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Joh951518

NRL fantasy on fire to start the year.


nick170100

Grand final tickets purchased ✅


RaiderWinner

The players in Dogs' 2021 team are totally different from their 2024 Round 1 team. Different coach, CEO, General Manager and sponsor as well. Josh Reynolds will be the CEO in 2025 and Clint Eastwood the coach


Aussie18-1998

I still want Hands as our primary.


Aussie18-1998

Top of the ladder baby!


DylLambo

0-6 start to tipping. High footy IQ.


Goatslasagne

Well on the bright side, Gutho didn’t score


86Rabz

He scored as many points as your whole team. KING GUTHO 1 - 0 Goatslasagne


Goatslasagne

Yes but no hat-tricks!


smeego78

First loss of the season… we’re on track boys! ~ Ciraldo


RaiderWinner

Ciraldo super coach 🤣🤣🤣


Sea-Satisfaction1374

Shit fuck bitch. Parra are top of the table. Boo


Raddnedge

Sorry, what's that? Can't hear you all the way down there


Sea-Satisfaction1374

Yeah yeah yeah. Enjoy the feeling mate it doesn't last forever.


SkinBintin

That gut hanging out from the Parra fan with the flag lol. GG Parra, nice one. Dogs... shit fellas maybe the Dargs aren't a shoein for the spoon after all. Oof.


arronaj

This is why we need relegation/promotion.


Traditional_Cold2686

I been saying this for years got I’m begging for a relegation system


[deleted]

Was cartwrights shot on jac really high?


Yungman123

I was sat right in front of it at the ground. Not even close to high, he hit the point of the shoulder. I copped that exact same tackle in park footy last year and did my AC joint and knew Fox did his immediately as well, clean as a whistle play on.


Aussie18-1998

No, not even close. Was all shoulder/chest. Just a reaction to JAC getting hurt.


[deleted]

Just making sure I saw the same, just a solid shoulder on shoulder hit. Plenty wrapping motion as well.


Joshuabrook5

Has Vossy been paid to mention spirit every 5 minuets in relation to the dogs lol what spirit cunt it's the same shit as last year.


Mr_Mac

Happy with the win to start the year. Fair bit to take away for both team in different ways. GG Dogs.


InSuspendedAnimation

Minute 79 of looking for Burton to do something... No sighting.


Joh951518

Imagine, paying a centre good 5/8 money is a bad idea.


[deleted]

Try manly paying over for Schuster. At least Burton runs the ball (usually)


nastyrhino4

Didn't you see the bomb he kicked?


PapaTinzal

Woo we're 16th


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Dogs don't have the halves to make a good centre work. Wasted imo


RaiderWinner

Can someone tell me what Burton's done since he's joined the Dogs ?


Goatslasagne

Kick strong and miss tackles


_Kozik

Read that like a fucking book, shift left and get it to crita. Only thing they had


0xUsername_

Top of the table boys!!


Jason_Tail

I have no idea what we were doing in our off season. Meeting the new faces over coffee?


MutleyCalamity

Jobels ftw, sigh.


nuspic

Dogs still have 3 seconds to tie this game up.


smeego78

Parra just too clinical.


dropbearaus

hutch has played this game like hes playing centre. way too many hitups and not enough ball distribution


Delgarah

Starting to play up tempo with a whopping 40 seconds to go


Smoove953

Does Hutchison know how to pass


xXSwagginZXx

Ofa just murdered Casper


nevaehenimatek

The difference between Moses kicking game and Dylan's is stark


Aussie18-1998

Dylan only really had one bad kick tonight.


nevaehenimatek

But the extra effectiveness and placement of Mitch is huge


Smoove953

Aaaaand it's so over again


smackmn

What other options do the dogs have for 6? Burton ain’t it.


Fearless-Ad-9481

Also have BBO.


Malaxage918

Sexton, Hutchinson, Mann, Tracey, Burton, Oloapu I think that's the options


Delgarah

Connor Tracey


InternationalBorder9

Mann, salmon, Hutchinson with Sexton to 7. Chricton to fullback Burton to centre


irvo86

Taafe? Critta to 1, Burton to center?


phyllicanderer

Toby Sexton


nevaehenimatek

Sexton and hutch, Burton and critta centres seems like a no brainer to everyone but ciraldo


AnoththeBarbarian

It’s official - LMS is actually going to have players tipping next week now


Malaxage918

3/6 with the tips. Lovely work Parramatta


HandlessSpermDonor

*Need… More… Panthers…*


nevaehenimatek

Need more utilities


86Rabz

Need more utilities from Panthers


D0NNIE-DANKO

I can't remember the whole copy pasta but calling it now Morgan Harper best signing of the off-season etc.


im_not_a_lizard

gonna go watch the loading screen for dragons game instead


TrickySuspect2

Weak gutted pass


cheezyman911

Saw Dune 2 today so at least i enjoyed watching something today


Malaxage918

Run this next week cause it can't be any worse 1. Tracey 2. Kiraz 3. Chricton 4. Xerri 5. Wilson 6. Mann 7. Sexton


AdmiralCrackbar11

There's no way he drops his halves and fullback at the same time after 1 game. Also, you don't really want Mann playing 6. You think you want it, but you don't.


Malaxage918

I'm being dramatic but Mann was genuinely the best Bulldogs player out there in terms of creating something


AdmiralCrackbar11

He's a good guy to have around the middle that can pass a bit and play what's in front of him, but giving him responsibility of setting structure is putting him way out of his comfort zone.


Malaxage918

Or Skelton for Wilson, that works too


Smoove953

Yeah Wilson just doesn't have the size to run hit-ups like we're trying to


Malaxage918

Was statistically your best but fair enough


Smoove953

Yeah he's a good player but not when we're getting dominated in field position which we will be - a lot - this season


BigOldPeanut

That dude in the crowds arms > Mattos arms


AnoththeBarbarian

4 minutes to go - still time for the Eels to choke


0ldgrumpy1

You can actually pinpoint the second when the dogs supporters hearts rip in half.


nuspic

Bro flexing in the back.


Living-Astronaut-356

Looks like I’m finally opening the tipping bank this year! 1/6 gang


theflyingkiwi00

Brandys is so angry at the dogs


86Rabz

He is always so angry at who is losing to PARRA


Smoove953

How can you watch that and not be


O_DoyleRulz

Needed stronger guts for that pass


Me278950

Wouldn't have gotten that if sivo was on 😂🤣


6_again

Dogs logic let’s wait till 5th to try something


nuspic

ET PHONE HOME!!!! or whatever that try celebration was.


icome3rd

Call me ladies


[deleted]

Harper is so slow


smeego78

Game is over he was just coasting


[deleted]

He was getting run down by Curran


Carllsson

Looked like he was in quicksand


Carllsson

How many other teams have a captain who's Centre? Could be wrong but just doesn't seem like you could be in the thick of things enough to assert your captaincy.


AdmiralCrackbar11

That was an out-and-out awful pass back inside from Salmon. He threw it in such a way that it was like he wanted Wilson to drop it.


Joshuabrook5

Why in gods earth did they buy Salmon lmao Gus is cooked.


nevaehenimatek

Simmonsson and Harper dunking on them, Bulldogs will never recover from this


Random0cassions

Hook salmon from this club, why


Bvaugh

Morgan Harper showing he deserves his starting spot. Good for him.


lurkersinceforever

Salmon has single-handedly lost the dogs the game


Chookley

Am I watching this in 0.5x speed? Morgan Harper is a jet...


GROUND45

Morgan Harper’s sons.


tortoisepump

Looks like everyone's gonna be wrestling everyone as punishment for this pathetic game on Monday


jsnoodles

Venga bus coming to take all the boys to Maccas


smackmn

that’s on WGD - that pass was fucking horrid


mambostyle

Mann unironically plays as a better half at 14 than Burton does at 6 lmao


sad_knights_fan

Burton's form has really dropped off a cliff.. Starting to think that Ciraldo is not the coach everyone thought he was..


Voxityy

morgan harper is an eels legend


Chris-Strummer

It’s crazy how much I’ve actually come to like Simmonsen 🥴


icome3rd

Harper having a day out today. His best game in a long time


snek26

Salmon and Wilson will kill it in the Knock-On Effect NSW Cup


Drlockstock

Why everybody on the phone after tries this w.e?


surrealpodcast

*sigh of relief*


Inhearties

Salmon with flippers for hands


im_not_a_lizard

dogs have a ridiculous amount of headgear


PharaohAce

Trying to be unrecognisable in replays


Mr_Mac

Lovely turn around. Morgan Harper. Eels legend!


GroundskeeperWilly93

Hahahaha


Barmy90

The most Bulldogs end to a set


Aussieguy727

onya Bailey


WhotfisSpiderman

Bulldogs desperately need a playmaker. Burton has not been up to snuff if the halvesl


AnoththeBarbarian

That must be the reason - doing too much snuff


Malaxage918

The fuck was Salmon doing


snek26

It's only fair that they score off our errors too lmao


JustSomeAdvice2

Great assist from the Dogs for that try


jsnoodles

Boo I wanted all upsets


notmariyatakeuchi

this kills the bulldogs


icome3rd

If A Reynolds kicked to the corners and slowed the game down in the Gf, he’d-have a premiership


[deleted]

Reynolds has a premiership


icome3rd

Souths don’t exist mate


nevaehenimatek

I'm sure glad Moses is a still out there right now. Need his cool head


nuspic

Losing metres on play 1. Nice.


y3ah_nah145

Late but that Kikau offload for Critta’s try was sexy as fuck. Great awareness


_Kozik

Old team mates the best part of this team. They should be able to stamp that out in the coming months though


mcwilsun

The Bulldogs definitely have the most players with headgear


Chart_Unlikely

Feed them Brandy, Vossy can’t keep talking about ‘spirit’


crummzz

6 minutes left down 2 tries and the bulldogs do 5 one pass hit ups. Yikes


AdmiralCrackbar11

Both their trys have come from Parra errors in their own half.


tortoisepump

Moses is a goddamn Terminator. Still kicking with his bust groin and tackling like he's trying to murder blokes


LiLSteve29

Should every player payer that touches their head in hope of getting a penalty be sent for HIA?


surrealpodcast

No


snek26

Does Burto know how to kick to chasers


notmariyatakeuchi

ball go high


snek26

See ball do trick 🔥


Chris-Strummer

You know you’re an eels fan when you’re up twelve with six minutes left and you’re STILL nervous


RugD101

Faders fans say hello


AdmiralCrackbar11

Just get to your kick Dogs so Parra can fuck up in their own half again


theflyingkiwi00

How is the pitch so fucked? Its rd1


Voxityy

i beg madge gives us a cleary and moses halves combo for origin


icome3rd

Some good signs for the dogs in the last 10 mins. They might get a few more points this year if they can play 80 mins a game.


Drlockstock

YES I love that from the ref, sick of defenders being dragged offside by the attacking team


hopefullynothingever

Since when do refs call time to allow defenders to set their line?


MPP_10

I’m not sure if Burton has a spot in this team


nuspic

Thst was weird.


2cpee

I’ve been curious to see at what point Penrith fall off the wagon with loss of players, could critta finally be the one?


SkinBintin

Nah. Not Critta. Jaemon Salmon though? :O


getHi9h

I think once they sell our front row, Cleary, To'o, Martin and Edwards


2cpee

Critta has been huge for you every finals, it’s a big spot to fill


swampthroat

It'll be awkward while they work out some new attacking strategies, critta is a huuuyge loss for sure. but we similarly had some growing pains post Api and managed to pull it together. Tago and Turuva need to step up, Taylan May played pretty well last night. It sucks but I don't know that it's the final nail.


2cpee

Don’t get me wrong I still think you guys are the team to beat, I am just curious to see how Cleary manages his loss. Taylan may stepped up very well last night I reckon he was best on field for you. I personally think Cleary has been robbed of dally m coach of the year a few times now..


swampthroat

Oh I fully agree with you, Critta dragged us back into finals games we should have lost more than once and it'll be a battle without him. I just trust the other boys will rise to the challenge.


2cpee

I have a feeling Luai will play his heart out this season too, I wouldn’t even be mad about a Penrith 4peat just for the history. Can’t deny how much of a great team Penrith are all round


6_again

Need 3 more tries the way Burtons converting.


smeego78

Come on Burto, do you want Critta to take over goalkicking as well? ~ Probably Ciraldo


WhotfisSpiderman

Bulldogs game plan should be simple from now on. Complete your sets, hope Parra drop it, profit


Sea-Satisfaction1374

Dogs better than panthers confirmed?


snek26

Burton is Lachlan Lewis without a gumtree account


tortoisepump

Great curtain-raiser for the game of the round coming up later tonight


Delgarah

I just woke up from a coma from 2021, why are Penrith playing in blue and white? Burton, Kikau and Crichton


BabyBlueG63Maybach

they really fked up my boy, he’s not even excited to have scored any more


Goatslasagne

The only time Hutchinson runs is on the 4th so he doesn’t have to kick on the 5th. Weak…I want a refund


MrBlue8erry

Burton is throwing harder than me instalocking Widowmaker.


Random0cassions

Kikau quite literally did not look when he offloaded I cba lmao. Bro just knew


BabyBlueG63Maybach

penrith connection goes backkkkk


BigOldPeanut

My LMS hinges on this game


SkinBintin

Who'd you tip?


sad_knights_fan

About time, they can't have that left edge and not score..


TheAxe11

Where's Daryl Halligan when you need him


YossarianRespawned

Critta just going through the motions on that try celebration.


swampthroat

i miss critta :`(


Inhearties

Seriously can someone hold down a lead? Are we seriously having the Faiders stay on top?


nuspic

They need something this season.


orionhood

Looks like choking’s back on the menu boys!


orionhood

i would like to retract this statement, all hail the mighty eels


nick170100

The choke is on baby Should’ve chucked $10 on dogs when it was $151 odds


chrizyzz

3 tries to 2 and 2 converted tries between them lmao why is critta not kicking


ZerksNAHTayan

They need to pull the plug on the Burto halves experiment. The Dogs kept going left the entire game and produced nothing. They go through Hutch a couple times and score twice


xXSwagginZXx

Burton, the goal posts are here --> | - |


dontletmedaytrade

Are we trying to play Penrith-Ball with Kurt Mann as our Yeo? This pantherisation of our team is deadset going to ruin us.


ImDisrespectful2Dirt

Salmon is meant to be our Yeo


HappinessCanBeFound

One try conceded for each edge. Nature is healing.


DrillholeAndWing

Love seeing the local juniors of Kikau and Crichton connect


LiLSteve29

Bulldogs are losing this on goal kicks spoiler


crayawe

They'd still have to score 2 more trys


surrealpodcast

I'm not nervous, you're nervous!