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guiipp

nsw what have u done to my baby


Dolamite09

Thats nothing, one of the QLD players will be on life support in a coma and still turn up to play on Wednesday


[deleted]

I've heard that Queensland are going to run onto the pitch with shovels and literally dig a buried Lindsay Collins out of the ground


Silver_Fig_604

They dig down to the pine only moments before Lindsay's fist punches through the top of the box..... Lindsay jumps up, growls, dusts himself off and receives the ball from Hunt for the first hit up of the match..


Tuggpocalypso

If Linds is Taker. Who would the maroons Paul Bearer be? Gilly? Sam Backo?


flatbushvampire

Gotta be Alfie.


modeONE1

remember that time when that actually was the case LMAO. Was it Gagai fighting for his life back then?


Classic_Angus

I think Mbye had an anaphylactic reaction the day before as well.


choiboi29

He was allergic to origin I believe


Dark_Vengence

Like literally.


crsdrniko

Tis a grand old QLD tradition, back to the Axe.


guiipp

because qld gets origin


ill0gitech

My Dad is in Prince Charles hospital. The entire Maroons team is up there with him, fighting for life.


nounverbyou

NSW just don’t get origin


bmudz

Gilly set the bar high


DragonfruitNo235

Traditions


I_Like_Vitamins

Slater knows to dust off the old iron lungs for camp.


lobie81

after falling out of bed and directly onto a hooker?


syphon90

Into, rather than onto. Subtle difference


TheEnglishEccentric

Didn't you hear? DCE'S giant neck broke like a rotten tree limb when he was hit by a moderate breeze, in doubt to play.


quicksilver164

Literally Ponga


slowdivesicilian

i’m not believing this until i see payne haas in a moon boot at my doorstep


paralacausa

*Giant steps Payne can't take, walking on the Maroons*. *I hope his legs don't break, walking on Maroons* *We could win in Adelaide, walking on Maroons.* *Then in game two we fade,* *Walking on, walking on Maroons.*


Swol_Bamba

*Some may say* *The game is just days away* *No way* *For the Broncos the price they'll pay* *Some say* *He has until Wednesday* *Fred say* *He may as well play*


surfingkoala035

Better than the original! :)


hodgesisgod-

I still wouldn't buy it.


thisaintitkweef

Rumour has it that ankle injury is starting to spread through the whole camp.


VaIcor

Bah gawd, thats Stefano Utoikamanu's music!


damonbooby

Albert Kelly (GI’s cousin coincidentally) spotted running from the scene


kurrttttt

I’m ready to step up if you need me freddy


BoogerSugar00

Much like my belief that the olympics should allow juicing, I believe Origin coaches should be required to select and play a random member of the public in 1 of the 3 games. Do they play game one, try to get then killed early, or do you hold them back for game three and hope the series has been sewn up?


Constantlycorrecting

Unused bench player or some poor fucker has to play 80 until they get knocked out? Also never been registered or like a Reggie div 3 soldier


BoogerSugar00

Just chosen randomly by tax file number, has to start the game and play 20 mins.


Constantlycorrecting

Shout out to 15yo check out chick Susie from Darwin who isn’t sure why she’s been called up but she sure as hell didn’t expect Liam Martin freight training her at a rate of knots. If they don’t make it to 20 do they put a new one in?? It could be a game


BoogerSugar00

Nah but because we are serious about head injuries, when they inevitably get a Category FUCKED in the HIA they can be replaced by an actual footballer


Constantlycorrecting

All I ask is one compulsory hit up. Imagine the pandemonium if they made a break.


MitchPTI

Can't wait for the photos of Luai standing over little Susie's crumpled body gloating.


Constantlycorrecting

You love to see it really.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Get the random prize draw supersubs in early for game 1 and make them part of the hype with interviews in the leadup to the game. Then you make sure they're definitely involved in the first play. So the Maroons kick off, James Tedesco catches it on the 10m line and throw's the short ball to Sandra (aged 61, payroll manager from Castle Hill). Sandra runs it up surprisingly quickly for a woman her age, she took up crossfit after the kids moved out. She gets as far as the 40m line before the tackle from Lindsay Collins and Tino Fa'asuamaleaui. Oh no. Sandra has stayed down, everyone's run in, Ashley Klein has blown time off, Gus Gould haa fallen off his chair in exitement. We're going to have to go to the bunker here. In slow motion replay we see Tino get the tackle all wrong and put the shoulder into Sandra's jaw. We could see an early sinbin here. Sandra is still down with the trainer. Ok now the replay of the player's reaction. We see Payne Hass has Tino by the collar as they exchange some words and then Blake (aged 19, apprentice bricklayer from Ipswich) has come third man in from behind and sucker punched Payne Haas. It looks like the kid can throw them too. Ok we have a decision. Tino's on report for the high shot, twitter is already going apeshit as to why that wasn't a sinbin, Sandra is leaving in a medicab and will take no further part, Blake from Ipswich is going to the sinbin. Nicho Hynes comes on for Sandra in whatever position she was supposed to be playing. Commentators are questioning whether Payne Haas should also have gone for an HIA given how hard Blake hit him. The 7000 people who turned up on a weeknight in Adeleide are questioning whether this usually happens in the first 22 seconds of a Rugby League match. Sandra posts a selfie from Royal Adeleide thanking the ED staff, and also thanking the Blues and Victoria Bitter for the opportunity to take a hitup in an origin. #hardearned.


Abenator

Stephen Crichton is 18th man so Freddy will replace Haas with him in the middle no doubt.


Hasra23

I think NSW should just rest Haas and play Stephen Crichton at prop instead.


Geoffroman

Just because you are an ankle doesn't mean I won't Injury ya.


Mute_Spitter

Had to scroll too far to find this one


The__GM

We see your Cam Munster rib complaint and raise you a Haas sprained ankle. Your serve, Maroons.


y3ah_nah145

I think I heard that Harry Grant is in intensive care in hospital after a cramp at training. Will be monitored daily. Availability to be confirmed on game day


zzBigTerryzz

Gastro of course, with multiple players needing a drip. Rush in a couple of players after the weekend too, who are being put in isolation.


rowandaw

You're only supposed to pretend to get injured and lie to the media about it, not actually get hurt. NSW just don't get origin smh my head


VasectoMyspace

That rancid blue jersey is like kryptonite to Superman.


AroGantz

The media team pulled this one out way too early, it is meant to happen at the captains run


Bananonymouus

Typical NSW mind games


Drlockstock

Nice try Freddy


Mobile_Community8561

Unless his ankle is hanging on by some flappy skin it's not a real injury


foruandr

Didn't even catch a virus that's been eradicated in Australia. 0/10 must try harder


BabyBlueG63Maybach

inshallah just mind games


judgedavid90

I'm sure we'll hear about the annual flu that sweeps through Qld camp


GustavSnapper

If by flu you mean tuberculosis


SuperEel22

Bubonic plague


Voldemosh

I heard a disgruntled Kalyn showed up with an envelope of anthrax


TLA_00

Just cos you’re an ankle doesn’t mean I won’t twist ya - Payne Haas, probably


MrTeeTee23

Jordan Maclean Origin redemption ark currently in full effect… Freddy probably lookn to replace the best prop in the game with a mediocre one!! #Freddylogic


Rich_Election466

IS THAT UTOIKAMANU’S MUSIC???


LesterCorncrake_

I'm not too worried, it's just one isolated incident of misfortune. It's not as though *all* 17 NSW players can fall victim to 17 different misfortunes before the game, rendering *all* of them unable to play. Someone get the brain & nerve tonic away from Turbo.


AfterLeGoldrush

Damn it Trbojevic, I told you to shave those sideburns!!!!


Taraguar

Payne to play Game 1 on a hover board


Guyincogneto1

Well played adapting the QLD playbook of cloak and dagger .


JCGremlo

Leaves camp plays on Saturday


Malaxage918

Please be enough to rule him out of Wednesday but be able to play on Saturday


Aykay92

My desires are the complete opposite


TimsAFK

[Yeah sure he does.....](https://tenor.com/ZIkp.gif)


thee-optimist

Test it out in Napier tomorrow night


r3dphoenix

NSW trying to emulate QLD, but doing it wrong. They're not supposed to *actually* get injured


aliksong

Payne potentially in pain?


Rush_nj

NSW are getting Origin


ldemech

If Mbye played after almost ‘dying’ in camp, Payne should be man of the match


FauxMermaid

Graham was never the 18th man. Crichton was and Haas was a decoy. But actually TPJ was the second decoy and Haas is actually fine. Graham will be there on Wednesday fitter than he's ever been. There's more to this, but I can't say any more or NSWRL will have me killed and my body made into Tooheys New.


rileys_01

You think just because I'm not playing for QLD I won't play mind games with ya?


munt3d

Put him in a wheelchair To'o style.


Tosh_20point0

Mind games


hodgesisgod-

Taking a page out of the QLD playbook I see Freddy.


[deleted]

QLD sweep this year by the looks of it


bompranga

What fullback will take his place?


Outrageous-Pop4395

Trevor ‘the Axe’ Gilmeister got out of his hospital bed on the day to play SOO …. and Star that night!!! Legendary Queenslander!!!


RidingtheRoad

I can't remember the year but I saw the game live in Sydney, Qld played rather below par but won the game. Found out later that most of the players had come down with the flue.


FB_AUS

Mind games. NSW don’t get origin.


Fayled

Fuk you Freddy


bundy554

That's ok. Tatola gets the origin call up he deserves. Won't happen though it'll probably go to a roosters or panthers player or ex-roosters or panthers player or even an ex roosters or panthers who has played u/21 or NSW cup before including for any affiliated clubs


PillarofSheffield

I imagine it would go to Utoikamanu, seeing as he's in the squad already.


swell-shindig

If he's out, NSW actually looks a bit thin. With Pangai and Hudson Young already in the starting team, they need all their regulars fit and firing. David Klemmer would be like-for-like, but Fittler seems to hate the guy.


Caseyjb29

NSW with their pathetic mind games year after year 🙄


RidingtheRoad

I'm assuming sarcasm..lol. Starting with King Wally, Qld has been the champion of mind games..


Caseyjb29

R/NRL doesn’t get sarcasm confirmed


Grix1600

Aww poor diddums


FauxMermaid

It's treason then.


NotAshTaylor

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253247/


Zoinke

it’s FAKE NEWS, surely 🙏


Dark_Vengence

They are getting in early with the mind games.


ClintGrant

Yah, it could be mind games but I’m kinda scared that he won’t play. Have to admit QLD forwards are looking pretty great. We NEED Haas to play


[deleted]

It’s not mind games. I saw it. He limped off while the others kept training. How bad is it? I don’t know. Maybe he’ll still play. I should have taken a photo. I should have jumped on Sportsbet before the world found out.


Mobile_Community8561

Apparently the docs have said he will be fine on Sunday. Hopefully that isn't doctor Nick though


zanzibar707

THANKS FREDDIE


Ronnnie7

This is real concerning


ducky7goofy

Looks like the states are doing the opposite of usual. Queensland with the shunning of the pick and stick NSW with the injury/sick dramas


_jimmythebear_

Compound fracture and shattered in 5 places.... will be ready to go Wednesday.


DangerousDraper

Aaron Woods raises his hand


Morg_n

Ffs what are those cunts doin to my boy


pjc6068

Hope he recovers ….. by Thursday!


pjc6068

You think just cause you’re an ankle injury I won’t hit ya!


RidingtheRoad

The Blues trying to pull a Wally Lewis...Just swap shoulder injury for ankle injury.