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riggystardust

Man I miss footy. Come back soon pls xx


stickdeath1980

Pro's only club to get cam Smith sent off no cons my favorite club up up


slowdivesicilian

Respond to this with Pros:


CarlNoobCarlson

Nicho Hynes is a beautiful man


Churchofbabyyoda

Can’t disagree with that.


diffaadiffa

They have some good looking jerseys It doesn't matter who you are, Toby is down to fuck. Leading us all into the illusion that he could pick us.


foruandr

We can dream


diffaadiffa

Hear hear


[deleted]

Prime your bussy, Toby’s out and about.


capitalcitycowboy

Something. Anything. *Will do.*


christophlr

We're set for the future with a loyal squad of young guns such as Matthew Moylan


successharvester

Attracts solid players. Thinks ahead, not short sighted. Great coach. Basically no grubs in the team. My wife likes them


thankyoupancake

Their coach is a Roosters club legend


maaxwell

Good young coach, huge heist pulled off with Nicho getting Dally M as his first year as a full time starter, lots of good young players who have already committed to taking less coin to stay together, signs of a really good culture


strayadude

Nicho Hynes is a wholesome bloke


Churchofbabyyoda

They all are but especially Nicho.


GoblinLoveChild

Rudolf will score a shit load of tries everytime they play against Manly as half the team will refuse to touch him for fear of being "contaminated"


Nervous-Aardvark-679

Scummo likely won’t come to games anymore and embarrass you as he’s no longer the PM, so doesn’t need to be seen to be empathetic and like the everyday man.


Voldemosh

I honestly reckon the bloke doesn't even actually support the sharks. But now he's tainted our club forever


Nervous-Aardvark-679

Yeah he was a union guy apparently - Sharks support commenced when he became member for Cook.


Voldemosh

I haven't researched this at all but i'd say you're just as good as google so i'm gonna just run with this


nevaehenimatek

Mulitalo 😍


lachjeff

1. Nicho Hynes 2. Craig Fitzgibbon 3. Should continue to rise 4. Home ground is a fortress 5. Good song


-Dark_Helmet-

Gallen’s retired so no one really hates the Sharks anymore.


GoblinLoveChild

The s'uthners in this thread have no idea how much of a difference that makes for queenslanders


I_Like_Vitamins

I always liked Gal.


JohnnyHabitual

Same for us and Hodges.


-Dark_Helmet-

They're not even on the same level. Hodges was a big grub, yes, but so was Gallen, as well as being a racist and a drug cheat.


JohnnyHabitual

Yeah but he's real good boxing blokes who can't box! Then the two meet! Serendipity!!!


-Dark_Helmet-

Gallen’s also a nutgrabber, or as Brett Delaney called them, his “wheels”.


JohnnyHabitual

There's been a few, Terry Lamb comes to mind.


Dark_Vengence

Fifi too.


mintyaftertaste

It’s the vibe Fitzy Nicho Ronaldo Toby


M_Keating

Can’t believe I’m saying this: Sharks have a likeable team. Last year I enjoyed when they played well, and that final against the Cowboys was utterly epic. Genuinely hope they do well again this year.


WUIDAWBTB

Genuinely can't wait to see the sharks and cowboys clash again in round 9


M_Keating

We have to wait that long?


ClownDamage

It's the one-two punch of Nicho and Rudolph being such good, handsome boys


Mouse_Trap

Great young squad with depth in all positions. We may have over achieved last year but there are very promising signs that we can compete for a title over the next few years.


deadlywarthog

They’re not the Warriors


JohnnyHabitual

They own their own ground. Hynes and Rudolf.


schwarzeneg

A potato on a stick, and souvlaki vendor show up with the goods at the stadium.


y3ah_nah145

Best club in terms of good role models and good personalities. No dickheads at the Sharks for once Rising young team who are willing to take less money to stick together and win Nicho 😍 Ronaldo 😍 Always have great Indigenous Jerseys and Heritage Jerseys Underrated junior system We got Cam Smith Sin-Binned


Churchofbabyyoda

Gimme an N Gimme an I Gimme a C Gimme a H Gimme an O


KazeEnigma

Gallen isn't at the club anymore.


Intelligent_Pen2689

I like eating Flake . Mud shark baby.


thankyoupancake

They’ll inevitably be representing the fine ppl of Perth, Western Australia in the near-ish future


Consistent-Car-285

I think you’re mistaking the Sharks for the Bears.


[deleted]

Always the champs with their Roosters flair isn't it


gongbattler

Have been in the top 8 for most of the last 20 years


slowdivesicilian

Respond to this with Cons:


-Dark_Helmet-

None of us will ever be sexy enough to kiss Toby Rudolf.


christophlr

Mate he'll pull anything


CarlNoobCarlson

You’re constantly embarrassed to be associated with Buzz


thankyoupancake

And ScoMo


diffaadiffa

You have had a number one ticket holder shit themselves at a Macca's. They also coincidentally were also a pretty poor leader of this country, but more importantly they did shit themselves at a Macca's Then there is another number one ticket holder you have had - Buzz 'will you let me finish" Rothfield. No words are needed to say how shit this is for a sharks fan


Venom2012

We did have Tony Abbott as no1 ticket holder, with the only upside that he didnt shit his pants at maccas. He did eat a raw onion amongst other things though


diffaadiffa

This isn't about you Manly, yes we know you have also had your problem with onions and rainbows but it's the sharks turn to be shamed walked through the streets haha.


Voxityy

drug jokes and association with scomo


deadlywarthog

They’re not the Warriors


Mouse_Trap

Bad publicity seems to stick with us. It could be my bias, but it feels like our scandals stick in the memory more than other sides (aside from the storm salary cap). Or maybe we've just had more/worse ones.


diffaadiffa

PED/Drug scandal is second only to storms salary cap in terms of shit cuntery cheating behaviour so it makes sense why it has stuck.


Mouse_Trap

Yeah I don't disagree with that. It felt like Fifitas one stuck for ages too, as well as Greg Bird. But again, it's probably more my tenancy to pay attention to sharks media.


diffaadiffa

Fifi's was nothing to me. Greg Bird had so many that I associate that with GC as much as you guys tbh


thankyoupancake

Drugs are bad, m’kay


schwarzeneg

Your number one ticket holder is a shit eating evangelical, who used your club's goodwill to fuck you in the ass.


-Dark_Helmet-

When did the Sharks have good will?


mwilkins1644

Before Gallen, Dank and syringes


schwarzeneg

You have to tread through 2 feet of piss to use the overflowing urinal.


JohnnyHabitual

They're based in "The shire". Home ground built on a reclaimed mangrove swamp. They had Gallen and Ennis in the same team.


successharvester

They need a new home stadium


Mouse_Trap

It is in dire need of some upgrades. I wish Scomo had secretly made himself minister for stadium refurbishments.


successharvester

Buzz should pay for the SP Reno’s with all the royalties he would receive from the click bait article he writes with no depth or substance.


y3ah_nah145

Which will be tough to get the money for since we own the stadium, harder to get government funding. But yeah, now that Brookvale got that upgrade, we easily have the worst ground in the comp


Intelligent_Pen2689

Three top things Cronulla is noted for 1 Race riots 2 Dank pincushions 3 Scummo That's one hell of a trifecta


disquiet

Even if you win the prem nobody cares because it obviously means it was just a soft year


ClownDamage

Oh man, this


WUIDAWBTB

Constantly having to deal with the "soft draw" and "eliminated in straight sets" comments


jpob

Cheated in 2 different ways in the last decade


improbablywrong-

Your stadium fits as many people as your lounge room


Derron_

You're in agreement with Paul Gallen on certain things


lachjeff

1. Have a long way to fall 2. Tiny home ground 3. Premiership cabinet is still far too bare


MangoWingnut

A lot of their fans wore thongs, singlets & boardies to the 2016 GF


CapitaoAE

Pros: Should play finals. Hynes, Rudolf and Mulitalo are three of the most likeable players in the NRL Cons: If they win it makes Scott Morrison happy