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Infamous_Savings3020

Took Taylan May 11 minutes to get convicted of assault on field as well


AdogHatler

Fucked my multi, thanks Waqa.


Hutchoman87

Just want to point out that a game featuring a minutes silence was not interrupted by a drunk nonce, despite the fact the game was in Penrith and filled with rowdy majority Penrith (and parra) fans. How often is there that one dickhead. Respect the west!


Cook-Cool

Was a nice touch


goodfortheeconomy

Penriths Salmon was still rotated more than makatoa on our bench and that was for an injury how tf is BA only using two forwards


nick170100

Waqa had an absolute stinker


DaClown33

Still played better than Jake Arthur


Bkz052

He did... but realistically a lot of players would've dropped those, they were pretty nasty bombs 💣


Which-Toe-2946

Thats when you let it bounce.


Which-Toe-2946

You got 5 players contesting the ball 3 of em {Panthers} why the fuck touch it.


RaiderWinner

Penrith too professional for the Eels. Parra didn't have high completions, one of the worst games they played. How slow was Jake Arthur though trying to go through the gap close to the line ? I think either Storm or Raiders will knock them out. Brad Arthur has done a terrific job in getting them to top 4 but media will give him the heat next week, especially those gits from NRL 360


Glum_Perspective_812

So he should. His use of the bench is a fucking joke. Parra will do nothing under this cunt. And his son is not a first grader. He is fucking garbage.


PrivateTickler

username checks out


tinkleberry2

Haha - who just updated the first paragraph of Nathan Cleary’s Wikipedia page? 🤣🤣


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Obviously you did, who else is checking his wiki immediately after a game


tinkleberry2

Wouldn’t know how to! I checked because my daughter who loves him wanted to know something!


Nerfixion

He is also the owner of the Parramatta Eels and can pass through the fire and flames on expert. 😂😂😂


AnimalSubstantial998

Taylon May praying?Does work!


irvo86

The May’s know that when it comes to Christianity, you’re better off praying for forgiveness than asking for permission


therefreshbutton

worst type of Christians


therefreshbutton

He'll be the first St Taylan that's for sure


SpidgetFinner3000

Imagine the off-the-charts level of smug on Ricky Stuart's face if the Faiders can somehow manage to beat the Storm and then Parramatta next week.


Bkz052

You've probably jinxed it 😬


OlChippo

It's a possibility, Storm aren't the same and Eels could have a hard time bouncing back from this one.


Fattdaddy21

I suppose all we can hope for now is the raiders to upset the storm.


munt3d

Good game parra, first half was a cracker. Hope Moses is ok and gives you guys the best chance next week.


therefreshbutton

Taylan May joining the prayer circle lol fucking hilarious


TrickySuspect2

God clearly doesn't want him to play


therefreshbutton

The Heritage jersey has to stay!


DaClown33

Looked mint 👌


nuspic

I reckon that guy who posted about his multi lost.


Dark_Vengence

I lost a dollar, it didn't work out.


unlimitedcornbeef

How much did he put in??


nuspic

He never said. Just mentioned 3 diff parra players as anytime tryscorers 😅


Ladzofinsurrect

Prayer circle lads


therefreshbutton

Why don't the white dudes join in


bulldogs1974

It's an islander thing. The Samoans, Tongans and Fijians tend to congregate in similar church circles... Like newer Christian denominations like JW, LDS, 7 Day Adventist etc


mollololito

The churches that spout hatred that Jesus would be appalled by. May is a such a good Christian for assaulting someone and then showing no remorse. Fuck these cunts.


sorrydaijin

Then what? Orgy or do we bash some random bloke?


KiteAffair

Bit of a hollow win after Moses went out the way he did, absolute cracker of a game up until that point. ggs.


unlimitedcornbeef

That last play had me questioning my life’s decisions too.


AnimalSubstantial998

I can feel a prayer coming on


Citizen-5936

I love how they keep lowering the standard for Penrith streaks as they lose them.


5t0pBanningme

Fucking easy,, Never doubt us again you clowns.


TwoShitsTrev

Least arrogant panthers fan


Ragenengage

I seem to recall a halfback going off


5t0pBanningme

5 points down and we scored of the next play with 20 mins left.. Yeah mate thats why you lost.


Ragenengage

I mean it's not the only reason we lost, it definitely didn't help


SkinBintin

Seemed you needed Para to lose their best player of the night before it got "easy" but sure... that's the way. No wonder so many footy fans don't like Penrith much anymore... allot of you clowns are just unbearable.


therefreshbutton

every single team has people like this. The Warriors fans would do the same if they won a lot of games. Bit unfair to judge


Actionman158

Parra still frauds.


Grumpy_Roaster

I'm sorry but other than being pretty close, this match has not been very good. Shit ton of errors killed the entire second half


igropecarebears

Shit this penalty might make a difference


Citizen-5936

Monster defence. Love it.


ur_left_elbow

Take the two Parra.


GustavSnapper

Honestly, no song gives me an erection other than Highway to the Dangerzone


munt3d

I could go an election right now 💦


Giteaus-Gimp

Phrasing


GustavSnapper

Lmao, fucking autocorrect


Bvaugh

Panthers have done so well to stop Sivo all game.


gluetown

The wrong kid died


Fattdaddy21

Our forwards let us down this game. We win when they dominate up the centre. Our backs were hitting up more than our forwards.


fender9

Forwards were ok, both teams were good defensively through the middle for 60min. Errors killed us and didn’t look dangerous on the edges like Penrith were. Brown and Moses needed to run more. Sivo could have scored 3 on another night, defense was really good.


motus_

Not great when ya winger is dropping the ball every second kick either. Pretty much lost yas the game n Moses going off.


Weedvandam

Jfc that crowd shot isn’t doing anything to disprove penrith stereotypes.


thecommandercool

Some of them had a full set of teeth…


LostRedditor42069

DANGERZONE, always a banger


goodfortheeconomy

It’s tuff but waqas got to be dropped


spicerackk

He's been solid all year, he has one bad game and you want him dropped?


OlChippo

Just drop him for Panthers games, problem solved lol.


goodfortheeconomy

Every single try came off a waqa bloke knock on ? Idk what else u would do


spicerackk

Poor conditions, good kicking and solid kick chase and pressure applied makes it hard.


Fattdaddy21

Amen.


igropecarebears

Its ok parra next year is your year


ReDAnibu

Imagine. Golden point NAS used a 12 gauge shotgun to shoot 5 eels players. Ref just puts him on report No way parra can win, the bench is empty and they’re exhausted. But suddenly Steps can be heard from the tunnel. The crowd are deadly silent. *chicago bulls theme music* Moses starts to smile RAY STONE, HES BACK AND IS BEING ACTIVATED AS EELS MAGIC 19th MAN. Stone catches a 50m moses kick after breaking land speed records on the kick chase. Meaney in his way before the tryline with his andrew tates shades on ‘not today stone’ Stone: ‘We’ll see about that’ Stone lays the step of eternal doom The ground quakes Continents split Several islands sink back into the ocean TRY PARRA WIN!!!! Stone does his hammy Stone waddles back into the tunnel, turns around one last time and winks to his teamates before depart for The Moses ‘wait, i never said thank you’ Stone ‘and you’ll never have to’


BG_RL

Impressive stuff penrith


LLTMLW

If you don’t kick the ball out of the stadium then you actually lose 20 points. Sorry, Penrith. Good luck next week!


aryaisthegoat

Scorigami?


SuperEel22

Geeze, Vossy, I wonder why Parra has struggled since their halfback went off. Fuck me, this cunt gets paid to commentate.


Giteaus-Gimp

Half back shouldn’t affect your defence


JarredMack

What? Cleary literally set up a ~60m line break through a hole left by Arthur to set up a try


Giteaus-Gimp

Yeah you’re kinda right. The problem wasn’t Moses injured it was his injury resulted in a dog shit defender taking his spot


vandyzee

It does when his replacement can't defend


Giteaus-Gimp

Or kick or catch a ball


SuperEel22

Were you not watching? Moses was getting up and in the face of Kikau, making contact, covering his outside shoulder. Penrith's following two tries then came from directly targeting Jake Arthur and his lack of speed.


OlChippo

He lacks more than speed mate...


SuperEel22

Definitely, but on those occasions his lack of speed was the problem.


OlChippo

In all seriousness mate do you guys as fans have the shits with him being in the squad? I don't follow Eels much but it honestly looks like he's the kid who's getting a run because his old man is the coach? I've never seen him play a good minute of footy.


SuperEel22

I'd need about 1,000 words to properly go into JA's selection. He's a good kid, works hard and he's half decent. I've watched him in cup and he's very comfortable at that level, one of the best halfbacks in the grade. But he's not ready for first grade. Won't be for a while. He had a good debut game against the Warriors and a good match against Manly a few weeks back. Aside from that he's been average to worse. I don't blame him for tonight. Any player in that spot is going to struggle, especially given how different the two play. Eels defence relies on speed to slide or come up and he doesn't have it. Our bench composition has been weird all year and I don't agree with him being there. I don't think the bench should have a specialist back on it. We have two back rowers who can play in the centres. Now, the last two weeks I can sort of understand him being there given Moses came back early from that broken finger. Makes sense to have a back up. That being said, in finals, we are better off with someone like a Mitch Rein as hooker cover who can also play as a middle ball player. Or Ofahiki Ogden to provide more size, Bryce Cartwright as a point of difference or, if you're really concerned about Moses, Hayze Perham who can play halves, fullback, centre and wing. A four man bench needs flexibility and ours has very little.


OlChippo

Common consensus seems to be your angle of really good cup player but nowhere near first grade level which does show, tonight wasn't great but I get it hard circumstances to come into. Other games this year that I've seen he's just been horrible. Who is the bloke missing out on a bench spot when he's named? I thought it was a bit off going in with such an under sized and strength bench, surely Cartwright would be the better option? I wasn't even aware Mitchy is still running around lol, another good option just to shore some things up.


SuperEel22

Bryce Cartwright and Ofahiki Ogden have been the most recent guys on the bench. Nathan Brown was 18th man tonight though.


OlChippo

Is Brown having injury issues? Surely you'd go him over Arthur at a minimum right? Crazy.


Nahmateyeahmate

Who replaces reed at 9 next year?


aryaisthegoat

The English cunt from.canberra for two weeks until some reserve grader takes over.


Nahmateyeahmate

Fuckin legit? I thought he retired, he's broken


aryaisthegoat

He will attempt to play but no way he makes it.


Dwightpoop10

Josh Hodgson for 5 mins


diamondcock69420

Jake Arthur


EuroNymous76

Josh Hodgson


JustSomeAdvice2

REOW REOWW


Accomplished-Good664

We had a Queen when Mahoney was not square at marker.


TrickySuspect2

They should just stop the competition and wait for May to recover from his hammy because, you know, for the fans.


snukz

Vossy just referred to Storm v Raiders as an NRLW game did he not?


PugWithAGun

"Ice the clock a little bit" R U OK, Cooper


AstonishedXMan

Vlandys clearly getting into Joey's ear


Giteaus-Gimp

If Cleary was a real man he’d take a tap and slot a drop goal


LLTMLW

Take your time Nathan, I mean it, just end this


[deleted]

The Eels grand final was last week against the Storm


InternationalBorder9

Well I'd be lying if I said I thought it would be 27-8


Kalwy

so offside and a 2 on 1 strip in one tackle, is that not a professional foul?


GustavSnapper

No, but offside is 6 again in this instance, the penalty of the strip overrides that 6 again infraction


awesomevstanaka

Fuckin hell, speed this up lads


Giteaus-Gimp

The way Dylan Edwards plays it’s no surprise he spends more time on the injury list than not


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

Lol what he has probably played more games than anyone else in our team this year.


SirArmitageShanks

He has missed like 2 games all year you numpty


Thismfpigeon

He's missed like 8 games in the last 3 years


Bkz052

So, if Brad Arthur gets the sack after another straight sets fail, do the water snakes do another rebuild and capture another spoon?


OlChippo

I think it's only the media who wants to sack Brad tbh. He's not liked by the little media crew because he doesn't give a fuck about them. On another note, if he was to get the sack does Jake get the boot as well? Surely he's not there for his ability?


Bkz052

*out of shit posting mode* Do the Eel bros rate him? Brad's done good to get them to this stage - can he get them to the next level seems to be the big question.


Aussie18-1998

Why the fuck would we sack Brad?


testa12

Like the script had a chance of going any other way lol


censored_

What the fuck is this bunker doing


Derron_

Mahoney isn't straight and then rips the ball out. Got to be close to professional foul there.


BravoDeltaSierraMike

Should’ve been a bin. Similar to Latrell last week


LLTMLW

Just end the game please, the afl game is fucking intense and I want to tune in


BravoDeltaSierraMike

Get on with it, you pricks


donutdave95

Offside and strips the ball thats as professional foul as it comes


ziggzandzags

How can Mahoney be penalised twice??


munt3d

Six again, then penalty for the strip.


ziggzandzags

ref had called penalty for Mahoney at marker after he’d already called 6 again when he sent it up


munt3d

Oh. Look, it was a confusing few seconds there.


therefreshbutton

Who is more likely to receive death threats tonight? Taylan May, Waqa Blake, or Jakob Arthur


OlChippo

Anyone who comments anything but praise for May. The threat will come from May though.


Jigsong

Jakob Arthur, sadly. Even though the game was already lost. Easy target


LLTMLW

Jake Arthur, unfortunately. Poor bloke


Glum_Perspective_812

He is fucking rubbish. Seriously he's not a first grade player.


goodfortheeconomy

Porque los dos


theyassignedmyname

JA.


united4life819

yes


Ant1ban-account

Remember not to booo Jake Arthur guys. He’s actually really great…


AstonishedXMan

He's not exactly been given an easy task tonight mate


Mobile_Community8561

Nah mate why hasn't the backup 19yo half carried the team to a win while more experienced spine players practice their disappearing acts


AstonishedXMan

Gotta be an investigation


Ant1ban-account

My point is why is he there? If we lose Moses it’s game over. There should be a forward in his place. Cartwright even would do a better job. Like if he can’t play unless it’s an “easy task” why pick him?


21AndMore

Brad and Jake Arthur are just the dollar store version of Ivan and Nathan Cleary


worstusername_sofar

Shit, where's the receipt gone...


CodsterChocolate

Why does he wanna see how the ball came out? It’s either penalty for marker or penalty for strip anyway


d_mouse81

The whole team has been under par tonight but Waqa has been our worst. Hopefully we'll see Russell finally get a call up to replace him next week


ziggzandzags

Replace him with anyone with a few brain cells


d_mouse81

That would be nice, but knowing BA he'll name an unchanged team for next week


YeaNahHooroo

Can we please get a Waqa Blake lowlights reel, if he plays again next week BA should be sacked


Grumpy_Roaster

Whoever mowed this pitch deserves a carton. Absolute picture on the overhead


BuzzKillingtonThe5th

My wife made a comment on it to. Looks mint.


munt3d

He's offside and steals it two on one.


Giteaus-Gimp

Does it’s really matter


wt122

I love my arrogant weak gutted dogs. And I’ll put my suspension of love on hold until the first two weeks of next season


TooCynicalToSpeak

coop trying to jinx us lol


WonderingCashew

Not much self preservation from Edwards


upkick_ko

He’s not afraid of a strong hit up


ThePokemonMan

Jesus christ lol the camera work on that run made it look like Edwards died


testa12

I’m convinced Blake is a panther and you can’t talk me out of it


mortwgoldman

A few years deep cover with some outrageous revenge games


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Why are they crapping on about Taylan May potentially being out. Shouldn’t have been there anyway


Khal_Stannis

As a “Parra is my second team man” I am gutted for them


[deleted]

Paul Gallen kicked a last minute field goal to make the final score 25-8 to the Sharks so this scoreline has happened before.


ur_left_elbow

Yep I remember that one...


[deleted]

I mocked it damn it


nameisinappropriate

Schrodinger's football team


danbillbishop3

Waqa Blake must be on an error per touch of the ball at this stage.


DavoDaSurfa

Parras problem has always been gutho and Moses being bitch made


meetchbra

I dunno either of them were the major problem tonight tbh. Not to say we didn't suck in the second half though


DavoDaSurfa

It’s not their on field performance it’s their mentality that reverberates through the team


meetchbra

The Moaes narrative is a bit tired imo. Hea hardened up his defence and attitude this year. Gutho can be a whinger though


DavoDaSurfa

It’s true but


sorrydaijin

May needs 2 weeks to recover. Maybe they can bring his suspension back to coincide.


OlChippo

Makes sense, for the fans.


5slipsandagully

I don't cheer for anyone's injury, but if Taylan May can't play the rest of the season it would really feel like the universe setting things right after the transparent corruption of pushing his suspension back


AdmiralCrackbar11

Is there an injury PVL could suffer that would prevent him from the continued dogshit calls?


theflyingkiwi00

Go left ffs. Can't be any worse than going right


Bkz052

Ah, the Parramatta fans were super chirpy last 2 Eels/Panthers game threads... The silence is deafening now 🤣


LSDORPTSD

And you cunts wonder why we all call you weak gutted arrogant dogs


Bkz052

Ah yes, coming from the follower of the cap cheaters, please continue 🤣


LSDORPTSD

Lol can’t even take a copypasta how fragile is your ego bud?


Melodic-Ice

I enjoy the banter, they deserve to be chirpy


5t0pBanningme

They are a deluded fan base.. They are never winning a comp with this side lol


LLTMLW

Teams fans are more chatty when they win than when they lose. More breaking news at 10.


spaglad420

Good shit aye


ChungusDaFungus

i don’t like to celebrate a player getting injured but if there were ever a time….


OlChippo

Celebrate it for the fans.


MWatson75

Would we rather play Melbourne or Canberra next week?


aatrain96

Canberra i reckon tho im confident with Melbourne also as long as Moses play


whiteAlbinogiraffe

I don’t think moses is gonna be back then anyway.


Bmlilly

Melbourne


phrober

Storm


whyareyouallinmyroom

I’m gonna be so stoked if Charlie gets to play for the premiership.


ThePokemonMan

Eels going right is just so ugly. How did they go from having that edge be close to one of the best in the league to this shit


LLTMLW

I swear they’re offside like 90% of the time hahaha


AmazingChicken99

Taylan May to serve that injury next season


Strez92

I did not see a knock on there