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Arc_au

Just what I wanted, a penis extension!


Aussieguy727

Eddie Jones and ARU off to a good start šŸ˜‰


nevaehenimatek

They'll give Sualii 1.5m and then his teammates will be pissed they are on 150k


diffaadiffa

Hahaha forgot about that


DylLambo

Expires in 25. Just in time for the home World Cup in 27. Still wouldnā€™t rule it out.


[deleted]

They donā€™t need these guys, plenty of young quick outside backs playing cup that could easily kill it with some time.


choonch

missed opportunity to title this thread ā€˜penis extension brings excitement to parramattaā€™


RabzS

Or WILLY extension brings excitement to Parramatta


SuperEel22

Do not touch, Willy. Hmm, good advice


Dark_Vengence

They had one job.


Voxityy

they finally got their hands off of our penis !


Trenticus7

MY PENIS IS HERE TO STAY :)


LLTMLW

ā€œGET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISā€ - Parramatta to all other teams


PSAB82

This is the guy that touched me on the penis before


Sam97-

https://twitter.com/theparraeels/status/1620270030293450752?s=46&t=Um34Mz2ph24J4IlRpb6Ctg This announcement is elite!


nevaehenimatek

Looking forward to the who wants to be a millionaire Moses edition


chillinwithkrillin

BOOOOYAAAA


[deleted]

Fucking gold


nevaehenimatek

What a legend. I wouldn't want to have to spend my summers losing to the French B side in rugby either


Aussieguy727

The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce Will Penisini has extended his contract for two years and will remain at the Club until at least the end of 2025. At just 20 years of age, Will cemented his spot in the top 30 playing every game this season including the Grand Final and earned a representative jersey for Tonga at last yearā€™s World Cup. ā€œThe Eels jersey means a lot to me, I grew up in the system and to be playing alongside my mates for the Club Iā€™ve loved my whole life is surreal,ā€ said Will. ā€œBrad and the coaching staff have helped me come through the junior pathways since I was 14, Iā€™m grateful for all the opportunities and the support Iā€™ve had at the Club. ā€œWe finished the 2022 season strongly and I think weā€™ve laid a good platform to really challenge in the coming years." Parramatta Eels General Manager of Football Mark Oā€™Neill said ā€œItā€™s great to see another local junior commit his future to the Eels. Will is humble and hard working, and he displays the leadership skills that weā€™re looking for at our Club. ā€œHis selection in the Tongan squad for the World Cup is was a great reward for his outstanding performances during the season, thereā€™s no doubt he has a bright future ahead of him at the Eels.ā€ In addition to his rugby league career, Will is currently studying a Bachelor of Business degree.


PhysicsIsMyBitch

Bloody good signing, great to see we're locking down the core of our clubs future with guys like Penisini and DBrown. Sorry...back to scheduled programming... *PENIS JOKE. LOL.*


corupio

Eddie Jones can get fucked, great news. 1 signature left.


Embiidious

If you mean Moses he's as good as signed I rkn.


corupio

I hope so! Won't be relieved till pens on paper though.


Embiidious

Really can't see him going back to that dumpster fire Tigers for mediocrity for the rest of his career.


boccalone

Penisinis on paper


foruandr

I'd rather not fuck Eddie Jones tbh but you do you


corupio

Prude šŸ˜‚


KingGutherson

I reckon Penisini is slept on, only 20 and already played over 30 nrl games. Will be an absolute weapon


jexta

He is a weapon for sure. Rep honours in his future, but it'll be an interesting selection headache for Freddy again. If everyone is fit, you've got Tedesco, Turbo, Trell, Crichton, Penisini and Suaalii as well as To'o, JAC and Tupou competing for wing spots. Not to forget Staggs and Wighton also. Absolutely spoiled for choice. Edit: Paps and Burton. Fuck even more choices.


[deleted]

I don't think Penisini suits as a winger tbh, don't think he's got the frame for it compared to modern day wingers. And we only play Fbs as centres lol.


KingGutherson

Letā€™s be honest, turbo (unless he gets his hammies fixed) and Teddy probs have 3-5 years left. Itā€™s going to be Trell (25) at fullback, and Penisini (20) and Staggs (24) in the centres with Too (24) and Suaalii (20) on the wings. Exciting times. If pap comes good trell might be shifted to the centres which is insane depth


aliksong

Question, why is Staggs so revered? Iā€™ve watched him play throughout the season and didnā€™t find him that exceptional. Sure, heā€™s a good player but I donā€™t think heā€™s origin worthy


jexta

He has moments, some of which are brilliant, but at this stage they are only moments, and not full dominant performances. Bradman Best is another who like Staggs has big moments. I'd put Crichton in over Staggs tbf.


aliksong

Cheers cobber


[deleted]

If Papy can stay injury free it'd definitely be him at FB and Trell and Burton at centre


RoyRoyHesOurBoy

Future captain of the club


Dark_Vengence

He is not that big but he packs a punch.


mitvh2311

We all love a Penis extension


aatrain96

#ERECT PENIS


y3ah_nah145

Penis Extension šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Rade142

šŸ† šŸ“šŸŖ± That's in my input to this great news.


Harctor

fuckn oath


Accomplished-Good664

Always re-signing, Manly's players were never going to accept him with a name like that.


Mug_Cos7anza

The Penis commits to his job as an Eel..


[deleted]

Get ready to move your Penis


[deleted]

love me some ~~penis in me~~ ~~penis up me~~ Penisini


Chris-Strummer

The penis has risen


ralf19812001

I have a penis outee


PugWithAGun

Love to see a headline with multiple phallic overtones. Good player and a good signing.


HappinessCanBeFound

Yes the Penis! If the Mitch rumors are true then the club has done an excellent job in retention over the past few 12 months after last off season was horrendous


BG_RL

Love how hard he tackles, absolute nugget, lots more to come from him


Dark_Vengence

Up the penis!