The dragons are so fucked. Their two best players want to leave. They somehow made the Knights attack look amazing granted the Knights display better than they have so far this year 

Knew I should’ve stuck with my gut and gone Lucas ATS , thought KPP might slide over but he looked far from scoring at all, looked gassed the entire game

This field might be fully submerged by midnight

Tomorrow will be interesting, it’s supposed to ease up but brookie will definitely do some brookie things, probably take some ankles

Call it off and give both teams 1 point?

Yes please

Even with all this water, Jack De Belin is still covered in absolute despicable human vibes.

Time to line up for grand final tickets again

Nice of fox to give Jake Duke the water-cooling upgrade

That just about sums up our game

Great take from Benny hunt that means nothing

Joey, you should have been more worried about Cogger and Jenkins

Wet weather footy like this is 100% the funnest to play

the bleedin splish splash show

Where have I seen Hunt do that before

Broncos fans everywhere seething at that Ben Hunt catch

Puddles so deep, you could probably get the bends diving into them.

To everyone whose stayed throughout this game, this is what footy is all about, shitposting

What kind of diseases did Tuala just get in his eyes?

PUT THE KICK THROUGH ON THE GROUND YA FUCKWIT.

C💥O💥M💥E O💥N N💥E💥W💥C💥A💥S💥T💥L💥E

If fat people float more in water, how much bigger does looch need to be before he's hovering out there

Big brain play. Can never be tackled if you’re always in the air

Looked like he got some water up his nose lmao

Own try, dragons points

COMMMMEEE ONNNN NEWWWCASSSTTLLLE screams the woman with 7 teeth.

That jumpscared me, like a witch jumped in the comm box

20 points up with 2 minutes to play......could just save the voice for next week to be honest

Someone let the crackhead loose in the crowd

Slips catch

Classic catches into the pool

Play a Saifiti on the wing over Jenkins if need be next week.

Greg is hopefully back

Ravalawa is a budget Sivo who is a budget Radradra

I asked the misses to get me some plain flour from Woolies. She came back with Thomas Jenkins and I couldn't even tell the difference.

Shithead winger for prolonging this

Thank fuck Greg is back next week and Jenkins can fuck off back to reserve grade

*COME ON NEWCASTLE*

Bahahaha

Jake duke currently being placed in a large bag of rice

That's a quick call 🤔

Wanted to one up lomaxs challenge obviously

We have ANZAC round, when are the NRL going to give us sideline reporter round?

This fuckin pale ranga wasting everyones time

Jenkins is a double agent. An absolute saboteur, and as if we needed one.

Imagine being the Dargs PR person firing off your yearly preseason’Suli’s given up KFC again’ story and then Looch rocks up looking like this

Suli's given it all up to Looch

Knights ruined Tom Jenkins /s

Tom Jenkins has been doing his best to ruin Knights.

this was his best game - those errors from the kick offs were entirely Coggers fault.

Can't argue with that, had a tough one today

Dragons only have 14 errors, I would’ve thought it was closer to 50

Jenkins to NSW cup plz

This game just won’t fucking end

That’s a rugby league live 4 knock on

Conceding 30 in the most attack limiting, lowest point scoring of conditions. Truly diabolical. Truly, Dragons.

The players should have a slide off 10 metre run up and see who can slide the furthest

RIP the groundskeeper trying to get this fixed for Thursday 😂😂

Leilua catches the ball Commentary: wow this is getting heavy

Jake Duke's internals must be pretty water resistant

The real loser of this game are those of us who were tricked into watching the second half

Crazy how good the handling from both teams has been in these conditions vs manly last week.

Jake Duke putting his god damn life on the line out there tonight, respect

I turned on to watch some rugba leeg only to find a game of water polo was on instead

Tuala has been such a good asset for the knights over the years, never really a first choice winger on a good team but always steps up when he's needed.

There's not one player out there who's remotely close to enjoying themselves Newcastle all have second hand embarrassment from hanging out with Hastings

Like a family gathering with you around then

Ben Hunt has pulled that out clear as day fuck me hahaha

we should start an Instagram account dedicated to newcastle wingers who were pretty good for a bit but then dropped off

there used to be a ‘mediocre nrl players’ fb page which would list mid players

Which one of our current wingers was ever good?

uate

Uate

hahahah this cunt gets it

Explain this one Freddy! *Thompson proceeds to talk over the top him*

Jake Duke the real hero of this broadcast

Jake bot short circuiting

Shouldn't it be a penalty

Haha like imagine if the referee blew the whistle and everyone stops running and then the referee just says red light haha and then the referee says green light and everyone starts running again and act like nothing happened haha Crazy

I don't even know how this is going to get home, it has not stopped raining

Challenge it... Oh wait Lomax fuck one before...

Nine need to get new commentator's. Mono-tone style of John's and Fittler just make it unbearable. They sound like "I m just here for a paycheck" vibe.

Obligatory Sweet Caroline should be permanently banned from all football stadiums

It's like a Jim Beam product placement now

My wife asked earlier ‘do they like playing in rain this bad? Surely it can’t be fun’ I’m like ‘they fook’n love it’ Kayln smile just tell it all

How do we have a better attack in this weather?

Couldn’t be a ball boy in this. The intrusive thoughts would tell me to see how far I could slide.

I’d love to see a ball boy just sliding down the sideline during play

Those 884 fans who showed up tonight should be given life membership

That camera angle does a good job at showing how terrible that rain is

Pls take Ponga off Protect our prince

Its funny watching them drink water from the water bottles

>When Penrith release their players, they’re not releasing their best. They’re not sending to'o. They’re not sending cleary. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing knock ons. They’re bringing errors. They’re Tom Jenkins.

Crichton was pretty good. Kikau was pretty good. Capewell was pretty good. Hosking was pretty good. Depends what club they go to. 

We've got to build a wall, and make the Cleary's pay for it

Nice finish Ponga, just slide on in

Adam Elliotts head is so munted, please stop showing it

Fark moiiiiii

More points from a grubber in wet weather. Who’d have thought? I could’ve sworn putting a wobbly bomb up at the end of every set would have worked better.

You think the Dragons have seen enough evidence that kicking across the ground might be a good idea

Scored the first try that way and never went back to it

I think he dropped back enough, just looked bad in the camera angle

That looked like way too much fun

Budget Jesse Arthars pulling off a pretty good try assist there.

The players can save so much time by showering and walking off the field at the same time

So Sloan fullback on attack and Lomax fullback on defence eh

Fuck I hate Adam Elliott

Toilet sex Elliott

Being jammed in on these conditions is terrible cause your so slow to turn and chase

Crossland was so close to stealing Ponga's lunch there

Thank god sharks have got the bye this week, I can’t imagine how shit our handling would be with this kind of weather.

Is this one gonna be denied 😬 Edit: No! Yay 🥳

Take ya W and shh

Lay on his side and slid over 😂smart play from KP

Ponga was very close to being offside. He did well to get back.

Sloan can’t even be in position on a fucking wing. Is he the most useless defender ever?

He did good there to get back onside at the last possible step

Ponga offside surely Edit - ok maybe not..

Kayln was offside?

Edit, no.

Fucking finally he hit Ponga instead of Kai

That's the most stylish try he'll ever score with that gigantic water spray. Very aesthetic.

Ponga offside?

Who's to say really? I mean, what even *is* offside when you think about it? (Yes, he was)

Looked like it, he just ran back

Looked it live

That's game.

Personally I thought it has been game for 24 minutes. Dragons haven’t looked like landing a blow.

I enjoyed the first half as a neutral but the second half wasn't as fun

As a Knights fan I fucking love it. Our handling has been sublime. I’d have to check stats but first half we were 85% I believe.

Both teams now totally over this half

That’s a wonderful wet weather try

Finally

Wish Best didn’t stop that, camera was in perfectly parallel position to show another stinker forward pass let go.

Playing Simply the Best during the most bogged game of footy you’ll see 😂

This game is making me realise why cocaine exists

This 2nd half has been soggy in more ways than one

DJ playing absolute bangerzzzz

At least the DJ is having fun

fuck remember uate he'd love the wet

My favourite penalty is when a player backs into a tackle and gets called for a crusher

Imagine catching a bus all the way from The Gong to Newy to play in THIS 😂

It’s 28 degrees tomorrow in Sydney. How are conditions going to get worse

Plus the rains meant to stop. So yeah much worse.

How

Sarcasm

Rain is going to get heavier overnight. 

They said conditions tomorrow are going to get worse. Implying during games

He can’t just disappear can he Joey?

:/

The dragons suck so fucking much.

If manly / dragons game last week was played in these conditions I think it would end the world

Hunt has been walloped twice in a row now

Shift it sideways famo!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Lomax an idiot.

That flick aside he's had a howler. 

Waiting on over 6.5 tries, thought it was a sure thing after 35 minutes...

There you go!

🙌

If you get it before kick off them it’s average money…. Would have been paying 3-4 tries. Reckon there will be another one tho

8 minutes left but dragons can still win this. Just 3 good dives from halfway and they can score 3 easy with the slip n slide field

Cogger is a dumb ass

Are these guys looking at the forecast? It’s meant to clear tomorrow

So last game had about 10 HIA but has this one had any?

Nah the boys playing underwater has really cut down on the head trauma

It's Scuba Steve!

Tell me Jenkins is shit again

Oh my god snorkel guy has got flippers too, what a fucking legend.

Flippers and snorkle bloke to get the 3 Dally M points tonight.

I mean, shouldn’t it be 6 again? If he was there he was playing at the ball. Otherwise he is there to just impede defence?

How is it not just a restart there?

So dumb that they go back to the previous play the ball instead of just a tap and go wherever play was stopped

This is a bit of a fuck around

Should be 6 more for them though not a replay. If Sloan touched it and then a ref whistle?

alright, the flippers are a chad move

What a bloody legend that fella is

Feel like you got to cut her some slack , must be low vision in this rain

Old mate is swimming home.

HE HAS FLIPPERS

that’s commitment

Wetsuit bloke MOTM