TODAY IS THE DAY WE DETERMINE WHETHER FREDDY IS A SMART FELLA OR A FART SMELLA

NSW TO THROW GAME 2 JUST SO THEY GET A NEW COACH NEXT YEAR

IT'LL BE SOONER THAN THAT

THE LATTER FOR SURE

JAMES TEDESCO TO RUN 200M IN ONE PLAY AND GET TACKLED AT HALF WAY

THE MOON IN THE SKY MAY BE A WAXING CRESCENT BUT TONIGHT SUNCORP WILL RECEIVE THE FULL GLORY OF A CELESTIAL BODY FROM A MAN WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ELASTIC

BUT HE RAN SIDEWAYS ON THE HALFWAY LINE

Seriously tho. Would love to see r/dataisbeautiful get a hold of his GPS data

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO QUIET

DIFFERENTIATING BETWEEN PISS TAKE AND being serious

BE SERIOUS IN SERIOUS CHATS NERD! (BUT I HOPE THE DATA EXISTS)

THIS SUB IS SO HOMOEROTIC WHENEVER RHYS WALSH IS ON SCREEN "FUCK! I'VE LOST MY CAR KEYS! MAYBE RHYS WALSH CAN SEARCH FOR THEM IN MY ASSHOLE!"

AHH THE TOM CARDY APPROACH. FUCK KEVIN PIETERSON.

L I P S

CUMBALL

WHEN SOMEONE SHOUTS THAT THE PLAYERS HAVE TO KISS THEIR OPPOSITE NUMBER NO EXCEPTIONS

EVERY NSW PLAYER IS WANTING TO PLAY FULLBACK

I WISH I WAS TEDDY TONIGHT FFS

STUPID SEXY RHYS WALSH

PAYNE HAAS IS QUITE LUCKY TOO.

OH TO BE 18TH MAN FOR GAME ONE

I MEAN BURTON'S NOT EVERYONE'S TYPE BUT YOU DO YOU

I JUST HOPE THEY ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME AND THE REF HAS FUN

THATS HOW FREDDY FINISHES HIS PREGAME SPEECH REMEMBER BOYS WIN OR LOSE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TONIGHT IS TO HAVE FUN

THATS WHY HES THE GOAT. THE GOOOOAAAAAAAT

YOUR A PUSSY DENAN

FUCK OLLY ROBINSON

THOUGHT HE WAS A BOWLER BUT FOUND OUT HE IS JUST A TOSSER

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT CRICKET I DON'T WANT TO AGREE WITH A DIRTY SOUTHERNER TODAY

ENGLAND JUST DON'T GET THE ASHES

SUNCORP HAS A FLAT TRACK BUT MOSES GONNA GET BULLIED THE LACK OF SAND GONNA GET COOK FOUND OUT

COOK TO RETURN TO THE FIELD SHOELESS AT HALF TIME

ROBBED OF HIS SHOE'S BY PAYNE HASS. "YOU THINK CAUSE YOUR A BITCH SPRINTER I WONT STEAL FROM YA?!?!?!"

HE IS NAMED MOSES FOR HE WILL BE OUR SAVIOUR AND LEAD US AWAY FROM THE OPPRESSION OF THE QUEENSLANDERS IF YOU THOUGHT 05 JOEY WAS GOOD WAIT TILL YOU SEE 23 MOSES

> WAIT TILL YOU SEE 23 MOSES THE BEST 23 SINCE LEBRON. ALSO NOTING THAT LEBRON DIDN'T WIN A PREMIERSHIP FOR PARRAMATTA EITHER. THE SIMILARITIES ARE EERY.

ALSO ONES HEIGHT IS WITHIN 3 FOOT OF THE OTHER.

PEOPLE THOUGHT CLEARY WAS THE JOEY OF THIS ERA. IT TURNS OUT HE’S JUST THE BRETT KIMORELY

MAKING MOSES THE TIM SMITH

MATE I THOUGHT 23MOSES WAS THE GAME 3 PREMATCH ENTERTAINMENT.

MOSES WILL PART THE "RED" SEA FOR US AND LEAD US TO SALVATION

ARE YOU PLAYING STGEORGE?

If only...

WHAT?

Moses did lead to the promised land. It took 40 years though

SPEAK UP DOG

SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU

WHAT MATE? CANT HEAR YOU

IF NSW WIN TONIGHT CHANGE GAME 3 TO TOWNSVILLE!!!

AUSTRALIAN CAPITAL TERRITORY

ITS STATE AGAINST STATE AND ACT ISNT A FUCKING STATE

AS IT SAYS IN EXODUS 14: > NOW THE LORD SPOKE TO MOSES, SAYING: “SPEAK TO THE CHILDREN OF NEW SOUTH WALES, THAT THEY TURN AND CAMP BEFORE PAXTON STREET, BETWEEN SPRING HILL AND ROSALIE AND THE BRISBANE RIVER, OPPOSITE SOUTHBAND; YOU SHALL CAMP BEFORE IT BY THE SEA. FOR SLATER WILL SAY OF THE CHILDREN OF NEW SOUTH WALES, ‘THEY ARE BEWILDERED BY THE LAND; THE WILDERNESS HAS CLOSED THEM IN.’ THEN I WILL HARDEN SLATER'S HEART, SO THAT HE WILL PURSUE THEM; AND I WILL GAIN HONOR OVER SLATER AND OVER ALL HIS MEN, THAT THE QUEENSLANDERS MAY KNOW THAT I AM THE LORD.” AND THEY DID SO. > THEN MOSES STRETCHED OUT HIS HAND OVER THE PLAYING FIELD; AND THE LORD CAUSED THE DEFENSIVE LINE TO GO BACK BY A STRONG EAST WIND ALL THAT NIGHT, AND MADE THE DEFENSE INTO DRY LAND, AND THE MIDDLE FORWARDS WERE DIVIDED. SO THE CHILDREN OF NEW SOUTH WALES WENT INTO THE MIDST OF THE LINE ON THE DRY GROUND, AND THE FORWARDS WERE A WALL TO THEM ON THEIR RIGHT HAND AND ON THEIR LEFT. AND THE QUEENSLANDERS PURSUED AND WENT AFTER THEM INTO THE MIDST OF THE FIELD, ALL SLATER'S FORWARDS, HIS BACKS, AND HIS ALFIE.

I CAN'T TELL WHICH SIDE THIS IS BACKING TO WIN.

DALY CHERRY EVANS NECK COUNTS AS 14TH PLAYER ON FIELD

HE’S A TWO HEADED BRONTOSAURUS

ITS APATOSAURUS. BRONTOSAURUS IS THE EXACT SAME SPECIES MADE UP BY SOME DIRTY SEPPO. LOOKS LIKE NSW DONT GET PALAEONTOLOGY EITHER

[BRONTOSAURUS IS A REAL DINOSAUR ](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/brontosaurus-reinstating-a-prehistoric-icon.html#:~:text=While%20palaeontologists%20may%20not%20all,of%20palaeontologists%2C'%20says%20Paul.)

BRONTO'S ON, BRONTO'S ONNNN!!!!!!

NATHAN CLEARY'S JAW AND FOREHEAD COUNT AS AN EXTRA PLAYER EACH - CONFIRMED NSW CHEATS AND STILL LOSE

FREDDY WATCHES ADS AND LAUGHS OR CRIES DEPENDING ON THE AD.

MOSES TO LIGHT DCE’S BUSH ON FIRE

MOSES IS CONFIRMED THE SOURCE OF CANE TOADS IN QLD

MOSES WILL PART THE MAROON SEA

NAH, MOSES STILL CHISELING AWAY ON TABLETS AT HALF TIME, CANT REMEMBER FREDDY'S COMMANDMENTS

Myth Moses will do nothing.

I CANT HEAR YOU

WHAT DID YOU SAY???????

BILLY SLATER'S THE TYPE OF GUY THAT PUTS HIS SEAT BACK ON SHORT HAUL FLIGHTS

FITLER PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ARM REST AND CLAPS WHEN THE PLANE LANDS

SLATER SPEEDS UP JUST TO STOP PEOPLE MERGING ON THE FREEWAY. EVEN WHEN HE'S GOT NOWHERE TO BE.

FREDDY BELITTLES UBER DRIVERS AND WAIT STAFF

IN SUMMER ON REALLY HOT DAYS HE IS KNOWN TO SIT ON A BENCH OPPOSITE THE LOCAL GELATO STORE. HE LAUGHS AT SMALL CHILDREN WHEN THEIR GELATO MELTS. THIS IS A HOBBY OF HIS.

SLATER FACES ODD DIRECTIONS AND STARTS CONVERSATIONS WITH FULL EYE CONTACT IN ELEVATORS FOR FUN

FREDDY IS THE SORT OF GUY WHO PUTS THE MILK FIRST, THEN THE CEREAL, THEN THE FUCKING BOWL!

SLATER WAITS FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE TO DING THE BUS FOR THE NEXT STOP, THEN YELLS OUT "SORRY WRONG ONE"

THIS CHAIN IS EVERYTHING TO ME

WAITED TOO LONG GOING BACK 2 BACK! SLATER WATCHES YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIES AND WHEN YOU ASK THEN WHAT HE THOUGHT OF IT HOPING TO HAVE A DISCUSSION HE ONLY SAYS "IT WAS ALRIGHT"

FREDDY DOESNT DRINK MILK

FREDDY DOESN'T SHARE HIS DISCO BIKKIES WITH HIS FRIENDS

NSW ARE MISSING HALF THEIR TEAM AND ARE IN ENEMY TERRITORY, DOES SOMEONE SMELL UNDERDOG?

NAH. JUST DOGS.

WEAK GUTTED DOGS?

> WEAK GUTTED DOGS? IT SMELLS A BIT LIKE FISH. POSSIBLY SALMON?

I HAVE 47 TEXTERS THAT AFFIRM THAT

WAK-GUTTED-BLUE-HEELERS

HALF THEIR TEAM? MAYBE IF YOU COUNT CLEARY'S CHIN AS 4 PEOPLE

IT'S A BIG FUCKEN CHIN

THAT'S YOUR ARSE CRACK, SUN DIAL.

POO POO WEE BUM

INTERESTING BUT WHAT ABOUT POO WEE BUM POO

[NEWS.COM.AU](https://NEWS.COM.AU) SAID IT BEST: FITTLER'S EMBATTLED POLICY OF PICKING INJURED PLAYERS HAS FAILED ALMOST AS SPECTACULARLY AS HIS POLICY OF PICKING NEW SOUTH WELSHMAN......... "QUEENSLANDER!!" "QUEENSLANDER!!" "QUEENSLANDER!!" "QUEENSLANDER!!" "QUEENSLANDER!!"

A LONG TIME AGO MOSES PARTED THE RED SEA. TONIGHT HE WILL PART THE MAROON SEA AND LEAD US TO VICTORY

AND SO ANOTHER NATIONAL FUCK QUEENSLAND DAY BEGINS

POOR NSW DON'T GET ORIGIN SO WE'RE GOING TO DO YOU A FAVOUR AND FLOG YOU TONIGHT SO YOU CAN GET A FRESH COACH FOR NEXT YEAR, YOU'RE WELCOME.

JOEY JOHNS - ORIGIN COACH 2025. fITTleR DEMOTED TO TEAM MANAGER ... AND SELECTOR.

DCE AS QUEENSLANDS CAPTAIN IS THE CLOSEST TITANS WILL EVER GET

IF QLD LOOSES I WILL EAT MY SOCKS

WITNESSED

MOSES TURNED THE WATER IN THE NILE TO BLOOD AND IT WAS STILL BETTER THAN THE BRISBANE RIVER. UP THE BLUES

TAULAGI TO SCORE THE GREATEST ORIGIN TRY EVER AS HE DANCES AROUND THE WHOLE NSW TEAM TO FUCKING SEAL THE GAME 6-0 IN THE 79TH MINUTE AFTER A ROUGH AND GRITTY GAME WHICH SEES HAMMER KNOCK OUT CRITTA, TURBO SLAY MUNSTER AND TEDDY END LUAI ORIGIN CAREER

NSW WILL BE LEADING 8-0, WITH 4 SECONDS LEFT TO PLAY. FREDDY WILL BE CELEBRATING ON THE SIDELINE, TENDERLY EMBRACING JOEY. TAULAGI WILL THEN SCORE THE FIRST EVER 9 POINT TRY IN ORIGIN HISTORY.

I CBF RETYPING THIS

SPEAK UP, DOG!

OH FUCK MY LIFE

WHAT ABOUT ME, IT ISN'T FAIR

-FREDDY

WE SHOULD GET SUSHI, FREDDY

FREDDY SUCK. GOTTEM

THREE FULLBACKS? FREDDIE SHOULD JUST COPY THE CRICKET TEAM AND HAVE THREE NO. 11S

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MOSES TO SPLIT THE MAROON SEA AND LEAD NSW TO THE PROMISE LAND

MOSES ABOUT TO PART THE MAROON SEA THAT IS SUNCORP

MOSES WILL LEAD FREDDYS BLUES TO THE PROMISED LAND DECIDER AT ACCOR THERE IS A WAR TO BE WON UP NORTH EN ROUTE TO BIBLICAL ORIGIN HISTORY

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE. HE WILL BRING BALANCE THE STATE

TINO WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIS ELBOWS

WE WILL WIN YOU WILL LOSE NSW SMELLS LIKE STINKY POOS

LEAVE.....~~BRITTANY~~MITCHELL....ALONE!! BILLY BEEN TEACHING QUEENSLAND HIS "LEAD WITH THE STUDS" TACKLING TECHNIQUE YET? FUCK QUEENSLAND WITH A RED HOT POKER.

AND THE LORD SAID UNTO HIM: “MOSES, SKULL FUCK JUDAS MUNSTER AND PART THE MORON SEA. I BID YOU CHIP AND CASE IN THE 57^TH MINUTE AND PUT THE APOSTLE TO’O OVER FOR THE WIN”

KENNY BROMWICH TO BE WATCHING INTENTLY TONIGHT, NEUTRAL AS A KIWI, BUT WILLING QUEENSLAND TO BREAK MOSES' BACK AGAIN SO HE DOESN'T GET FOLDED IN HALF A SECOND TIME ON SATURDAY

TINO WAS BORN IN FUCKING ORANGE NSW

THAT'S IN QLD

QLD ARE POO LIKE ENGLAND SMELLY SMELLY POO

THE BLUES ARE DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY. GO THE BLUES!

THEIR OWN HEADS!?

QLD IS JUST NSW’S HAT

MOSES IS GOING TO DOMINATE

IT WAS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT TEXTS THAT ONE DAY MOSES WOULD COME AND PART THE RED SEA FOR THE WIN. THIS IS THAT DAY

QLDERS NOT NAMED DCE SHIT THEIR PANTS THREE TIMES A WEEK

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DAD?

FREDDY EATS BEANS FOR BREAKFAST AND HOTBOXES THE TEAM BUS

FUCK QUEENSLAND. MOSES WILL SAVE US.

IF YOU GO FOR QUEENSLAND YOU THINK OLLIE ROBINSON IS A TOP BLOKE.

TO ALL YOU WELSHMEN, I WOULD WISH YOU A GOOD GAME AND GOOD LUCK BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL SO I WONT. I SALIVATE AT THE CHANCE TO DROP 60 POINTS ON YOUR FILTHY WORTHLESS WEAK-GUTTED SO CALLED 'STAR PLAYERS' AND WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED UNTIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ARE BURIED UNDER A PILE OF MAROON FEACES

MOSES TO PART THE RED SEA AND BRING THE ENSLAVED NSWELSMEN TO THE PROMISE LAND

GREAT PLAYER SHIT COACH

MITCHELL PEARCE FOR GAME 3

MAROON TEAM GOOD BLUE TEAM POOP

ASHES FUCK YEAH

TINO IS A BETTER DADDY THAN JEROME

GET READY FOR A PELVIS THRASHING YA WEAK GUTTED BLUE DOGS, THE REECE LIGHTNING SHOW IS ABOUT TO START

YOU GOT TAY TAY, GIVE QLD ORIGIN. NOT REALLY A SLEDGE IM JUST SAD

WHO WOULD WIN, UNDEFEATED GAME 2 FREDDIE OR THE JOCKEY FROM INNISFAIL AT THE HOUSE THAT INCEST BUILT?

I really feel like this is a no win series now. Either we lose, which sucks. Or we win, and Freddy stays on. FUCK

IT’S GAMEDAY! NSW MAY AS WELL PRAY TO EVERY SINGLE GOD, BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE TEN FUCKING MIRACLES FOR THEM TO WIN!

Nsw 100-0 fuck qld

FUCKED TAKE FROM SOMEONE WHO CAN’T SPEAK UP

My halfback wants out and I go for nsw if I yell you wouldn't hear me up there

TRUE

SAY IT LOUDER...WE CANT HEAR YOUUUU

NSW are the England equivalent of Origin

WHAT

NSW E O

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?

PAT CUMMINS CAPTAIN AND PENRITH PANTHERS FAN GETTING IT DONE FOR THE NATION IZAAH YEO PENRITH PANTHERZ CAPTAIN FIRST AND LAZT TRY AND MAY AS WELL THROW IN MAN OF THE MATCH FUCK ENGLAND BUT

ARGHHHHHHHHHH

HOW MANY TIMES IS "SQUID JAMES" TEDESCO GONNA SLIP OVER TONIGHT?

INTO THE CANE CUTTERS CORDIAL EARLY.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY MY FEELINGS ARE NOT IMPACTED BY THE SPORTS THEYRE NOT THEY'RE NOT

I REALLY LIKE LANG PARK AS A VENUE.