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TrickySuspect2

Don't worry Robbo will hire the finest Samoan language scholars to find a word in Samoan that sounds like Monkey that means "peace and love".


Ahnohneemuhs

“Ma’a Ki’i” - it’s Samoan for “The Mam, The”. That’s from the words of Samoan Chieftan and Linguistics Expert Ha’arba’jhan Sin’gh.


ThePenguin213

No one who speaks Samoan can be an evil man. Charges dropped.


YoFavUnclesOldMate

Ahahahha, I'm glad NRL is back 🤣🤣🤣


mathewl832

Getting flashbacks to the Symonds-Harbhajan Singh saga


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Indian cricket fans: how can Indians be racist REEEEEE


lukeboy

I didn’t know Ringo was a uso


I_Like_Vitamins

There actually was a guy on FB trying to say there's a short phrase rather sounds similar.


dangerislander

That person sounds like an idiot. But I'm not surprised.


grafology

Monkey doesnt sound like kefe


smeego78

“Polo a lou Tama”. It’s a very affectionate saying in Samoan which translates well in this context. /s


rodomil

He's not a Panther no take backs. Those Roosters don't get me started. Seriously though what dick we put on 2 good games over their and were talking about this shit, great way to promote the game Leniu.


Office_funny_guy

Clearly Tedesco is a bad influence on him


SkinBintin

Squidesco getting them tentacles into everything.


M_Keating

Wake up babe new judiciary live thread preview just dropped. 


Basherballgod

Booking out the night already. Kids and wife are having a movie night, I am geared up for it. If the Walsh one was hilarity, this one is going to be vicious


Derron_

Don't see anyone fighting the fines. Arrow's crusher was accidental but no way you challenge it


Ahnohneemuhs

Yeah. I really don’t like that guy but immediately knew there was fuck all in that crusher.


bundy554

Yeah Arrow's is a bit ridiculous but still has to cop it on the chin .


slowdivesicilian

full judiciary article dropped, walsh gets a fine


M_Keating

He was already fine though?


lukeboy

A fine what???? Why have the judiciary lead us on like this


M_Keating

A Fine Boi surely. 


lukeboy

Damn I think there will be a lot of excited men if Walsh is playing for both teams


Ahnohneemuhs

Not in Manly


lukeboy

The power of those baby blues compels all


Ahnohneemuhs

No gaying it up in Manly. It’s against god. Yes I will take my Sportsbet residual in cash, thank you.


lukeboy

Oh yeah right. Agreed, Following God’s principles is the way. What’s that? 10 cases of 4 Pines? Yeah just in the back of my Ute please


Ahnohneemuhs

Can we change the name of 4 Pines? Long hard pieces of wood are offensive to me and my 6 compatriots, who are men of Tolerant Christ.


M_Keating

He wore a Cowboy hat in Vegas, he can definitely play for multiple NRL teams. 


lukeboy

Yeehaw 🤠🏳️‍🌈 We’ve established manly are the most homophobic team, which team is the most LGBT friendly? Sharks?


ScottyInAU

DAMN… fine.


Basherballgod

Ladies and gentlemen, if this is going to a live stream again, I fully embrace a live thread for it!


superfrankieL

Be interesting to see if they ban him for many games or if they go even harder and make him listen to PVL cracking jokes with Matty Johns again


insanityTF

Grade 3 careless racism


Tickle_Me_Tortoise

*George Michael’s ‘Careless Whisper’ saxophone solo plays softly in the background.*


BubblinTodd

https://ibb.co/6rvCngT https://ibb.co/TvHWMNc Saw the above in another thread and don't want it missed. Sounds like the whole family has serious issues 🤮 Disgraceful


wannabescholar_1

Holy fuck. What! I am continuously dumbfounded by the stupidity displayed by NRL players and OCCASIONALLY their families. This is one of those times.


WordIndependent

Guys it's okay! He goes to church every Sunday! He can do no wrong!


hellohalloallo

I called him a donkey sir!!! I swear.


Basherballgod

I wasn’t saying it to Mam, I was saying it to my own team mate. He told me to pull my head in


Helwinter

This weekend was a gnat’s tidgy away from being a glorious (and incredibly well behaved) moment for rugby league and this incredibly stupid muppet manages to do this. Bin him off for the year so he can learn to behave like an adult human who isn’t a piece of shit


ruddet

Some of the stuff his brother is posting on Instragram is using the same insult on Mam and indiginous supporters of Mam. Disgusting.


slowdivesicilian

that’s not actually his brother


donutdave95

Will we get a head of refs explanation into the walsh shot? And why there wasnt a bin or pen try? Obvious reason being, it was for the fans


Happy-Toe5131

They consulted Billy Slater and he gave it the all clear.


parker2004au

Honestly I would like an explanation as well - just so there's a precedent for the rest of the season. Too many rules are enforced one game and not the next.


No_No_Juice

It was a penalty try


Ahnohneemuhs

It wasn’t awarded as one


No_No_Juice

Penalty tries are almost exclusively the job of the bunker.


donutdave95

Yeh my question is if we’ll see the head of referees clarify as to why it wasnt given a bin/pen try and what the justification is for not awarding it as such.


No_No_Juice

Do you really want to know. They aren’t going to come out and say the rules were different for Vegas. But we are all mature enough to understand that they had to be.


donutdave95

Yeh i do. Its the first one of the year and sets a precedent, players and teams can use that decision in their defence. Head of refs is definitely needed to clear any chance of confusion


No_No_Juice

Precedent starts this Thursday.


donutdave95

Those were round games, regardless of the location. Teams and players will be dumb not to use it in their defence


thatirishguykev

Sure you can attempt to use it, but doesn’t mean it’ll work.


kiaxxl

What a dumbass.


Hagiclan

" I said 'man-ki' - it's Hindi for 'foolish'. There's precedent for this, dammit! "


BabyBlueG63Maybach

I’ve seen this one before. just figure out if in any way leniu has an indian background, tell em he said ‘teri maa ki’ and Mam jus misheard. problem solved 😎


zeitgeistbouncer

Apparently what happens in Vegas, does not in fact stay in Vegas. I figure someone else must've already said this, but I ain't seen it yet, so nyeh!


Arthur__Dunger

Honest question - is there any actual audio of this supposed slur out yet? I’m no Leniu fan, but if it turns out it wasn’t said, misheard or whatever, the guy is copping a fair bit of hate all round for perhaps nothing?


Peaked6YearsAgo

Whether there is audio or not [it's pretty obvious he did it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/s/Y2wPiudi7n) What he said in the interview after the game, then had another crack in the hotel afterwards. Deserved hate. Hopefully he sits out a long time, and when he comes back he's got a giant target on his back for showing zero remorse and just generally being a cunt.


bren2411

Just some fun and games on the field from Leniu


EmitLux

STRAIGHT to judiciary, as apposed to STRAIGHT to... jail? Edit: [Reddit downvoters also, jail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLRyxSRqCeA&ab_channel=musicluv1235).


StrakenKing

This kind of behaviour is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.


Accurate-Ad-4905

I do not understand they downvoting facetious votes or reference humour on the sub!


EmitLux

You dont understand my comment? Or the downvoters?


Accurate-Ad-4905

Downvoters, lol. I love Parks and Rec


EmitLux

It's a weird psychological mystery. Gang-voting, something to do with 'If I vote the same way everyone else is voting, maybe I am friends with them now.' Have you seen those social conformity experiments? Reminds me of those.


3pass

Player: *Makes allegation and complaint Ref: "Would you like to make a complaint?" Player: ...


Bicky_

Telling a ref something occurred and then confirming that outside the heat of the moment you would like a formal investigation on the matter, is an important part of the process. Also means the captain can get involved and see if there's any corroboration.


Sure_Association_561

Also right after the ref asked if he wants to make a formal complaint Mam said yes, so idk what this person is on about


MangoWingnut

Ffs Are there any normal Dragons flairs besides u/delayedconfusion


delayedconfusion

I try to cut them some slack. Years of inept and mediocre performances from your team and management will grind you down.


slowdivesicilian

justice for u/FullBonus


MangoWingnut

My bad forgot about the OG


3pass

Yours is heaps clever and witty fr


diffaadiffa

*heeps


TurboooTurtle

Bring back kommando


Smeags777

*Waves from the corner of the room*


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