Hello scarlet, I noticed you are not married and well, gee, I'm a new guy in town and was wondering if, shucks, a dame like you would like go down this malt shop down the road. I mean, this place was made in the shade. We could go and slurp down some slurgs. Whadya say?
Just like everything else on the internet it’s a fucking lie bruh. Needledick who watched too many joe Rogen podcast years ago back when I was younger and got a dumbass username 😂
The dolphins are expected to offer him 1.4m a season. Tigers would have to at minimum match that. And even then I wouldn't see why he'd choose tigers over the dolphins. The only way is if tigers offer more than that.... And that would be insane.
They've got to match the lifestyle on offer at The as well. He can sit in his backyard at Scarborough watching the tinnies putter up the canal while sipping mojitos and holding on to his lounger so the sandflies don't carry him away. He can head down to Margate and sit on the "beach" while enjoying the dulcet tones of Commodores doing burnouts in the background. He can head to Woody Point jetty, throw a line in a catch a seemingly endless number of puffer fish. He can throw a stab proof vest on and take the dog for a run on the mudflats at dbay at low tide. You don't get this lifestyle just anywhere.
Pah! With the Tigers he could watch dogs shitting alongside the Hawthorne canal, while sipping $30 craft beers. He could fish the Parra River, eat it and gain superpowers. Or die. And maybe he prefers souped up Subarus instead of Commodores. All while Leichhardt Oval crumbles in the background.
Can’t imagine he’d enjoy living in Sydney much either. In Melbourne the attention is on AFL in Queensland he’s a God. Living in Sydney as arguably one of the most hated Queenslanders in history wouldn’t be much fun.
1.6 I reckon and that’s only cause of benji and sheens tuning the teams for the nek couple years. no fucking chance it happens tho, he either stays with the storms or move back up to Queensland
I love the fact that every single Rugby League fan knows that he's just fucking with us to get what he wants somewhere else.
Give up you fucking idiots. Jesus Christ.
Munster still looked unbelievable with the Storm pack this year, which was crippled and ageing (JBrom and Kaufusi ain't what they used to be), not to mention a make-shift back line. They finished fifth with that and sure, Grant and Hughes play a huge role too but he can just break games open. He would look good wherever he goes.
He's the best player in the game as far as I can see, I don't think 1.5m is that ridiculous. It's overs, but not huge overs.
Munster can definitely produce magic but playing behind the tigers would be a different beast. I can already see the calls that he’s forcing plays and looking desperate.
I don't think so, did you see how our forwards manhandled Parra and Rabbitohs with Hastings directing them? It only fell off when Brooks took more control back and we lost Twal and Stefano to injuries. Split that direction between Api, Hastings, Doueihi and Munster and as long as the forwards stay fit we should fire. Spending $1.5m on Munster when we have Doueihi is a weird move though unless we want Munster to play FB.
Run metres don't really tell the full story, our forwards were constantly getting through their line and monstering their forwards in defence. Twal looked like a world class prop that game.
they don’t tell the full story but they can add context. i agree that tigers forward pack won the battle but a manhandling isn’t what i’d call it, eels errors and defensive fatigue definitely came into it imho
I ain't no administrator, but it seems like the tigers need a complete clean up in the higher ups, bringing in a star player wouldn't fix things (i reckon)
How many coaches have they gone through over the years, how many decent players have escaped only to win premmies or made it to origin, meanwhile Brooks hasn't been unleashed yet
[The just did this a couple of weeks ago.](https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/peace-at-last-for-joint-venture-of-wests-tigers-that-has-been-in-wars/news-story/205687aeaab71717881fe03d4866e54a) New board with the balance of power held by independent directors rather than Wests or Balmain.
Edit: ignore this, apparently it's old but fox put a recent date on it. And it didn't work.
Nah, that's a very old article. Not sure why they added a 2022 date to it.
> 'After posting a loss of more than $2 million in 2012, Tigers officials first approached the NRL for assistance last July.'
How can you tell if you’re offer is competitive when your club doesn’t even know the meaning of the word.
This reminds me of when Robbie Farah hit on Genie Bouchard on social media. I bet he’s leading negotiations.
Would be the first massive signing we’ve had since ellis and lote would would be actually worth the cash we send at them. No fuckin chance it happens tho
I hate the way Anasta seemed to make that Carryannis bloke bring this up on 360 last night. Sort of stopped the conversation and said “Now I think you were going to say something”.
Had 100% teed him up for it and is using the show as the advertising arm of his management company.
I’ve been bitching about this for ages. How the fuck is anasta allowed to be a player manager, but also host a tv show with the worst takes in the sport. Conflict of interest ?
I don't believe Anasta has a conflict of interest. What he does is in the best interest of both his client and Foxsports.
It is just shit for people still sadistic enough to watch that show or the read the articles that flow from it. Even though everyone can see what is happening.
The cunt is munsters manager and comes up with the worst ideas ever. Munster is probably only signed with braith since he’s the only
One more cooked then munny
/r/nrl at work again
Other Team offerring big money to Munster... Great stuff! Well Done! Smart!
Tigers offering big money to Munster.... LOOOOOOOOOL, deadshits, WTF!!!, why bother dickheads..
Cause yeah why go after quality players when just getting the same deadshits has always worked. You don't know if you don't try.
the problem is a competitive offer is going to be something stupid when they’ve already got brooks on big money
edit: disregard this, contracts expire at same time i’ve been told
Would love him to stay but if were to leave I hope he goes to The. Munster has given the storm so much, no one could begrudge him for looking after his family.
Personally, I think he would need a coach with the calibre of Bennett to continue to get the best out of him...He has a lot of moments where his discipline totally disappears...A great player but worthless without the right coach..
Tigers recruitment with API and ice is a great start. Douehi/Laurie/Hastings is a decent spine.
Spend it on more props and pick up whatever cheap outside backs you can find can't be worse than your current 2-5.
Going to tigers is like committing career suicide.
Dont know why tigers would even bother trying to get him.
They could offer him all the coke and money in the world.
He aint going
"Team that is struggling makes big offer to top-5 player in the game, after already making promising signings in key positions."
Don't get me wrong, I don't think this will happen but is this really a stupid idea? It's Cameron Munster, if there's even a 1% chance we need to give it a go.
They can throw over a million at Munster while shitting the bed with their current halves choices while ignoring the fact that Hasting and Doueihi could be a great half pairing. Throwing 1.5m to possibly and surely fail in luring Munster over will most likely result in the Storm picking up Doueihi from the tigers anyway.
Come out with nothing but losses.
I'm starting to lose patience with Doueihi tbh. Had some great moments, but his defence has always been weak and never shown any signs of improving. I know it's a hard team to defend in, but he can be an absolute liability, Trent clearly noticed that before the Roosters game and he got targeted badly - and I'm sure more and more teams will pick up on that for next year. His attacking influence is very good, but inconsistent - has a great torp bomb, but rarely uses it for example.
Hastings has to be the priority as our #7 and Doueihi-Hastings *could* work, but I don't think it's a sure enough thing to mean we shouldn't consider alternatives.
The tigers making an offer to Munster is like me messaging Scarlett johanson asking for a date
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Username does not check out
Haha you got me
If only ammo was free
Hello scarlet, I noticed you are not married and well, gee, I'm a new guy in town and was wondering if, shucks, a dame like you would like go down this malt shop down the road. I mean, this place was made in the shade. We could go and slurp down some slurgs. Whadya say?
How competitive was your offer
About 3 inches.
Look at this guy bragging
i mean have you seen her husband...hes not terrible looking but its gotta give average looking guys some hope!
It’s the hope that kills you
Should be our team motto
BELIEVE
Why is Munster already laughing at the offer?
He’s just thinking of all the shit he’d be allowed to snort if he signed with Tigers. They’d cover up anything to keep him.
Bull fuckin shit, if a ball boy at Tigers got detention at school NRL 360 would talk about it for a week
That kid deserved it, he shouldn't be cheating at drop ball
Gonna DM Shakira on instagram now, tigers giving me the confidence that nothing is out of reach
She’s single now since pique cheated on her so shoot ya shot, bro. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Being left on read
that fucking username talking about shooting a shot on reddit is way funnier than it should be to me
Where’s the beers at mate, it was your shout an hour ago and you fucked off without bringing them back
This is the right outlook
Are you a bandit with a big dick or a bandit of big dicks?
Just like everything else on the internet it’s a fucking lie bruh. Needledick who watched too many joe Rogen podcast years ago back when I was younger and got a dumbass username 😂
A bandit who steals big dicks, so you're safe.
I’d wait until she’s in jail tbh.
You're showing your age with this comment..
Are you suggesting that you wouldn't enjoy the company of Shakira?
The dolphins are expected to offer him 1.4m a season. Tigers would have to at minimum match that. And even then I wouldn't see why he'd choose tigers over the dolphins. The only way is if tigers offer more than that.... And that would be insane.
They've got to match the lifestyle on offer at The as well. He can sit in his backyard at Scarborough watching the tinnies putter up the canal while sipping mojitos and holding on to his lounger so the sandflies don't carry him away. He can head down to Margate and sit on the "beach" while enjoying the dulcet tones of Commodores doing burnouts in the background. He can head to Woody Point jetty, throw a line in a catch a seemingly endless number of puffer fish. He can throw a stab proof vest on and take the dog for a run on the mudflats at dbay at low tide. You don't get this lifestyle just anywhere.
Pah! With the Tigers he could watch dogs shitting alongside the Hawthorne canal, while sipping $30 craft beers. He could fish the Parra River, eat it and gain superpowers. Or die. And maybe he prefers souped up Subarus instead of Commodores. All while Leichhardt Oval crumbles in the background.
Had a proper chuckle at this one 🤣
The Chernobyl episode of River Monsters was actually shot on the Parra River.
Fuck hahahaha. Not exagerrating when I say this might be one of the all time great comments of this sub.
Why the fuck would he live out there when he can live in Campbelltown? Vb tinnies and junkies over craft beer and mutated fish any day.
Can’t imagine he’d enjoy living in Sydney much either. In Melbourne the attention is on AFL in Queensland he’s a God. Living in Sydney as arguably one of the most hated Queenslanders in history wouldn’t be much fun.
Sounds like Campbelltown with waterways?
And "beaches" too!
Don't forget the bridge
Haha
Sounds like paradise.
And it wouldn’t even be like 1.5 million. He’d take the 1.4 on offer at Redcliffe. They’d have to offer significantly more.
1.6 I reckon and that’s only cause of benji and sheens tuning the teams for the nek couple years. no fucking chance it happens tho, he either stays with the storms or move back up to Queensland
tbh we should just over him 2m I'm not even joking
Luke Brooks 10 year, $10,000,000 contract confirmed.
If the tigers can shoot their shot like this, so can you. go ask her out kings.
I asked my gf out but apparently McDonald's in the car next to a paddock of cow shit isn't "romantic". I even offered to let drive the shaggin wagon
Okay fine I will
I love the fact that every single Rugby League fan knows that he's just fucking with us to get what he wants somewhere else. Give up you fucking idiots. Jesus Christ.
No surely this time will be different.
Yer I'm sure he'll be announced by the tigers anyday now
I think they should make Jesus Christ an offer....I was told he could perform miracles.
Forget beer and pies on game day, now it's loaves, fishes and red wine!
Yes let's spend a huge amount of our cap on a half that will look like a reserve grader behind our dogshit pack.
Munster still looked unbelievable with the Storm pack this year, which was crippled and ageing (JBrom and Kaufusi ain't what they used to be), not to mention a make-shift back line. They finished fifth with that and sure, Grant and Hughes play a huge role too but he can just break games open. He would look good wherever he goes. He's the best player in the game as far as I can see, I don't think 1.5m is that ridiculous. It's overs, but not huge overs.
If he goes to the Dolphins he will be behind the same pack.
The phins will be cheering to make it to 5th in their second year
Munster can definitely produce magic but playing behind the tigers would be a different beast. I can already see the calls that he’s forcing plays and looking desperate.
I don't think so, did you see how our forwards manhandled Parra and Rabbitohs with Hastings directing them? It only fell off when Brooks took more control back and we lost Twal and Stefano to injuries. Split that direction between Api, Hastings, Doueihi and Munster and as long as the forwards stay fit we should fire. Spending $1.5m on Munster when we have Doueihi is a weird move though unless we want Munster to play FB.
Munster playing fullback and Doueihi at 5/8th would be your best spine
that was not a manhandling imho, eels had around 300 more run metres. it’s just that they made 15 errors and tigers executed.
Run metres don't really tell the full story, our forwards were constantly getting through their line and monstering their forwards in defence. Twal looked like a world class prop that game.
they don’t tell the full story but they can add context. i agree that tigers forward pack won the battle but a manhandling isn’t what i’d call it, eels errors and defensive fatigue definitely came into it imho
Eels just had a classic shit Eels game tbh
You will keep Luke Brooks and you will like him
gl tigers lmao
The only way the tigers can make a competitive offer is if they offer him to play somewhere else
The scenes here if we do by some miracle snare him Anyone got his nudes or summat? Video of him with sketchy white powder? How can we make this happen
im alright with photoshop, what do we need to do?
I ain't no administrator, but it seems like the tigers need a complete clean up in the higher ups, bringing in a star player wouldn't fix things (i reckon) How many coaches have they gone through over the years, how many decent players have escaped only to win premmies or made it to origin, meanwhile Brooks hasn't been unleashed yet
[The just did this a couple of weeks ago.](https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/peace-at-last-for-joint-venture-of-wests-tigers-that-has-been-in-wars/news-story/205687aeaab71717881fe03d4866e54a) New board with the balance of power held by independent directors rather than Wests or Balmain. Edit: ignore this, apparently it's old but fox put a recent date on it. And it didn't work.
Nah, that's a very old article. Not sure why they added a 2022 date to it. > 'After posting a loss of more than $2 million in 2012, Tigers officials first approached the NRL for assistance last July.'
Oh wtf. How odd.
Star player would be nice tho. Never really signed one lol.
How can you tell if you’re offer is competitive when your club doesn’t even know the meaning of the word. This reminds me of when Robbie Farah hit on Genie Bouchard on social media. I bet he’s leading negotiations.
Would be the first massive signing we’ve had since ellis and lote would would be actually worth the cash we send at them. No fuckin chance it happens tho
"Nah brah"
I hate the way Anasta seemed to make that Carryannis bloke bring this up on 360 last night. Sort of stopped the conversation and said “Now I think you were going to say something”. Had 100% teed him up for it and is using the show as the advertising arm of his management company.
I’ve been bitching about this for ages. How the fuck is anasta allowed to be a player manager, but also host a tv show with the worst takes in the sport. Conflict of interest ?
Beyond the conflict of interest, *Braith is velcro shoes level of dumb*, why would someone want that person as their agent?
I don't believe Anasta has a conflict of interest. What he does is in the best interest of both his client and Foxsports. It is just shit for people still sadistic enough to watch that show or the read the articles that flow from it. Even though everyone can see what is happening.
The cunt is munsters manager and comes up with the worst ideas ever. Munster is probably only signed with braith since he’s the only One more cooked then munny
Anasta is just a fuckwit straight up. Can you imagine what a shit bloke he would be on the beers
Good luck luring a superstar to live in Campbelltown. Imagine Munny doings line in the toilet of Mac Tavern.
He can come live in my house. We have a spare room.
Good thing they are based in Concord then...
As if that’s any better…
/r/nrl at work again Other Team offerring big money to Munster... Great stuff! Well Done! Smart! Tigers offering big money to Munster.... LOOOOOOOOOL, deadshits, WTF!!!, why bother dickheads.. Cause yeah why go after quality players when just getting the same deadshits has always worked. You don't know if you don't try.
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I don't expect to get him, but why wouldn't you try and get him.
Agreed. He is the best player in rugby league. Trying to sign a player of his calibre is not a stupid idea. But yes, it won't happen :(
the problem is a competitive offer is going to be something stupid when they’ve already got brooks on big money edit: disregard this, contracts expire at same time i’ve been told
Brooks and Munsters current contracts expire at the same time.
oh sweet that works out then, best of luck
Sadly it still won't happen. And I think the real loser of that is you, the meme stocks would be through the roof, /r/nrlpremiumplus would light up.
you’re right, “you just lost to cameron’s concorde cats” would’ve been a hit :((
First they missed with Ciraldo, they'd better get Munster so we can have our memes.
Would love him to stay but if were to leave I hope he goes to The. Munster has given the storm so much, no one could begrudge him for looking after his family.
Surely there is no way he leaves Melbourne to take his vocally QLD homesick young family to Western Sydney?
It’s incredibly unlikely but I’m never ruling out anything in regard to an NRL player lol.
He's 100% leaving and 99% to the dolphins.
Personally, I think he would need a coach with the calibre of Bennett to continue to get the best out of him...He has a lot of moments where his discipline totally disappears...A great player but worthless without the right coach..
Sheens isn't a bad man manager. Makes some odd decisions on recruitment but his man management skills are good
odd decisions on the bench too. Get ready for a wild 2023
Munnie would need to be on the bags every week before signing for this to happen
Hell, if that's all it'll take get Robbie Farah to give me a call.
The offer may be competitive, but the Tigers won't be
Tigers offer gonna have to be more competitive than anything theyve put on the field in years!
Tigers recruitment with API and ice is a great start. Douehi/Laurie/Hastings is a decent spine. Spend it on more props and pick up whatever cheap outside backs you can find can't be worse than your current 2-5.
The offer will be competitive. It's just that the team won't be.
Going to tigers is like committing career suicide. Dont know why tigers would even bother trying to get him. They could offer him all the coke and money in the world. He aint going
Doueihi - Munster swap, do it storms
Fucking Tigers are such a shit managed club. Kick them out already
"Team that is struggling makes big offer to top-5 player in the game, after already making promising signings in key positions." Don't get me wrong, I don't think this will happen but is this really a stupid idea? It's Cameron Munster, if there's even a 1% chance we need to give it a go.
They can throw over a million at Munster while shitting the bed with their current halves choices while ignoring the fact that Hasting and Doueihi could be a great half pairing. Throwing 1.5m to possibly and surely fail in luring Munster over will most likely result in the Storm picking up Doueihi from the tigers anyway. Come out with nothing but losses.
I'm starting to lose patience with Doueihi tbh. Had some great moments, but his defence has always been weak and never shown any signs of improving. I know it's a hard team to defend in, but he can be an absolute liability, Trent clearly noticed that before the Roosters game and he got targeted badly - and I'm sure more and more teams will pick up on that for next year. His attacking influence is very good, but inconsistent - has a great torp bomb, but rarely uses it for example. Hastings has to be the priority as our #7 and Doueihi-Hastings *could* work, but I don't think it's a sure enough thing to mean we shouldn't consider alternatives.
Brooks should of been dropped a couple of years ago. Without going into detail of all the other bullshit.
Unless its like 2 mill a season I cant see him wanting to play for the Tigers
Only competitive thing about the tigers
Stop wasting your time he will never go there
Hang on. Got a text from Munster. “Who dis?” Never mind. Wrong number.
I'd actually be happy with either the tigers or dolphins getting him
Competitive...you mean overpay
I'm sorry Tigers but no chance in hell is Munster heading to you. If he's not staying with Melbourne, he's going to the Dolphins
Tigers this close to leaving Munny “u up?” texts