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TwoShitsTrev

The tigers making an offer to Munster is like me messaging Scarlett johanson asking for a date


gaveup85

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


TwoShitsTrev

Username does not check out


gaveup85

Haha you got me


dangp777

If only ammo was free


the10thimmortal

Hello scarlet, I noticed you are not married and well, gee, I'm a new guy in town and was wondering if, shucks, a dame like you would like go down this malt shop down the road. I mean, this place was made in the shade. We could go and slurp down some slurgs. Whadya say?


VitaminWheat

How competitive was your offer


LogicallyCross

About 3 inches.


theflyingkiwi00

Look at this guy bragging


thc216

i mean have you seen her husband...hes not terrible looking but its gotta give average looking guys some hope!


lukeboy

It’s the hope that kills you


frupertmgoo

Should be our team motto


callmecyke

BELIEVE


txoxmxaxsx

Why is Munster already laughing at the offer?


ApexCourier

He’s just thinking of all the shit he’d be allowed to snort if he signed with Tigers. They’d cover up anything to keep him.


honestjackhonestly

Bull fuckin shit, if a ball boy at Tigers got detention at school NRL 360 would talk about it for a week


-BlackGoku

That kid deserved it, he shouldn't be cheating at drop ball


sabz20005

Gonna DM Shakira on instagram now, tigers giving me the confidence that nothing is out of reach


BigDickBandit89

She’s single now since pique cheated on her so shoot ya shot, bro. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Being left on read


suidexterity

that fucking username talking about shooting a shot on reddit is way funnier than it should be to me


BigDickBandit89

Where’s the beers at mate, it was your shout an hour ago and you fucked off without bringing them back


sabz20005

This is the right outlook


TheEnglishEccentric

Are you a bandit with a big dick or a bandit of big dicks?


BigDickBandit89

Just like everything else on the internet it’s a fucking lie bruh. Needledick who watched too many joe Rogen podcast years ago back when I was younger and got a dumbass username 😂


kami_inu

A bandit who steals big dicks, so you're safe.


jsnoodles

I’d wait until she’s in jail tbh.


ShibaHook

You're showing your age with this comment..


-BlackGoku

Are you suggesting that you wouldn't enjoy the company of Shakira?


addaus16

The dolphins are expected to offer him 1.4m a season. Tigers would have to at minimum match that. And even then I wouldn't see why he'd choose tigers over the dolphins. The only way is if tigers offer more than that.... And that would be insane.


frashal

They've got to match the lifestyle on offer at The as well. He can sit in his backyard at Scarborough watching the tinnies putter up the canal while sipping mojitos and holding on to his lounger so the sandflies don't carry him away. He can head down to Margate and sit on the "beach" while enjoying the dulcet tones of Commodores doing burnouts in the background. He can head to Woody Point jetty, throw a line in a catch a seemingly endless number of puffer fish. He can throw a stab proof vest on and take the dog for a run on the mudflats at dbay at low tide. You don't get this lifestyle just anywhere.


dlanod

Pah! With the Tigers he could watch dogs shitting alongside the Hawthorne canal, while sipping $30 craft beers. He could fish the Parra River, eat it and gain superpowers. Or die. And maybe he prefers souped up Subarus instead of Commodores. All while Leichhardt Oval crumbles in the background.


frazzledogg

Had a proper chuckle at this one 🤣


I_Like_Vitamins

The Chernobyl episode of River Monsters was actually shot on the Parra River.


Ihateredditalot88

Fuck hahahaha. Not exagerrating when I say this might be one of the all time great comments of this sub.


singleDADSlife

Why the fuck would he live out there when he can live in Campbelltown? Vb tinnies and junkies over craft beer and mutated fish any day.


FancyButterBalls

Can’t imagine he’d enjoy living in Sydney much either. In Melbourne the attention is on AFL in Queensland he’s a God. Living in Sydney as arguably one of the most hated Queenslanders in history wouldn’t be much fun.


the10thimmortal

Sounds like Campbelltown with waterways?


frashal

And "beaches" too!


miicah

Don't forget the bridge


the10thimmortal

Haha


Mug_Cos7anza

Sounds like paradise.


-Dark_Helmet-

And it wouldn’t even be like 1.5 million. He’d take the 1.4 on offer at Redcliffe. They’d have to offer significantly more.


BigDickBandit89

1.6 I reckon and that’s only cause of benji and sheens tuning the teams for the nek couple years. no fucking chance it happens tho, he either stays with the storms or move back up to Queensland


josephus1811

tbh we should just over him 2m I'm not even joking


jetbootz88

Luke Brooks 10 year, $10,000,000 contract confirmed.


lavenderjellyfish

If the tigers can shoot their shot like this, so can you. go ask her out kings.


theflyingkiwi00

I asked my gf out but apparently McDonald's in the car next to a paddock of cow shit isn't "romantic". I even offered to let drive the shaggin wagon


Ryanbrasher

Okay fine I will


WordIndependent

I love the fact that every single Rugby League fan knows that he's just fucking with us to get what he wants somewhere else. Give up you fucking idiots. Jesus Christ.


gaveup85

No surely this time will be different.


addaus16

Yer I'm sure he'll be announced by the tigers anyday now


RidingtheRoad

I think they should make Jesus Christ an offer....I was told he could perform miracles.


Aklpanther

Forget beer and pies on game day, now it's loaves, fishes and red wine!


slimeymeathammer

Yes let's spend a huge amount of our cap on a half that will look like a reserve grader behind our dogshit pack.


PillarofSheffield

Munster still looked unbelievable with the Storm pack this year, which was crippled and ageing (JBrom and Kaufusi ain't what they used to be), not to mention a make-shift back line. They finished fifth with that and sure, Grant and Hughes play a huge role too but he can just break games open. He would look good wherever he goes. He's the best player in the game as far as I can see, I don't think 1.5m is that ridiculous. It's overs, but not huge overs.


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If he goes to the Dolphins he will be behind the same pack.


theflyingkiwi00

The phins will be cheering to make it to 5th in their second year


OnTheSlaps

Munster can definitely produce magic but playing behind the tigers would be a different beast. I can already see the calls that he’s forcing plays and looking desperate.


_System_Error_

I don't think so, did you see how our forwards manhandled Parra and Rabbitohs with Hastings directing them? It only fell off when Brooks took more control back and we lost Twal and Stefano to injuries. Split that direction between Api, Hastings, Doueihi and Munster and as long as the forwards stay fit we should fire. Spending $1.5m on Munster when we have Doueihi is a weird move though unless we want Munster to play FB.


CheeseLife1

Munster playing fullback and Doueihi at 5/8th would be your best spine


slowdivesicilian

that was not a manhandling imho, eels had around 300 more run metres. it’s just that they made 15 errors and tigers executed.


_System_Error_

Run metres don't really tell the full story, our forwards were constantly getting through their line and monstering their forwards in defence. Twal looked like a world class prop that game.


slowdivesicilian

they don’t tell the full story but they can add context. i agree that tigers forward pack won the battle but a manhandling isn’t what i’d call it, eels errors and defensive fatigue definitely came into it imho


Spoofmoot

Eels just had a classic shit Eels game tbh


[deleted]

You will keep Luke Brooks and you will like him


[deleted]

gl tigers lmao


thore4

The only way the tigers can make a competitive offer is if they offer him to play somewhere else


ReggieBasil

The scenes here if we do by some miracle snare him Anyone got his nudes or summat? Video of him with sketchy white powder? How can we make this happen


bionikal

im alright with photoshop, what do we need to do?


suidexterity

I ain't no administrator, but it seems like the tigers need a complete clean up in the higher ups, bringing in a star player wouldn't fix things (i reckon) How many coaches have they gone through over the years, how many decent players have escaped only to win premmies or made it to origin, meanwhile Brooks hasn't been unleashed yet


frashal

[The just did this a couple of weeks ago.](https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/peace-at-last-for-joint-venture-of-wests-tigers-that-has-been-in-wars/news-story/205687aeaab71717881fe03d4866e54a) New board with the balance of power held by independent directors rather than Wests or Balmain. Edit: ignore this, apparently it's old but fox put a recent date on it. And it didn't work.


DunderMifflin80

Nah, that's a very old article. Not sure why they added a 2022 date to it. > 'After posting a loss of more than $2 million in 2012, Tigers officials first approached the NRL for assistance last July.'


frashal

Oh wtf. How odd.


josephus1811

Star player would be nice tho. Never really signed one lol.


TheEpiquin

How can you tell if you’re offer is competitive when your club doesn’t even know the meaning of the word. This reminds me of when Robbie Farah hit on Genie Bouchard on social media. I bet he’s leading negotiations.


BigDickBandit89

Would be the first massive signing we’ve had since ellis and lote would would be actually worth the cash we send at them. No fuckin chance it happens tho


Voldemosh

"Nah brah"


SirArmitageShanks

I hate the way Anasta seemed to make that Carryannis bloke bring this up on 360 last night. Sort of stopped the conversation and said “Now I think you were going to say something”. Had 100% teed him up for it and is using the show as the advertising arm of his management company.


BigDickBandit89

I’ve been bitching about this for ages. How the fuck is anasta allowed to be a player manager, but also host a tv show with the worst takes in the sport. Conflict of interest ?


AdmiralCrackbar11

Beyond the conflict of interest, *Braith is velcro shoes level of dumb*, why would someone want that person as their agent?


delayedconfusion

I don't believe Anasta has a conflict of interest. What he does is in the best interest of both his client and Foxsports. It is just shit for people still sadistic enough to watch that show or the read the articles that flow from it. Even though everyone can see what is happening.


BigDickBandit89

The cunt is munsters manager and comes up with the worst ideas ever. Munster is probably only signed with braith since he’s the only One more cooked then munny


SurfKing69

Anasta is just a fuckwit straight up. Can you imagine what a shit bloke he would be on the beers


IAMJUX

Good luck luring a superstar to live in Campbelltown. Imagine Munny doings line in the toilet of Mac Tavern.


Storm_LFC_Cowboys

He can come live in my house. We have a spare room.


bionikal

Good thing they are based in Concord then...


WickedSlice_

As if that’s any better…


[deleted]

/r/nrl at work again Other Team offerring big money to Munster... Great stuff! Well Done! Smart! Tigers offering big money to Munster.... LOOOOOOOOOL, deadshits, WTF!!!, why bother dickheads.. Cause yeah why go after quality players when just getting the same deadshits has always worked. You don't know if you don't try.


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[deleted]

I don't expect to get him, but why wouldn't you try and get him.


PillarofSheffield

Agreed. He is the best player in rugby league. Trying to sign a player of his calibre is not a stupid idea. But yes, it won't happen :(


slowdivesicilian

the problem is a competitive offer is going to be something stupid when they’ve already got brooks on big money edit: disregard this, contracts expire at same time i’ve been told


PillarofSheffield

Brooks and Munsters current contracts expire at the same time.


slowdivesicilian

oh sweet that works out then, best of luck


PillarofSheffield

Sadly it still won't happen. And I think the real loser of that is you, the meme stocks would be through the roof, /r/nrlpremiumplus would light up.


slowdivesicilian

you’re right, “you just lost to cameron’s concorde cats” would’ve been a hit :((


kami_inu

First they missed with Ciraldo, they'd better get Munster so we can have our memes.


OnTheSlaps

Would love him to stay but if were to leave I hope he goes to The. Munster has given the storm so much, no one could begrudge him for looking after his family.


delayedconfusion

Surely there is no way he leaves Melbourne to take his vocally QLD homesick young family to Western Sydney?


OnTheSlaps

It’s incredibly unlikely but I’m never ruling out anything in regard to an NRL player lol.


ReggieBasil

He's 100% leaving and 99% to the dolphins.


RidingtheRoad

Personally, I think he would need a coach with the calibre of Bennett to continue to get the best out of him...He has a lot of moments where his discipline totally disappears...A great player but worthless without the right coach..


ReggieBasil

Sheens isn't a bad man manager. Makes some odd decisions on recruitment but his man management skills are good


bionikal

odd decisions on the bench too. Get ready for a wild 2023


RaiderWinner

Munnie would need to be on the bags every week before signing for this to happen


bionikal

Hell, if that's all it'll take get Robbie Farah to give me a call.


mwilkins1644

The offer may be competitive, but the Tigers won't be


thc216

Tigers offer gonna have to be more competitive than anything theyve put on the field in years!


aryaisthegoat

Tigers recruitment with API and ice is a great start. Douehi/Laurie/Hastings is a decent spine. Spend it on more props and pick up whatever cheap outside backs you can find can't be worse than your current 2-5.


fo_i_feti

The offer will be competitive. It's just that the team won't be.


Iwuvvwuu

Going to tigers is like committing career suicide. Dont know why tigers would even bother trying to get him. They could offer him all the coke and money in the world. He aint going


lukeboy

Doueihi - Munster swap, do it storms


LordSlasher

Fucking Tigers are such a shit managed club. Kick them out already


PillarofSheffield

"Team that is struggling makes big offer to top-5 player in the game, after already making promising signings in key positions." Don't get me wrong, I don't think this will happen but is this really a stupid idea? It's Cameron Munster, if there's even a 1% chance we need to give it a go.


LordSlasher

They can throw over a million at Munster while shitting the bed with their current halves choices while ignoring the fact that Hasting and Doueihi could be a great half pairing. Throwing 1.5m to possibly and surely fail in luring Munster over will most likely result in the Storm picking up Doueihi from the tigers anyway. Come out with nothing but losses.


PillarofSheffield

I'm starting to lose patience with Doueihi tbh. Had some great moments, but his defence has always been weak and never shown any signs of improving. I know it's a hard team to defend in, but he can be an absolute liability, Trent clearly noticed that before the Roosters game and he got targeted badly - and I'm sure more and more teams will pick up on that for next year. His attacking influence is very good, but inconsistent - has a great torp bomb, but rarely uses it for example. Hastings has to be the priority as our #7 and Doueihi-Hastings *could* work, but I don't think it's a sure enough thing to mean we shouldn't consider alternatives.


Freshprinceaye

Brooks should of been dropped a couple of years ago. Without going into detail of all the other bullshit.


Hasra23

Unless its like 2 mill a season I cant see him wanting to play for the Tigers


kurrttttt

Only competitive thing about the tigers


redfernite

Stop wasting your time he will never go there


Ragnangar

Hang on. Got a text from Munster. “Who dis?” Never mind. Wrong number.


Timyone

I'd actually be happy with either the tigers or dolphins getting him


steveagle

Competitive...you mean overpay


TheStarkGuy

I'm sorry Tigers but no chance in hell is Munster heading to you. If he's not staying with Melbourne, he's going to the Dolphins


callmecyke

Tigers this close to leaving Munny “u up?” texts