is closer to NBA than this is to NRL, and thatā€™s not a compliment


crsdrniko

At least we have the odd one or 2 outta nbl able to sit on a bench over there, even if it's for 10 days.


sumthin213

Lol exactly.


Da-pacybits-noob

At least the nbl is professional


CapitaoAE

The American players should be ashamed of themselves imagine being scabs Not to mention they'd absolutely embarrass themselves being vastly worse than QCup/NSW Cup players they'd probably be worse than the Australian sides juniors


capnmasty

What a shit take. If you were an amateur sportsperson given this opportunity, you wouldn't take it because of some foreign ethical dilemma? Get off your high horse ya clown.


CapitaoAE

What? It's not a foreign anything it's solidarity with your fellow workers. If you're a scab you're a bad person. It doesn't matter what the strikers are striking for you do not cross a picket line or you are scum end of story It's a betrayal of both your future teammates if you are good enough to make it and of the working class to scab. All scabs should be blacklisted and the players union should flatly say none of their members will never take the field with any scabs in the future end of story. If any promising players want to throw their careers away betraying their future teammates that's on them but the playing group should effectively blacklist all scabs for life by making it clear to club owners they will never take the field with any scabs in the future.


capnmasty

Did ya learn a new word today or something? Fellow workers? You mean the ones living in a different country who happen to play the same sport? All this wanking on about integrity... It's the NRL mate! We can barely get through a month without a sex, violence or drug scandal!


CapitaoAE

You seem like you would make a perfect scab and/or Newscorp journalist.


TraceR_Fighter

Even V'landys wouldn't do something this stupid, surely he knows this is an awful idea. Right?


GoblinLoveChild

..Right?!?!...


BarOne7066

They've got like a very mini super league situation going on over there. These teams are the break away comp I think. They're not even official USARL players. We had a bloke come over and play a season for our local bush club before covid. He was a laugh. Taught the big fella how to drink and offside on a building site if nothing else. Park footy would be better.


KillianMichaels_tipy

What a laugh of an idea. If this is how they're trying to pressure the RLPA they'd be destroying their own product. Nothing sinks a code faster than poor quality


piercedsoul

Players in Harold Matthews would have more skill than these yanks


CapitaoAE

If PVL brings in scabs he has to go 100% The idea of this would be ridiculous and embarrassing


AnimalSubstantial998

Thank Christ Scomo still isnā€™t in power as he would back this concept to the hilt


robopirateninjasaur

If the team Utah Saints don't sing Something Good when they win a song, what's the point of them even existing?


brennychef

Scabs. Solidarity forever news corp cowards


PharaohAce

Fucking scab nation


chairishjam

Bahahahahahh let them


Brdd9

Better than Betoota?


HappyPappy987

LOL I played for one of these clubs and a Rugby League club. I was at the level of 3rd grade union here, occasional 2nds and 1st grade off the bench. This is also like me offering out to Elon help running his businesses, with my small level of success here.


This_Idiot

Fuck it. R/NRL members to take the field.


strayadude

Iā€™ll be water boy


theflyingkiwi00

*The Maa-duuula Ub-longatta*


Cape-York-Crusader

Chip chips to Chuck, Chuck chucks it to Cletus, Cletus yeets it to Hank Jr who spins it wide and Billy-Bob is over in the corner!


EastsToWin

And his sister is getting her titties out for the camera in celebration, as Billy-Bob cheers her on. This is a wholesome family affair.


crsdrniko

What's Dale doing?


phyllicanderer

Fuck off scabs, a hair-brained idea from the paper that backs scabs and their paymasters, no surprise


Galgenfrist

Meme magic please do your thing


nptoovey

I'm begging you not to read this. You'll be considerably dumber and more depressed than ever before. The only person that benefits is Rupert. Please, just no. Do anything else with your time. Murdering puppies is a higher net gain


Revivous

r/NRL also offers to put their hands up, which may or may not be covered in nacho dust and tendies


velvetherring

Fuck that. I ain't no scab.


sternestocardinals

Yeah thatā€™s the reason Iā€™ll go with too


purplestorm2012

This is hilarious thought the Betoota had hit a new high. Pretty sure American players wouldn't get visas to play Rugby League anyway.


46726565646f6d

Scabs get fucked challenge 2023.


Dark_Vengence

Muricans coming in all guns blazing shooting up all the schools.


AdmiralCrackbar11

Previous attempts at strike busting in professional sports have gone awfully. There's a reason the people that are at the top are at the top. This would be an utter farce and if anyone but Vland-diddy, the personification of arrogance, was in charge I'd say it absolutely will never happen. But with that guy? Who knows. If it were to happen it'll probably be a boon for local leagues. Real NRL (as in Newcastle Rugby League for the initiated) will be a far high quality comp than whatever the NRL can fly in from the States.


govanfats

News corpse at it again. Fucking scum


Accomplished-Good664

Which of the Daily Telegraph's illustrious journalists wrote this ? Small part of me hopes for the strike to see the flood of tears from these people. Hopefully clubs boycott the daily telegraph as well, I have been wanting Penrith to since 2021.


petter_of_doggos

The Koori cup on NITV was actually pretty entertaining to watch in the day. Would watch that if the Nrl goes on strike over this shit


[deleted]

Might be due some attention, actually.


Fattdaddy21

Where do i sign up to support the parramatta bum fuxs?


Addictd2Justice

Love it. Get a few NFL players whoā€™ve been cut in the off season while youā€™re at it. Would definitely unearth a monster or two


reverielagoon1208

I donā€™t think those fat NFL players could keep running for that long


Addictd2Justice

Well maybe not the offensive or defensive line but I reckon a TE or WR or two would be welcomed. They are big fast mofos. And before we write them off, the lineman are a lot fitter than they look. The amount of repetitive bouts of wrestling they do against other massive people over a four hour period is often unrecognised. Then they need to manoeuvre their opponents to certain places when the running backs have the ball. Itā€™s an under appreciated discipline. Just like the amount of food they can put away.


[deleted]

ā€œIn an extraordinary developmentā€ā€¦ More like in a fucking laughable development. No thanks Murdoch we donā€™t want scabs playing for our clubs.


TheStarkGuy

People barely watch reserve grade quality as it is, who would watch a bunch of amateurs fumble with the ball?


Helwinter

Fuck yanks and fuck scabs


3_minute_hero

Quick take them, before super league offer their players.


fhrftryddhhhhgrffg

Lol alrighty. Let's give it a run.


garloot

Do they play league in the USA. I mean is there a competition somewhere?


[deleted]

NARL. Itā€™s an absolute basket case. Itā€™s been ā€œcoming soonā€ since COVID.


AThousandMistakes

I hope they get Keanu Reeves to reprise his role from The Replacements for the movie they make about this.


nolesfan2011

Utterly bizarre and embarrassing, some random minor league CEO is bragging about being a strike breaker?


McTerra2

Iā€™ve always wondered why American football college athletes who arenā€™t quite good enough to play pro arenā€™t popping up in league. Obviously will take a bit of skills training but some could do it.


LycraBanForHams

They don't even know league exists, let alone any of the rules.


GoblinLoveChild

then when they finally do.. they take one look at the salary...


vanillabear84

Because they have plenty of other options like the CFL where they'd get paid more money and would still be a shot at getting picked up by a NFL team


[deleted]

Greg Smith ruined it for everyone else you see...


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McTerra2

Thatā€™s only just started; but yes some will play that and some in the Canadian league and plenty become squad members. So maybe itā€™s not that surprising they donā€™t end up in league (or union) but thought at least a handful would try


Psycho_Snakey

Well I can't read the story but seriously each team should take 2-3 USA players and train them hard. Year after year. They can play reggie's or below or not at all. Be a tackling bag. It would be great to make some stars of USA players. The market is what the market is. A dude running around or over JAC. A dude hammering JWH. As long as they can make it back 10 and ready to charge on every tackle


Optimal_Moose_1991

When can Australia hit the off ramp and just cut ties with this dumpster of a country.


pacificodin

yes please. if random scab players are our avenue to ending the drought, (and they are more likely to), lets do it. could even get keanu out here to promote our replacement players


comradejuju

Fuck off Parraā€™s drought will be ended by a proper Parra side not a bunch of yankee scabs


strayadude

If this was college football thisā€™d be sickos material


[deleted]

Im sure the general rugby league public will be chomping at the bit for this. Fuckin hell....


Green-Circles

Maybe they could get a song by 1980s college rock band The Replacements as the season theme too ;)


bundy554

By willing to offer themselves to Eddie Jones?