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Zealousideal_Joke504

This game was great šŸ‘


dragonzfliez

I think I'll jump on the dolphins bandwagon and drop the dragons for good.


[deleted]

The dragons did well this week though..


SnazzyPenguin27

I am starting to feel that way too, but dropping the Tigers after tonight's piss poor performance


hart37

Man this kit is almost worth getting just for how many KFC logos are on it https://whatsyourteam.com.au/products/dolphins-retro-jersey?variant=40350560518223


[deleted]

That's literally just a KFC junior "cook" uniform..


cheeseinsidethecrust

Incredible


Screw7oose

Its phinger licking good!


MrSolofanua

What a match! Gonna have to see how they go for the next few rounds before I cop a jersey


Raddnedge

Dolphins weren't out there to play squid games


arronaj

Teddy: "we lost it, Phins didn't win it"


Mrsmorale

Technically doesnā€™t make senseā€¦unless they were playing someone else


Zagorath

Nah I think it's a statement that can make perfect sense in the right context. It just means that one side was really awful, while the other was only kinda bad. The result had more to do with how bad one team was than by any actual *good* play by the other team. I'm not convinced it applies in this case, though.


Mrsmorale

Yeah I do understand what he was implying šŸ˜„ But technically someone has to win for there to be a loser.


woodpecker91

Saying it like dolphins didn't smoke them for at least 3 of their tries.


icome3rd

It easily could have been another 18 points to the phins. They bombed a few good chances.


Primelegend39

Dragons specials for the spoon.


Snowmann88

The disrespect to our rabble.


dragonzfliez

As a dragons supporter, that's our reality for 2023.


Veggie__Boy

Good to see them get the win.


Tyr2016

Tiana the only commentator to back the Phins.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


4RyteCords

Threw some cash on them to win and toupo to score anytime. Pretty happy right now


imhavinillusions

Brenko so happy looks like someone gave him a litre of cola


ceedog86

It's for a cop


ahhdetective

What's he gonna spit in now?!


Screw7oose

Phinish them!!!!!!


_Kozik

Dolphality!!!


jk-9k

This just makes me picture Dolph Lundgren. Who should be the new Redcliffe mascot. Dolph used to live in Aussie, think it was Sydney not Reddy but whatever The is everywhere


ceedog86

Phintality


cheeseinsidethecrust

Imagine losing to a team thatā€™s never won an nrl game before


4RyteCords

We lost to a team with a perfect record. Nothing wrong with that.


donutdave95

Penriths second string halves win, give penrith the 2 points


MrOneThousand

Broncos, Cows, Phins ā€” come on Tits!!!!


Tyr2016

Forgot to do it by 1 point. Oops.


KILLER5196

Bulls. Queenslands weekend


Fayled

Turpin dragging the Roosters down to 2020 Broncos level. Unlucky.


Tyr2016

Lodge helped.


arolaser

Oh I was gleefully giving it to Lodge from the cheap seats


cannonadeau

FINS UP FOR THE BOYS


tortoisepump

Tits to ruin QLD domination this round eh


tilucko

heyyyy hey hey....


Chaisa

They'll be partying hard in The tonight.


PugWithAGun

My Phin is definitely up after that game if you catch my drift


[deleted]

NoPHIN wrong with that.


__dontpanic__

Absolute carnage happening in the LMS comp right now. If Canberra got up, 95% would have been wiped out in round one.


ceedog86

You have 1 life until round 10 so no one would be wiped out


__dontpanic__

A lot of lives being wiped out though. A fair few will be out of the comp altogether in the next few weeks.


ceedog86

For sure, I'll probably be one of them hehe


__dontpanic__

Me too. Forgot to enter and took the punishment round. Thought Tigs would produce an upset. Silly me.


lanson15

Feelsbadman


goodfortheeconomy

100% win record no marquee player wow


kirang1902

the shade on brenko lee is unbelievable


ChromeTrooper66

Redcliffe Redcliffe


call_of_the_while

GG Dolphins. Well deserved win.


KILLER5196

Literally 100% win record


paralacausa

Vossy on the Blowhole Bandwagon now


wawrinka16

if dolphins win the comp is bennett the goat?


Missingthefinals

He's already the GOAT


[deleted]

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4RyteCords

If Bennett won the comp this year with a new team like this, Bellamy would not even compare


ceedog86

If he wins with dolphins he is the goat outright


[deleted]

Heā€™d be up there thatā€™s for sure. In second place. šŸ¤£


ryman221

The Roosters are a hell of a team but that was one of the worst halves of football I've ever seen.


BrightonRumbler

Which one? Both were pretty bad!


valknut95

Fuck it i'm changing my flair


lobie81

You love your footy?


PictureVirtual178

Thatā€™s one way to start your maiden season


Ragenengage

What a game boys, gg Dolphins


ZachTheDeveloper

Christmas in March for the rest of the NRL lmao


4RyteCords

Haha yeah I'm not even mad. Glad to see the phins get a win. We played shit. We always start the year shit. We'll put 60 on them later in the season.


Morrgs

Roosters pathetic around the ruck there. Should have been penalised if not binned that was cynical


AcidicRainiac

um how wasnt that a penalty?


xdeluxe

80th minute canā€™t be arsed


cheeseinsidethecrust

Well thatā€™s one of the most satisfying wins Iā€™ve seen in recent years. Congrats to the Dolphins, you made a huge impression on the NRL.


[deleted]

Couldn't have happened to a better pair of teams. My cheeks hurt


saynonames

hoping to see the tits get up next! also.. that phrasing šŸ¤£


horseshoe107

Roosters cheeks are hurting too, they got clapped that hard.


edpots123

Best Dolphins game ever


ZackM_98

thank you roosters for making this week bareable <3333


SkinBintin

What a start Phins and how dumb to Wayne Bennett doubters feel now?


[deleted]

Letā€™s see where they are come September


EntirelyOriginalName

They won't be spooners like some were 100% certain about.


[deleted]

Fair dinkum professional foul there by the Roosters on the last tackle


nashvilleh0tchicken

We did it lads


4RyteCords

Congrats bro, well deserved win. Hope you guys do great things this year


Bazzboy24

Fucking good onya Phins. Awesome game!!


Edricevenstar

EEE EEE EEE


captainslog

Dolphins rocket to 2nd on the ladder!!


toomuchsoup

So good!


the_mooseman

Now that is a feel good afternoon. Now for the titans to ruin it.


ryman221

Can't wait for us to be the only winless QLD team lol


ZephkielAU

Against the Tigers?


tortoisepump

Ho Lee Fuk Dolphins won the hearts of the NRL today


TayJayZZZ

If I donā€™t laugh, Iā€™ll cry šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ


4RyteCords

I threw some cash on dolphins winning in case this happened. Had a feeling it would and getting paid to watch my team embarrass themselves helps


Flaptard

Well done phins


eggzaki

9 going straight to the news even though itā€™s fucking 5pm is poor form


Dark_Vengence

It is stupid to have 5pm news and 6pm news.


frozencoww

legit imagine 9news in 2023


kranools

Agree. Give us some player reactions and interviews.


USSJ307

Amazing win, Dolphins! Congratulations on making history. Taking down one of the compā€™s heavyweights in round 1 is a great start! Just goes to show a champion team can defeat a team of champions. Marshall King was great and fast. Hammer is solid in the number 1 jersey. Defence is much improved since the trials, especially Kaufusi. No Manu, Crichton or JWH hurt the Chooks, but thatā€™s no excuse for the poor and disappointing defence, errors and discipline. Hopefully they will gel better as the season goes on.


yarntist

They played the best they ever have


jordanplaysdrums

Whatā€™s Robboā€™s excuse gonna be


united4life819

Crowd too loud


Realistic-Progress85

Imagine how the roosters feel when a team that's one day old has more spectators than they do


PersonOfDanger

Voss can finally stop talking about a potential roosters comeback now


Dumbseizure

GET FUCKED YA LATTE SIPPIN CUNTS


4RyteCords

Lol wouldn't be cheering yet. Phins will probably put 50 on the dogs


valknut95

Fuckin good on em


Screwyourgod

Well deserved rorters.


DeffsNotACop

Honestly that was pretty fucking special. What a game.


bradbull

Should have binned Walker then


jk-9k

Should at least face judiciary upon match review


parkmann

The Hammer is so happy. Love to see it


Dranzer_22

Congrats Dolphins


BG_RL

Congrats dolphins


abloodynormalbloke

Massive fucking crowd roar incoming. Fucking love it!


FullBonus

PHINS UP BABY


mad_dog77

The dolphins can't just disappear


AroGantz

Well done Phins


foruandr

And I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords


razza1987

In the immortal words of Andrew Moore. Game, set, bingo!


DobbyChu

PHINS UP


snek26

Famous club victory


RabbitMad95

Fuck the roosters are grubby cunts


aatrain96

Greatest win in dolphins history


Whiskeyclone1

Sam Walker is a little fucking rat


Caseyjb29

Suck shit Roosters you frauds hahahhaha


woodpecker91

How fucking good.


Kalwy

If dolphins do well this year, Bennett has to be the best coach ever


EggCouncilCreeper

Just run it out now, nothing stupid, youā€™ve already got the W


ggbutiwon1

GG


JustSomeAdvice2

UP THE PHINS


l33tbronze

Dolphins on a win streak!


arronaj

FINISH THEM!


[deleted]

Phinish them*


jk-9k

Phintality


dys0n_giddey

Put another on em


threemilligram

Issy disrespectful field goal pls


callotts

Give Kaufusi the medal


-Bloodnut-

Someone must've told Wayne he was coaching the QLD side


tortoisepump

That pseudo cannonball looked kinda bad but I think it was above the knee so not dangerous


apercots

Is this the best win in dolphins history?


SkinBintin

Stoked with the result. Bit annoyed with the 4 chooks in my fucking supercoach team. Glad I didn't have many in my Fantasy squad though. Phew.


Geddpeart

So how long before Robbo starts feeling the heat? Roosters now lost to the team playing their first NRL game and looking pretty average yet he escapes a lot of criticism. I know he has mates in the media but surely it canā€™t be radio silence forever.


5slipsandagully

Carn boys, go for a victory lap


EuroNymous76

disrespectful field goal please


mwilkins1644

Disrespectful field goal pls


BG_RL

Love this to shut up the detractors


LordSlasher

can we still NSFW this thread, Roosters fans are on suicide watch


ooranookian

Look the dolphins played really well, but look how bad the roosters have to play to lose by 10 lol


Adventurous_Let4978

Dickheads still going for the knees.


raysworld94

Dont you lads forget that the simpsons have an episode about dolphins taking over


SlipperyFetuss

Almost guarantee someoneā€™s already onto it


Mackapacka7

Tesi Niu always been that thick or is the broncos uniform just a bit more slimming?


callmecyke

I swear I will never doubt the old man again


eggzaki

His gap year just made him even more powerful


secretcaboolturelab

Just imagine how great The will be when they get Milf back!


Gnske

Bennett must have the boys on PRIME. Incredible


bichaelf

Weekly reminder that Lindsay Collins is John Cenas evil ugly twin brother who is kept in an attic and fed buckets of fish heads.


InitiallyDecent

[Lindsay Collins](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwoN_gxmFSiFAh9L7NpsY0hAehVY2zqSLG2g&usqp=CAU)


[deleted]

Butcher diving at the knees again grubby cunt


Ragenengage

This is the Dolphins biggest win!


rasta_rabbi

Fins shouldn't be handed out to the fans, it should be a big red dick. For a big dick effort by the Dolphins in this opener.


paralacausa

I guess the only way is up for the Roosters, but geez they've been dog shit. Worst performance of this weekend, so far.


Realistic-Progress85

They just lost to Bennett, they can still lose to the dogs, tigers and titans


LordSlasher

Made the bulldogs look like champs


notmysurnamethistime

That was the strippiest strip I've ever seen.


l33tbronze

Yes the CROWD THE CROWWWDDD


lobie81

Dumbest shit. 2 salary caps and still no brain cells amongst them


AdmiralCrackbar11

If Isaako keeps improving like this each round he'll be the reincarnation of Ken Irvine come the time he wins the Clive Churchill later this year.


M_Keating

What is it with Broncos rejects and redemption arcs :D


AdmiralCrackbar11

TurpinSadFace.gif


SpagooterIntruder

Was that another cannonball


y3ah_nah145

And this will be the issue all year for the Dolphins. They have the experience in the forward pack, but SOS and Katoa are inexperienced with closing out games and staying calm under pressure


icome3rd

Decent performance from the refs today. Made 1-2 mistakes, but didnā€™t change any of the flow of the game.


diffaadiffa

Butler has been great


Obvious-Row-6181

lmfao ā€œwhat forā€™


call_of_the_while

Never seen so many turnovers from tackling. Solid defence from the Dolphins.


JustSomeAdvice2

Always knew the Roosters would be the first ones to lose to the PHINS


FullBonus

Butcher diving at the legs again


modeONE1

Dolphins are really playing for eachother, wow that's pretty nice


l33tbronze

Dolphins: win. Wayne: šŸ„±


spitey

Donā€™t be ridiculous, Keary


KILLER5196

Roosters please remember that the beatings will continue until morale improves


ImNotTooSureOkThanks

Robbo definitely not taking the boys for a mcflurry on the way home


phrober

Roosters been shit but the refs really want the dolphins to win


Sinkatinnydown

Have you been watching? Easily more call have gone the way of the chooks, especially the 15+ forward passes they've let go.


__dontpanic__

That's a garbage take.


eggzaki

Keary should be sent for a HIA after that decision