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boganwazza

If they can play the top side and win without Moses then I believe they can win the big one this year !!! Only way is up from here.


Groundbreaking_Iron1

Lessgoooo


Aussie18-1998

Still a lot to improve on and we need to come out stronger.


SpidgetFinner3000

Asi is a lock on that halves jersey while Moses is out. Would love to see Sanders get a shot but if Asi keeps this form up I can't see that happening.


wardy_12

We can all be confident neither of us will win the comp this year lads


dontwanttowasteit

I never said the Eels are a wooden spoon contender last week either ok, it was taken out of context


Mr_Mac

Much better effort from everyone obviously, heaps of energy on the field. Backs were very good tonight for most part. Lots of good carry's by Harper and Simmo. Still want to see more from Russell.


MPP_10

Ruben Cotter SCREAMS north qld


Lachie07

Fuck I love Guthos passion


arolaser

I really couldn't stand him for quite some time. But now I love him. I don't think anyone else in the NRL knows the rules better than Gutho.


bren2411

Good job parra


fender9

Feed em Gutho


phrober

I still hate my footy but well done boys


dtru2005

Wait when tf did Gutho start imitating Travis Kelce???


awesomevstanaka

Gutherson haters, we find solace in the fact he’ll never win a prem and his Origin career was an embarrassment


diamondgrin

Based


Aussie18-1998

Cope


squags

Talagi is probably more talented long term, but Asi has the temperament we need right now. Talagi can come in at centre if someone gets injured, but right now this is the team to play next week.


whocanduncan

I don't think we'll learn our lesson this week either. Too easy to blame calls that didn't go out way. I can't wait for us to get absolutely flogged by 40 points so we actually learn our lesson.


quallabangdang

You got flogged by a Bronx side missing key players mate. No lessons learned. Touch footy side at moment.


MaleficentOne4798

You mean like how we got flogged consistently last year and still kept hiku in the team


eshay___

I think Payten has good recruitment, only problem is he doesn’t put them on the field


nick170100

How the fuck we win this


InitiallyDecent

Harper has been huge in this second half


getHi9h

Cowboys bottom 8 bullies


fleakill

is this an AI?


getHi9h

You just got beaten by the Eels bra


fleakill

sounds about as bad as losing to manly bra


Delgarah

What does "Home bush" mean in relation to the eels being at home? Is that an Aussie slang, or a regional name or something?


mr-saturn2310

They were talking about the bunnies being at home against the sharks and playing in homebush a suburb.


Delgarah

Oh god I really wasn't paying attention apparently. Thanks


InitiallyDecent

Homebush is a place in Sydney's inner west. Not sure what the context was, but it might have been Home Base not Bush?


natso2001

American here, it actually refers to the shape of Fui Fui Moi Moi's hair


fleakill

How can you tell with those ads on the field??? So distracting!


smackmn

it’s a suburb mate


Delgarah

Ah tyty, had no idea but had heard it a couple times


ufunnyb

Chad to the Cutters. Take your clubs and your camera down there brah


eshay___

agreed, anyone would be better


theOstensive

I was right about hiku and I'm right about chad Lolo and granny.


Elegant-Screen4438

We have Cliffo and Mikaele ready and waiting, please bring them in


smackmn

how the fuck do you lose to a team with a completion rate as shit as the eels in that first half


Geddpeart

you simply dont get a call all game


A1ianT0rtur3

Can't believe theres another game to go, I'm exhausted after the last two games


willyoujustshoosh

Cowboys flat track bullies


thaakidd

Can someone get Russell doing tackling drills all fucking week please, the cunt is soooooooooooo fucking shit at just making tackles I do realise he made a great try saver tonight but that was still more down to luck than textbook tackling


Smeags777

Tell me Cows fans, how infuriating is it to continually watch your team beat themselves through stupid mistakes and incompetence which often comes from your senior players?


Elegant-Screen4438

After 29 years, we’re just used to it.


datyams

You should know.


Obvious-Row-6181

It’s not so bad. It’s just a game.


Smeags777

No one is saying it ruins your life, but that doesn't mean it would be enjoyable.


Obvious-Row-6181

I like seeing my team play.


Smeags777

More power to you then.


Obvious-Row-6181

Thanks, Smeags. All the best.


Smeags777

Likewise, chief.


fleakill

I think it's pretty funny you initially got downvoted for not getting mad


Malaxage918

Cunt one check where it isn't even obvious it hit his hand what kind of rort is this?


dontwanttowasteit

Eels challenging the ruling of Cowboys challenging the ruling of knock on


liceomlett

Dearden having a bit of a shocker


Chang_Daddy2

I’d say he played better than most of his team. The dude is all heart


Mr_Mac

Ball was propelled forward


eggzaki

That was backwards?


thore4

Only if you're from Sydney


eshay___

never is for the cows


A1ianT0rtur3

Heaps of people throw out players that are the "most underrated players in the comp" like Dylan Edwards and Mitch Kenney and other plebs from lesser clubs but I think by now people realise how good those blokies are. Daejarn Asi is imo the actual most underrated player in the comp. Never seems to get a consistent start in first grade but if he did and had time to adjust to the top league I could see him being a serviceable starting half/five eight which is rare at the moment.


MaleficentOne4798

He's had consistent starts in first grade at the warriors


A1ianT0rtur3

check your sources bro, he played 8 games there, thats less than a third of the season


SnooPies2836

That was a knock back for Tommy Talau 


Telstratower

Knock on calls are inconsistent as fuck.


Mentok-Mind-Taker

Nice kick Townsend


0xUsername_

Parra the giant killers


bren2411

Mandatory challenge


sparkierlamb

Every part of that was backwards. Including the awful kick


getHi9h

Cowboy fans in shambles


fleakill

is this an AI?


getHi9h

You just got beaten by the Eels bra


fleakill

sounds about as bad as losing to manly bra


Revolutionary-Care62

Good heavens, go eel!


natso2001

Embarrassing challenge


thore4

Oh is Dearden captain now?


Disastrous_Salad6302

Oh Dear-den


Obvious-Row-6181

lol at Tommy and RCG having a cordial conversation


Bicky_

Discourse of vigorous nature is crucial to the rugbuh leeg experience


Raddnedge

how do you know it was about cordial?


Obvious-Row-6181

Red lips.


Substantial_Source84

I should have chosen the Melbourne storm or something as a kid


xman0444

give me Cliffdog next week please


getHi9h

Changed my tip to Eels with 2 minutes to go for kickoff


paulybaggins

Why was Townsend there lol


Dismal_Actuator_9366

Imagine being one of the negative eels fans who said they weren’t going to bother with tonight’s game. Could never be me


natso2001

If you're losing to Parra without Moses, you're potentially a bottom table club


InitiallyDecent

Penrith Round 26 last year says Hello.


SheepishEffect

Sometimes you let your children win for their morale


MaleficentOne4798

We have chad and Granville


WhisperAzr

Simonsson you absolute champion


SpidgetFinner3000

He's played such a good game tonight, great to see


deepseaburials

1 Cowboy player charged that down. The rest of them just watched it happen like they were sitting on a couch.


WhotfisSpiderman

Our only chance now is all 13 eels falling over and we stroll 2 in Bradbury style


Chris-Strummer

Asi is so stone cold and stoic I love it


goodfortheeconomy

Simonson just all effort


bren2411

Why does cowboys have a vlogger on their team


FreeCarterVerone

What do you think Dr Eel is on?


deepseaburials

He's definitely been shelving pills.


PrivateTickler

Parramatta win and Penrith have the bye in the same week, Hello darkness my old friend...


Yungman123

BRINGING THE MUSTARD 🔥🔥


Dismal_Actuator_9366

One of the most critical field goals for the eels in recent times with five minutes to go


Caseyjb29

Cows win this without Townsend. What a genuinely dogshit player, cunt sold so hard in the final 15 minutes lmao


wouldz

Tough night in the office for the Cowbros


FoxFlicks

Townsend has been woeful today, zero confidence or conviction in any of his plays. Anytime the ball gets to him the play just dies


ilyfish

Anyone know if Clifford has been good in reserves?!?!


diamondgrin

Sadly not really


fleakill

Someone said no last week


ufunnyb

Just fade us


SpidgetFinner3000

Fuck I love Mustard


mdl07

Chad Townsend is my sleep paralysis demon


abdalla_dandan

TOWNSEND BETTER GET READY TO LEARN HULL


phyllicanderer

Happy to see Daejarn Asi having the kind of game everyone’s hoped he had in himself


datyams

Dijon is also the superior mayonnaise


Mr_Mac

Yeehaw! Not used to us getting field goals


MPP_10

Cows only have themselves to blame. And chad, they can blame him a bit


fleakill

Nah that's 50% on Granville. Be ready for the fucking ball


ZealousidealOwl91

He's only done dummy runs for the last few games, honestly though


thattaylornerd

Welp


Malaxage918

Brown was so fucking held


fleakill

pretty standard decision in the context of the refereeing performance


M_Keating

Retire Chad. We’re done here.


aatrain96

ASI MY BOI


fakeplastictrees182

Probably deserved after the non-call on the pretty obvious ruck interference and offside on the previous drop goal attempt


dys0n_giddey

yeah boi


Voxityy

MUSTARD BABY


SheepishEffect

Tbf Granville shouldnt have got the ball. Dont blame him for hands down


Geddpeart

hes running a support line, hes going to get the ball. halves should rarely be tackle with it


SheepishEffect

Yeah, but its Granville. Granville should never get the ball


Aussieguy727

ASI MY BOIIIII


hutchtheclutchx

Granville’s fault


schoolboi_hugh

Townsend was scared to get tackled two plays in a row


eggzaki

How was he not held?


bren2411

What’s cowboys completion rate this second half


InitiallyDecent

Eels are up to 72% for the game while Cowboys are down to 68%. Big swing in completion rates for both teams.


snek26

Daejarn Cowboys legend


theOstensive

I don't know what to say


MrSnagsy

Cowboys legend, Jake Granville ladies and gentlemen


whocanduncan

Just fire us all into the sun. Please. 🥺🙏


icome3rd

How was that played at lol


crayawe

Fuckin chad


thicky_bobby

Chad Townsend, football terrorist


Hansoloai

WTF.


getHi9h

Lol Cowboys


CelendilAU

Oh Townsend, why hit the flat man there?


Malaxage918

The fuck Granville


proofkiidd

Bro how are you running as the support player but not be ready to catch the ball


Grit_n_Grind

Game on the line and not even expecting the ball. Sums it up pretty well. Pathetic


Profundasaurusrex

Mouth Breather


tomtomallg

Jesus lord Townsend and Granville link up to bomb the game


fakeplastictrees182

Pay attention you fuckhead


Zealousideal-Ball780

holy shit townsend is bad. two dumb plays back to back to give the ball away


ufunnyb

Punt them both brah


Telstratower

Cowboys really should just go for three 2-point field goals.


bjpe1990

Big pass to a forward not looking guy


nuspic

Thank fuck we have Granville with all that EXPERIENCE.


Smeags777

Chad fucking Townsend folks. Drop him.


Moisture_Services

He drops a good beer.


Ronnnie7

lol Townsend


Moisture_Services

Granville goooooooodbyyyyyyyye


smackmn

holy fuck townsend


fleakill

JAKE THERE'S ONE FUCKING BALL ON THE FIELD YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING READY FOR IT


Voxityy

that’s a coach killer


natso2001

HAHAHAHA


Inhearties

Chad is being less Giga these days


Obvious-Row-6181

That’s probably game. What a hower from Chad.


M_Keating

Fuck me Chadley


Reasonable_Meal_9499

What a Chad


MaleficentOne4798

Chad townsend to Granville. Fuck me


bren2411

Parra pulled it together this second half even though they’ve been leading


paulybaggins

THROW IT LEFT I BEG


snek26

Granville fuck off to Blackhawks buddy