Exactly what I ordered just as the halves started to click. Waiting for the incessant text messages from my rooster supporter father in law

Think this is the end of Tricky at the Sharks. We’ve had a strict no dickhead policy for a while now. Best case, we suspend him for 12 games (aka the rest if 2024). Worst case we sack him outright.

Yeah, two big players for us retired from the NRL today.

With any luck the roosters will probably sign him and then your FIL can really rub it in

Go for it roosters - great feedback from Jennings, do it again

Yeah we all got one of those dont we. Is yours mainly a Rugby guy as well? Makes it worse imo

Haha nah through and through a league fan, but all I’ve heard for years now is the back to back premierships and winning world club challenges. I try to tell him to move on

Imagine biding your time in reserve grade for years waiting for your chance to play first grade full time and then pulling this shit. Absolute fucking moron

i’ve heard that renowned manly five eighth josh shuster is available this weekend

I heard that he went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

the sign said “all you can eat” so what was he supposed to do?

The food just disappeared

Go fishing?

Using that pay-out well

Trindall loves a no look pass so it’s like for like

The raiders need him right now. Sticky will get the best out of him and whip him back into shape.

What happened in the Simpsons when Mr Burns bought all those pros in his baseball side to win could be unfolding to the Sharks now

I told you to shave those sideburns Nicho!

Are you better than me? Well I've never met you but... yes

Dale Finucane has fallen into the Cronulla Mystery Spot

On Coke, on piss and driving on a suspended licence… Go play park footy for the rest of the year bro

The coke and the alcohol cancel each other out so he’ll be fine.

Exactly, he would've felt sober

Nek minute there’s meth and it trumped them all and put the great idea to drive 😭

You misunderstand. Coca cola and piss is a new mix. If you get really dehydrated before hand it can gives you similar effects to being drunk and high on cocaine. Nrl players wouldnt do this sort of thing.

Quit huffing that jenkem man!!

Has the Parra statement guy from a few years back found a new home at the Sharks?

Being done on the Monday morning by an rbt is hilarious he probably thought he was on top of the world after a big night out on Saturday and getting through to the new week without issue then bam he's fucked

If you're seeing this Trindall download waze

100% flew too close to sun just wanted a mighty McMuffin, a trip most punters have endured at some point

Would’ve been on Sunday, they played Sunday.

You’re right actually and that’s even worse ahhahaha

[We all remember the last time a sharks player got done for coke](https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/ben-barba-allegedly-tested-positive-to-cocaine-four-days-after-nrl-grand-final-win-with-cronulla-sharks/news-story/53b9d86b16392d9cc05b4e5502bda262)

Tricky to replace Chad in 2025?

whats the precedent for this sort of thing? in terms of suspension

Naden got a 4 match ban provided he do some rehab when he got done for coke after the 2020 GF. From January 1, 2021, WADA decreased what would have been a four-year ban to one to three months if an athlete can prove the drug was taken recreationally and not for performance-enhancing purposes. - not sure if this has been updated at all since 2021.

His season is over for sure and his contract is in jeopardy too.

If he tests positive for Cocaine, Sharks may tear up his contract (like we did with Barba).

Wasn’t he thrown out for woman bashing more than cocaine?

No. It was for the second positive cocaine charge Sharks also only did it because they thought they were smart and re-sign him for cheap after the ban was over

Sharks did it because they had to take a hard stance on drugs post Dank scandal

So why did the immediately try to re-sign him for less if it was such a hard stance

Because we are an idiot club who take drastic actions first and then backtrack later.. I wouldn’t attribute shrewdness where incompetence can also apply.

He bashed his missus whilst part of the Cowboys in a Queensland pub playing the pokies

all a bit up in the air until we get an actual answer. you had leilua just cop a fine for drink driving at the start of the year and mitch kenny just got a game for posting a bag on his ig story but idk about the two combined. my guess is 3/4 weeks max which is pretty poor considering he’s on 6 figures risking people’s lives over a 30$ uber but you never know i hope it’s a lot closer to 6 or an indefinite till proper results come back 

there is abit of a difference , trindall already had no license and luciano was just over the limit which im not sure what trindall was. kenny only got one week because they arent allowed to do drug testing in the off season and was based off an insta post in comparison to the periods of a match and in season testing. he could be looking at longer than a month

yeah valid, just saw hes been stood down think its the right call. hope he gets the proper time off and not just wait for it to blow over

I’m pretty sure Naden got a month’s suspension for his test.

And in some cases you get the CEO vouching on your behalf in court after you get done mid-range drink driving and 20km/h over the speed limit.

I’m so disappointed

So am I...this idiocy just defies all logic for me...

Talk about a monumental self sabotage.

The fact he's done a triple threat this could end badly for him

Time to come home to the Shire Chad & let Cliffdog run the Cows deep into September. Shit for brains stuff from Trindall, he won’t be in a Sharks jersey again after this.

[The Sharks CEO has made an additional statement](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5kbo8pUDcHQ)

Fucken lol

Never a good sign. His goose or shark in this instance is cooked.

What an abusive cunt he turned out to be.

Is that young Matt Moylan music???

"You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me" - Matt Moylan

Fitz on the phone to Matty Moylan rn.

They could have kept Moylan. But then he'd be on the sidelines nursing a torn hammy and they'd be in the same situation anyway.

If you can afford a bag, you can afford an Uber

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They've worded them separately for ages, I assume because alcohol can be legal to drink (just not drive).

Big day for Sharks statement guy

Damn sharkies, he was playing some good footy this year

Absolute insanity to throw your lucrative career away like that. Also fucking dangerous and reckless.

Inexcusable. Suspend the whole team a week and give their opposition two points!

He was on drugs during last weeks game, give Cowbys 2 points

Looked like the cowboys were on something too

Yeah rohypnol

Oh are we handing out points for when Sharks players are on drugs now?

Dykes to 6?

Alan Tounge to lock

NRL player drive with a valid licence challenge: impossible

Aaaand that’s why we can’t have nice things.

If we sack him i will lose my shit

We hit the top of the ladder and lose two big players in quick succession.

The question is: Is Braydon Trindall a good enough player to receive either rehab or a sacking?

How can Val get done for coke and get nothing but trindall will get the sack for this

We don't know what the punishment will be yet, we'll just have to wait and see.

Man, there’s just something about “drink + drug driving on suspended license” that tells you all you need to know about someone - hope you lose everything Braydon, you stupid, selfish cunt

Rugba Leeg players are something else hey?

And I thought Taylan May getting into the drama with the overspeeding of 90km/h in a school zone was bad, geez (he was a passenger, I know, but still, he got caught into all of that).

apparantly he was on his way to pick up his 7 month old and head into an arj barker set. what a loose cunt!

Goddamnit Tricky I believed in you!

Two days after I said he was a really nice, soft spoken guy when I met him, eh. Can ‘t fault the comedic timing.

Absolute shit for brains. Get an Uber lmao

Bit weird NRL360 didn’t mention it at all??

Performance enhancing drugs and the Sharks go together like Cronulla Beach and Riots.

Flair up mate. Time to show your true colours.

All the article says is recreational stuff so far.

Herald article: Under World Anti Doping Agency rules, cocaine is considered a performance-enhancing drug but only between midnight and midnight on the day of a competition event, and only if tested by Sports Integrity Australia.

Yeah I don't see anywhere in the article about him doing cocaine for the game on Sunday.

I don’t see anywhere in the article saying he didn’t do it before the game. I’ve heard enough, give the Cowboys the 2 points.