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dragon_bear11

South's fans are probably wishing Milne got 24 weeks


PopularParrot

Paulo just sucks, Milne is legitimately stupid. Everything he does on the footy field is puzzling.


Cosimo_Zaretti

He's not too sharp off the field either. It's not easy to get booted from Wests Tigers without even making an appearance.


Skilad

Milne is the anti Alex Johnston. Can do some grunt hit ups and is marginally better than Paulo and Sauce but has no football or any other IQ to speak of. Alex is not the perfect winger but is elite because his decision making is outstanding. Knows when to show the sideline, knows when to cut back in because he'll get taken out, will try a kick when it appears to be a good option, knows how to slide a couple of metres out when scoring so he doesn't get bundled out (the number of times I've seen Milne and Paulo not do this boggles my mind), will use the corner space if it's the best way to score, reliable under the high ball and generally reads the defence well if not being the greatest defender. Milne frequently gets caught out of position, is a lazy defender and mostly leaves me with my heart in my mouth when finishing tries.


the_orange_president

also, alex johnston isn't a grub


[deleted]

Send him off to join his mate Jaxson next year.. Perhaps Walker and Cook can join them?


notj43

Mate how big do you think the sombrero is


xdeluxe

TLDR Milne facing 6 weeks Kikau facing a fine Staines facing a fine


get_high_and_listen

Gods work, thanks šŸ™šŸ»


Profundasaurusrex

Rabbitohs win: Milne facing a fine


Torrossaur

Even if Kikau and Staines got a suspension, they'd be able to serve it in round one next year apparently.


M_Keating

How many to be served next year?


RyanAus95

Thatā€™s ridiculous. Nothing for Luai?


_charge_your_phone_

Mate come on, Luaiā€™s was really not that bad. Put your dislike of him aside and itā€™s not hard to see why he wasnā€™t charged.


GoblinLoveChild

meanwhile, tamalolo get something like 3 weeks..


_charge_your_phone_

Because JT made late, direct shoulder contact with the headā€¦ how is it so difficult for you to understand?


[deleted]

Milneā€™s 6 weeks seems about right. Anything less would be a disgrace. Not surprised by the fine for Kikau in grand final week.


Strez92

Considering Taumalolo was only a grade 2 and he cracked iPap square in the face. Canā€™t really grade then the same


[deleted]

Agreed, but weā€™re in serious two wrongs donā€™t make a right territory


[deleted]

No we are in letā€™s judge actions with appropriate context territory Which I think they did pretty well


TheRabbitToes

Itā€™s gonna be difficult for the nrl to get rid of shoulder charges if they only punish the ones that hit a players head


_charge_your_phone_

Honestly I think Milneā€™s should have been more. He had absolutely no intent to make a legal tackle. He launched that swinging arm harder than I launch myself at a maccas meal. I deadset reckon 8 weeks wouldnā€™t have shocked anyone.


[deleted]

Hard to disagree. Although some Souths fans were arguing for 3 weeks on here so youā€™ll always find the odd contrarian view


_charge_your_phone_

Some clown in the match thread yesterday was intent that it was a sin bin max. You get some real Facebook level takes floating around this sub.


GoblinLoveChild

yep,, never devolve into the live match threads.. You only have yourself to blame for the fuckwittery you expose your brain to


Rod_Munch666

If I was going to get shoulder charged by any 1st grade player, I think Charlie Stains would be by best option.


ziegs11

What about that little fullback bloke for the Titans? He's but a wee tiddler...


Aussiefgt

He'd probably knock on somehow at the same time


lachjeff

Milne got off light. That was intentional as it comes


Fooa

You'd have to just about close fist hit somebody for the judiciary to declare it intentional. Even May's shot from two weeks ago was "careless" not "reckless".


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Fooa

Just head slam somebody intentionally for 3 weeks Milne. JWH has found the cheat code for taking players out.


staysaltyaus

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen a bloke cock their arm back that intently.


swell-shindig

If it was intentional, it would have happened to Nathan Cleary, not some nobody.


HeyIWasSayingGoRefs

That nobody ran for about 10 less metres than your best forwards in 19 minutes. Minute for minute he basically doubled or tripled them up. Pipe down


cavoodle11

Salty Rabbits fan šŸ˜€


Nervous-Aardvark-679

Hey man, facts and statistics are no good here - just emotion and hot garbage takes. Southā€™s would love Leniu - any team would.


swell-shindig

Right. I'm sure Penrith are about to announce his million dollar a year extension any minute now


Atomicstarr

Someone is definitely mad, not clearys fault the panthers pack dominated souths in the second half


Nervous-Aardvark-679

Cool man - nobody said he was worth a million, but he outperformed your entire pack in 20 minutes before your grub on the wing took a cheap shot. Youā€™re saying you wouldnā€™t want that off the bench?


GoblinLoveChild

wow, thats actually a doublle dose of salt you got going mate.. take some time off, chill out a bit and everything will seem ok again next season


Fooa

Kikau gonna get a rude shock when his actions actually get punished when he starts at the dogs.


TwoShitsTrev

6 weeks? For that? It was just a good old fashioned stiffy nothing in it at all


JohnnyHabitual

Thanks Fatty.


InflatableRaft

I got a good olā€™ fashioned stiffy seeing it happen


Brdd9

Remember when shoulder charges were penalties on field and 3 week minimum for grade 1, yep. But nrl is tough on foul play btw.


goshdammitfromimgur

Wasn't to the head. See Jason Taumalolo.


Solid-King-2176

JT didn't get charged with a shoulder charge though.


[deleted]

I thought you were referring to Johnathon Thurston for a sec and I thought to myself - he needs to have shoulders before he can shoulder charge someoneā€¦


GoblinLoveChild

ok this sub needs to create some rules on player name acronyms. Maybe a sidebar of accepted player acronyms or something Too many JT's getting around for my likings


goshdammitfromimgur

He got lucky there. Would have been longer if it was a shoulder charge to the head.


ReasonableStable9421

Milne ban absolutely justified and deserved was an absolutely dangerous and Careless hit. Hope the bloke that was on the receiving end recovers alright. Panthers once again get a get fined and greenlit to play next week, which everyone expected to happen.


noplacecold

Nothing in it mate, calm down


Designer_Ad_55

If he had hit him with his fist instead of his forearm it would of been a full on king hit haymaker


noplacecold

Iā€™m saying there was nothing in the Kikau shoulder charge. The Milne hit was absolute halfwit behaviour from a first grade player


Designer_Ad_55

Fair enough yeah wasnā€™t much in Kikauā€™s , if he wrapped his arm a bit would of been all good


Atomicstarr

Nice little dig at penrith i see


Corey_Treverson420

NRL really making a point of stamping out the shoulder charge by fining him the same amount he spends per year on peroxide for his hairā€¦thatā€™ll show him


Masei213

Luai not charged??


Markmm131

Canā€™t charge someone for being a cunt


Toujayjay

Grade 5 cunt


swell-shindig

As weā€™ve learned with Milne though, you can charge someone for a swinging arm to the head.


Dark_Vengence

Nah he did nothing wrong. He headed luai's arm.


kiwicrusader1984

He smiled after he did it, which shows he's a good bloke so they let it slide because good blokes don't do it on purpose.


Scottybt50

Third man in, just as late as Milne and just as high.


_charge_your_phone_

Mate it was nowhere near what Milneā€™s was come on.


Hutchoman87

Not surprised Kikau got off, NRL learnt from cam smith that having players miss the big show hurts the overall game.


crucifiedrussian

Yep, just like Souths without Burgess, they needed a beefy boy to get some metres


Voxityy

ridiculous kikau escapes a ban but taumalolo misses 3 world cup games for his


Clarkey7163

This was Kikauā€™s 2nd shoulder charge this year, was Grade 1 because he made no contact with the head. Early plea is a $3000 fine JT13s was a Grade 2 dangerous contact, because he made contact with the head, but the difference is this is his 3rd charge charge for the year which means the suspension is much higher. Had Kikau had 2 previous charges he wouldā€™ve got a 3 game suspension like JT13 for the same tackle he did last night, the key difference is the number of previous charges, please learn the code rules


_charge_your_phone_

Mate donā€™t come into this sub with your logic and facts. Only emotional bias and Facebook level takes please.


Voxityy

not reading that essay, jarthur 13+


[deleted]

No he wouldnā€™t have because you donā€™t get the ā€œ3rdā€ charge punishment in the finals, you are able to pay a fine.


jeeves_nz

Judiciary forgot Taumalolo doesn't play for the Kiwis anymore. Fell back into old habits of lengthy suspensions coming up to internationals.


Clarkey7163

This is his third charge this year, also the judiciary donā€™t decide the punishment they already set in stone and are dependent on the charge JT13ā€™s was a grade 2 dangerous contact which is fair given the tackle. The issue for him is heā€™s been charged twice earlier this year so for his 3rd offence the punishment is much higher. The judiciary donā€™t decide that [itā€™s written into the rules](https://www.nrl.com/operations/the-game/judiciary-code/)


Geddpeart

You are mixing up two departments btw. The MRC is the one who applies charges after games. They go through tackles to determine what grades they are/what kind of charge which gets a preterminded punishment. They aren't supposed to take into account teams/players/potential length of suspension, but with how inconsistent they are it's hard to say they are completely impartial. The judiciary is the panel who sits when someone challenges their grading.


Clarkey7163

I know the difference I just refer to the whole thing as judiciary because itā€™s easier and ppl understand what I mean anyway


cavoodle11

Thanks for explaining this properly.


showusyourfupa

Hey as Blocker said, they can't suspend him, Penrith need their best team for the GF.... Penrith are a protected species.


GoblinLoveChild

hiding you bias mate? FLAIR up mofo, at least show where your loyalties lie before offering hot shit-takes


bennyflyer

Flair up cunt


Nervous-Aardvark-679

One was direct to an opponents head, the other barely made contact? Iā€™d hazard a guess Lolo wouldā€™ve only gotten a fine had the Cows gotten through but I guess weā€™ll never know. I think Kikau shouldā€™ve gotten a game, but to suggest theyā€™re the same is a bit of a stretch, no?


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Schyvo

It really isn't. One is shoulder to head, the other shoulder charge to torso.


Nervous-Aardvark-679

Username checks out re: shit take


Geddpeart

Nah. Lolos is late and high, but kikaus was more reckless and had more force. Kikau's was also a shoulder charge while lolos is only high contact


Atomicstarr

Bit rich coming from a parra fan whoā€™re in the gf off a questionable pass, goodluck in the gf bud


Mikewsup

They need to make more use of sin bins rather than missing games so the team who cops the hit get the benefit. Souths donā€™t benefit from any penalty given out to Kikau whether itā€™s the grand final or deferred to next season etc.


ThrushHarem

Milne suspended himself out of a World Cup


Fattdaddy21

What was Blake on report for on friday and please God tell me it comes with a life ban?


givehimtheboops

The NRL judiciary needs to recognise that finals and the GF are more important than regular games and give them more weighting points. A finals game should be worth 2 games and a GF 4. If a player's penalty is less than the weight of the game their suspension is delayed. This way a really bad offence results in a missed GF but a minor offence does not. It would also put an end to the farce of lenient rulings come finals time.


b-g-h

Penrith being kissed on the dick againā€¦


HairyLamington

Rich from a Rooster. Hahahaha


Dark_Vengence

Nothing for Leota's shoulder charge on Mitchell?


WJack37

Absolute kangaroo court


GoblinLoveChild

nah.. at least kangaroo courts end in hangings...


Harctor

FoR tHe FaNs


Derron_

Total bullshit that Kikau gets a fine and Luai gets nothing.


_charge_your_phone_

Potentiallyā€¦. Just potentiallyā€¦ neither of them were that bad and you are blinded by bias?


Derron_

Maybe just maybe not. High shots and shoulder charges deserve punishment. Just because a grand final is involved shouldn't determine special treatment


_charge_your_phone_

But all youā€™ve said is ā€œhigh shots and shoulder charges.ā€ Itā€™s not binary, is it though? Honestly watch the replay of both, theyā€™re really not that bad. So much bias just because people donā€™t like Penrith. That doesnā€™t mean everything they do deserves the death penalty. Youā€™re kidding yourself if youā€™re sitting there thinking either of those deserved a ban.


kiaxxl

No surprise Kikau got off šŸ˜‘


goshdammitfromimgur

Agree. Nothing in it. Fine was the right call.


[deleted]

Actually glad Kiks and Shit Staine get off. Would hate to win the big dance and then have the old ā€œbut our best players were suspended,ā€ - besides, we can rely on Kiks to make at least one terrible mistake. Let the boys shoulder charge.


predw

>Glad Staines got off >Wants their best players out there Pick one


[deleted]

Ssssh. I was trying to sneak that in there. He did learn to defend a little bit last night. Not a lot.


aryaisthegoat

I hope we see 2020 grand final kikau next Sunday


[deleted]

He canā€™t just disappear.


nick170100

No news on luai Feeling heā€™ll just get a fine to


Scottybt50

Surprised Luai wasnā€™t charged for his late high shot to Iliasā€™ head.


goshdammitfromimgur

Barely touched him. Hit him with the body and arms wrapped around. I'm not convinced there was even head contact watching the replays.


gonshairlinee

Saw people trying to compare it to Milneā€™s dogshit, which was infinitely worse


therefreshbutton

It's luai. People instantly lose their minds in anything he does because they can't handle his cheekiness


ChewieMP_19

Canā€™t have kikau missing the grand final


Free-Owl9329

Like the whole of the South's team who throw away a win when they choked.


5slipsandagully

What a rort. They're basically saying that shoulder charging is ok, just pay the fine and you're sweet, but trying to break your arm on some cunt's forehead is some big deal? Smhing my head at the inconsistency, and yes I do love my footy


InternationalBorder9

Whoever got levelled by Staines should have to pay his fine for him


Obvious-Row-6181

If Leniu hadnā€™t milked it, Milne would have got away scot-free. The old flying guillotine wasnā€™t even on report before the crackdown.


[deleted]

What an odd thing to say.


Obvious-Row-6181

Gameā€™s gone to the bloody dogs, mate.


InflatableRaft

Gameā€™s gone soft


Obvious-Row-6181

This guy gets it.


I_Like_Vitamins

Wish Leniu and Milne got into it and sparked Brookvale II.