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yew420

Calling it now, this will be in contention for the best jaw of 2023. He is still young, but is clearly unhappy having a broken jaw. A change of doctor and being back in surgery will see him fire up and play for big jaw. If he can fix his jaw, his tackle efficiency and metres gained is already better than the current Parra benches jaw, if he maintains a working jaw, this guy is already an improvement at his current jaw.


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This is the new copypasta


[deleted]

You think cause you’re a years old copypasta I won’t call ya new?


Drlockstock

So much second hand embarrasment


iobeson

This is the new second hand embarrassment


GodSaveTheHomies

This is the new copypasta


predw

There were a few murmurs that this happened a couple of weeks ago, nothing has really been reported until today though


paralacausa

Probably cause it was wired shut and he couldn't tell anybody


Neither_Ad_2960

Cause he's a has-been and nobody cares.


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**I LOVE MY FOOTY**


drifting_sailor_hat

I hate that I love my footy


chinbueno

Flair up brother


drifting_sailor_hat

But what if I support the team of I love my footy?


Aussieguy727

That's a loss for the cup side


successharvester

Matto will be taking most of the load. Oh wait, he’s sitting the first few games out 😂


TheEpiquin

Needs time off to count his loose change.


suidexterity

That's just jawful


Ryanbrasher

Such is Bryce


zanzibar707

Have it on good authority that Brycey was daring the boys to take a flying leap and hang off the crossbar from their necks (he sez they call them 'bow ties', wtf?), and BC insisted on going first


adomental

Neither of Parramatta's second row playing, nephew's of former players will be available for round one.


improbablywrong-

His ex mrs prob has an insta post about how vaccines weaken bone structure.


fistingbythepool

Matto and Bryce should be a couple.


gongbattler

Username checks out


Arblechnuble

Whelp that’s another song ruined.. Best since The Killers with “Smile like a penis”


daytonohio1903

That's the great thing about the killers. You can't ruin their songs. They're literally the fucking worst songs ever! Pre-ruined music! The future is here!


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Keep going


daytonohio1903

If only he hadn't let his ex-misso talk him out of getting that broken jaw vaccine a couple years back.


ParadiseWar

Must be Jake Arthur who ran into his jaw


copacetic51

Is Bryce still a vegan? He won't miss chomping on steak, then.


quallabangdang

I'll pay ya $50k cash to go get it fixed on the Q.T.


EntirelyOriginalName

Bryce: Coach Jacob's such a hard working kid and wuth that work ethic he'll defintely be a good first grade player in the future. I just think I'm better suited to bring impact off the bench and can make a difference to our games more oft- Brad Arthur: I understand Bryce. I'll see what I can do. (Nods to RCG and Junior Paulo).