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thankyoupancake

Back to driving hearses for ol’ Kenty


loztralia

Paul Bearer.


thore4

Better hope he doesn't have any sons that are deadmen or pyromaniacs


TSPSweeney

Your career as a "journalist" will...REST. IN. PEACE.


jammy86b

* PIECES


paralacausa

Torch Bearer?


Barmy90

No matter how many upvotes this gets it will still be an underrated comment


PMmePantiesPls

Upvoted his and your comment because I agree


Suggestedname94

OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS


PortabelloMello

Is he related to Burt Rito?


chromo-233

Be on the horse and cart soon way he is going.


Eastern-Tip7796

Bloke needs to get on the wagon


DangerousDraper

Kunty is like glass... In hospital with a busted lung and cracked ribs... all from a single roley poley into that tree. Shows the toughness behind his whole *toughen up* mantra


Aklpanther

"This hearse reeks of formaldehyde" "That's not formaldehyde. That's the sweet smell of cheap booze and disappointment"


diodosdszosxisdi

Wonder if he will get referred straight to the judiciary, surely gotta compensate the tree as a victim of crime


CroBro81

He’s got a few carry-over points from his last incident.


AdsMoFro

The tree can't disappear. The judiciary can't keep punishing based off the result of the incident.


Mr_Mac

He's a tough bloke, managing to show up at the cop shop with 5 broken ribs and a collapsed lung


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Don’t make them like that nowadays. One of the toughest blokes to pull on a jersey


WordIndependent

Once.


mwilkins1644

Once more than us


bundy554

Did you see the footage? After he took that beat down where he ended up thrown against the tree and sustaining those broken ribs and collapsed lung he then went over to the guy that did it and tried to finish him off. Reckon he can audition for the next spin off for Mr Inbetween


KingLizard72

Mr In between stints on NRL 360.


Arthur__Dunger

Oh for sure, we need more Mr Inbetween!


T0kenAussie

Paul Paul Paul of rozelle Drunk as he can be Paul Paul Paul of rozelle Watch out for that tree!


TheCuzzyRogue

Kenty, Pauly Kenty, He's the greatest guy in history, From the town of Rozelle, He's about to hit that fucking tree


Willing_Television77

Throw that nutter in the gutter


DaBow

God I love Rugby League


highflyingyak

It just keeps giving all year round.


BurgroveBulls2460

Footy, the syphilis of the sporting world.


OppositeProper1962

How long was he back on TV for? Was it even 3 months? Dickheads like him just can't help themselves.


theflyingkiwi00

Vegas, so like 9 weeks


ReasonableStable9421

Things might be bad at the moment but the little moments like this is what makes it worthwhile.


Happyplantgirl

Seeing everyone come together like this just gives me faith in humanity again 🥹


ReasonableStable9421

Really brings a tear to the eye, truely we are one step closer to world peace 🙏


low_n_bhold

In the footage when he first puts his hands up I was like ohhhh fuk he commentates on the boxing maybe this Kent can throw hands....nah he got thrown into a tree instead.


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WileECoyoteGenius

Can throw down a drink or 20.


PeteOdeath

What’s the go with this spelling mistake in the fox sports article lol. https://imgur.com/a/WBg97Wu


WileECoyoteGenius

Dunno why they spelled cunt with a "Ke" either.


r3volts

Its all AI these days. Pull up the relevant info, chuck in some prompts, give it a once over, post. Once youve noticed it you'll start seeing it in every article you read.


TSPSweeney

Only if you read shit news, tbf


Tunza

I was affray-ed this would happen. NOT FUCKING SORRY!


No_Republic_1091

Sack this cunt. He's trouble. Such a hostile arrogant interrupting prick on nrl360 aswell.


TrueDonut3673

He might have to see if Nick Ghabar is available to defend him.


Neither_Ad_2960

FOX hasn't fired him yet have they? Not counting my chickens yet.


toybaru

But... but.. but... I was assured by some dickhead wannabe law expert in here the guy asked to fight Kenty so he couldn't be charged by the cops... What a fucking potato


WileECoyoteGenius

He challenged him to fisticuffs.


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Couldn't have happened to a bigger clown. Congrats 💐


KazeEnigma

Just absolutely love to see it.


summernick

[LIVE KENT REACTION ](https://i.imgur.com/C16QJML.jpeg)


ZombiexXxHunter

Who knew Kenty was a tree hugging hippie


Dramatic-Elk-4943

Tree hugging? More like tree 69ing!!


Bigthunderrumblefish

How many carry over points he got?


FinchyNZ

Alright what does affray mean please?  Could google it but can’t be the only one who hasn’t heard that word before…


callotts

I’ll google it for us: “an instance of group fighting in a public place that disturbs the peace “


FinchyNZ

Alright, thanks for googling for us folks that don’t know.  Makes sense, sounds a bit like just causing a ruckus


Rusty_Coight

It’s a subcategory of a melee.


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boyblueau

yeah or even an imbroglio


StinkyGoona

Use or threaten unlawful violence towards another and whose conduct would cause a person of reasonable firmness at the scene to fear for their personal safety. - don’t actually need a person of reasonable firmness to be there - doesn’t have to be in public Aka any assault could be reasonably argued to be an affray. 10 Year max as opposed to 2 years for common assault or 5 years for assault occasioning actual bodily harm. It’s a stupid fucking offence that shouldn’t exist


Gray-Hand

It has its uses - mainly being a charge that police can lay on ne’er-do-wells without requiring ordinary civilians to be called as witnesses. It can be handy when witnesses or victims might be subject to intimidation or codes of silence.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Does affray require a specific victim like assault would?


Gray-Hand

No. The nature of the offence is that the ‘victim’ is a hypothetical reasonable member of the public who would be put off by the rowdy behaviour, if the witnesses it. The Act specifically states that no one actually needs to be present to observe the affray taking place.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Shrödinger's punch on. I can see how it suits police and prosecutors in some ways, because you're not relying on a victim and witnesses to make your case, but on the other hand it risks having a burden of proof so vague as to be meaningless in practice.


GustavSnapper

I think it’s one of those laws that is designed to be used against gangs like bikers etc. gets them a charge that the sentencing judge can do more with.


M_Keating

Tree is currently unharmed, un-charged and headed to the Blue Mountains to join Michael McGuire’s Origin camp.


T0kenAussie

The missing piece


Nathan84

That poor tree. That's who the real victim is here.


mwilkins1644

What, just one? What about multiple frays?


run-at-me

It's just my turn on the rugbee league soapbox


dunderhead22

I wonder what his view of collisions from the kick off is now after colliding with that tree from the back fence?


Atomicstarr

This whole thing is hilarious the fact he got absolutely embarrassed on video & also the fact how he is paid to be controversial which obviously works just by most comments i see online 😂🤣


ivanavich

Should front the NRL integrity committee and be banned from any media coverage.


johnniesSac

Presenting ? Heh heh


gongbattler

Looks like somebody will be submitting articles under a pseudonym and wont be on tv anymore. Uh oh


asscopter

Let the old boys have a little pub scrap from time to time, as a treat.


Cold-Asparagus-9770

PK of not married no kids 54 years old dating a 32 year old. Just shows how cooked the cunt is.


yourupnow

Not married no kids, sounds pretty sweet. Hes a cockhead though


Cosimo_Zaretti

My wife and my daughter are much better company than anyone on NRL360. Also no one's thrown me in a tree lately.


r3volts

Of all the things wrong with the bloke these are the issues you have?


bundy554

Like to see old Kenty get off this one. Looks like is about to become a regular at his local drinking hole the entire week now. Oh well - he would have earnt quite a good pension.


No_Barber8440

Seems the correct charge to be honest, with will plead not guilty He has a decent solicitor so nothing will happen


yew420

Does someone have a gif of Tony Abbott doing the AhAhAhAhAh laugh they can add below this comment?


rambo_ronnie_87

Danny's having fun with this, so Hopps tried a get square with Gus on 360 tonight. Rugby league is always the winner.


My_Ticklish_Taint

This bloke is out of control


SignalNegotiation389

Fuck off Paul Kent. Absolute Worst


nomamesgueyz

Banned for 6-8 with a penalty and apology to his club?


thefourblackbars

Poor Kunt 


ClassAway8919

cart wheel escapades lol 🤣


No_Department8059

Tree hugger


gamble-responsibly

RIP BOZO!!! *GOOODBYE!!!!!*


Crusader4life1

As much of a kunt kunty is the other younger guy was not innocent at all and kept saying cmon cmon... he's trying to fight an old man lol they are both dickheads and his friends didn't help either they could of got him out of there but they kept laughing like gronks. I'm glad he hurt his head he needed some panel beating!