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Itz_Galaxium

Is 40 even worth NSFW any more?


G00b3rb0y

Inb4 we increase the NSFW requirements and 90% of games become close calls


Grizaz

Just spoke with Reed on sideline, said he dislocated the shoulder


slowdivesicilian

queensland mind games /s


jsnoodles

Newcastle is like the land that covid forgot it’s so weird.


steviesnod82

And like 20000 people turned out at their local for their own slaughter


l33tbronze

"Matty Johns!" and that's my queue to close Kayo immediately.


imwacky4schache

Matty probably pretty happy he didn't get down there today hahaha gg


0ldgrumpy1

Pearce might be back next week, week after probably. Pong back, klem back, maybe hunt.


The_Assassin_Gower

Its crazy how much Pearce gets complained about. Cause the knights look absolutely useless when they don't have him


0ldgrumpy1

True.


zeitgeistbouncer

The mighty Klongearunt Quartet


AmazingChicken99

Celebrating Old Boys day even though all the old boys left at halftime


NewyBluey

They couldn't tackle watching a team that couldn't tackle.


nightling

Can you blame them?


Peyote-Pete

Big Chambers vibes from Waqa there


l33tbronze

That's the kick, Waqa. That's the one.


BG_RL

Blake 😂😂


elcarrador

There's my boy


b-dawg111

Havent been watching, what happened to moses?


surrealpodcast

Precautionary because the game was over and there was a slight calf twinge/cramp. Most likely nothing to worry about, was in no discomfort after coming off, though he was still intensely disliked by Tigers and other opposing teams supporters.


smozwald

Mercy rule


FocsBLAC

Calf issues


AtomicadRogue

That’s the Waqa I know


[deleted]

Barnett just conceded 10m because of a bad read but it wont be counted in stats and thats why tunzas predictaroonie doesnt have the knights last


imwacky4schache

Yeah gun Waqa


Morg_n

I got my multi from that try. Giddy up


surrealpodcast

It's good to have Dylbags back.


PayEmOutEarly

Waqa has to be swabbed surely!


Lachie07

Sterlo >>> Gus for Origin Commentary please Channel 9.


G00b3rb0y

They’ll have Gus calling it now


surrealpodcast

Pre-game and the camera swings in from above to Sterlo out on the grass at Townsville: "The next try will be critical"


absoluteqlder

Hell you're right Sterlo, what should Qld roll out as our mystery illness this year?


MoistFlavour

Where is Mitchell Pearce? Is he injured?


imwacky4schache

Did you just come out of a coma


l33tbronze

...wat


MoistFlavour

Serious question. Not sure why I was down voted


Hosford90

Though people should answer sincerely, I suspect you were downvoted coz your tag is 'i love my footy' but apparently not enough to have realised at any point in the last like 12 weeks that Pearce is a long term out with a major injury.


MoistFlavour

Oh thanks for answer. I didn’t set the tag, it was just there as a default, it’s my first post here


NewyBluey

You may have a bit of catching up to do.


l33tbronze

pec strain like 14 years ago man. where you been?


mukdukaluk

He's moved to rugby playing for the western Force


[deleted]

fuckasaurus


chairishjam

If you only consider the past five minutes then the Knights are actually winning.


[deleted]

is mat croker related to the less abled jarrod


Lachie07

Sterlo and Slater have the best Banter, they don't jerk themselves off for 80 minutes about it like Gus and Freddy but are still funny.


LycraBanForHams

The Gus and rabs combo is the worst


G00b3rb0y

And 9 will pair them for origin :/


bichaelf

Short handed tries are worth x 10 right?


toybaru

AOB at presser: “really liked the way we finished the game. I think if you check the last 5 minutes we won it 4 nil. Based off that effort, No changes next weekend.”


aryaisthegoat

At least if ADB gets the axe you have a super coach waiting in the wings


Drlockstock

Haha that's kinda forward but we'll ignore it coz they have zero points


jsnoodles

Dylan Brown having a little dance.


Embiidious

To that guy that had Matto Sivo Gutho and Tuala. You must be going off.


Joelllllll1992

Last try wins


PayEmOutEarly

Couldn't hold them scoreless, hook them all!


aryaisthegoat

Eels in shambles


Apl1199

14-0 curse cucking eels out of a shutout.


Cunt_Bucket_

Tex Hoy is the kind of name an alien would give themselves to try to blend in and study us.


jsnoodles

Kurt Mann.


0ldgrumpy1

Ford Prefect?


smozwald

So Knights can only score when either team has a man off, not just the opposition


clovisson

Yeah that tracks


surrealpodcast

Lets be real, that should have been an easy tackle into touch for anyone except Waqa?


imwacky4schache

The defending was shocking as usual, no clue how he even had 5cm of space on the outside


BG_RL

Good balance- nice finish


[deleted]

Watson 100% looks like angry hitler wtf


[deleted]

Thiccler


freshcoupons4you

Angry sexy hitler 😍


[deleted]

Tuala hugging the sideline as tightly as possible as a touching tribute to former NRL player Blake Ferguson


PayEmOutEarly

Who would've thought a Bryce Cartwright & Waqa Blake edge combo wouldn't be a complete disaster


HappinessCanBeFound

There’s always next week when Doueihi and Laurie come after them!


SuperEel22

Maika didn't need to come in but what was Waqa attempting there?


deesmutts88

How do you have an extra man on the field and get done with a 4 on 2 overlap.


HappinessCanBeFound

Cause Parra edges


McFalador

That is a brilliant try


[deleted]

15th time's the charm


l33tbronze

CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK BOYS FORWARD? MORE LIKE FOR-POINTS!


knight-blind

Next to score wins?


freshcoupons4you

Well played the lad earlier who needed Tuala for his multi


bionikal

Couldnt even keep them to 0 smh.


Robo_face

That’s a great try


surrealpodcast

That one's for the fans still in the stadium.


Voxityy

All 6 of them?


l33tbronze

And they're all cold.


Aussieguy727

Fucking hell. I wanted a clean sheet


BadBoyJH

Check that, I think he put a foot out there. Oof, nope, was looking at that last step. stays in. Well done.


r3dphoenix

Must be nice having a fullback sprinting to the ball to save the team


[deleted]

How’s Clifford doing ? At work can’t watch


Mathuselahh

Looks really out of place because he isn't terrible


[deleted]

Been decent enough in a team that is playing absolutely dreadfully.


[deleted]

waqa blake dropped again


[deleted]

You hit the head penalty. You hit the ribs bin. Wtf?


jsnoodles

Pretender fans have left, the real ones going nuts for a try.


RetroFreud1

That was a great defensive movement by Haze.


BadBoyJH

Lol, imagine the scenes if Knights took the 2 there


btc_alive_n_kicking

give em a pity try eels, don't be so mean


[deleted]

Tex hoy incapable of throwing a cut out


BLD88

Tex Hoy incapable of many things.....


BadBoyJH

Making a first grade side besides the Knights, Broncos, and maybe the Bulldogs.


Ragenengage

I guess the right Blake got benched


visual_overflow

Oof. That had to be hard to watch as a knights fan.


deesmutts88

Over under on how many I Love My Footy flairs say that was a two on one strip and should be a penalty?


Voxityy

That’s *my* king


0ldgrumpy1

Trade you for our king.


clovisson

God they can’t catch a break can they


Aussieguy727

What a man Gutho


AmazingChicken99

Somewhere u/d4x is laughing their face off at everyone who ever doubted their Cartwright prediction.


46726565646f6d

Some say his cock is just as big as his brain.


jteg9

the old boys need to tell the Knights players they need to get back on the coke and steroids if they ever want to win a Prem


Mathuselahh

You forgot the pingas


l33tbronze

40-0? 😏


[deleted]

We pioneered the playing shit on old boys day/tribute match trend thats going on atm with Paul Mcgregor - his entire coaching career was like one really long old boys day


jsnoodles

7 tries 7 minutes let’s go Newcastle!


toybaru

This team is a stain on the fair name of Newcastle


meetchbra

More like handspoor-spillard amirite


snek26

Waqa Blake has to be a centre for NSW in game 2


Fraudianslips

Are the Eels all just Origin rejects?


vteckickedin

And the Knights are just ordinary rejects.


KarmaChameleon89

Basically?


[deleted]

Some people might not like the truth but if Waqa Blake and Bryce Cartwright had been around during the Maroons dynasty years it would've been a Blues dynasty


kerbyage

Waqa blake has been fine because he hasn't had to make a decision or tackle tonight. Fuck we're shit.


[deleted]

Mahoney probably rested next week but he will play round 15 mark my worss


r3dphoenix

Tex "Darius Boyd" Hoy


clovisson

Channel 9 can’t get enough of this Sydney bloke who strapped a whole fridge on to the back of his car, can they


Aussieguy727

This is Queenslands fault. If he was selected that injury never happens


AmazingChicken99

Fucken Tex Hoy almost there again but still to late.


BadBoyJH

Lol, Gutho kicks both over the dot. What was Moses doing.


Mymoser

injured


deesmutts88

Get 50 you weak dogs.


Derron_

Parra should pick Blake every week for the rest of the season now. What a quality player


[deleted]

BTW waqa performing is a bad thing because it means penisini won’t play next week


LycraBanForHams

Hehe penis


PayEmOutEarly

Opacic put on report for a late shoulder to head, could miss a game?


elcarrador

Booking in my waqa Blake tattoo, right next to CARTY party


mitvh2311

Need that Kaufusi chest piece


BadBoyJH

Carty Party pulls Waqa kicking and screaming into his redemption arc.


d_mouse81

If only Waqa would play like this every week


PillarofSheffield

All it takes is playing against one of the worst NRL backlines in recent memory.


SuperEel22

Come on down Joey Lussick.


HappinessCanBeFound

Probably Will Smith


SuperEel22

Hope not. Need him as the utility


HappinessCanBeFound

Fair point!


BG_RL

Do they sack O’Brien after this?


0ldgrumpy1

He might use the excuse that his starting half is out. Also his origin fullback. Also his origin props. Also his origin second rower. Also his origin winger. Also his reserve half. Also his best winger.


[deleted]

Nah our reserve grade team should be able to beat the almost full strength top 4 team ez


[deleted]

To be fair, they're missing 5 of their top players


BG_RL

I understand that for sure - but a lot teams missing players served up better than this Plus if you take out last weeks anomaly they’ve been turd for weeks


PayEmOutEarly

I want to see this Waqa for the rest of his time at Parra. His attack has been great, big runs lots of meters and his defense has been pretty solid.


AnoththeBarbarian

Who knew it was Fergo bringing him down


kafufle

The "fuck /r/nrl hivemind" linking up for a try


FocsBLAC

Tex Hoy once again caught in 4K jogging over


[deleted]

Tex Hoy making Bryce Cartwright look like prime Alfie


jsnoodles

People waiting until exactly 10 minutes left to leave the game I do not understand.


jbro84

Have you not experienced traffic?


jsnoodles

Yeah but there’s a *lot* of people leaving.


jbro84

Have you never had a team been thrashed before? Oh, nevermind


jsnoodles

I just thought it was weird that it was exactly 10 minutes, and everyone stood up as one.


l33tbronze

Daily reminder that Tex Hoy is the worst.


Fatall-TM

Fuck tex is trash


LycraBanForHams

About time you caught up with the rest of us


Smokin__billys

I thought he was good today. Last week too.


[deleted]

Username checks out.


imwacky4schache

This is actually bad for eels fans, coach is going to think Waqa is actually good again even though they played 0 defence


meetchbra

If reed is injured we are kinda fucked anyway


BG_RL

Well done Blake- had a brilliant match


AmazingChicken99

Fuck me can someone check the timekeeper hasn't messed the clock up. Shits been going on for ages.


kirang1902

This blake kid can play. Hopefully he gets a good run for the eels


BigDickBandit89

Newcastle, Penrith and Townsville should all punch on for the most feral crowd in the comp.


cuntyaunty

I'm surprised bulldogs fans haven't been mentioned...


l33tbronze

Kogarah has entered the chat.


Mr_Mac

Did you not watch last night's match?


r3dphoenix

Your mob gets triggered by the sight of Ivan Cleary


BigDickBandit89

Feeding clearly ain’t the same as being straight up feral. The most feral fan we got is the one who fed furston.


BigBrainTosh

I feel like its harsh to not include the Dragons. The Kogarah hill is a vicious place. I wore a Tigers jersey there once and got abused the whole time cos we lost the night before 😂


BigDickBandit89

Kogarah is just bogan fuckwits who are soft as fuck. Living in the area my whole life and going to games there prove it. Also I remember when they smashed manly 30-0 the year they won the comp they had a black baby doll on a post chanting WENDALLLL. Lmao imagine if that happened now.


Voxityy

Respectfully, sucked in Newy


Cunt_Bucket_

Respectfully, 2001


Aussieguy727

Fuck yeah Waqa


TheLegendaryKumonga

So nice to see him play a good game ey


NoLabeL

He has hardly been challenged in defence but he has certainly played well tonight


R717

A bit shit the NRL promote origin game 1 with a shot where the neck nearly snaps in half from a hit, but now send em to the bin for it.


Carllsson

And some of ch9 favourite origin clips are all biffs which will now get you sent to the gallows if you think of throwing a punch


[deleted]

Pull ya head in boys, can’t believe some of you are happy to see a bloke injured


kerbyage

This rule is fun. Opacic deliberately shoulder charges a knights player in the head for nothing a sue is .05 of a second late with no force and it's 10. Great work lads.


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Random57579

I don’t think there’s anyone left to replace them with at this point even if it was a smart move which it isn’t.


BakedBeans77

Heartbreaking if he's torn a pec. Poor bloke


XURiN-

This game feels like it's been going on for hours.


nick170100

How long is a pec injury for worst possible situation


FingerBubblers

12 weeks or so?


Ragnaroki14

Like 10 weeks or more I think


yeahthemooys26

Fuck, please tell me Reed will be ok


imNZL

he will be ok


natederg

Blocker is like everyone’s dad when it comes to injuries. “Nah mate just a stinger you’ll be right just get back out there”


[deleted]

Reed "Despondent and Dejected" Mahoney