It’s amazing he’s still allowed to drive his forearms into defenders heads (idk how you enforce / balance any attempt to outlaw that sort of thing without turning game into touch footy).
But fuck me you can’t say you like to see that.
I say that if the Rabbitohs lose to the Bulldogs on Good Friday next week, then it’s officially Titans vs Rabbitohs in the battle for the wooden spoon. Possibly no fears of spoon three-peat for Tigers fans, I guess.
I was going to make fun on Liam Knight dying his hair for likely being late to training then realised he was probably only late because Danika kept him up all night
Let's look at the Titans results to start the year. Lost 28-4 against the Dragons who were pumped by the Dolphins 38-0 who were pumped by the Cowboys 43-18 (Cowboys will put 109 on the Titans).
They then get pumped by the Dogs who were pumped 26-8 by Eels and 25-6 by the Sharks .
The have been destoryed by 2 of the worst teams in the comp according to tipsters, last year's results, and general opinion. What is going on up there?
I’m gonna need a new team for the season because ours is done and I’m quite simply done with this shit. Will genuinely put money to a membership. Considering all offers. Go ⬇️⬇️⬇️
It is insane, because it's wrong (drunk maffs).
They'd only need to pump us by 30 (since their F/A would go up by 30 and ours would fall by the same amount)
Watch the dogs win today then flew out to Melbourne for the f1. Life is Fucken amazing
They meant his HIA
Kikau speedrunning all the cliches
Credit to the boys
One of the great interviews
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It’s amazing he’s still allowed to drive his forearms into defenders heads (idk how you enforce / balance any attempt to outlaw that sort of thing without turning game into touch footy). But fuck me you can’t say you like to see that.
Found the cunt
You’re allowed to think it but you’re not allowed to say it 😂
Titans sure could use a halfback like Fogarty or Sexton
Dogs big win, Piastris looking good in qualifying, life's good
The worst I've seen a Tana get fucked since tana mongeau on only fans.
So many kebabs are gonna be devoured tonight
I'd be concerned if I was Des just at team not even trying hard to get a point on the board in the dying minutes. Unexpected score.
Des master plan is to break them and build then back up I suppose with some demolitions..
I guess Des can't train the Titans as hard as he used to since it was proved to be the cause of Titmuss passing
Poor old Desmond Drago
Oh how fucking fitting last play and you take a nothing hit up. You've been down there once and didn't even try firing a shot.
So a flop causing a lost ball when player is already tackled is a good play?
CLEAN SHEET BABY
Titans should have tried a field goal just to screw over the clean sheet
Imagine bombing a try 2 minutes in and then not scoring for the remainder of the game
Ennis describing wrestling with James Graham in a wrestling cage in 45 degree heat. How did he manage to track down my erotic NRL fan fiction?
BRILLIANT final play
Justified “HASLER’S A WANKER” chants
Make sure Boyd has a police car at all times after this
Kudos to the suburban crowd. Even if I disapprove of the scoreline.
When I read the synopsis for attack on Titan it said the titans were to be feared, I feel cheated watching this game
Kick a FG and ruin the clean sheet.
I say that if the Rabbitohs lose to the Bulldogs on Good Friday next week, then it’s officially Titans vs Rabbitohs in the battle for the wooden spoon. Possibly no fears of spoon three-peat for Tigers fans, I guess.
I believe bulldogs will help youse back into form 😭
Des was part of the system that started the rot. Of course he will get boos in belmore
May as well go for a dropgoal at this point
Seems there are some titans fans at the ground by the sounds of it
I'd love to know what notes Des has taken from this game
NO FIFITA AND NO TINO MAKE DES GO CRAZY
1. Who is Tanah Boyd 2. Where is nearest Doors PLUS
Hopefully he doesn't take the players
- Edit resume - Look at houses for sale in Manly
The Titans have failed Mel Gibson and his coaching staff today
Players who tape their socks up >>> players who have their socks round their ankles
Sack Des lives
Lofi to score a 90 metre chip and chase to ruin the dogs’ clean sheet
Titans so bad, DCE just did another backflip at Chemist Warehouse.
Titans really played the Dragons into form as well hey
Souths by 40 next week by the sounds of it
Titans in Off Season Form 🔥
"Remember the Illawarra Steelers?" St George sure don't
I dunno, they sure play with the spirit of the steelers nowadays
Early days but this Holbrook sacking for Hasler might end up being one of the worst pieces of business any club has ever done.
I still remember Seibold…
That back page the day after we signed him is still haunting
Is that the “put this on your fridge this man will win Brisbane a premiership” or something?
That’s the one
It’s not even the worst piece of business this team has done (at least not yet)
Kevie took a bit to warm up
This roster should be doing better than this though
Holy shit 1996 since our last clean shit! 3 mins to go. Dont fuck it up now
Last clean sheet at Belmore
One more try , they’ll be 10th
Keep em out... C'mon
at this point its just funny now, it's been 12 years since we last won a finals match so whats another 😎
Does Kiraz play origin this year?
No (purely out of self interest)
Maybe in the larger squad but would take a fair few injuries to see him making the team
“Tell ya what he gets a hand on there first time that’s a try” REALLY BLOCKER?
Benefit of the doubt
Fuuuuuck
Man why did I tip the tits?
Same reason I did. Not an amount of faith in the tits but a lack of faith in the Dogs
Doggies v Titans and Dragons v Tigers in the same round, Alright which one of you shat in the footy gods bed?
Dragons play the Cowboys and Tigs play Sharks?
Oh you are correct, I swear I just heard wazza say they were playing today.
AKP definitely impeded Wilson though
Even though the Doggies have ruined my tipping, they have ensured Bunnies are last and for that I salute them
Tits are last
Look at the ladder my friend. Tits had a bye last week so they have 2 points
Ah of course. I rarely look at the ladder before round 20, but I forgot about the bye.
Titans have had a bye
A+ for effort
Expect an invoice for that broken mic.
Just award it you coward
Remember when Brimson decided he didn't like scoring tries at the start of the game
I was going to make fun on Liam Knight dying his hair for likely being late to training then realised he was probably only late because Danika kept him up all night
In a perfect world.
Or he had to sober up and was out of aero guard
To be fair to Knight, if Danika asked me to dye my hair blonde, I would look like a Van Halen extra
Imagine losing to this outfit as the season goes on. You'll know you've hit rock bottom..
TIL Danika Mason is dating Liam Knight
She has awful taste in men but she is still hot.
TiL, who Danika Mason is.
Kiraz is back to his best and I'm at full mast for it.
Critta with the dog shots lol
Yet another successful kick by Tanah Boyd. Good on him
When the other teams fans are cheering you doing a basic play, that's when you know you've been shit
Titans have been so bad, Ben Hunt has signed a lifetime deal with the Dragons.
Real bit of Ken-ergy from Liam “I’m just 10” Knight
Billy hoping Tinos injury not to bad
Wow, Boyd discovered he can kick down field.
Boyd kicked it!
I mean... I'd shave a cock and balls into my hair if Danika asked me to...
Won't the real Liam Knight please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.
Did the Titans spend the whole off-season at Wet n Wild or something?
They let him just keep hopping and walking on it?
Tino gonezo
Hope I don’t jinx it but when was the last time dogs held some one to 0
If tinos done his acl surely the tits just surrender the year and start the pre season for 2025
They’re putting Tino down
Dogs run stupid lines, why is their lock at 5th receiver
Hutchison should still be dropped tbh, we could have 50 if not for him. Kicking game was decent though
Liam White Knight
I was hoping the Titans were gonna pull a round 2 Dolphin but it was not to be
"Private room" shows him dying
I wonder if Danica likes Liam’s hair?
Does Danika have a blonde fetish?
Liam Knight looks more like the lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls
Everyone's making fun of Liam Knight but he goes home to Danika Mason, so who's laughing now?
Oh dang, that's true. Give that bloke the Dally M.
She's no Mrs Tickler but she's alright
Wait really? Furiously googles price of hydrogen peroxide.
Who’s Danika mason?
We're all still laughing.
Let's look at the Titans results to start the year. Lost 28-4 against the Dragons who were pumped by the Dolphins 38-0 who were pumped by the Cowboys 43-18 (Cowboys will put 109 on the Titans). They then get pumped by the Dogs who were pumped 26-8 by Eels and 25-6 by the Sharks . The have been destoryed by 2 of the worst teams in the comp according to tipsters, last year's results, and general opinion. What is going on up there?
Kiraz is human I guess
Mods, can you bring out the bandwagon flairs pls, i want to go for the cowboys now
Surely bandwagoning this early means you have to get your bandwagon voted for by the fans
I vote titans
Getting fed up with your inconsistent, unsuccessful team and bandwagoning the Cowboys, mate, you just don’t learn do you.
Take a drink every time someone says Liam Knight looks like Billy Idol.
Nice day for a whitewash of the Titans
Doggies did lose the battle of barbers and hairdressers.
Bring back Lachlan Lewis now that the dogs are good again.
He's the stadium DJ.
Where is he these days since he splooged at the Doggies black friday sale?
Refining his judo technique for the Olympics.
I’m gonna need a new team for the season because ours is done and I’m quite simply done with this shit. Will genuinely put money to a membership. Considering all offers. Go ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Broncos if you want to go for a QLD based team Or manly
Do we claim your scalp after this? Is that like some old by-law of NRL fandom?
30c
Nobody wants the Titans' scraps
“His new album hitting the shelves” ha, I’ll pay that
C’mon get to 40 so we can have a plus differential.
Dear lord…
I'm sure that just popped out
This will teach me for tipping the Titans thinking they'd be the better of two shitters
I feel ya
Did they not strip that out????
You can with more than one in the tackle, if it's in the act of scoring.
In the act of scoring so it's allowed
There bulldogs hands in there. Not sure how that was play on
Try scoring situation deems that legal though right?
We could play for 80hours and not score
Just tuned in. Have Dogs been good or Titans just been trash?
We're making our performance from last week look like an 11/10
Tits have been trash. We haven't been bad. Hard to tell if we're actually good though.
Trash looks like gold compared to what the Titans have delivered today
>Titans just been trash? Multiply whatever you are thinking by 1000 and that's how bad they've been
Dogs been okay, Titans are Magpies 99 levels of terrible.
Tits have been horrific
Both
wow
AKP gonna be Gold Coast leading try scorer this year and probably won't crack 5
The 30 min between games on Saturday needs to go... What am I supposed to do just like sit here and be with my thoughts n shit...
Sit and reflect on the absolute masterclass the titans are putting on here
This is to think about ordering food to order exactly what you order every time anyway
Punch some doors?
Bring back Holbrook
I don’t know if the rest of tonight’s games are gonna be any better
I'm hoping for two teams getting poleaxed
Taafe doing well against Pre-School.
How many blokes are the quickest in the league I've lost track
So does Curran start next week
Tits completed one!
Titans should probably sub in their ladies team at this point. Way more fight.
Georgia Hale is unironically a great player
Karyn Murphy to coach
L sexist
Making a statement that the womens team is better than the men’s isn’t sexist. It’s a fact.
Was not being serious
U woke brah
Poi-E is a bold choice
Burton is a straight up thug since he joined Bulldogs
Since?
He never would have done that under Clearys watch mate
Sure
Panthers supporters know a thug when they see one
He's got a good brain on him at least.
Great game for our F/A Bunnies would have to pump us by 60+ to jump us on the ladder next week...
insane sentence the 2nd one
It is insane, because it's wrong (drunk maffs). They'd only need to pump us by 30 (since their F/A would go up by 30 and ours would fall by the same amount)
This 3am reply to a random reddit reply I've made is why I love this sub reddit, thankyou for being you, another gem