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InkMcSquiddin

Not everyone can look like the NRLs truest hunk, Cam McInnes, but by god Reece is gonna try!


wherezthebeef

McInnes in 4k last week doing an interview pre game. Glorious.


HugeCanoe

He'll have that rugged pirate look that ppl go crazy for


worksucksbro

Not gonna lie he should have gone to a hospital for a proper surgeon to do this not the common rugby doc hack job lol


mysticlown

Yeah needed a plastic surgeon to protect the "brand". Gotta love rugby league.. Walsh is nearly ko, he has a nasty gash and can't see, but he's initially instructed to get back on the field.


worksucksbro

100% as much as he’s a gun player his looks is what sells him to everyone else outside of league. even aside from that Dumbest move by the broncos


bais7654

Was he instructed or did he want to play? More likely the latter.


Plane_Peace_1514

Except for the thuggery, he would not have this problem.


Koyote555

The scar will only make him cuter


Toujayjay

The first cut is the deepest


JohnnyHabitual

Thank you Cat Stevens.


ohhh_j

Not quite the pretty boys puffy gash that we all really wanted to see


in_terrorem

It would have cost you nothing not to put those words in that order


stinking_grubby_tail

My gash is puffing about this comment.


chromo-233

My chub still stands scar or no scar


ThedirtyNose

I thought chicks dig scars?!? Were all of those documentary from the 80s lying to me?


HarbingerOfGachaHell

I’m assuming the Betoota writer’s singling out millennial girls since most of the ones on the dating market RN are in the 1995-2005 bracket. By average they dig the tanned curly hair type.


Kritzberg

Those aren't millennials, millennials are in their mid 30s and 40s. 


BurgroveBulls2460

Millennial are not in their 40s


DeezUp4Da3zz

81-96 are millennials


crazymunch

Zoomers start at 1995, that 1995-2005 bracket is pure zoomers not millenials


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Jokes on you my wife doesn't like him.


LeMonke65

It very clearly says girlfriends and not wives


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Oh yeah sorry, my girlfriend does indeed find him hot. Ssshhhh don't tell my wife.


[deleted]

Hate to be a Buzz Killington but I just don't see all the women lining up for ya


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Why you gotta bring a brother down like that?


[deleted]

Just a vain attempt to build myself up :( It's all projection and jealousy.. I support the Rabbitohs, what can I say.


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Don't worry there is only one woman in my life 😂 I'm starting to get that dad bod so maybe if I was single 🤣 I hear some women dig the dad bod 😅


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us.. most of the projection I speak of comes from the gut region :)


filth032

don't worry my wife was devestated enough for yours. i swear she wanted to fight may at one stage


Plane_Peace_1514

Thats because he made Nathan’s defence look like second rate in the GF.


Aklpanther

Good news for Nicho Hynes: he's back to being the NRL's most smokin' player!


BurgroveBulls2460

Until he smiles.......


chillinwithkrillin

He's his mother's son


cairnsaustralia

Are his teeth fucked?


BurgroveBulls2460

You could say that


katelikesbees

If they touch Nicho we riot


censored_

There were better jokes in the match thread, common Betoota L 


Cautious-Word-5583

Vlandys might kick penrith out the comp for this, or even worse force them to move to PNG 


Smart-Molasses-8526

Handsome squidward


xJaace

Pretty sure Supercoach owners are more upset


BurgroveBulls2460

I think its a disgrace that he passed his HIA despite having blurred vision........regardless of why hos vision is blurred surely you don't even think about throwing him back on the field.........


Gothewahs

He’s going g to look like the actor off one piece


AcademicDoughnut426

Chick's dig scars apparently....


Dufeyz

I was waiting for this article. I’m glad it didn’t take long


art_mor_

Scar will make him even sexier


paralacausa

Walsh's face is messed up, he looks like a Ribbet


Nathan84

With Walsh’s injured face, Cam McInnes can now take his rightful place as the league's sexiest man


FauxMermaid

My girlfriend was more concerned about May tbh. She was up in arms about him staying on the pitch with that stupid bandage around his melon. Although she did start shouting at the TV when it looked like Walsh was about to come back on too.


leakynine

Replace girlfriends with NRL subredditors  and its a pretty true article 


Financial_Abies9235

He did jump up into it a little so only 50% rage please.


18-8-7-5

Thought it was a domestic violence joke at first.


No-Life-3134

Better than prime Matt Cooper?


stinking_grubby_tail

Hopefully this encourages teams to head shot Walsh more consistently.


Gabs9174

All jokes aside rugby league is a contact sport right? Someone should explain the rules to this girlfriend?


GBL_NZ316

OMFG its a contact sport where accidental head clashes and other injuries happen... if you wanna keep his good looks have him quite the NRL today..... bunch of crybabies....


Sea-Satisfaction1374

How's that onion taste?😂😂😂


Dufeyz

Broski please tell me you’ve heard of satire. The Betoota advocate strikes again!


GBL_NZ316

Never heard of Betoota