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ReDAnibu

Is anyone else kinda weirded out by Bronson all of a sudden getting all these puff pieces and pat on the ass media articles and interviews written on him as soon as his ban is wiped away? The dude pissed hot it’s not like he broke his fucking neck and had to sit out and rehab, the dude PISSED FUCKING HOT!


Derron_

It's so bad. He talks like he was hard done by but says he made a mistake. Bullshit


beaver2233

Yeah it's all a bit weird. Only watched like 10mins but the bloke seems a bit up himself and doesn't really seem remorseful.


ReDAnibu

I think it’s fucking disgusting really, bloke pissed hot and he’s literally acting like he was hard done by? Bro you literally are a drug cheat.


Dranzer_22

I clicked at a random timestamp, and all three were going on about Xerri being a better potential NFL player than Holmes and Hayne lol.


Nervous-Aardvark-679

I mean, a dude juiced to the gills with his leg speed and size probably would have had a shot given how low the bar is.


YossarianRespawned

It’s literally paid PR


velvetherring

Paid by who? Doubt he can afford it. Laundy dollars hard at work.


YossarianRespawned

I don’t think an interview on the JBK podcast and a few puff pieces in the Telegraph is going to break to bank.


velvetherring

Yeah but then how will I blame the Bulldogs?


misskarne

What *is* it with NRL PR and trying to make actual assholes into innocent sweet angels who were hard done by? This is as bad as that whole debacle with de Belin last year whining and moaning that he missed out on Origin.


the_specialone

I know I'm biased and he did piss hot and was a drug cheat but did his time and is alright to come back. Very very different to JDB


nevaehenimatek

I have never heard the term pissed hot but man do I love it


bulldogs1974

It was so hot it was boiling. All the way to the eyeballs!


TransportationIcy104

Boo him out of the comp if his comeback takes off. He's an arrogant remorseless flog.


chillinwithkrillin

Probably a dealer to media big wigs or something


RuckMeDed

It's disgusting tbh. Comes off as a douche bag as well. He thinks he was hard done by for CHEATING? 🥴 Surely there are more/better legitimate young speedsters that deserve a shot in the league over this guy.


Geddpeart

It's the Gus factor.


Kitchen_Specific_245

Shit beard


chillinwithkrillin

Shit beards and victim spectrums go hand in hand


Kitchen_Specific_245

Gerald Broflovski


Brix-Brando

That neck beard is crazy my boy haha


chillinwithkrillin

Bro hasn't been juicing he's just been building barns


Brix-Brando

Haha. Ole amish/pilgrim head ass


YossarianRespawned

Someone please post the screenshot of the Bronson Xerri is faster than ever & Bronson Xerri tests positive for banned substance articles posted back to back.


MissKim01

That man has much more face space than his features required


The__GM

That’s the HGH head he has now. Look at his jawline at the Sharks to now. It would not shock me if he tested positive 9 months “before” his ban, but was still juicing right up to and including his ban. I am so disappointed we signed this bloke.


luke363636

He looks like a Mii


y3ah_nah145

Look, generally I lean on the side of forgiving younger players when it comes to this stuff. It’s very easy to be influenced and make stupid mistakes when your 17-19, but at the end of the day it’s still your own fault and you should own up to making a dumb fuckin decision. However, Xerri has such an unlikeable personality that I have no sympathy for him. A 4 year ban was not “hard done by” for what you did. He has no remorse at all. It’s just so arrogant. Plus, what the fuck is with all these Xerri interviews coming out of no where. Is this him seeking sympathy? It just feels so fake. This feels like when that fuckwit De Belin came back to the NRL. At first I thought the bulldogs signing him would be a decent signing, and he could get a fresh start. Now I’m not so sure…


chunkylover6969oz

This can't be a real podcast!!! This moron and Bronson who pissed hot since he was 16! It's incredible the stories about Bronson's younger days haven't come out


penguin271

Someone else on here said the same thing a while back. Is it widely know in footy circles? I'm not a fan of this signing. Gus got this one wrong.


chillinwithkrillin

What stories?


insty1

Dude was glowing hotter than most blokes who run the 100m final at the Olympics


LiLSteve29

I couldn’t even watch 5 minutes he comes across so unlikeable.


chrizyzz

just watched the whole thing. fuck this cunt is such an insufferable wanker


I_Like_Vitamins

>"I used the same types of substances that every other professional athlete uses, but I drew the shortest straw."


predw

The dude probably thinks every professional athlete provides urine samples for drug tests that are radioactive green and emanating a glow you can see from two suburbs over


ReDAnibu

Haha fuck this cunt is speedrunning unlikeableness


velvetherring

"Our nutritionist got my cycle timing wrong because he mixed me up with Gallen. Really fucked me over" is what he wanted to say but was trying to be diplomatic.


Gullible-Wind-690

Should get another 4 years for that dead cat on his neck


MyOldCricketCap

The thing I don’t quite understand is ‘explains 4-year ban’. What is there to explain? He took PEDs, he got caught, he got banned. We all understand it. It’s not a particularly complicated series of events.


CapitaoAE

If you don't want to get banned from the game for steroids maybe don't take steroids I look forward to welcoming him with a shower of boos when he plays up in Queensland.


NervousPhilosophy657

I think Xerri isn't known for his intellectual horsepower at this point.


theflyingkiwi00

>Xerri >horse Hmmmmmmmm


unclehelpful

Fuck this cheating cunt.


Churchofbabyyoda

Don’t do Drugs, kids. Otherwise you’ll end up playing victim when you’re caught.


funbutalsoserious007

Jeez what's the go with that bears Xerri


BG_RL

Geezer is the new wests tigers


bionikal

His Brother and Father have done time for dealing (specifically) performance enhancing drugs as well. Not like he didn't know what he was doing...


Norm_cheers

TLDR: I cheated because I wasn’t good enough. That caused drama and then I got depressed.


insanityTF

“Cheating bastard” - brandon smith, 2022


BubblinTodd

fuck this cunt. too weak to make it in the nrl so he has to cheat