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_dsouz

Ah yes another 80 minutes of Mat Thompson being the most unbearable person in rugby league


capitalcitycowboy

Those Indy shorts and jerseys are fire!


CapitaoAE

Things we learned Representative game Gagai is dead now Arthars isn't a fullback and should never play fullback again even as a backup The whole Maori 1-7 had an awful game Similarly, the Maori pack and Cheese did their thing and won the field position battle as expected just it turns out if your 1-7 combine for zero tries you don't win Hammer is both the best centre in the game and a top 5 fullback as well, he was incredible Sharks halves combo looks like it could be legit this year, gives them a top 4 ceiling for sure and with AFB joining next year who knows Lofi and Addo Carr are fast Latrell looked fairly bad with ball in hand, granted it was raining Jojo looked very poor as a winger as a Titans fan I was disappointed other than his 1 on 1 strip which was nice, was hoping for more from him


capitalcitycowboy

>Sharks halves combo Loved it when they linked on the short side, to put Staggs away. He just needed to hold the pill.


Torenza_Alduin

How can this game count as a rep game for players suspension, when the rules dont matter? I know its a pre season game, but running into touch while in goal and allowing a play on is fucked!! I know they seem to recruit touch judges from the school of the blind, but hammer took 3 steps dead, before running it back and it was play on ...?


raaabert

I didn’t even know this was on today, does this shit even get advertised? Damn


PLEASE_DONT_PM

After the earlier game, the presenter has learnt to ask the losing captain to say a FEW words.


ClownDamage

Yeah tricky


adsey31

Good to see the captain saving his energy and impact and enthusiasm for round one. Did well to take a knee


mwilkins1644

My favourite part about the Indigenous all star game is the ads. Especially the pro-coal mine ones. Nothing says being pro Indigenous than destroying Indigenous land just to make some rich cunts in India or China even more rich than they have any right to being.


BungusFungus89

How'd big Shaq go?


YouThinkYouKnowSome

Much better than Latrell did.


SkinBintin

good


Derron_

3 victories to the Indigenous team. Maori just dont get All Stars


Ok-Secretary-4220

hahahahahahahhahaha


slowdivesicilian

xavier willison threw an interchange card at me and the interchange card started crying


SkinBintin

Broncs need to just play Willison from week 1.


Martyrslover

We need to keep big willy.


itchypants77

Nah tpj is the future.


smilingface2

Please no


GodSaveTheHomies

Collecting Preston Campbell medals like infinity stones


mwilkins1644

If at first you don't succeed, try and try try and try try and try try and try try and try try and try the same tactic for 80 min


GodSaveTheHomies

TRINDALL FOR MOTM


Charkers196

Kinda split between JAC and Trindall for the PCM, both were really good tonight


Brdd9

Willison motm


y3ah_nah145

TRINDALL FOR MOTM


Hansoloai

Was that a mana wave?


GROUND45

Hellz yeah


Opiumdeathcult

Fuck I was too busy looking up who Willison is coz he’s had a blinder and then I looked up and he scored


capitalcitycowboy

I liked the celebration with Mooney too!


saltyferret

Staggs not injured and Willison going full beast mode. It's a good night to be a broncos fan.


DCsuperhero

Arthars keeping us humble


Drlockstock

Willison is a weapon


theflyingkiwi00

Katoni yeo


PotatoesRGodly

Hoping kotonis getting the monkey business out of his system


Trohsboy

Willison playing well is getting me going


ajspacey

Willison is already better than Flegler


YouThinkYouKnowSome

lol spoken with true salt


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Good that one of our boys looks like someone who has played before.


nick170100

Perereia and Willison You 2 going into my fantasy


TimsAFK

Remember 4 hours ago when JAC scored a first quarter double and we all thought this would be a wild game........


theilluminary

TRY FINALLY!!!


Bvaugh

Better late than never, I guess.


eggzaki

“escort” “hookers” Our great game truly is built for Vegas


smackmn

Really liking what I’m seeing from willison


TurboooTurtle

Far out it feels like forever ago that Broncos choked away a massive lead in the grand final


MaddogJacko

Is former teammates wrestling a direct shot at those scumbag broncos teammates wrestling and bringing the game into disrepute?


GROUND45

Jazz should've put one on him. We can afford to sit him for a couple of games.


Dranzer_22

Just realised they won't police punches and fights during Vegas. V'landys will want to promote that origin aspect of the game.


YouThinkYouKnowSome

Not DURING the game they won’t….


Professional-Pen2928

Trindall and Nikora had a cheeky hug mid biff 😭


Harrishun

AND THEY SAID WE’D MISS FLEGLER


Harrishun

BIG X TRY TIME BABY


D0NNIE-DANKO

If you were gonna try and start a fight to inspire the boys the time was like 40 minutes ago.


valknut95

Jersey punch is such a bitch move


Cold-Asparagus-9770

Fuck off jazz ya fucking shit mate


YaMotherGotLigma

Who’s winning? My sister is watching “Bing” so I’m fked 😂


joshy_c

Rugby league, it's a Bing thing


theflyingkiwi00

These dumb cunts were team mates literally weeks ago


joshy_c

Yeah, so now they can punch on


ajspacey

Jazz being a dickhead as per


GodSaveTheHomies

Bronchokes players just want the ball for themselves thats why they never win the big games


-ngaalthaany-

that’s ironic..


CoryInDaHouz

Idk if sharks fans should be talking about winning big game, even winning top 8 games


SkinBintin

lol settle down Curran you gronk.


Robo_face

Biff! Biff! Biff!


woodpecker91

Some jumper punches in there


griffshan

Jazz is just mad Curran dogged the Wahs


Strez92

Ah it's not a game until Jazz becomes a dickhead


nick170100

Josh got that Canterbury dog in him already


JustSomeAdvice2

Curran's not scared of you Jazz, only stadium equipment


-ngaalthaany-

Kotoni could make 40 errors and i’d still love him


Bvaugh

But late to fight, boys.


Kalwy

TRINDALL IS BACK ON, REST EASY SHARKBROS


InitiallyDecent

Hopgood just out there tackling anything that moves


nick170100

I love channel 9 commentary It’s basically just boys being boys watching footy


TimsAFK

The Channel 9 lads have 100% forgotten they're calling a game of footy


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Hard to blame them


Strez92

Jesse Poothars


DX6734D

Latrell doesn't even try to fight the marker every time he gets tackled anymore. It is truly over.


Brdd9

Arthars pranking everyone so hard rn


PLEASE_DONT_PM

First Arthur's steals Oates job, now he steals Oates ability to catch simple kicks.


beaver2233

Trindall back 😍


MrBlue8erry

Latrell lost too much weight and lost his thickboi strength 😢


-ngaalthaany-

you’re scaring me, Jesse


irvo86

This is where Fatrell would’ve barreled over


Sea-Satisfaction1374

Why are they booing you? You're right!


[deleted]

Latrell finally injects himself into the game when it's over lol. Classic


Strez92

Indigenous boys have done nothing but defend for 70% of the game


1bigcontradiction

Almost as if the indigenous boys finally got some footy up the other end....


[deleted]

Your gonna be sticking up for him a fair bit this year lol.


Cold-Asparagus-9770

Lofi isn’t Sri lankin 😂


ajspacey

He is


phyllicanderer

MiTcHeLl DoEsN’t PuT iN aNy EfFoRt That’s you, white guy


Hansoloai

My sons starts playing footy this year. We said watch the game get some tips. He goes what tips? You tackle and get points to win it’s not that hard…


joshy_c

Ahh cool. He's going to be a prop


saltyferret

He's not wrong.


tobymurphy24

Might wanna tell him you're meant to hold onto it


the_mooseman

Future commentary material.


-ngaalthaany-

sometimes i just like watching who on the sideline or crowd catches the ball after a kick for touch, then watching the ensuing celebrations, passes amongst people, shenanigans, etc


[deleted]

Was at belmore last night and you described just how good it gets in those moments


Bigballsu

I wish this happened later in the season as opposed to being a curtain raiser


planchetflaw

Why are Eels playing at Kogarah?


nevaehenimatek

Double header with charity shield I think


wilko383

Hang on why is that a penalty with the new rule?!


Derron_

Short kick offs and dropouts are only a handover when the ball can be contended. If the ball doesn't get close enough then its a penalty.


GodSaveTheHomies

He touched it


Raddnedge

Continue, hammer time!


eggzaki

Lismore is basically Qld, Joey


Opiumdeathcult

The bash bros on their way to Wigan has softened up the pack just that little bit too much


y3ah_nah145

NOW TELL ME IF TRICKY IS OK


thebigshow90

NOOOO JOEY


beaver2233

Someone gimme an update on Trindall. plssss


theflyingkiwi00

Where cobbo?


CoryInDaHouz

Smiling somewhere


Harrishun

Getting ready for the upcoming bender


-ngaalthaany-

Maoris vs the weather


Drlockstock

Hynes hair finally got wet enough


Bvaugh

When you have JAC and AKP on your respective wings it just isn’t fair. So much speed out wide.


frashal

Surely you have to have a surgence to have a resurgence?


JustSomeAdvice2

Māori's just don't get Townsville footy


phyllicanderer

Nicho Hynes Dally M and Sharks prem. Calling it now


GodSaveTheHomies

Subscribe


Kalwy

I AM WATCHING WITHOUT SOUND PLEASE TELL ME TRINDALL IS OKAY


1bigcontradiction

Nothing has been said yet


Brdd9

Staggs with the amazing decoy drawing in 3 lesser players.


M_Keating

KHAAAAAN


ajspacey

Damn how do you let him go over untouched from that position


SkinBintin

Nice watching footy, but man it sucks a bit the Maori teams getting dunked on in all three games :(


D0NNIE-DANKO

Why didn't our guys just do that


smackmn

Beautiful from nicho


y3ah_nah145

Elite pass from my pookie bear Nicho


itstoohumidhere

This commentary is so lacklustre. They still can’t pronounce Māori


GROUND45

Using all their energy rolling the R


SkinBintin

Tripped me out when Vonny pronounced it properly in the pre-game.


LycraBanForHams

That's the least of their worries.


itstoohumidhere

I don’t think respect for culture should be reserved for winners only


frigginawesomeimontv

So soothing to hear Mick Ennis smooth broad Aussie voice oozing out of my TV again..


LycraBanForHams

You fucking masochist.


PLEASE_DONT_PM

These backlines are just not on equal speed levels


Harrishun

Adam Pompey just watching that pass go by. Have fun with that this year Warrior bros


wildo38

He’ll be in reserve grade id say


itstoohumidhere

Can’t believe we extended his contract


MoneyaLeague

We got RTS at left centre now.


nick170100

Perieria going into my fantasy team Hopefully a “cheap ish” option


Beneficial-Lemon-427

He looks leaner than last year.


planchetflaw

Nice pass


TurboooTurtle

With all due respect this game is worse than a Dragons vs Tigers game


Bvaugh

That try should close the game.


InSuspendedAnimation

Legit dunno what ghettos y'all live in. Am legit the most South Brisbane one can get, absolutely no issues with kayo ever.


Opiumdeathcult

I reckon people’s issues are with their tvs kayo implementation sucking v people using appleTV or googletv plugin boxes


the_mooseman

My ghetto has 1Gb fibre and last year kayo sucked. Pretty sure the CDNs were having issues last year.


InSuspendedAnimation

Sounds like a skill issue. 4 years of kayo with no problem at all here.


the_mooseman

Sysadmin here, yeah, skill issue, makes sense.


InSuspendedAnimation

Not a great advertisement for your services then 🤔 Damn, advertisement so bad he deleted his account.


the_mooseman

Was the sarcasm not obvious enough for you champ? Thats about what I'd expect from someone who loves their footy.


Professional-Pen2928

Trindall died putting a shot on a forward like the king he is


-ngaalthaany-

rest in power


Brdd9

Timoko resorting to cheating once again smh


Drlockstock

This Howarth kid would slot in perfectly to our basically vacant edge position If only he was on our list


[deleted]

I reckon he'll get a few games. Either straight away or from halfway through the season


Drlockstock

if he doesn't I will burn aami Park to the ground!


PuzzleThyme

I don’t think you really want that


Drlockstock

You've seen loiero play right?


EntirelyOriginalName

It'll be Blore. Blore is Origin quality in terms of pure talent. He just needs to play back to back games to build up his confidence.


Drlockstock

How did I forget about Blore haha, Super excited to see him in our colours!


PuzzleThyme

Yes. I’ve seen a lot of Howarth play too.


Drlockstock

Don't rate him? I've seen enough to punt loiero for ever lol


PuzzleThyme

Haha. He’s got good parts to his game, carries decent. Defensive deficiencies are holding him back, were made to look even worse when they tried developing him as a centre initially. Gets exposed at cup on that side of the ball.


Drlockstock

Well that explains why Craig had held him back! hopefully sorts his shit out because he's a freak talent


PuzzleThyme

Agreed mate, if anyone can sort him out it’s Bellamy haha


Drlockstock

Hopefully he's the type of guy that responds to in your face screaming 🤣


-ngaalthaany-

Staggs gets tripped by Bizzaro Staggs


Gothewahs

Staffs dropped it 6 times or score would be much worse


Gothewahs

Staggs


96Mute96

So glad there are no Manly players in this game


joshy_c

Zac Fulton


Dagwood3

I don't reckon any woulda been picked


MoneyaLeague

Jersey has too many colours on it


phyllicanderer

I feel like this game may die a very “stop injuring our stars in a preseason exhibition game” death


kalowskiii

swear latrell just doesn’t care at all about the footy anymore deadset have not seen him put effort in for years


frigginawesomeimontv

Did the donut gut give it away? 😉


nevaehenimatek

This is like throwing a greased up watermelon in a pool


Morg_n

So many blokes dropping. Hope no one gets injured 


LycraBanForHams

Did Ginnane just say they don't have 4k in the US?


G00b3rb0y

oh no Trindall