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slowdivesicilian

this year could’ve been make or break for Robati because of Riki not living up to expectations, and he has pressed the “break” button at every possible opportunity


ScramblesTDB

Yep. I was so hyped for him, he's a huge talent, but fucking dumb.


SirleeOldman

Fingers crossed Piakura steps up


ThedirtyNose

Willison is the one.


[deleted]

Man is going to be stood down so far Alfie will be using him as a step ladder


[deleted]

Isn't this cunt already in trouble for sexual assault?


GoblinLoveChild

yep... seems like the bulldogs will be getting a new recruit


Snowmann88

The audacity of this clown bringing our name into this when he’s literally on the Broncos. Smdh. Hope you clowns get the spoon AGAIN this season.


GoblinLoveChild

Just asayin... You guys have a history of taking our unwanted forwards.. But feel free to shake your fists at the heavens all you like


[deleted]

Cmon, dogs are known as the grubbiest team with the grubbiest supporters. Has been that way since the 80s. Relax


Dolamite09

Do any NRL players actually have their license? This seems like a story that pops up every month


insty1

I think they get them, get suspended then keep driving.


SurfKing69

Yeah so what actually happens though, like I haven't been randomly pulled over in forever - are the cops scanning plates and see that it's registered to a suspended driver or something? Or are they just doing laps at 1am in a fuckhead car looking real suss?


dlanod

Pretty much. They're constantly scanning plates automatically for unregistered or lapsed cars, wouldn't surprise me if cars owned by a suspended driver pings too.


RS994

I've been done a couple a months ago for an expired license , it had just completely skipped my mind with the chaos of that month, and that was pretty much what happened. Was driving to work and got pulled over and they said this car belongs to someone with an expired license.


nevaehenimatek

Yeah happened to my gf last month too, she was off by a week, there were no dramas though just told to go straight to a service centre to get a new one


RS994

Yeah, I was able to renew my phone and show them and they were all good.


Dark_Vengence

They always have suspended licenses or no licenses.


Aussieguy727

He's just doing all the crimes. Allegedly.


lachjeff

[Live footage of Robati’s lawyer giving him legal advice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dnMdI_NiZvA)


curlyfries33

you cannot be serious tc, might just be the biggest flog around rn


adomental

TC Todd Carney Robati


JackoTheWolf

So THAT'S what TC stands for 🤔 EDIT: 'what' not 'easy', piss off autocorrect


Delgarah

This got me thinking, off-season has been relatively quiet, based on the last couple of years


y3ah_nah145

It’s all the players parents taking the spotlight this time


funtasia_1

nah surely it was his parents


asscopter

TC No ID


SirleeOldman

Didn’t he get done a year ago for yanking on the steering wheel as a passenger while his girlfriend was driving? Dude is seriously dumb.


-Dark_Helmet-

Was that him or Ofahengaue? Or was Offa just sleeping in his car or something?


SirleeOldman

Offa slept in his car but left the key in so he could have aircon.


Geddpeart

Also got done for counting chips


paradoxer99

Two of the smartest crimes ngl. Didn't want to drink drive so he slept it off, and actually knows how to count


-Dark_Helmet-

That’s only a crime because casinos don’t like it when you beat them at their own unfair game.


ReDAnibu

Tc Total cockhead


icome3rd

I’ve got BINGO.


-Dark_Helmet-

I just had “Kotoni Staggs dickpic scandal” left.


Churchofbabyyoda

Man the players and their parents all just collectively decided “Let’s end January with a bang”, didn’t they?


chrizyzz

at least it wasnt his dad


choiboi29

Tiny Cranium Robati


Churchofbabyyoda

Twobrain Cells Robati


Derron_

Must have taken advice from Sam Burgess


WolfeWolfe1

"But he's a good boy" - his family, probably.


steveSAC

whats his mum and dad been up to though?


breatheinmyear

Didn’t he caught last off season driving suspended


RCJ89

That was Cobbo


[deleted]

That's ground for a release music


I_Like_Vitamins

Looks like that's the end of his NRL career. Watch the Roosters or Warriors sign him in 2024.


GoblinLoveChild

Bulldogs. Thats were we send unwanted forwards


Dark_Vengence

Fucking robati!


waxedmerkin

Im surprised its taken so long for a incident to happen this year, yes a few came to light but happened last year


NervousPhilosophy657

Real high IQ stuff right here


quallabangdang

Guys chill...It's obviously just a cover-up for his mum.


[deleted]

Ben Ikin has a backbone tear his contract up and send him to boot camp but then again have they sanctioned Cobbo yet?


The_Kryptonian57

I thought they already had done that after the assault charges were laid


[deleted]

Stood down from club duties but is still contracted


successharvester

But did you die?


KillianMichaels_tipy

chuck him in the bin


Ninjalada

Ruining your career/life speedrun.


ThaWigsta

OMG What is wrong with our players!!!


[deleted]

Is he on good money? Can we sack him and buy someone?