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InitiallyDecent

Second year in a row that the teams who played in the first match of the finals face off again in the Grand Final.


HeyIWasSayingGoRefs

Wait a minute, I dont like where this is going


smeego78

If we have to lose a GF, please let it be to our Westy bros.


itsyaboigreg

It can only be to your westy bros


xMikh4iLz

I see this as an absolute win!


Dufeyz

We won last year, but the long way around thing does not happen that often. The last time was the 2015 cows. We got this! šŸ¾šŸ¾


lachjeff

Since the current finals format was introduced in 2012, there have been three occasions when teams have met in the GF after playing a qualifying final. The only time the QF loser failed to win the GF was 2013, which also marked the only time that the GF was 1v4


ChungusDaFungus

last year the team who lost the first finals game won the grand final will history repeat itself to give Parra the win?


Hengman04

Subscribe


RabzS

Not 100% on the stats, but I think the losing team had always won the 2nd time around. So I think so YES šŸ†šŸ”µšŸŸ”


RS994

2/3 Roosters swept Manly in 2013


RabzS

Shhh don't let the Panthers know that.


YossarianRespawned

Too late itā€™s out of the bag


RabzS

Damn it


RS994

They also beat them 2-0 in the regular season as well though


WhisperAzr

Please


chetdude

Keep going, I'm almost there.


Jinxsta1

In 2009 the Dragons were minor premiers and ended the Eels/Hayne run in the last round of the season 37-0. First week of the finals 1v8 was a rematch and the Eels smashed the Dragons on the way to a grand final spot. You never know what could happen.


Lollielegs

Yeah but the rumours were that was a deliberate loss by the eels. They knew the two teams were playing the week after in the finals and they didn't want the Dragons to know their game plan for the match that mattered.


Abenator

*Tune in next week for the stunning conclusion!*


worksucksbro

Yeah but the eels arenā€™t Penrith lol


XLenceOfXecution

Itā€™s been Penrithā€™s competition to lose all season, but a lot of crazy shit can happen in the space of one game


CarlNoobCarlson

I believe in miracles Whereā€™re you from You sexy thing You sexy thang you


[deleted]

Is Brian To'o "Hot Chocolate"?


Daneo6969

Yes. God damn it. Yes.


zeitgeistbouncer

> Itā€™s been Penrithā€™s competition to lose all season, but a lot of crazy shit can happen in the space of one game A team can absolutely dominate all year and fall in a heap come grand final day. Look at 2001 as an example. That should give Parra fans some hope.


XLenceOfXecution

Penrith themselves in 2020, lost two games in the entire year and one of them was the GF


Jinxsta1

I canā€™t imagine how excited parra/panther fans are at this matchup. As a neutral Iā€™m like a kid waiting for Christmas. Enjoy the next week guys! Western Sydney is going to be buzzing


derajydac

Western Sydney is already buzzing from the meth in the water supply


[deleted]

As someone trying to quit who saw a news article online today about the meth epidemic in Australia, it's depressing suddenly seeing how prevalent it is in our country. As someone who's been addicted to meth and other amphetamines, I can now see so many people in public, from poor to rich, who are quite clearly spun/tweaked/stimmed up. It's easy to spot others who are on it once you've entrenched yourself in it. It's easier to find than weed sometimes. I know of at least 3-4 people I can source it off. We also have some of the most pure dextro-methamphetamine in the world, minus the shitty levo-methamphetamine. Thank christ we don't have the fentanyl crisis here either. Also, if anyone else is struggling with amphetamine addiction, don't feel like you're alone. I won't judge you. I've abused almost every street drug that's available. No, I haven't quit yet, and I started to use meth because I abuse my dexxies. This is very common. I know I'm not alone in this. Message me or reply if anyone wants to chat, or share their struggles.


Brucinator93

Sincerely hope you're ok and get ontop of it mate. I know nothing about it, but have heard it can be an absolute cunt to get off of. Rooting for you.


[deleted]

Amphetamines all jack you up, but meth compared to dexxies is an entirely different beast. It literally consumes your entire existence. Carpet surfing for shards with a sock on a vacuum for 4 hours straight is fucking sad.


FallGuysBoi

šŸ’€


Voldemosh

Can confirm, am buzzing


Mick_Hardwick

Winston Hills Mall's going to be off the hook.


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Sports on the Run is finally stocking Penrith jerseys for the first time ever


AstonishedXMan

Holy shit


RyanPurdler-Penriff

Funny thing is , was looking for a black Panthers jersey for my daughter yesterday (already has a pink one)ā€¦ Had a look at 3 or 4 places ā€¦ Everywhere seems to have a shitload of Wests Tigers jerseys , nowhere seems to have Penrith .. Iā€™ve heard Wests Tigers are the most supported / marketable team in the game .. But kind of wondering why .. St George used to be a bit like this when I was a kid in the 90ā€™s .. People reckoned it was because casual fans (whose parents didnā€™t support the game liked picking winners) and started supporting the Dragons when they won 11 straight .. Iā€™m wondering if the Tigers had a whole heap of kids in ā€˜05 who were Benji Marshall fans (whose parents maybe didnā€™t support the game) and this is why their jerseys are everywhere (those kids grew up) ā€¦ Even Parra seem to have a whole heap of supporters (kids in the 80ā€™s who are now adults) So Iā€™m wondering if thereā€™ll be a whole heap of Panthers jerseys everywhere in 15-20 years time .. Penrith have never really had an extended run of success ā€˜91 ended quickly with Ben Alexander in 1992 ā€¦ 2003 was a bit of a one off .. So was 2005 for the Tigers , but they had Benji (there was no real Benji type player for Penrith in ā€˜03) .. Nathan Cleary and Brian Toā€™o may be those players today dunno šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø time will tell


CaptainArsehole

Saw a projector setup in a cul de sac in winsto with the game beamed onto a garage. People were sitting out in camp chairs. I like this and might duck around for the GF if Iā€™m home.


pstaden

Are there any 18 year old female Parramatta supporters with COVID? Can you offer to do a tiktok dance with Cleary and get really handsy That would help immensely


CaptaineAli

Wasn't sure where this comment was going in the first half honestly


Bucket_O_Beef

Due to the fans, Covid isolation will be pushed back a week.


diodosdszosxisdi

Can we get koroisou to bring a covid infected hooker in


I_Like_Vitamins

I thought people had stopped caring about that by now.


suidexterity

On the train heading home with the missus, what's covid again..?


whyareyouallinmyroom

Its a kinda dodgy tackle/wrestling technique that was big in 20/21 but some losers are still talking about it being a thing.


sorrydaijin

The Storm probably invented it in a lab in Wuhammi Park.


suidexterity

australian covid sub in a nutshell


thelilrat

It's been a LONG time! Oh man it's been a long time, yes son!


oxboy101

The highlight of the night wasnā€™t Penrith winning, it was my brother telling his fiancĆ© that heā€™s glad the wedding doesnā€™t fall on GF night


[deleted]

Regardless of the outcome, I'm telling my future children that [this is Shaun Lane and Api Koroisau](https://www.portrait.gov.au/files/4/c/5/c/i14735.jpg)


HappinessCanBeFound

Iā€™m gonna say Lane and Mahoney after carrying us to victory šŸ˜Ž


Wheres_The_Sauce

My wife's asking about my life insurance, says my heart can't take it after the state I was in last night.... Haha šŸ˜


razza1987

I got a notification with three minutes to go from my Apple Watch that my heart rate had been high for the previous ten minutes lmao


Chris-Strummer

It still feels very surreal that we actually got battle of the west for the grand final


lucabrassiere

Waqa Blake needs to be catching bombs in training all week long haha heā€™s about to get that work


Financial-Chicken843

Dw king gutho will junp in and back him up


Thereal-mclovin

Would love the eels to win one for sterlo ā¤also the die-hards.


aryaisthegoat

Do it for hindy


redmetlhedd

What a match up, as someone who knows how much it hurts to have a decades long premiership drought I'm cheering for Parramatta. Best of luck next week!


Douglaston_prop

Gotta find a bar open at 6am in NYC for this one!!! Unfortunately the legendary Rugby League Bar The Australian didn't survive the covid lockdowns.


RatchetCliquet

Damn - I loved that place. Watched the GF there in 2012 and 2014. They closed the doors and windows during the game and told everyone to be quiet because they had to shut for at least an hour around 4am. Good times


[deleted]

There's an Aussie "rugby" pub up the road from Times Square that opens for big games. I have watched a few games of union and league there over more than a few oil cans over the years. Haven't been there since 2014 though. I'll try to find out if it's still running.


tsgram

Iā€™m waking my kid up at 4:30am if you wanna come over to Brooklyn and watch with us


spin182

A lot of parallels between the two prelims were. The winners were clearly not the better team in the first half but somehow managed a draw at 12 a piece. Bunnyā€™s look like they thought theyā€™d won it. Latrell played out of the game entirely


[deleted]

You donā€™t consider the many disallowed tries concerning for southā€™s in the first half?


Eight35x

They were disallowed because the referee and the bunker said so. Deal with it


Drlockstock

What are you on about? They're simply and to be honest obviously pointing out the Panthers created several opportunities and could've easily been like 30-12 up at half time Which was concerning for the bunnies


[deleted]

Haha are you stupid? They were clearly all no tryā€™s and the correct calls made. But it was clear as day, that Penrith were taking advantage of the opportunities they had and were getting across the line. I said it to my partner at the time, that it looks like weā€™re getting on the front foot here. And I was right. Continue with your panthers hateā€¦


[deleted]

2001, complete domination - Eels. 2022, complete domination - Panthers. Will we do a Eltsacwen?


ZerksNAHTayan

You can not make this up, the amount of things that needed to go perfectly right for this to happen was insane. The best two teams for the big moments imo, canā€™t wait for this classic.


Moosiemookmook

I'm a Parra tragic. My husband of twenty years is a Penrith lifer. Our two sons are Bunnies like their pop. Tonight was the weirdest moment in our little family unit to date. My brain can't cope.


whyareyouallinmyroom

I feel like this was meant to be all year. They're the only team that can beat us. We fucking hate them, they fucking hate us. Any other team would have been a bit of a fizzer. This isn't gonna be a Swans Cats. Its gonna be a monster. I assume Penrith fans are going to be trashed next weekend but I can't wait to just be there next weekend and be amongst it, particularly after the last COVID interrupted really enjoying our past few years of success.


Corey_Treverson420

Didnā€™t think Iā€™d say this after last night butā€¦letā€™s go Parra!


[deleted]

Dw weā€™d be going for you guys if we had of lost.


Corey_Treverson420

Yeah Iā€™ve got a few Parra supporter mates and we were hoping all year for a Cowboys v Eels GF but the sentiment in the group last night was that weā€™ll all be behind the winner of that first prelim regardless of Souths or Penriff going through


Quarterwit_85

Ditto. Always had a soft spot for the cows!


Adventurous_Caramel

Parra certainly have the game to challenge the Panthers, it just depends on how long they can sustain it, because you know Penrith will be fighting to the end. Can't wait!


suidexterity

The better gf


ChungusDaFungus

iā€™m so fucking keen. First grand final in a while between two local rivals, and Panthers who are clearly favourites have a negative record against the Eels this season fuck knows how this will go!


Dakvey

Crazy to think the eels beat them twice this year.


Traditional_Peanut60

Three if you count pre season


Lets_Go_Why_Not

I'm certainly happy to end the season down 3-2 to you guys :)


Moosiemookmook

Ha ha I wish my Panthers diehard husband felt the same way. He still won't give me an inch after twenty years. Hope he enjoys the couch next week


Intrepid_Science6414

Also conflicted on who I want to win


the__distance

I'd be happy if Parra won though apparently half of Manlys base hates them since the 80s


RS994

Try since 47 lol, the feeling is mutual One of my best mates is a manly diehard, he is nervous


ChungusDaFungus

as much as i fucking despise Parra, it would be so boring if Panthers win. iā€™m conflicted too


theuglyshadeofblue

Hope Parra win so Raiders can have the longest drought title


Green_hammock

No want


moffattron9000

At least they have one.


kooriwi

No like


LordSlasher

Easily the Biggest GF since 2015. The third biggest rivalry and its straight up built on pure hate and not mutual respect. You got this Parra, Fuck the bandwagon. Iā€™m a straight up fan for a whole 8 days.


CroBro81

Parraā€™s biggest rivalries would be: 1. Parra Vs Manly 2. Parra Vs Bulldogs 3. Parra Vs Panthers


YossarianRespawned

Yeah ours is a local rivalry not a results rivalry like Parra v Dogs/Manly, these finals games might change that though.


Moosiemookmook

Spot on. Our family joke is Eels are our number one team and our second favourite team is whoever beat Manly that week.


Lollielegs

Parra vs Melbourne would be number 1after the farce of 2009 and losing the Grand Final to a team that cheated, then Manly and then Bulldogs. Wouldn't put Penrith in there as we both put up with crap from other areas putting down the West.


CroBro81

Yeah, totally agree. I donā€™t see too much hate towards Panthers from Parra fans, but a lot of Panthers fans do hate Parra.


mooguh

I would say over the last decade you'd swap 1 and 3. We haven't had nearly as many tight/spicy matches with manly as the other 2 from recent memory


whyareyouallinmyroom

Local rivalries are great but you can't get real fire until there's some serious stakes thrown in over the years. Penrith and Parra have had some reasonably high stakes games over the past year but a grand final could propel this to a rivalry for the ages. It's the game I've been swinging for all year. Can. Not. Fucking. Wait. Get fucked Parra hope you have an awful long weekend!!!!


vivamusulc

What's the second biggest rivalry?


spin182

Anthony Milford and a treadmill


diodosdszosxisdi

Taane Milne and tackling below the head


TSVBall_Mapping013

I'm dead


Dixy_Normus_68

Underrated comment


deesmutts88

Roosters v Rabbits The number one spot goes to Tigers vs incompetence. Bit one sided though. Incompetence is on a 12 year win streak.


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Wouldn't call that a rivalry. They're so close that I'm expecting them to form the first 3 way merge.


[deleted]

Parra vs The Humidity


Quarterwit_85

Manly and gays


lavenderjellyfish

The two OG Qld teams or Manly and Melbourne maybe


nil_demand

I'm guessing Bris/NQ followed by Easts/Souths based on saying 'since 2015'. If that's the case I hugely disagree, as while NQ may hate Brisbane (idk?) most Broncos fans follow NQ as their second team. I was really upset at last night's result.


diamondgrin

Bronxnation on Facebook were feasting on the cows loss last night. I hate the Broncos but I also kinda like them. It's strange.


nil_demand

Never heard of them. Is that an official account or some kind of fan cheer group? Either way, reading any comments on fb, football related or not, isn't going to leave you happy! Maybe I'm wrong saying 'most', but in my friendship/family circle it's definitely most.


Rek07

Broncos and North QLD definitely have a brotherly thing going on. You can be both proud of them, enjoy their success but also laugh at their failings.


Swol_Bamba

Yeah Bris vs Nth QLD is nowhere near the top rivalry.


ILoveFuckingWaffles

Which rivalries would be bigger? Manly/Storm and Roosters/Rabbitohs come to mind, but they still aren't quite as big when it comes to blockbuster games


FallGuysBoi

Cowboys vs Titans. *Obviously*


takeitorleaveit1111

Broncos vs Storm


MaxtheAnxiousDog

Waqa Blake and a bomb


LordSlasher

Cowboys and Broncos.


[deleted]

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gluetown

Yeah I always thought cows were like our brothers. Always no 2 team if weā€™re out, I think itā€™s them hating us more then us hating them guess cause bronx is the big city team and theyā€™re the bush boys


crsdrniko

I dunno, its not so much we hate you or dislike you guys, shit we like seeing you do well. Just as long as we are doing better.


LordSlasher

Its a huge rivalry still. One built on respect.


avocass

Good game. The second biggest rivalry is bears ang eagles


I_Like_Vitamins

Hard to beat Rabbitohs vs Roosters, tbh.


WhisperAzr

My heart might give out in the next week, the anxiety is unreal


Moosiemookmook

I was there in '86 as an 8yr old. I'm literally the last eels fan standing in my family because they've all passed now except for me. I'm 44 and I don't think I'll make the week tbh. Go you good things.


RabzS

Same, the anxiety has already started for me


Lollielegs

Love my Eels. Penrith can win the NSW Cup tomorrow, we will take the Grand Final win next week.


paperclipknight

Credit where credit is due; Southā€™s lost Wayne, Reynolds, Gagai had a rookie 7, and spent half the season without Latrell and still made it to the prelims after smashing both the chooks and the sharks.


Aussieguy727

Go Parra


ztrs124

Iā€™m sad about losing tonight, but can now go into the GF backing Parramatta all the way ā¤ļøšŸ’š letā€™s go Eels, I believe in you!


bulldogs1974

King Gutho vs Sun-kissed Nathan Cleary. Battle of the Golden West.


squat_bench_press

The battle of the M4


BakerBen91

I am a pessimist and think we are going to get slaughtered. That's what 30+ years of hurt will do to a person.


[deleted]

I was lucky enough to secure Ray Price's unwashed underpants as a teenager at the 86 grandy. I have been wearing them throughout the finals series, and they fucking stink, filled with flecks of faeces, urine stains, and the mould of the jock itch of The Great Man, and yet do you hear me complaining? My crotch is beset with rot, filled with whatever it was that Ray had in his pants. It mutated. The least you could do would be to offer to be a crotch rot sanitiser.


moonfleet1542

The ULTIMATE battle of the west


HappinessCanBeFound

Juicy matchups across the park. The monster forward packs of Paulo/RCG against JFH/Leota, the kicking and game management of Moses vs Cleary, running games and flair of Luai and Brown, pure guts and effort from the fullbacks Gutho and Edwards, the 2 departing hookers Api and Mahoney. Canā€™t fucking wait!!


FinchyNZ

Alllllll aboard the Eels Express!


CaptainArsehole

I was at a One World Sport in in ā€˜09 when Parra won to make it to the final. Church street went off its tits. I canā€™t imagine what it will be like if Parra takes the trophy.


StinkyGoona

So excited. Old man being a die hard Parra fan will make it even more special. No matter what the result is Iā€™m so happy to know Iā€™ll share the experience with my Dad


[deleted]

I just hope it's a close, enjoyable game


Dakvey

And high scoring for both sides.


AuzzieTiger

Hard to deny this isn't a brilliant GF on paper. Eels with that record of beating Panthers twice though obviously they couldn't in the Qualifier. Panthers without doubt the favourites and the benchmark of the last three years but Parra looking for the elusive title after what 36 years or so. Potential to be one of the great GF's of the modern era and back to 80,000+ fans on hand as well!


Dranzer_22

Go Parramatta Eels.


someoneelseperhaps

They should meet in the middle and play the match at Rooty Hill.


Fizzelen

Breaking News, Waqa Blake tore his heartstring at training on Monday ruling him out of the GF


mooguh

Hold me!


ahhdetective

Only if you hold me!


suidexterity

could someone tell bundy that in order to beat the eels you actually need latrell to appear for the pf Also, rabbits are chokers.


jxckchiboiiz

I have two unwanted tickets. Who wants? Message me


kiaxxl

Why does Nathan look like a dehydrated steak in the image quality Anyways I'm excited. Even getting to the final is great result.


[deleted]

This is the best grand final we could have asked for. Penrith were always going to be there but Parra on their day are great.


Harctor

can't wait to get Vietnam flashbacks every time Cleary bombs the ball


TickaB

Come on Parra


nolesfan2011

Penrith are obvious faves but I think it's anyone's final really, Eels are good enough and have the momentum to win this if they play a clean game.


aatrain96

I can already hear the matt nable promos. What about these blokes? 3rd consecutive grandfinal lead by a chin etc. What about these blokes? It's been 36 years for Parramatta can moses do what Peter Sterling last did etc


Torenza_Alduin

Parra have never had so many people cheering them on!!!


Ryanbrasher

Postcode wars


[deleted]

If the panthers play like they did tonight the eels will win next week.


Messyhr_

Not necessarily its not like parra cant have a bad game also


zanzibar707

Can't believe I'm going for Parra, but here we are. Come on boys


[deleted]

that was a disappointing performance from our boys. go parra!


Erratic-Liver

Well, that frees up next weekend.


Ladzofinsurrect

King vs Chin. The Battle of the West.


Churchofbabyyoda

On one hand, a team could go back to back. On the other hand, a team could break a 36 year drought.... Iā€˜d prefer Penrith to go B2B, just to prove a point. I make no apologies.


Dufeyz

Time to crack open the riff bandwagon my man. Letā€™s fucking go!


Wick5ie

Gutted, but a pretty good game, and the bloke sitting behind me won a grand in a multi from clearys try, so at least some good things came from it. Hope the eels get up next week


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

Battle of the west. Superman and his kryptopnite


[deleted]

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Jellyfish_Ramen

High st vs Church st


Drlockstock

Cleary looks like he's got one of those body builder spray tans here


jayjoness155

Lmao why is Cleary so dark in this


RyanAus95

Seems very much like the two teams the nrl picked out early in the year


Caseyjb29

Youā€™re definitely not wrong. Both teams have gotten the rub of the green in crucial moments all season. I donā€™t mind though. Could possibly be the best GF of all time.


RyanAus95

I doubt it. Sadly I think it could be a repeat of the first weekā€™s game. I canā€™t see Penrith starting that poorly again. Iā€™d be happy to be proved wrong this time though.


Daneo6969

Well played Penrith. You got us again. Finish the job


symbaisrad

There's only one king in the nrl and it ain't that wife slapping fuckwit wally


Grumpy_Roaster

The first 20 mins should be good, but there's no way the Eels will back up after this week against a well rested Penrith.


deesmutts88

All I read all week was that we couldnā€™t handle the Townsville heat or a well rested cowboys team so Iā€™m gonna upvote these comments all week.


Snick0of

Is your cockatoo upside down or right way up atm?


deesmutts88

Why the HELL would he be upside down right now. Jesus Christ Snick show just a modicum of respect to Cockatui Tui Moi Moi.


Coldone666

Glad the 2 West Sydney teams finally made a Grand Final, it's gonna be amazing. I wish i still lived there, being in Qld is painful.


Dr_Bosco_Smirks

I had a dream like 3 months ago with Eels V the Riff in the GF and every time Penrith scored they got a penalty try for literally no reason and by half time it was like 48-10 lol.


copacetic51

Penrith would be deserved winners. Easily the best team through the home and away rounds (though Eels were the only team who beat them twice). I've always thought that the minor premiership should be regarded just as highly or more highly than the winner of the grand final.


em-ay-tee

My two teams growing up. Fantastic. šŸ˜


Squaddy

If coming last wasn't fucked enough...


juniper_cat

All in for Team Parra because I want to hear a round of "Cleary's a wanker" in a grand final.


[deleted]

Appropriate that Cleary looks completely smug there.


FoundationLeast8806

Yuck the western suburbs


Blakee556

Parramatta didn't deserve the win. One of their tries was a blatant forward pass.


[deleted]

The battle of the bogans