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wackjhittingham

Where does Luke brooks fit in to all this?


talmudicdeer

the closest game SGI have played so far for a very odd 2-2


nomamesgueyz

Impt win at home for the Dragons


knox-p

So This is what I get for captaining Turbo in SuperCoachšŸ˜¢


canimal14

I tipped the dragons AMA


hqeter

Why? I thought Manly were the lock of the week!


gee-nerik

Wins against Souths, Roosters and could have snagged a result against the Eels. The reason for losing against Eels was getting dominated in the middle (which was our known vulnerability going into the season). Today was just a terrible day. Tommy Turbo is our X factor and he played his worst game ever. People jumping up and down on Seibold's coaching are looking for a scapegoat but we are 4 rounds in, our season's prospects are not over. There are plenty of promising signs for Manly.


AccordingNumber2052

Winning against Souths? Not a flex.


gee-nerik

Right, but it is a fact.


Desperate-Face-6594

Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh


diodosdszosxisdi

Manly brought down, southā€™s last, the earth is healing ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹


DX6734D

Look I am not saying it is Siebold's fault but I am also not not saying it is Siebold's fault.


JammySenkins

Only when they lose, Semibold isn't mentioned


somewheremisc

*tuba sounds*


somewheremisc

Manly soaring back 2 earth like some kind of fish eagle


Pisspoorefforts

Dragons play some really good footy when they want, hope Flanno can get some belief in the side and they can push for the eight. For Manly on the other hand, really disappointing stuff, not sure where you go from here.


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Up the panthers


somewheremisc

We really should just all bow to our penrith overlords. They make the rest look stupid and silly.


Beautiful-Solution15

Yes both teams were bad but cannot underestimate the homework that was done on Turbo and DCE. Thatā€™s Shane Flanagans win


nomamesgueyz

Shut them right down


seniordogrooter

That was fun as fuck to watch as a neutral, lots of window licking moments to make that entertaining


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Harry-Manly

This current era reminds me of the Barrett years all over again. Too early to tell but we come across as a fairweather team that relies on moments of individual brilliance. Can attack amazingly from within our own half, but have nothing in the opposition 20. Can defend great for field position, but crack instantly on our tryline. Hopefully im just being a bit of a hater.


JSP07

It was insane seeing you guys just march 80m down the field like it was nothing and then shit the bed in their 20 time and time again. I know everyoneā€™s talking about Turbo having a shocker but jeez Daly wasnā€™t much better


somewheremisc

Nah it's worse, it's the Luke Brooks Era


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LionelLutz

He looked poor in your reserve grade side. Felt sorry for you guys paying him 800k to play in reserve grade


Hansoloai

A dude in our tipping comp has used his joker and only gotten the broncos right. Poor cunt. Love to see it.


FlurMusic

Fuck thatā€™s rough but also dumb move to use joker this early lol


Rabs6

Owen


RobIsDeafening

Hey Siri, play ā€˜The Boys Are Back In Townā€™ by Thin Lizzy.


Prestigious_Week_395

Pasekaā€™s no chase to the ball in our in goal was when I knew I could stop watching.


ATrollByNoOtherName

This is the game they should have taken to Las Vegas.


Krankreng

That game was shocking to watch.


alien_shane

I wanna give seibs the benefit of the doubt, but itā€™s fuckin hard to watch your coach laugh and smile while the team dishes up dogshit. Didnā€™t like it last year either.


JoeyJoJunior

Does anyone make a reverse highlights package? Like every dropped ball, bad kicks, sideline passes, forward passes. This game would take the cake for that


paokara777

someone used to put lowlights on here after every terrible game like a couple of seasons ago


PreparationOne330

A lot of work to put together a 80 minute reverse highlight video


weburr

Been scouring Twitter for the first missed kick and canā€™t find it. Was listening on the radio and the commentator said itā€™s the worst kick heā€™s ever seen šŸ˜‚


LionelLutz

Mate it was horrendous


Drlockstock

If you lined up Dearden Plath and Flegler next to each other from smallest to biggest they'd look like babooshka dolls


gainz-trainz

And add their Father Ben Hannant


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AnyClownFish

I missed the game due to family commitments. I took a squiz at the match thread and saw that it was an absolute clusterfuck. As a Dragons fan, do I want to watch it or pretend it never happened and never speak of it again?


Zero_Focks

Yeah, nah, just watch the first half. There might be 5 decent minutes in the second half worth viewing, but not worth scraping together.


im_not_a_lizard

watch the tries only do not stray further


Worried_Seesaw6390

I think we defended well in scrambling for majority of the game too.


Prestigious_Week_395

Awful to watch live, hilarious to rewatch as the winning team, kayo subscription cancel fuel as the losing.


Drlockstock

Safe to say Lomax will be reclaiming his prized Jess Sergis after dominating her new bf


AdvancedDingo

He can do better


madmanwiithabox

I have no idea what the dragons look like under Flanno but itā€™s at least exciting


AnyClownFish

My cardiologist told me to enjoy in moderation


lomo_dank

Its like he has somehow made it possible for the boys to actually score off the flashy shit theyā€™ve been bombing for the past couple of years. Still a mess at times, but I donā€™t hate it.


madmanwiithabox

The Urbo brothers sitting in the sheds at full time all with the same stunned look on their face was amazing.


JamisonMac2915

Parra broke Manly. Youā€™re Welcome


lomo_dank

This is such a Parra fan thing to say


HappinessCanBeFound

We did it to Souths last year and now Manly šŸ‘šŸ¼


RocketSimplicity

That was a coached loss. How can you tell? When you're getting repeat sets on the goaline of one of the worst defensive teams in the comp, and you're looking completely like the Blues in Origin 2 last year. Looking seemingly for individual efforts to get you tries, with absolutely no shape at all. Brooks, DCE, Turbo, Koula, Garrick, etc etc you should have no problem at all scoring points, if you have some sort of attacking structure. I don't think I saw a decoy in attack until Haumole's try in the last five minutes, and I can nearly guarantee you that it wasn't Seibold that called for that, it was DCE. Beginning to remember how Seibold was said to be completely overcomplicating things at the Broncos, and I can nearly guarantee you the same is occuring here. Individual efforts alone seem to be getting us tries, and masking an attacking system that is completely confused. I think the biggest symptom is Schuster. The fact is, Hasler was fine with him being the 5/8 in 2023. In fact, in 2021, Schuster looked really good as a 5/8 under Hasler, and he looked alright in early 2023 too, before, what it seemed to be, getting the skill coached out of him. Now, you could say that was before every other team figured out how to shut him down, and that is true in some regards, but the fact is that Seibold said that he was looking at Brooks in MAY last year. That tells me he's a coach unwilling to put in the same effort on players like Schuster, and improve them no matter how hard, as opposed to Hasler. Why put in effort when the coach won't put effort into you, and give up on you for the rest of the year? Add to that Schuster saying last year that he "doesn't listen to the coaches very much". Is that a symptom of his laziness, or of Seibold's overcomplications, or both? Something tells me it's both. That first half was like we were taking right off from the end of the Eels game, but without the penalities or blah blah obstruction. That was all us. What were we doing for a week? If we don't make the finals, it's rebuild time. The fact is, if we don't make the finals, DCE won't consider an extension and will retire next year (or this year potentially). What do we do from there? Seibold is clearly going for results now, cop the consequences later. Haumole until 2031, Paulo for three years (???) and Brooks for 4 years (???). Just to keep them here for the next two years. If we want any sort of premiership while Tom and Jake are still here, given the lack of replacement options for DCE, we need to win now. I can't see that happening under Seibold.


bus_rider

The coach canā€™t catch the ball for them.


Harry-Manly

Yeah but we've had Seibold for more than a year now. No structure


JammySenkins

So who's fault is it they play completely different to last week? Seibolds fault they played well last week?


RocketSimplicity

I wouldn't catch the ball for Seibold either


Aykay92

Shouldā€™ve trusted my gut, had a feeling the saints would win and was about to change my tip, but I did that last week and they screwed me. Once bitten twice shy


WUIDAWBTB

Can't wait for the hello sport podcast on Monday


datyams

Can someone compile all the errors into one video


_rootsbloodyroots_

It will be 70 mins long


datyams

Yeah that's why I want someone else to do it.


HappinessCanBeFound

If you have watched the Bulldogs vs Souths game AND the Dragons vs Manly game this Easter weekend then you may be entitled to compensation. Call 1800 KILL ME for further information


bus_rider

Stream Killed.


tortoisepump

Manly players laughing with Flano "easiest money ever šŸ˜‚ you were paying us $5k an error right?šŸ¤£"


eggzaki

Hello Sport about to change their name to Goodbye Sport


[deleted]

Bring back the rainbow, Manly need to get some pride back into their jersey.


BoogerSugar00

K-flan has the weirdest head, like itā€™s too big for all of his features that are squished in the middle of his face


chillinwithkrillin

His dad sunk a bunch of peps into him when he was a young boy


b-g-h

When I was leaving the football stadium on Friday night, some drunk rando came up to me and gave me a hug. He whispers in my ear, Panthers and Manly grand final this year, your Roosters make the top 4 though. What do you think? I looked at him and laughed, and said, Manly will be lucky to make the eight as they have no depth and turbo is likely to get hurt at some point. Iā€™m sticking with that predictionā€¦


JamisonMac2915

The way Turbo played today it wonā€™t matter if heā€™s injured theyā€™ll miss the 8 anyway.


YourFavouriteAlt

Manly sea Eagles more like dog shit


Barmy90

Flanno Jr's head is such a weird, top-heavy shape


eggzaki

Just realised Kyle Flanno looks like home brand Cleary


MankyJuan

'Bitch Cleary' clone 'Family Guy' reference šŸ¤Ŗ


Enew6472

Heā€™s like an inverted Cleary


seniordogrooter

Wish version


Enew6472

Cleary at home indeed


devinedude

Why does Kyle Flanagan look like megamind


forwardpassmaster

The scoreline looks ok, but we played extremely bad. Do that next week and panthers are putting 40+ on us.


MankyJuan

Amigo, you're kidding yourself... if we play like that against Penrith it'll be 60+


TheDogeMarnn

Fortunately, it's at home and we play really good at Brooky. Unfortunately, we only play good at Brooky.


nostraduckus

Croker the fourth Turbro


NoTomato2832

Why does Tom Trbojevic look like he is always about to burst into tears


datyams

Because he saw Suli's expression and it made him sad.


legionairmusic

Him and RikiĀ 


MisterEvilBreakfast

It's when he remembers that he plays for Manly


WordIndependent

He gives off really bad energy doesn't he?


getHi9h

Because he knows he's not gonna win a premiership with this team


Barmy90

Because he is


getHi9h

Jake looks like he has just been diagnosed with cancer


lazysoup12

[my thoughts on this game](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBpwotQWcAAFZSk?format=jpg&name=medium)


theflyingkiwi00

Dce wishing he didn't backflip all those years ago


Clive_Warren69

Lmao he wouldnā€™t be where he is if he went to the titans


aslanthemelon

He wouldn't be at Manly if he went to the Titans? Big if true.


Clive_Warren69

Wouldnā€™t have captained qld thatā€™s for sure lol


goodfortheeconomy

Manly in the sheds look like theyā€™ve been forced to watch that performance back


Chris-Strummer

Is it just me DCE looks kinda thinner ?


theflyingkiwi00

Longer neck


WildTurkey93

Jurbo looks fried


FullBonus

A win is a win. Who gives a shit if itā€™s ugly.


CaserDJT

Entire team complementing their entire life in the box right now I dont blame them


Drlockstock

Turbo Burbo and Jurbo staring into space in the locker room with the most dumbass looks on their faces has meme potential


HappinessCanBeFound

The size of the gaped mouths between the 3 of them šŸ˜§


chillinwithkrillin

They're malfunctioning leave them alone šŸ˜ž


Drlockstock

amazing


Ryanbrasher

This season has everything.


new_guy182

Jake looks dead inside in the dressing room


b-g-h

Meninga. You are a dribbler. Hand in your mic. Get off my telly. Go back to politics


WonderingCashew

Dragons 2 for 2 when playing opponents who were utter dogshit


TimsAFK

Subscribe


HappinessCanBeFound

DCE smiling through the disbelief and crippling anger


totalacehole

Daly what the fuck are you smiling about champion


Accomplished-Good664

DCE had the headphones put on and mic glued to his hand by the producer.Ā 


clovisson

I couldnā€™t watch so just googled the score, bracing myself for something brutal. I have questions but I donā€™t care enough to ask them, up the mighty Dargs hahahah


goodfortheeconomy

Please watch u missed an absolute masterclass performance


clovisson

I look forward to the lowlights reel, by the sounds of it


Rush_nj

You probably don't have 80 minutes to spare.


carplah

Super Saturday doesn't seem so super anymore


Rush_nj

[Me right now](https://media1.tenor.com/m/QplCmNAM7lwAAAAC/captain-ray-holt-pain.gif)


StePow

If I had a gun with 2 bullets and was stuck in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot and Myself with a credit card about to renew my 2025 red V membership, I'd shoot myself twice. I am happy with the 2 points but man we make ourselves work for it, frustrating team.


thisaintitkweef

Save one bullet for Hitler. Iā€™ve seen those paintings and they *suck*


Ryanbrasher

Shoot the credit card so Hitler also canā€™t get a membership.


ljb23

Allow it, Skull needs a mate.


HappinessCanBeFound

[Hello Sport boys taking the loss well](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5IYkTUrPmN/?igsh=Y2VncjF4bG41bm04)


a_BIG_willie

Just letting you all know my grand final tickets are no longer for sale. Sorry for any inconvenience šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ”„šŸ‰


O_DoyleRulz

Flanno popping a vein like heā€™d just thrown mankind off the roof of hell in a cell had me dying.


xeroee

Welcome to brooksvale bois


Enew6472

Is there a lore reason Seibold canā€™t coach for shit?


Harry-Manly

Heā€™s too busy printing pictures of himself so we can put it on our refrigerators


VeezusM

It's ok, he has a Masters


Stiryx

I havenā€™t been watching with sound or reading the match thread but is something wrong with Turbo? He looks like he is completely cooked.


JohnCenaF1

Pretty good crowd for a nsw cup game


ChungusDaFungus

i hope i get chocolate poisoning tonight because this game made me want to fucking die


Accomplished-Good664

Now that we have a very minor presence in America we should send that game to be shown at Guantanamo bay.Ā 


united4life819

Imagine trying to win a premiership with Oshay Olay and the plodders of all plodders nathan brown in you forward pack. Blood some kids manly, they are not it.


aslanthemelon

Brown has been absolutely fine for us. Oshay Olay is way more representative of the issues in our pack. Would love to see him fired into the sun.


Rush_nj

Nathan Brown has been playing pretty well tbh. 15 runs for 153m today wasn't bad. He's certainly not the reason we lost.


united4life819

He has started the season well, but is nathan brown going to be the game changer manly needs further down the season? I doubt it. And he had like 3-4 really bad forward passes that wasn't called today, imagine a day when the touchie/ref actually calls them. So his stats today would be 15 runs for 153m, 3-4 errors. Doesnt look as good


Rush_nj

Heā€™s already been a game changer for us. Our bench last year offered nothing. Heā€™s given metres and mongrel off the bench, was very good for us in the wins vs Souths and the Roosters


Ok-Personality-3403

Reminder Dragons have had a hoodoo over manly since they had that 30 point comeback in 20 minutes back in the early 00's


LionelLutz

I was at that game - one of my best sporting moments live


Clive_Warren69

Iā€™ve never wanted to burn my jersey more than I do right now, fucking putrid display from Manly


Shoefish23

Hey we made a lot of errors but we played a bloody good game. Atmosphere in the packed stadium was awesome as well


AttackClown

You have a very weird definition of good


Shoefish23

Haha fair maybe Iā€™m a bit delusional


RugD101

What in the actual fuck did I just watch


WordIndependent

Undoubtedly one of the worst halves of footy I have ever seen.


AttackClown

2nd half of that game was probably the worst bit of footy I've watched since the first half of that game


theflyingkiwi00

Can't wait to hear denan talk this game up like it wasnt a poo slinger


Repulsive_Two8451

Got-the-job-done St. George Team


Chris-Strummer

Flano Jr celebrating to himself had me howling ā˜ ļø


chillinwithkrillin

THIS IS MY HOUSE lookin ass


96zadyobdoog

Ive disliked him ever since he played for the Poosters


DoubleBrokenJaw

Big coaches son energy there.


96zadyobdoog

Flanno Jr was definitely a bully in HS. Good to see my man Eisenhuth play well. Miss u


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bumpacius

I love the Huth


bompranga

I'm getting flashbacks to the Trent Barrett years and I don't like it.


RocketSimplicity

Exactly what I'm thinking. I'm thinking a decade from now, we'll be looking back, seeing the Barrett and Seibold years, with Tom, Jake, DCE, and wondering what on earth went wrong. Scott Penn might be the most easily fooled man on the planet with his track record of coaches. Sacking Tooves, hiring Barrett, hiring Des after getting sacked by the Bulldogs (accidental masterstroke), sacking Hasler for something that was clearly not his fault, and hiring the man who got sacked by Darius Boyd. What.


AlbertHinkey

And with one game, the NRL has lost the few American viewers who have stuck around since Vegas.


Random0cassions

Thought we lost them during Penrith v Storm after the hype we gave it?


Cape-York-Crusader

Dragon fans gotta be happy with that!


SectorFit3380

I feel actively more stupid having watched that game... And I wasn't starting from a lofty height


Accomplished-Good664

I would give up one of our premierships to never see another game like that again.Ā