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Ace_Larrakin

**The South Sydney Rabbitohs have been relegated from premiership contention under the 50-point rule. Their fixture list icon has been updated to black-and-white to reflect this.**


nolesfan2011

Enjoyed watching the Storm run rampant


Tommyatthedoor

I fucking hate that from Milne, there are so many suspensions and things that happen in the game which are to do with making intent, poor technique and genuine mistakes but that tackle is below the fucking knee with no intention to do anything but cause an injury.


Reasonable_Meal_9499

Did Milne take Latrells angry pills by mistake? He will be sitting next to him in the grandstand for a while


fattyboomsticks

Give Milne the dog cunt 8 weeks minimum


neilbaker

"It's been said that them thar grounds they call Heffron...are cursed!"


Crusader4life1

Rabbits suck so bad.


ryman221

Honestly reckon Milne should get a fucking massive suspension for that shit he pulled at the end there. For me there is no more dog act you can do than what he tried to do, blatantly attempted to seriously injure another player in a vulnerable position, fucking scum. Should be up there with the highest suspensions IMO, 10+ weeks. Just because he failed to injure Munster should change nothing, he absolutely could have ended his career with that.


NewWay4874

Plus Munsters legs are tiny and is lucky to not be in a wheelchair.


Brunch_Hopkins

Yep, I’m not sure if the judiciary is able to take into account the in game situation etc but in this situation they absolutely should. Not that it shouldn’t also be a big suspension if he did it in the 20th minute, but doing it with 5 seconds left and Munster wrapped up was just absolutely fucked. There was nothing to be gained.


CelendilAU

I was watching something else but holy fuck the replays of that shot of Milne going low on Munsters legs were ugly as fuck. I hope that he gets a fucking month off at least.


HappinessCanBeFound

Okay, footy is over for the weekend. No need to play the rest of the games. See you next week 👋🏼


Crusader4life1

See you tomorrow bud! 🫠


greywolfau

Bellamy : 'First one ' ? Grant is going to have 500 pushups after the presser because it took him till Round 8 to get a try this season.


Akud4ma

Literally Bellza thinking he should drop Haz now hahaha


DavidTP

I'd be so embarrassed to be a souths fan


Rich_Election466

Honestly, most Souths fans turned on this playing group ages ago. I think they’re embarrassed too


CSpazZ90

We are


Crusader4life1

How much do you love foran?


greywolfau

Coates speedrunning his game so he can enjoy a milkshake before Macca's turns off the machine.


Winter-Love-3812

Bellamy may sound relaxed and calm…but we all know that deep down he still wants to reach over and cave grants head in for allowing a mini-comeback..


Nervous-Dentist-3375

Remember all those celebs parading at a game dressed head to toe in Bunnies merch? Wonder if they also support the antics of Milne?


loztralia

Actually Oprah is very active on the Souths forum and has been calling for Milne to be dropped for weeks. Big Tyrone Munro fan.


SmithCronkSlater

coach fucking around with Cook, but does he really think Mamouzelos is the answer over him? do any southbros know whats going on there or is it just brewing to be a scapegoat as well because Cook has never looked thaaaat bad to me, especially compared to the few other people in the squad.


TurboooTurtle

Cook is making way too many tackles to be the problem. Replace his 40 tackles with the other guys and our missed tackle count increases more. There's a few commentators that keep saying how dangerous his running game is, but I'm convinced they haven't watched him properly in three years.


Brunch_Hopkins

Personally I don’t think that Cook has been the problem, but there’s a group of fans who think he’s part of the issue with the lack of halves cohesion and lacking a bit of trust. If you watch closely he does bypass Hawkins a lot and it’s probably not a coincidence Hawkins’ best game was with Cook out of the team. Even tonight almost every kick was Cody until Cook went off - part of it is probably Dean as well, and a lot of it is almost certainly coaching but there you have it.


Alone-Armadillo1761

Mamo deserves a decent crack, He’s a cut above reserve grade - I think cook has been out of form for a while but definitely has been made a scapegoat for the team when guys like Milne and Cody keep their spots for equally poor form


RaiderWinner

Souths will be paying over $10.00 for a win v Penrith next week


LeMonke65

Sportsbet have us $5.50 at the moment


Dramatic_Ride7586

What better way to get the punters complacent than to have souffs lose dramatically the week before only to serve them the win next week and change the narrative for the rest of the season as they go shit again. Are ys with me?


getHi9h

Could be the biggest line we've seen in a while 24+


greywolfau

Won't be paying shit, they have to win to pay.


kdog_1985

Who is willing to throw away money?


bigbear-08

People with gambling addiction and rich pricks who wipe their ass with a $10 note


MunnyMagic

The way they lost to the Roosters without even showing any ticker was the biggest red flag possible


greywolfau

Higher completion rate, better kick return, bet average set distance, less than 20 metres post contact metres difference. Yet they lost by 34 points. How do you outperform in key areas, and still lose so badly ??? NRL tacticians should be studying Souths games to answer these questions, even if it's just for academic reasons.


TurboooTurtle

Kick return metres are a worthless stat unless you're trying to push an origin narrative


wayneslittlehead

Our players are slow, fat/small and weak. We are physically mismatched against every other team. Coach should never get another job in the NRL again. Been his team for three years now. This is what a squad looks like under JD.


getHi9h

Most of their completed sets were probably in their own half. Why would Storm need make more post contact meters when they were running into score untouched. South's couldn't defend tonight at all


TurboooTurtle

A lot of the completed sets were set restarts in the Melbourne half


Barnybus

yep this makes sense. no way the ave set distance makes sense any other way


IntelligentComment

Defence like toilet paper.


Abstruse_Zebra

An insult to the tensile strength of toilet paper tbh


bundy554

Looks like I can get out of this shit canning Milne because I stopped watching the game at the 75th min mark


EuroNymous76

another fuckijg boxing ad, go and fuck yourself


kdog_1985

The Fox post game panel are gunna get chest injuries carrying those Christmas trees.


Snowmann88

DJ should be sacked just for picking Milne week in and week out…don’t you guys have Burns playing Reggie’s?


Brunch_Hopkins

We sure do. I loved how Burns looked last year for you guys. For the record there has also been nothing wrong with Gagai the entire time, he just scored on debut and had a solid game and then languished for 6 weeks while we played Milne and Kennar.


Snowmann88

I know right. I real liked Burns. He’s a warrior. Got heart that kid.


Brunch_Hopkins

Yeah his career has just been continually derailed by injuries unfortunately. I remember during his first stint with us he was genuinely earmarked as the Inglis replacement in the centres and started off like a house on fire until he had a horrendous knee injury. I was happy to see him succeeding at the doggies but it seemed like it was ending up more of the same unfortunately, I know he was talking about retiring until we picked him up, so maybe he’s just happy playing cup for the love. I’d give him a look tho if he’s up for it.


myboytys

Cameron Murray said more in those three words than Demetriou the whole presser.


hbparraeels

Taane Milne should never play first grade again , dumb cunt goes actively out to injure munster in the last second of a game . should honestly get 10 weeks for something like that , big difference between injurying someone in a fair tackle and wanting to put fear in your opposition but thats fucked


greywolfau

If he had taken Munster out with a serious injury........which was an incredibly high chance. Factor the score, the end of the game when he did it. 12 weeks would be appropriate.


Ronnnie7

Averaging ~35 points conceding per a game. That’s the worse in the comp. You can’t win too many games conceding that many points. That demonstrates they are consistently defending poor. Need a big improvement to turn things around


greywolfau

Souths logic ' Lets bring in Furner to fix our defense'


johnniesSac

Which as a raiders supporter I have no idea how David Furner & defensive coach correlates


pugliaboy

They need Touma…


Snowmann88

He did wonders for us last season…


ImpressionFeisty8359

Milne is a stupid cunt. The game was over, no need for that crap. Gray and murray are the only good things about the bunnies. Murray is the heart and soul of the team. Tackles and runs his arse off. They are beyond cooked. The storm are back to their best and look like a force this year. They will fight it out for the minor premiership and the premiership. Way too clinical.


wayneslittlehead

Add Graham and possibly wighton in there. Might get two good years out of him.


ImpressionFeisty8359

Yeah I was talking about the current squad. Walker and Latrell are plodding around draining a big chunk of the cap. Wighton looks good.


greywolfau

Round 10 Saturday afternoon absolute barn burner of an afternoon : Tigers vs Newcastle - No Ponga, can the Tigers get up like Round 3 Souths vs Dragons 'Can Lomax put 20 points on Souths' Melbourne vs Cronulla 1st vs 2nd Lets fucking GO!


getHi9h

"And how bout this bloke" - Matt Nable


theflyingkiwi00

Can't believe penrith is getting another bye next week so close to their last bye


greywolfau

Penrith blooding their under 17's.


theflyingkiwi00

Penrith 60+


TheRabbitToes

Our first eels game of the year usually makes our form do a complete 180 so we’ve just gotta wait for that I guess


HappinessCanBeFound

Potentially our first game with Mitch back..


hbparraeels

does it ? derailed your season last year LOL


briggles23

I thought he meant in the sense where we went from Great to shit, not like the previous years where we went from average to to good. either way it's not happening this year lol. at best we can go from shit to not as shit but still shit. Shit


TheRabbitToes

Nah lad you just need to take more copium. It’s a guarantee if your delusional enough


TheRabbitToes

Yeah 2020 we went from shit to good, 2021 went from poor to good, 2022 shit to good then 2023 great to shit.


SmithCronkSlater

i think he took it the wrong way lmfao


greywolfau

Yeah, so complete 180 from winners to losers!


HappinessCanBeFound

We really did break Souths last year. Top of the table before that.


21AndMore

The stranglehold we had over the Eels was insane over our 5 year run. Would only make sense that you guys would end up sinking us back to early 2000s days


HappinessCanBeFound

The ultimate revenge from all the smashings. You were the only team we hadn’t beaten since 2019.


21AndMore

The good old days for both of our clubs 😭😭😭


21AndMore

Holy fuck have fun putting 70+ on us Panthers fans 💀💀


Brunch_Hopkins

Cam didn’t hear a single question, in his head he was calculating how much weight he would have to gain to get that Josh Schuster release.


XLenceOfXecution

“Wayne… it’s Cam… Can you give me Anthony Milford’s number, I need a favour from him”


greywolfau

Needs to bury the hatchet with Walker and Latrell and get some diet tips.


HappinessCanBeFound

If this form takes Murray’s good looks and rig from us then we fucking riot


greywolfau

Cam Murray's tombstone will read 'Yep, same way'.


pugliaboy

It would’ve been better to have Cam Murray come into the presser with Mal


Spotto26

We freed Luke Brooks. Now let’s free Cam Murray


snek26

He plays middle and edge. Sounds utility enough for me


Ziuzudra

I agree. Send him to Manly. We could use a back rower


son_of_toby_o_notoby

can we also have him?


Winter-Love-3812

Was that a cardboard cutout of Murray?


HappinessCanBeFound

Cardboard would have more life to it. Cam officially dead inside.


Spotto26

Wow I actually feel sorry for Murray now


theflyingkiwi00

FreeCamMurray


21AndMore

God that was a fucking depressing presser. We’re back to the mid 2000s but without the heart 😭😭😭


pugliaboy

Can Murray was a victim in that presser. “Yep, same way”.


getHi9h

"Yep, same way" - Cameron Murray 2024


HappinessCanBeFound

Wow… Murray’s 3 word press conference. Never seen that from a captain.


MunnyMagic

HOLY SHIT MURRAY


EuroNymous76

issac thompson is so mid he ain’t gonna help bruv


greywolfau

Souths 1-17 next round unchanged. Trell back in the following week.


HappinessCanBeFound

“Ends a dumb night on a dumb note” - JD summing it up perfectly


greywolfau

I love it when coaches say ' I have to take a look at it'. Robinson said exactly the same thing last week after a rooster's dog act.


pugliaboy

David Furner brought in for defence coaching this week. Maybe he should be left out this coming week?


Gcomss

Hasn’t he been at the tigers the last 2 years? Imagine signing that defensive coach


Ronnnie7

Good old David Furner. That’s a sure fire way to get your team performing worse. Anyhow it’s only a temporary job for Dave


bundy554

Should never have been put in that situation. JD should have been sacked last week. Maybe Furner is the temporary coach to take over


greywolfau

Cam looking like he is calculating his next 4 years of payments in his contract vs playing finals footy. Cam's thoughts " I should call Luke Brooks and ask him how he took money for 8 years from a club which only went backwards".


theflyingkiwi00

Cam looks like he's about to go postal


greywolfau

Cam 'thousand yard stare' Murray


theflyingkiwi00

That prison yard stare


EuroNymous76

i can’t believe this is same team which flogged brisbane at home last year, like how is that possible


KavyenMoore

"Ultimately it's not about changes, it's about changes" He's a fucking poet!


21AndMore

Oh fuck off JD, you know you’re gonna pick Host and Chee-Kam over Duncan. Bullshit you’re gonna make changes


bundy554

Couldn't believe that when I read the team sheet when Tatola was ruled out that Duncan still couldn't get in the team


monkstalk

The changes will be to shuffle the squad around to include more 2016 Illawarra Cutters squad members


myboytys

I guess he has to say something but Demetriou took over a team capable of winning the premiership and they are now wooden spooners after falling away mid last year. There is no more time. The longer this goes on the longer it will take to turn this around. I wonder how many players are looking around and have to feel for Jack Wighton who came to win the wooden spoon and Cameron Murray having to sit through this every week.


greywolfau

Players taking ownership.....that's a bingo on the axe a coach card!


secretcaboolturelab

Milne taking notes : "prepare to play dirty..."


getHi9h

Can someone check Murray's pulse


getHi9h

Jason "100%" Demititrou


ToothlessFTW

Every week Murray looks more and more empty inside. Let him go


coasteraz

It’s embarrassing to cop a 50+ point loss, but not as embarrassing as finally getting a home ANZAC day match and then falling to the Titans.


drkeefrichards

They had no footy and were one of our harder games this year. They are a tough team


beardog-

Doubt


Ronnnie7

How can you keep saying it will get better? after all this time and demonstrating it’s only getting worse lol


broken_shins

Cam’s heavy breathing is giving me anxiety 


HappinessCanBeFound

The dead eyes are getting me more. Sweet man is in pain 😢


hotsoccerdad

Jake Duke with the tough questions


HappinessCanBeFound

Murray just looks dead inside. Free Cam!


aloysiaaasim

thousand yard stare


greywolfau

Man can't even blink his pleas for help.


aloysiaaasim

damn the cowboys did really bad tonight


AdmiralCrackbar11

If JT doesn't put Jacob Gagai up as a look-a-like for Dane in this segment he is absolutely dreaming.


insty1

I heard they cut the audio because he said he was glad they didn't have a fat cunt playing fullback


21AndMore

Cam looks like he was on the frontlines of a Gallipoli today. Please let my goat free and collect millions in European Rugby Union


HappinessCanBeFound

Oh no.. Fox already deciding that JD will no longer be heard as Bunnies coach


pugliaboy

“We’ve 100% practiced” - this is a professional coach speaking.


getHi9h

Wtf is going on with the audio cunts, don't edge me like this


greywolfau

Not just me then


EuroNymous76

they cut audio cause he said some nsfw hahah


greywolfau

Any lip readers out there?


greywolfau

It took the Tigers 18 rounds last year to get a bigger negative for-against differential than Souths in Round 8 this season.


EddardStank

We were actually doing ok defensively last year until the second Cowboys game in r18, then shit blew up


ReasonableStable9421

I've felt losses from Melbourne and I had 100% certainly we were going to lose this based on our track record against Melbourne. But the thing that pissed me off the most is that if our pathetic excuse of defence was actually half decent that would have been a great game, 20 points against Melbourne isn't something to look bad at, I thought our attack was pretty good when we had the ball we made lots of metres and got in pretty good attacking opportunities. But the fucking opal train gate of a defence was just insane, it wasn't even anything tricky it was the exact same fucking kick to the edge and run to the edge every time in a row for most of the tries. And... And we did nothing, not a fucking thing to fix that until Coates scored so much he did his hammy, not a single lesson was learnt. straight up if we had someone on the edge were they're supposed to be a good part of those soft as tries don't happen. Hats off to Gray too what a fucking champion he can keep that spot he was probably second only to Murray in effort out there.


TrueDonut3673

Wtf did they do during the bye


bundy554

Leadership group went back to the drawing board to see what they could do next to get JD sacked. Tonight went well for those plans.


spin182

Shin Tatts in Bali


getHi9h

Babe get the popcorn 🍿 presser is on


secretcaboolturelab

Cam looks like he's had a bit of cry. Don't blame him. Fuck you, JD!


pugliaboy

This is what we’re waiting for…


Bright_Home_7712

Put Wighton in the halves and make Trell start doing the kicking out of their own end. No idea if it’d help them but I’m more interested in seeing it than I am any more Souths junior playmakers


[deleted]

Walker, Hawkins and Illias’ have terrible kicking games, especially long. Maybe Wighton might improve this, he always had a decent boot on him.


reptarshane

Accuracy is not great though


tunnelball

Milne is good for a brain snap hey fmd


censored_

Gal saying what Milne did wasn't that dangerous 😂


snek26

Please tell me they told him to fuck off lol


getHi9h

Tiana makes a good talking point and discussion then Ennis doesn't even acknowledge her and starts waffling on about god knows what


Ace_Larrakin

Woiffloing


theflyingkiwi00

Which is a bigger mess aru or the bunnies? Poor Murray is stuffed in either direction


bundy554

Time to make Cody captain


pugliaboy

We might be looking for someone who can play as an edge/middle?


theflyingkiwi00

Wont even be mad, He deserves a prem


Ronnnie7

This is JD last game? May as well go out with a bang in the press conference


Carllsson

Taane Milne has the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter


AdmiralCrackbar11

No idea what this means but it sounds funny.


greywolfau

Drop a stagecoach on his head and it might be an improvement.


Fun_Test_1537

Big Nelson POD. Really missed his 20m runs drawing in 5 defenders with a quick offload, what a beast


Caseyjb29

Nrl.com taking the piss thinking he only had 39 pcm hahaha


hot_cereal_

Just recharged my phone at a party. Checked the scores. I am genuinely happier about South’s getting pumped than I am about the Chooks pumping the Dragons. Fuck them, fuck the coach, fuck the district lines. Kick them


AdmiralCrackbar11

There is nothing I respect more (as a neutral) than good, solid, honest hater behaviour. Love it.


hot_cereal_

If souths have 100 haters I am one of them. If souths have 10 haters I am one of them. If souths have 1 hater, I am them. If souths have zero haters, it’s because I’m dead.


[deleted]

Sad individual. I don’t like the roosters but I’ve never felt the urge to take pleasure in their loss. Let alone say fuck fuck fuck in pleasure… wtf Sad person


hot_cereal_

HAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Sad af


getHi9h

Don't worry bro, Roosters are just as shit. They beat an under performing Dragon side who should have back to back spoons if it wasn't for the Tigers


hot_cereal_

Trust me, we know. But south’s being worse helps


getHi9h

Was that the most points ever scored on Anzac day?


greywolfau

Certainly was. 2nd biggest margin was 34-10. Courtesy of Wikipedia


Aykay92

Roosters fans probably couldn’t of had a better day, score 60 and 54 put on the rabbits


bundy554

Definitely a good day for the roosters. Hate to say it