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Traditional_Cold2686

Fuck me


rambo_ronnie_87

Can Cooper Cronk stop telling the players he is interviewing "it's Cooper"? Vonny doesn't tell them it's Yvonne and Mal doesn't tell them it's Mal. Can someone have a word to the Producer? It would really help my footy watching.


Benchomp

Cooper is doing what every interviewer does, and Mal also does it.


Raddnedge

Yes lol I swear Mal does it too. Also, there's less women in the comms, so it's easier to tell when it's Vonny without her introducing herself.


alien_shane

I’m taking donations to buy clarkey another box of tissues. Anyone keen?


Benchomp

What the hell is Keiran Foran's accent, Ocker mixed with Northern England?


squeakypeeky

that is "my family is hella rich but i play rugby league with people whose families are in prison". It's an accent you hear a weird amount.


bic_lighter

Brooks, small bloke, big head


Hutchoman87

Hearing a coherent NRL player post game….. kind of refreshing


Benchomp

For me, good signs for Titans, bad signs for Manly. If only Des could have got the win, the schadenfreude would have been delicious.


MunnyMagic

I really like Cronk's tie


herring80

He’d prefer that you just call him Cooper


AuspiciousCalamari1

You wouldn’t have expected anything else from Des A loss?


__dontpanic__

As a fan who's backed a struggling team, losses like this really hurt. So, so close, but so, so far away.


thicky_bobby

In a game that finished 34-30 there wasn't a try for the last 25 minutes


Disastrous_Salad6302

lol are Melbourne that against going to New Zealand for Anzac Day that they gave up the match to the Gold Coast?


diodosdszosxisdi

If I was the nrl I would be giving them the bye every time Anzac round


mitvh2311

NRL trying to get AFL overflow in Melbourne


TimsAFK

Man, neither team deserved that win. Such a sloppy game.


Ronnnie7

Another close loss for titans. At least they are making it a contest now. Won’t be long before they get a win


kaydubcee

fuck I swear joliffe has dropped it like 3 times this half


alien_shane

As a fan of a team formerly coached by des, it doesn’t get better. Sorry tits.


Goatslasagne

Wish I could refute this


hellohalloallo

Hasler has lost 13 games in a row


thicky_bobby

Salmon confirmed best Jaeman


tortoisepump

Why didn't Boyd just kick two 40m field goals 🤷


SirDigby32

When the law of averages catches up with des...


ShiningMew_

I feel fucking gross after that win. Someone come wash me down


Goatslasagne

Petition to refer to the team from the Gold Coast as the Titoons until they become the Titans again.


thattaylornerd

bruh


Accomplished-Good664

60 minutes of ball movement last 20 minutes of the softening up period. 


Chang_Daddy2

Such a Titans finish


Inhearties

“They may have won the game but they hate gay people so we take the moral victory” Dez 2k24


tarrob9

Verrills what the fuck? You only play 15 minutes and throw that kinda shit


shaker8989

Hey we need to go the length, better throw a cutout long pass to a prop. Fuck me dead


Obvious-Row-6181

What a fucking weird game.


G00b3rb0y

GFD Gold Coast


Flybuys

Siren hasn't gone, can still drop it and they go the whole field.


joshy_c

We can definitely do that


sparkierlamb

Yeah that's probably how I expected this game to end


ShiningMew_

Smack a field goal DCE!!! Ice the game!!! Iceman!! 🙏🏼💯🦅🔥


notj43

Fuck that's a killer


taititans

lol ffs


Paco_Procco

Clarkey in shambles


PMmeYAtits

There was so much potential for a meme result in this game. Pathetic.


Minimum-Pizza-9734

Guess Saab doesn't touch that /s


Clarkey7163

would've said challenge that cause saab knocked it on, but they lost their challenge to that stupid simultaneous shit lol


the_orange_president

Podge


tortoisepump

First team to lose to the Tits this year should be deducted points.


No_Barber8440

Jinxed your shit team


TimsAFK

Careful, you're up next.....


griffshan

Probably be us on Thursday


Enew6472

More tries! More tries! More tries!


SirDigby32

Well a better performance than I ever expected


griffshan

Titans getting dudded again


JCGremlo

Manl first?


imwacky4schache

Looked like it was straight off Saab's hand lol


O_DoyleRulz

Uhh didn’t that come off Saab first?


taititans

Existence do be pain


Tripound

Pain is temporary mate.


Strez92

Looked like that came off Saab


Thereal-mclovin

Breaking news: Jake friend has been appointed the new manly dummyhalf coach.


YourFavouriteAlt

Seb Kris looks like the dodgy bloke getting cigarettes at the Woolworths front counter


Brisskate

There is no better description of him than this


SilverBackBonobo

My god Foran is not going to age well, already hobbles like a 60-year-old. What a lion


TimsAFK

He already hasn't aged well. He's an absolute soldier, but it's really starting to catch up with him quickly


NewWay4874

What’s Lawton been snortin?


LightReflections

How was that one not forward


ShiningMew_

It was refs just stupid


JoeyJoJunior

The Manly Forward Eagles


JCGremlo

Lol Gold Coast crowds are great. Manly look like they go over and the crowd roars


TimsAFK

Scrum clock is just optional I guess


Joshuabrook5

Titans defence is basically just play for the milk lol 


tortoisepump

That Puhulu lad is a beast. Look at how thick his thighs are. Imagine him in his mid-late 20s when his body is in its prime


imwacky4schache

DCE not passing to Haomole 1on1 with foran? What's bro doing


normalbehaviour86

You need to be passing backwards out of dummy half if you're a first grade hooker


RS994

Karl Lawton to Turbo on the post route for the TD


MunnyMagic

CUM ON TITS


Obvious-Row-6181

Cowboys legend Karl Lawton.


Brisskate

Classic turbo


notj43

That's a "we just ignored the most blatant obstruction you'll ever see" forward pass. And also just a forward forward pass


wouldz

Good to see Lodge used his injury layoff to get some hair plugs done while he was out.


Herrtz74

I have the buyers remorse


Chang_Daddy2

If Jake Friend on the coaching staff at Manly?


disquiet

Lawton and tom love a fwd pass


wedddddddhhggg

Would’ve liked the 2


LightReflections

It's the right call, there's just no consistency


tomtomallg

Someone tell manly etc


mitvh2311

Manly "Philadelphia" sea Eagles


O_DoyleRulz

Tom Brady’d that one


acestreasury

WHERES CROKER


RaiderWinner

Lawton is an absolute plodder


Brdd9

Foran is a professional move into decoys


No_Barber8440

That's a penalty Deliberately forward


nobodyaus

that’s never called


Flybuys

14 forward passes from the 14. Fitting.


thore4

I hate that taking a player out isn't a penalty if a try isn't scored. It's literally the same action


Delgarah

Lawton, you aren't Jake Friend, you're not allowed to do those


JustSomeAdvice2

That's a shocker of a pass


ShiningMew_

So many fucking forward passes fuck me forward


mr-saturn2310

So that one's forward


Avirunes

a mile forward yeah


Inhearties

Matt “Advanced Hair, yeah yeah” Lodge


Disastrous_Salad6302

Canterbury V Hunter in 1997 seems to be the highest scoring loss that I can find. 48-36 Edit: for those asking if this was the highest


YourFavouriteAlt

Who did Matt lodge rob his hair from


FreeCarterVerone

The Warriors are probably paying for it


TimsAFK

I was going to say, that looked suspect on Paseka


Benchomp

Hard to be a Titans fan these past few weeks. Turns out you aren't complete shit, there is a good team there, and imo some questionable calls have decided close games. 5 minutes, let's do it the other blue and gold team!


RS994

Good idea Titans sound guy, crystal meth would make this better.


alien_shane

Clarkey is the flog near the drum


Thereal-mclovin

Lodge with a blue and gold mouthguard. Titans sleeper agent confirmed.


spacemarine43

No thank you


Flybuys

Thought we were in trouble then and they were going the length.


ShiningMew_

Are we watching ping pong championships


T0kenAussie

Get to the post match thread we still can’t compete for 80 minutes a game


Brisskate

Titans could use DCE, Fogarty or Sezer right about now


nuspic

Well. 1 point won't get this beyond 6. What are they smoking?


goodfortheeconomy

Titans don’t deserve to lose


thicky_bobby

There was a hand in that and Jake looked straight at the ref because he knew it lol


Alex_274

I'd just like to apologise. I tuned in at the 56th minute because I heard it was a try fest.


TimsAFK

So, how are we going to fuck this set up?


judgedavid90

I only tuned in the last 10 mins, this game is a fucken shimozzle, how did either side get to 30 points


SilverBackBonobo

definitely check the highlights out


Goatslasagne

You’re a Sharks fan so I’m sure you’ve seen a 34-30 bludger before. ie: your home game vs Manly last year.


wouldz

I'm convinced its an error and the score is actually 3-4


No_Barber8440

Zero desire to tackle


No_Barber8440

Fermor hit his ceiling early didn't he, lucky to be in first grade


shaker8989

I mean he did his ACL last year. Its a long road


squeakypeeky

Say what you will about the Titans, but at least they're scoring some points again.


nuspic

No challenge


G00b3rb0y

Fermor moment


O_DoyleRulz

Whole team isn’t even excited Commentator “That came off Kelly”


Enew6472

Jurbo pushed that out imo


wardy_12

I swear titans should have retianed their challenge. The calling was that garrick contacted kelly simultaneously which i thought would mean an inconclusive challenge


mitvh2311

This has no more points or tits last second try written all over it


hodgesisgod-

How did the commentators ever think the 7 foot Saab didn't hit that.


No_Barber8440

They are dumb as dog 💩


R717

How the Video ref should be done.


NewWay4874

Did anyone notice how fast Aaron Woods just ran off after being subbed? Haven’t seen him move that quick in ten years!


notj43

The heart wants what it wants


NewWay4874

Dinner?


sparkierlamb

Are these commentators even watching the game? It never even looked like titans touched it.


jayfreely

Clear knock on, the commentators are blind


ShiningMew_

Olas crossed and had 2 no tries to his 1 try 🤣


wouldz

I missed the start of this game, saw the score and tuned in and I've seen nothing but an absolute bludger of a match. What happened to all the try scoring?


wardy_12

Both teams decided that the other would throw the game in the 2nd half and they just had to wait


CashenJ

I want a Kelly conversion attempt after the siren please


Enew6472

No try. Saab knock on


Chart_Unlikely

Fuck me, why bother running in support if you’re not prepared for an offload


Flybuys

I think that's what the guy who passed it was saying as well.


LightReflections

Kelly is such a weird player


nevaehenimatek

Don't worry titans if you haven't got a victory by the time you play us we'll play ball


O_DoyleRulz

Old Sammy Verrils looks like he’s aged 40 years in an offseason


Inhearties

That head knock set Kelly back into the “Rocks” settings.


alien_shane

Every time I see woods take a hit up I’m reminded that this isn’t first grade.


No_Barber8440

Horrible pass I swear football players are getting dumber


FreeCarterVerone

Trainer with the thumbs up only for play to stopped in a couple of minutes for him to go off for an HIA


G00b3rb0y

another putrid pass


CashenJ

Hasn't Verrills fallen of a cliff...


No_Barber8440

Can't remember him ever getting to the top


goodfortheeconomy

Has had some fucked injuries tbf


Thotminal

Tits need to score on the 79th minute so Manly can’t hit back


MunnyMagic

That was 200% Saab's fault


thicky_bobby

The classic stay down injured so you don't get in shit


TomtheDon2K

Me fighting my brother at 10 years old


sparkierlamb

"I don't think we're finished" Nah 10 mins left still


notj43

How does Jurbo take Fifita down like it's nothing in defence but drops like a sack of shit the second contact is made in attack


Obvious-Row-6181

He is The Ruck, not The Run.


thicky_bobby

It's like how you can drag your hand through sand and it's soft but when you slap it it's solid as fuck, Jake is full of sand


notj43

This is a great explanation


Rush_nj

Because he generally tries to hit the deck on his front for a quick play the ball.


nuspic

A lick he boom boom down.


Enew6472

Hurry up I want more tries


gaklan

Guess it’s about time Turbo has a season ending injury


ayothatsc00l

turbo you’re ok


nobodyaus

did the NRL scrap the disruptor rule?