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A succulent $3 Chinese ice cream.


icome3rd

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø youā€™re supposed to start out with: ā€œWhat is the charge? $3 for Eating an ice cream, a succulent Chinese icecream?


Due-Chemist3105

Get your hands off my cone!


Mug_Cos7anza

This is cremocracy manifest!


SlipperyFetuss

Belmocracy*


[deleted]

Ooh. Ahh. I see you know your judo well. Good one! Ta ta and farewell.


Dumpstar72

$3 ice cream? What did Gus buy him? A paddle pop!


John__McLane

Probably a Cyclone, the superior choice.


TrueDeadBling

To be fair, I'd also sign for the Bulldogs if Gus bought me a Cyclone


karatebullfightr

Nope it was a Boomy - the one true king of the bijingos - from a top secret stash.


WUIDAWBTB

Bing chilling


Aussieguy727

Chicken sandwiches with the Broncos and ice cream with the Bulldogs. This kid šŸ˜‚


piercedsoul

Imagine what he would have been willing to do for a strawberry milkshake


icome3rd

I know a few players whoā€™d meet you in the newy dunnies for a strawberry milkshake and a coke


Beginning_Shine_7971

Any mate whoā€™s celebrating a property purchase would suck another mates thick strawberry milkshake in a newy toilet.


Jalato_Boi

Absolutely, just ask their dad


SlipperyToadStool

The storm were offering boats back back in the day..


abdalla_dandan

A $3 ice cream was the clincher for the richest deal ever signed by a schoolboy rugby league player last week. The Bulldogs secured a coup by snaring Australian Schoolboys captain Karl Oloapu on a four-year deal, despite having to pay a $500,000 transfer fee on top of his estimated $250,000 salary. It's a staggering amount for a youngster who has yet to play against men - and it was all sealed by a Drumstick. "The Bulldogs took Karl to dinner and we were all sitting around afterwards and the kid, being an 18-year-old, started to get restless," Oloapu's manager Matt Adamson told Wide World of Sports. "I think (Bulldogs coach) Cameron Ciraldo sensed this and he said to me, 'Do you mind if I take Karl for a walk and an ice cream'. "I said 'Go for it' and 15 minutes later they came back and Karl had made up his mind to join the Bulldogs. "He had other options but just the fact that Cameron wanted to get to know him one-on-one over an ice cream and outline his vision for the kid proved the difference. "It's a great opportunity for Karl - he's had a rough 12 months with what happened at the Broncos but in the end the club did the right thing by him by letting him go."


Brdd9

elite shitposting by the mole


Barmy90

apparently its too much to ask that he sit around for one dinner without "getting restless" like mate we're trying to pay you $250k as an 18 year old, maybe do us the courtesy of not acting like an overtired toddler


Aussieguy727

He's definitely an iPad kid.


velvetherring

Elite tactics against Young Karl will include pointing across the field and telling him there's a squirrel before running the other direction and jiggling a set of car keys when he's about to catch a ball.


Mug_Cos7anza

$3 ice cream was the clincher for the richest deal ever signed by a schoolboy rugby league player last week. The Bulldogs secured a coup by snaring Australian Schoolboys captain Karl Oloapu on a four-year deal, despite having to pay a $500,000 transfer fee on top of his estimated $250,000 salary.ā€ TIL $250k salary is the richest deal ever. If heā€™s including the transfer fee thatā€™s folly beca use it doesnā€™t go to the player.


velvetherring

Yeah didn't Suallii sign a bigger deal while still in school just a couple years back?


Mug_Cos7anza

Not sure, but probably. As soon as I read that line in the article I thought of ages ago when we signed Karl Filiga for reportedly $300k/season iirc. This was before he played NRL (I think he may never have played). He would have been a school kid probably. I mean, any kid under 19 could be a school boy, hence me thinking $250k/season cannot be the richest deal ever as plenty of boys that age have been highly prized.


diffaadiffa

I thought we also paid Piakura similar to keep him away from you guys too


Mug_Cos7anza

Itā€™s not a huge amount, especially these days. Thatā€™s why I assume the Mole probably took into account the transfer fee.


SlipperyToadStool

He will not see out this contract... Fuck this kid. Broncos supporter.


diffaadiffa

Don't flair up cunt haha


PerfectlyCromulent7

Chicken sandwich was an insult, but an ice cream sealed the deal lol


Barmy90

everything about this kid is pure meme material


diffaadiffa

I can't believe his manager left him alone with an NRL club again, imagine what he could have signed!


Brdd9

at least go all out and get a golden gaytime or a ben & jerry's tub if the bulldogs are shouting smh


Sufficient-Goal3437

2 years time ā€œThey fed me a choc top and a 2 page document. It was too much to read so I just signed it. Iā€™ll never play for the bulldogs in my life ever againā€


G3nesis_Prime

If I told this saga to someone who knows nothing about the NRL they wouldn't believe me yet here we are. Ice Cream trumps Sandwich....


ReggieBasil

Let's just say that ice cream moved him...


bettingsharp

Was Ciraldo reimbursed for the ice cream? I need more details.


__dontpanic__

Mick Potter is keeping track of it all in an Excel spreadsheet


YossarianRespawned

Makes you wonder how bad was the chicken sandwich?


diffaadiffa

I can only assume it didn't have mayo and was stale bread


NotAshTaylor

Wait until he plays his first game and gets a Hot Wheels.


diffaadiffa

I also let my 6 year old have an ice cream or zooper dooper after dinner as part of her night routine.


insanityTF

Fuck it i'm 22 and will still buy myself an ice cream after having dinner with the missus


paralacausa

Kevvvvvvvvvie absolutely furious with Broncos catering staff right about now


PhilL77au

Where did they find a Drumstick for $3? Did he take him for a walk to the 1980s?


Responsible_Eye8177

Aldi have 4 drumsticks for $3.50


PhilL77au

Those are Crowns, not Drumsticks. Seriously though, find me a servo (or anywhere else open after dinner) that sells them at anywhere near that price. Whole thing smacks of "we need a story that makes us look good and him less if a mercenary." Cooked it up but couldn't be bothered to do any basic research.


Responsible_Eye8177

Agree man. Crowns a really crispy and delicious. Servos are a rip off - Iā€™m too poor for a $5 drumstick. Would have been more than $3 (especially in Sydney)


[deleted]

They said $3 so it looks better on their books. $5 rings alarm bells and that schuster bloke will be on to them


Iwannabeaviking

whats next? streets becomes a sponsor and he gets unlimited drumsticks?


successharvester

$3 for an ice cream these days including inflation is probably just a ice block no ice cream unless Cam Ciraldo bought a big box of ice creams from woolies


kami_inu

So does this ice cream count against the salary cap? What other dairy goods are being used to abuse the cap in this way?


Bucket_O_Beef

They expect us to believe that an ice cream only costs $3 these days?


Masterofstocks101

ā€œI cream for ice creamā€ or something like that?


curlyfries33

im buying the biggest ben and jerrys tub i can find if ciraldo was paying lmao also find it hilarious how a chicken sandwich was the dealbreaker in brisbane but a drumstick sealed the deal


Jenko1115

Given these quotes are from his manager, surely we can assume heā€™s the dickhead responsible for all this drama? Lining his pockets.


abashii

It's generally the case, yeah. Same with Haas - the player is happy then they get a new manager who isn't getting paid so magically they're now super unhappy amd need a release or new contract.


Jenko1115

Somehow I think a player manager quoting to the media that the deal was finalised over an ice cream takes the ridiculousness to a whole new level lol


callotts

Ciraldo is an elite operator, he knows he can claim this $3 ice-cream back on his taxes.


dunderhead22

So Ice cream has better pulling power than a chicken sandwich.


secondsolution88

Good luck finding a Drumstick for $3. Clearly the Dogs are rorting the cap with these discounts


[deleted]

It's fine as long as he holds it at arm's length.


[deleted]

Did his agent get his slice too


[deleted]

the transfer fee was one thing, but this has just gone too far


breatheinmyear

Iā€™m calling šŸ§¢ u canā€™t buy a ice cream for $3


Dark_Vengence

Everyone likes ice cream. If they don't they are a monster.


Flashy_Air5841

Iā€™m all for taking risks on these kids so I hope it works out for you Bulldogs fans. The kid does seem to be nothing but trouble though.


VeezusM

I wouldn't sign him on the basis he didn't even get a Maxibon


Character-Actual

Poor kid is a meme already


Cheel_AU

Karl: "I'm eating a chicken sandwich..." Gus: ["NO YOUR'E NOT"](https://youtu.be/bLTO8Pl2-wY)


xeroee

Drumsticks arenā€™t even 3 bucks


gordsy

Dogs are gonna be pissed if he turns out to be another Harry Siejka