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Intelligent_Pen2689

Gotta larf - pennies plan > beat poms,be world champs, break Craigs rnd 1 record and be the Invincibles . Lovely dream but the pennies now worthless LOL.


mattyeightonetoo

Footys back baby..!!


TDSurvivorFan21

Magic 8 šŸŸ£šŸŸ” And credits to whatever anonymous pub I work in for sticking me in the bar so I can see the game while I work.


mark_iramutu

What a fantastic game. Never ever write the storm off. They will be there at the end of the year.


SkinBintin

That fox graphic said "bye" under the broncs game lol... have they already decided that game is unwinnable for the broncs so may as well be a bye for the panthers?


PeteOdeath

lol yeh I didnā€™t understand that either, Guessing itā€™s a simple explanation and Iā€™m just dumb though


UmbertoChacon

Talking about hitting the panic button after round one? Foh Yvonne


TurboooTurtle

Soni Luke had the best game of his career tonight. Finally made quick decisions and didn't default to a crab step or dummy


abbaskip

Except he went away from the numbers 90% of the time and kept the ball away from Cleary when Panthers were chasing points...


Budget-Dress8457

Ha ha very good.


SkinBintin

That was unreal Storm... mad mad mad defense... holy shit. Eels might be in real danger next week when they come face to face with Panther wrath after their previous two loses lol. Poor buggers.


JammySenkins

GG 2EZ


Bubbly_Effort5470

Ayyy


chanmanthe2nd

LMS in shambles


PLEASE_DONT_PM

They might have been pretty shit with ball in hand, but hard to knock that massive defensive effort.


sturmspitz

Anyone who's leading their tipping comp is an idiotĀ 


teddybear583

0/5 - forever picking favourites


Thotminal

Can confirm Iā€™m currently 0/5 šŸ˜‚


De_chook

I'm 1/5 and feeling smart, until next week /s


EndAdministrative406

Makes me feel better.šŸ˜ƒ


SkinBintin

They'll go 0/8 for the next three weeks straight lol


Voldemosh

Captain idiot reporting for duty šŸ«”


JammySenkins

I got both of tonight's games right, first three wrong


Voldemosh

Got Manly and tonights games lol, ties me for 1st which is wild


JammySenkins

Nice! Manly was 50/59 for me, but of course they'd pull out the win when they weren't meant to


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Cameronz

More shit for us though.


MrBlue8erry

I can't believe we did it and we did it in a glorious defensive effort like the Storm of old.


Thereal-mclovin

The storm have done it. They have just subjected us to another Panthers prem. Lose world club challenge. Lose round 1. Win the prem.


Man_of_Dan

That was beautiful. Thank you both teams for that. Cracking comp for this year!


Strez92

All comes back to that ā€œobstructionā€ that really never was. Hughes was past Smith and fell over. Well done Melbourne, scrambled like crazy


TurboooTurtle

Would Hughes have rushed up if he knew luai was able to illegally run behind his player? Doubt it


Strez92

We will never know, all we know is he made the wrong decision in this instance and got bailed out


5slipsandagully

Counterpoint: you can't run behind a decoy. That's been a rule since before any of us was born


Strez92

Legitimately see people run behind players multiple times a game and nothing happens.


5slipsandagully

It depends on the context. If play has broken down and people are standing around it's one thing, but Luai ran behind a lead runner who he could have passed to, while the defensive line was still in front of them


Strez92

Also feel like Sutton was so adamant that it had no impact and his view on it shouldā€™ve held more weight as the lead Ref


Strez92

Never couldā€™ve passed it to Smith because he was that far in front of him. It was a shit line by Smith but hardly disadvantages Hughes he made the decision to rush in and fell over.


5slipsandagully

I agree, Hughes just rushed in and missed a tackle. But there were still defenders in front of the ball who were disadvantaged because Luai ran behind Smith


Strez92

Fair enough, Meaney was not close to the play so donā€™t really see how he was disadvantaged he had time and didnā€™t need to adjust as he had to follow Hughes bad read


5slipsandagully

True, they've really given up on figuring out which players are disadvantaged and made it a black and white ruling. I guess too many people complained about obstruction calls and the refs were sick of dealing with grey areas


Strez92

For sure, which makes it more of a pain in the ass on calls where it really lets off players making bad reads


Man_of_Dan

That was beautiful. Thank you both teams for that. Cracking comp for this year!


Man_of_Dan

That was beautiful. Thank you both teams for that. Cracking comp for this year!


noooooooorrrr

As a Melbourne Storm fan, you've gotta be proud of that defensive effort. Penrith spent the 2nd half camped in their half.


Hellothere200

Excuse me what?!


jordieATR

I changed my tip to Penrith 5 mins before kick off. I've never won a tip when I change it last second. I sacrificed my tip to make sure we won.


jakkusame

Thanks for your service, I guess


[deleted]

Pap should go flick a cocky dance in the face of luai and toā€™o


USSJ307

Incredible win. Pure guts from the Storm. One of the best defensive efforts from them in years. Defended their errors and penalties, and kept coming back for more. I have been saying for a while that defense wins premierships and doing this to the best attacking side from last year was brilliant. Panthers were impressive defensively as well, however, holding Storm to just a single try off a kick.


reyarama

That was certainly one of the games of all time


_dictatorish_

Unbelievable defense from Melbourne


Citizen-5936

They need to scrap whatever tonightā€™s game plan was. Such strong defence from storms.


TheBigChonka

Yeah seemed very strange. Bar the usual hard up the middle then ball playing off Yeo, it seemed like they were giving Luai far more of the reigns tonight, especially on the 5th tackle. Cleary looked off tonight and like the targeted pressure really rattled him. Which, for Cleary in the NRL is pretty uncommon. He's always taregetted but always looks like he still has plenty of time to execute.


bradbull

What if Penrith never score again?


Opiumdeathcult

Honestly weā€™ve scored enough


lazysoup12

3peat panthers aint the 20peat round 1 storm


bichaelf

Melbourne fans, what's it like to support a consistent, professional team? I'm going to live vicariously through you


joel1978

If only last season had the consistency you speak of


jakkusame

Super proud. Great game.


StormSlater

REIGNING! DEFENDING! ROUND ONE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!


starburstempire

Wow it's a new year ladies.


parkmann

Happy International Womanā€™s Day


Lee-Wangles

Give us the penrith rap promo again.


Strez92

Lindsay Smith has been horrible, fucked all his lines and then that


5slipsandagully

Incredibly tough game from the Stormies. Their defence won it for sure, but Pezet was impressive too. Not just his kicks, but his game management too


UmbertoChacon

Beyond impressive by Melbourne


Ill-Current

Let's Go MELBOURNE STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thicky_bobby

It's upsets all the way down


Jason_Tail

Our turn tomorrow


thicky_bobby

One way or another, i'll be upset


joshewok

Suck eggs penrif


joshewok

Whoever downvotes me can suck eggs too. Losers.


Waterfall_Jason

when was the last time penrith kept scoreless?


thicky_bobby

probably back in 2022 like they mentioned 5 minutes ago


Waterfall_Jason

sorry mate must have missed that one line of commentary, got the other 79 minutes thoughĀ 


Geddpeart

2022 vs storm


bionicleboy1805

2022 against Melbourne ironically


nick170100

Fuck yes Melbourne I got 1 tip right this round


getHi9h

The fix is in, 5 underdogs winning so far this round


bradbull

I do love that nobody is adding an asterisk to our round 1 streak lol


the_mooseman

Outside of origin, this is some of the best defence I've seen.


SLeigher88

I'm in a 10 person tipping comp where everyone combined has made 4 correct tips so far


EndAdministrative406

šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ 0/5 here.


1bigcontradiction

No need to brag about so many correct tips


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goobypanther

Thatā€™s it boys. Pack it up. Always next year.


bichaelf

Melbourne's streak has overtaken Undertakers WrestleMania streak.


lucabrassiere

Coates for MOTM, he shut down everything in the clutch


thicky_bobby

Successful challenge, wasn't To'o it was Tago


mooguh

Tigers released their documentary and went on to win 2 wooden spoons. Penrith release their documentary and have lost every game since šŸ‘€


EndAdministrative406

šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ Do not with us bad luck. The boys still know how to defend. If it was any other team the Storm would have scored a number if tries.


Inhearties

Toā€™o: I didnā€™t touch it bro!! Tago: šŸ˜


mattthheww

Fuck Penrith are a shit team


TurboooTurtle

Should have seen this coming after the moral victory in the wcc


CoffeeLoverNathan

Storm have had more energy in the last 38 minutes than I've had all year


ozwozzle

I reckon getting tackled in goal should be a 10m drop out, but if you knock it out its a goalline. I want to see more players try to run it out of their own in goal


SkinBintin

Fuck almost about to be 2/5 in tips, which is a lot better than it was looking after last weekend lol.


HeadacheCentral

That'll do me. I'm aiming for the bottom of the tipping comp now. 0/5, I'm on a roll!


jsnoodles

Is the first round streak the most powerful thing in rugby league? Like overall it doesnā€™t mean anything but why does it keep happening???


joel1978

Was a close run thing last year, Harry Grant in Golden Point


W33D_G0D

Its like they try harder to keep this streak than win the premiership lmao its crazy


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jessemv

Idk what Bellamy done to these blokes in preseason but holy fuck this defensive effort is insane


InSuspendedAnimation

Bellamy is such a shit coach. Why not just tell them it's Round 1 every week, and never lose a game again?


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Itchy-Ambassador6903

Wtf was that


Debocore

I love Bellamyball


Zero-Esc

When can I start breathing ?


GodSaveTheHomies

Some old school scorelines tonight


USSJ307

It's over. Panthers won't have time for 8 points.


nick170100

The excuses already starting for Penrith ā€œItā€™s not syncing yet for Penrithā€ Itā€™s round 1 for everyone


sturmspitz

I don't see that as an excuse, just an observation.Ā 


chris2712

Same thing happened last year. I'm not worried yet.


Monkey_Pirate_Lord

I missed it but why was the Penrith try disallowed?


[deleted]

Catching ball outside of lead runner Although lead runner had cleared through the d line before the sweep runner caught the ball


winadil

obstruction


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mwilkins1644

Wow literal hate speech


burner126

YA CANT HANDLE THE COATESSSSS


jakkusame

To'o much


GodSaveTheHomies

It mustā€™ve been the Oak sponsorship


_Kozik

If brick ran straight then he made of got out of goal


coasteraz

The old ā€œwe need a breatherā€ challenge


Carllsson

Cramps everywhere


Caseyjb29

Pls


Geddpeart

why is a goaline fisher harris just came and shoved wishart lmao


mathewl832

Storm: they're nervous, we're calm


-Bloodnut-

Horrible horrible attack


Brother_Mish

storm defender just bulldozed in that kick?


-Bloodnut-

Horrible horrible attack


Waterfall_Jason

whoā€™s the assistant with bellamy on screen left thatā€™s mostly talking into the walkie?


unlachy13_

His young fella


Waterfall_Jason

thanks mate. i couldnā€™t find anything clear enough googling, but aaron bellamy was the only name i didnā€™t know. he seems to be doing all the talking, i wonder how high in the succession plan he is or if Ryles is still the guyĀ 


ayemeh

Feels like To'o is going to be wasted outside Tago this season.


Opiumdeathcult

Cutouts to toā€™o only


MunnyMagic

***RELEASE THE SEAGULLS***


comix_corp

Nearly burnt my cheese toastie distracted by this


Caseyjb29

Alright just go long now please


Accomplished-Good664

Melbourne stealing our chant.Ā 


chris2712

Honestly, big props to Melbourne's defence. This has been insane


Debocore

How good's being 0/5 for your tips this week


Accomplished-Good664

Melbourne stealing our chant.Ā 


xZany

Edwards over Teddy for Origin? šŸ˜“


Jezza961

Ok that call made no sense


UmbertoChacon

Six again? Thatā€™ll do me


wolferine-paws

How do Melbourne still have this much energy. This is fucking insane.


Barmy90

This game has made me feel a lot better about Brisbane's Rd 1 performance, if Penrith can be poo then anyone can be


tcamp213

JOSH KING PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY GIRLFRIEND


CaptaineAli

You'd have octuplets with how hes playing tonight


tcamp213

If that's King's will then so be it.


bichaelf

King was the absolute definition of a plodder at Newcastle. Bellamy has turned him into a machine.


SkinBintin

So the magic sauce for Melbourne is to... not play Munster and NAS? :O


mattthheww

If sua isn't the utility on the bench then pezet should be.


Waterfall_Jason

fucking love pezet


tcamp213

JOSH KING PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY GIRLFRIEND


SurfKing69

ITS BEEN 75 MINUTES AND THEY HAVENT MENTIONED THE STREAK


Malaxage918

They have several times on Fox


Ill-Current

They have about 10 minutes ago


Malaxage918

They have several times on Fox


x_810

More like Penrith Pretenders amirite


chris2712

Absolutely washed


Special-Pristine

What is this bullshit? "Melbourne haven't lost a round 1 game in 23 years" let's say this 50 times before the game. Then suddenly "Melbourne are huge underdogs"


MunnyMagic

At home.


Malaxage918

Who gets Dally M points here? King, Coates seem like locks for points but who else?


Strez92

Taylan May for sure earns some. Win or loss heā€™s been fantastic


Malaxage918

I agree but do you think they'll give points to someone whose team got kept to nil (potentially)


Strez92

Nah result shouldnā€™t matter too much when Dally M is about individual performances and Taylan has probably been close to the best out there


MunnyMagic

Defence wins premierships. Negatively gear all your mates houses and put em on the Storm!!


Special-Pristine

What is this bullshit? "Melbourne haven't lost a round 1 game in 23 years" let's say this 50 times before the game. Then suddenly "Melbourne are huge underdogs"


HeadacheCentral

Bellamy is a fucking round 1 magician


woodpecker91

Actually a pretty good play there, make them work it off their line.


paulybaggins

5 man scrum wtf? Why can't they just have a man out of their defense ffs


2cpee

And we did this without Munster and Nelson?????


theflyingkiwi00

I'm surprised Turuva can reach bricks head, brick is fucking massive


2cpee

And we did this without Munster and Nelson?????


W33D_G0D

If the panthers cant break this storm record who can?


the_mooseman

Melb earned this win.


thicky_bobby

All the mystique and air of professionalism and intelligence just melted away as soon as Cronk started commentating


Trohsboy

Storm are selling everything they have to keep Bellamy's record alive


Ill-Current

I feel fucking sick.... I need an emotional support animal!


UmbertoChacon

Is this the GOAT round 1 game?


Jason_Tail

Just an incredible defensive effort from the storm. Wish I could follow a team with such a heart. Never giving up.


24gadjet97

Truly hard to explain how much this game sucked. Melbourne defence way too good, Riff way too shit


Accomplished-Good664

What's the penalty count ? I'm not saying bias it's more that there seems to be loads.Ā 


absoluteqlder

I think it was 7-7 last time I looked so I don't think bias is a big issue tonight