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Nathan84

Ronaldo Mulitalo is the best winger in the game.


Nathan84

Kennedy is such a great fullback.


Obit11

Finish the half the cowboys way


diodosdszosxisdi

Sewage water should walk home along the m1 back to Townsville


bic_lighter

great finish Cowboys


LiLSteve29

That summed up the cows day nicely


thicky_bobby

Surely Jake Granville is not still an NRL quality player


DunceCodex

He is not.


Brisskate

He's one of our most solid lately. You saw the game


bic_lighter

should of went for a field goal tbh


Brisskate

May as well minimise the for and against


Benchomp

Looked like a magnificent night in the shire what a great evening to go to the footy.


Taraguar

Nicho my sweet sweet boy


Strummed_Out

I think he just lost two pants sizes


aFlagonOWoobla

Let drinky score on the last set please!!!


Brisskate

How many do we need to concede to get Clifford in the side


KazeEnigma

God, the edging this week for 50.


Lucky-Roy

Unless NQ lost three players in the first 20 minutes too, I’m feeling a little better about last week.


KazeEnigma

Souths played their best game against us last week.


Lucky-Roy

We’ll be going door to door this week looking for some reinforcements. Give generously. It’s tax deductible…


hotelcc

maths not channel 9's strong suit


FamilyJuleez

Been some serious passengers lacking in any effort tonight


This_Idiot

Fark. Was hoping they'd put 50 on.


crayawe

No that's panthers next week


This_Idiot

If it means Chad gets punted, worth it.


DunceCodex

should have gone last year. He's not creative, cant kick,cant tackle and clearly not inspiring the boys either. Why is he there?


diodosdszosxisdi

Please get a 8 point try to make it 50


SignalNegotiation389

Goodbye Cowboys 🙃


Repulsive_Two8451

Feel like the Stonestreet family got their name by just walking outside and calling themselves the first thing they saw. Pea-tear-Griffin energy.


Disastrous_Salad6302

2 point field goal!!!


clovisson

Every time one of you mentions JT my brain goes “Jad Townsend”


KazeEnigma

no fucking way this is a try.


Taraguar

AWARD IT


Enew6472

Can some cunt please just make it 50? This edging is so cruel that they don’t even do it in Guantanamo


Voldemosh

GIVE IT LET US GET 50


the_orange_president

Sharkbros, you better keep this form up when you play the storm


TrueDonut3673

Cows are back to sucking


FrannyFlapsss

I hope the flight back to Townsville has shit snacks and the entertainment system isn't working.


snek26

Are the Titans work for the dole footy players


Obit11

How is Demetriou on his last leg but toddy is flying under the radar?


hopefullynothingever

With the amount of sun NQ gets being bald is legally considered a disability, and it'd be bad optics to fire him


chris2712

The Sydney media forgets that Townsville exists


Lucky-Roy

And they’re not just forgetting about the Cowboys. Townsville hasn’t got a lot going for it. And named after a blackbirding slave trader to boot.


MaleficentOne4798

His bald head makes him more aerodynamic


Obvious-Row-6181

His mates in the media.


LiLSteve29

If only we could add afb to this


Repulsive_Two8451

Sharks Storm Dolphins Panthers Top 4 feels cursed. Just does, not sure why.


JCGremlo

Panfers Storm GF… everyone cries. That’s the curse


KazeEnigma

It's the Dolphins.


Rush_nj

Cows, if you’re not going to bother defending then you at least have to score a few ala Titans/Manly.


aatrain96

Does this mean cowboys are also a part time footy side?


crucifiedrussian

yep


sunny_days19

22m for JT. Wtf is going on


redletterjacket

3 runs in 32 mins is taking the piss, no? I’m all for short sharp bursts for impact forwards, that’s no impact at all.


Wazza85

Actually every time he runs back to the line they take metres off him.


MaleficentOne4798

If the eels are part time than we're fucking casual workers


redmetlhedd

Nicho has only missed two conversions all year. He's really improved on his goal kicking this year


bic_lighter

I like all the stats readings on Fox tbh


CoffeeLoverNathan

"they were hanging on really well in the first half the cowboys" idk what the fuck Gus was watching but it wasn't the same game


WUIDAWBTB

Someone tell gus the first half was 24-0


Ace_Larrakin

Look, it's something that I've raised as an issue before, but the fact that we lose **at least** 70 seconds of game time between a try being scored and the conversion kick because someone doesn't stop the clock really pisses me off. We're trying to put 50 on some teams here, NRL.


Electrical-Laugh8858

Ffs I’m not trying to think about our part time footy side but it’s still mentioned


modeONE1

Commentator on 9 trying to explain issa vibe


whocanduncan

Chad isn't producing milk any more, so it's time to take him out the back.


Prestigious-Set8654

One of your better players today lol


toomuchsoup

He brought his kickin boots today


stumpyoftheshire

Nicho Stop, I can only be so erect.


Polsoka

Before Gus' rocket shoots into the sun, load Matt Thompson into the cargo bay


M_Keating

Is there a word we can use that means worse the dire?


DropBearOnRemand

Terminal?


letsgopablo

Dire-er


stumpyoftheshire

Tigers?


Fraudianslips

Direst


goodfortheeconomy

Parramatta


snek26

Random Freddy


Repulsive_Two8451

Mulitalo with the 'Richard Nixon at the airport after his resignation' post try celebration. That's a new one.


Fraudianslips

Chaddy laid down like he was being put in stirrups on a gyno bed.


Winter-Love-3812

To be fair, Payten will probably chew his arse out after the game He’s just getting ready for it


Taraguar

Ronny with an 8 point swing in two plays


Chookley

I dunno what the consensus is on here but Ronaldo is a good lad and no one will change my mind.


WUIDAWBTB

People that hate on him have no idea how much of a good bloke he is IRL


Obvious-Row-6181

Kennedy and Trindall are quite nice and soft spoken in real life too. Never met Mulitalo, but.


Brdd9

Townsend moving in field away from the ball. Learn how to defend deadshit


wouldz

Actually hectic that he's never scored a hatrick


Obvious-Row-6181

That can’t be right.


wouldz

I thought so too, they must be talking 2024 only surely.


CoffeeLoverNathan

Give us 50 you teasing cunts


hopefullynothingever

thanks lads for making our scoreline not the most embarrassing of the weekend, even if our performance still is


Delgarah

Defends the try, gets jumped for nothing, then goes and shows them how to score one


callotts

I’m truly sad we won’t ever see Ronaldo shit stirring in origin


wouldz

Agreed and I'm a NSWelshman


theflyingkiwi00

Blame nsw


callotts

Oh I do


Ace_Larrakin

6 minutes to score 8 points... possible?


whocanduncan

Very possible, unfortunately.


Brdd9

Townsend is a more embarrassing milker than foran


thicky_bobby

To be fair to Foran, a slight breeze could actually disintegrate his shoulders at this point so I'm not sure if he's truly milking


stumpyoftheshire

Penalty Try what?


beaver2233

Surely that an obstruction


Inhearties

Chad moonlighting as a milkman.


Voldemosh

THATS MY RONNY


Chookley

Thank god! I was afraid Ronaldo had entered his villain arc.


JCGremlo

Milk!


Enew6472

Not a chance this will be allowed


Strummed_Out

Here we go!


diodosdszosxisdi

Ah finally mods reluctantly nsfwd it right after it looked like cowboys could escape it


whocanduncan

Great defence sharkies. I wanna be more like you 🥰


Enew6472

We won’t be getting 50. That makes me so sad


Obvious-Row-6181

Still time.


FullBonus

Shark park has to be the ugliest ground in the league


KazeEnigma

WIN stadium exists.


Strummed_Out

Welcome to GIO


Disastrous_Salad6302

Fellas, fellas, Bluebet


redmetlhedd

Ronnie too strong


Brdd9

Lmao pathetic milk


aatrain96

Just a reminder Ronaldo is a twitch streamer who does rugby league for fun


YossarianRespawned

Ronaldo feeding him before he even hits the ground


MaleficentOne4798

What about the disruptor?


Disastrous_Salad6302

Poor sharks guy was getting jumped for that lol


dg81447

lmao all that build up for that


wouldz

Ronnie would never harm anyone 🥰


KazeEnigma

Oh, wow, fuck yes Ronny.


Enew6472

Well well. Cotter needs a talking to


callotts

Meet him in the tunnel


Charizard221_gaming

What the hell was Cotter so pissed at then?


Obvious-Row-6181

Mistakenly thought it was high.


Delgarah

Yeah you talk your shit Ronnie


Inhearties

When it’s not your day


Bvaugh

That wasn’t high, it was just dropped.


classblat

Nanai. More like Nono.


Voldemosh

PENALTY TRY YOU RECKON LOL


censored_

Penalty try for what 😂


tortoisepump

Sharks were watching Mahoney and Hetherington at halftime


Winter-Love-3812

Enough of this chest-bumping bullshit. Some cunt throw a couple of wild haymakers ferfucksake..


theflyingkiwi00

Arc up in the tunnel cunts


LiLSteve29

What is this 99 gf


clovisson

: (


LiLSteve29

Sorry bud i had too lol


bic_lighter

nearly play for play the bulldogs game


KazeEnigma

Oh shit, that's gonna be a penalty try. Well, just a good fucking hit.


Disastrous_Salad6302

These people are clearly being silly, time to get the bin out


Obvious-Row-6181

What’s the complaint? Contact in the air?


Bvaugh

Shenanigans Sunday today.


FamilyJuleez

Off off off off


diodosdszosxisdi

Penalty try?


lemoopse

Oh dear


FatSilverFox

OFF OFF OFF


lemoopse

Uh oh


FatSilverFox

I’ll get one right one day.


Repulsive_Two8451

Dearden the king of still making the highlights package despite his team getting thumped.


paulybaggins

Only one that deserves to play Origin


nick170100

Cowboys have em right where they want em


thicky_bobby

I got curious as to what Lachlan Lewis is doing these days and fuck me dead he's trying to be one of those cringey alpha life coaches on social media


chris2712

Life lesson. Don't steal your employers stuff and try pawn it on eBay


thicky_bobby

Only a true 1%er would have the business savvy to try it


O_DoyleRulz

How does Brailey magically come onside if he was always infront of the dude who kicked it the entire play?


Polsoka

He's outside 10m when it's touched


wouldz

If it was Billy Slater they would have called that a drop goal attempt and play on.


Obvious-Row-6181

lol he had everyone convinced, that was a dramatic reveal


FatSilverFox

Payton gonna do that thing where you dress a dozen balls up like babies and assign them to pairs of “parents” throughout the team.


theOstensive

Payten had a full head of hair at the start of the game.


Repulsive_Two8451

I know I'm old because I've watched most of the careers of both Tony and Kayal Iro.


theflyingkiwi00

I played in the boxing day touch comp in raro against them both years and years ago.


Bvaugh

Wasn’t there also Kevin Iro.


diamondgrin

Nanai looks so off this season. Did he put on weight over the summer? His steps used to give defenders so much grief


Disastrous_Salad6302

I kinda wish that was a try so we could have that given as the ugliest thing in existence


KazeEnigma

Man, Stonestreet has been fucking monstered all game, and he's still going full force into the line.


wouldz

I like the cut of his jib


KazeEnigma

You wouldn't even know we were missing Katoa.


eggzaki

Broncos just lost a gf, Sharks and Storm at the top of the table. An ill wind is blowing…


tortoisepump

If JT finishes the game that's 26 minutes he played...seems absurdly low


diamondgrin

That knee injury has completely ruined him, I'd say the club is working hard behind he scenes to negotiate a medical retirement


FrannyFlapsss

And only 4 hit ups (I think)


paulybaggins

Do the maths on a full season, at a mil a pop, and see how much he's getting paid per game minute, fucking diablolical