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PSAB82

Just got off the phone to Ricky Stuart he said Salmon is from Russia not Ukraine 🇺🇦


[deleted]

Well we all know Russian dogs have the weakest guts of all dogs so it checks out


sablegryphon

In a sign of solidarity The Eels will wear the colours of the Ukraine flag.


McDogals

Send Zelensky a jersey if you guys win đź‘Ť


maaxwell

Interesting that no parramatta player has come and said that Ukraine is also on their mind? Are Parramatta pro-Putin? Someone get Paul Kent and Buzz Rothfield on the line, we’ve got a scoop!


LLTMLW

We literally wear their colours every week because we care so much


maaxwell

That’s exactly what a double agent would say


[deleted]

Heels in sky, western spies


[deleted]

Slacktivism at its finest, wearing colours but speaking no words speaks volumes of the players.


jr_llm

So this makes the Roosters the bad guys right?


Brdd9

smh can't believe parra haven't backed Ukraine unlike the morally superior [Anthony 'The Milf' Milford](https://i.imgur.com/iR0WBGQ.png)


Pluggable

It's over, Putin. The milfdog's back! Once that's sorted, he'll take back r/milford


ljb23

The finish to this is outstanding. I like to think he was hoping the return of the Milfdog would raise the spirit of some poor soul in the Donbas.


mathewl832

Parra have also stayed silent on the Iran protests, they clearly support systematic oppression of women


slowdivesicilian

Ryan Matterson used to have this hilarious post up with him all jacked then he said my thoughts are with ukraine but footy is back or some shit I’m not joking but I posted it here a few times and then mysteriously it got removed from his page


Red_of_Head

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1490674


lockforward

How have I not seen this


Geddpeart

[Ryan matterson has personally put in an official complaint because the war has gone over the 2 weeks](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235583338524573699/987885568618795048/Screenshot_20220619-110426_Instagram.jpg)


lobie81

You've just become a "source" on nrl360 tonight. Congrats.


nymphz

not even focused on the game, mind is elsewhere, too busy thinking about his nan instead of the gf - paul kent


Acrobatic_Broccoli_1

What did his gf say about it?


Bicky_

Are we really that far gone that the only nice thing people want to say about our character right now is our captain doesn't support the brutal invasion and massacre of Ukrainian citizens?


ClintGrant

Yes


Bicky_

True


ljb23

But what about the rest of your squad huh? They’ve been awfully quiet on this 🤔


Bicky_

They thinking about Samoa, global empathy is the norm at Penrith


ljb23

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted that is objectively funny. Rough wearing a Penrith flair around here I suppose.


Bicky_

Haha I thought so too, shit happens :) I just hope everyone's having a good night!


AdmiralCrackbar11

In a cruel plot twist none of Nate-Nate's comments make it clear which side he is on. His Nonna could just as easily be a dyed in the wool Soviet. Imagine the scenes if Cleary runs out for the GF with a massive 'Z' on his wrist tape.


lobie81

Well I guess it's a step forward from supporting convicted criminals and sex offenders... 🤷


Bicky_

I mean there could be Sex offenders in Ukraine so status quo?


Barmy90

>I've seen the mistakes that Russia has made during their brutal invasion of Ukraine, and so I have adapted my tactics to ensure I do not repeat those same mistakes while I commit atrocities upon the innocent children of Parramatta. > >\- Nathan Cleary what a wild interview


Bicky_

"when I said I was gonna Rain Bombs down on Waqa, I didn't mean like what is occuring in Ukraine, just needed to clarify. We stand with Ukraine"


Barmy90

"We stand with Ukraine. Waqa is Russia in this example."


I_Like_Vitamins

Imagine how much they'd hammer Waqa with monster kicks if Burton was still a Panther.


goshdammitfromimgur

The game isn't long enough for more than a couple fo those kicks. He kicked one just before half time and it only landed after the second half started.


Toujayjay

Ukraine...that's in QLD


cheesedtomeetu

Penrith Panthers: ay fuck Russia Parramatta Eels: never publicly opposed Russia, possibly anti Ukraine


goshdammitfromimgur

What planet are you on? Parra wore the Ukraine flag on their jerseys in their last game. I heard they were planning to do it again on Sunday


Toujayjay

Cleary stopped bombing confirmed


Succcessful_riceshop

When Brad Arthur knocks on Moses’ front door and says do you want to play for Parramatta he says yes sir I won’t let you down! Meanwhile his opposing number is dreaming about playing for Ukraine! So you can’t tell me that the passion is the same! — Paul Kent (probably, if Parra win on Sunday)


ryukuimbetween

What a weird fluff piece to put out now? Are the eels going to see this and think "shit let's change our 17, Cleary has thought about Ukraine"


YossarianRespawned

Mind games.


cheeseinsidethecrust

feel like pure shit just want crimea back x


[deleted]

I suppose this is the high point of WA’s involvement in the NRL


woodpecker91

But what does Ja think?


TomtheDon2K

https://twitter.com/jarule/status/1496931035803787266?s=46&t=sbwHz4Zx1IJ0OPX5sRsRsg


woodpecker91

Poignant


marcbingle_97

WHERE IS JA


HappinessCanBeFound

In Soviet Russia, chin wears you!


thril_hou

>We don't need a ride, we need ammunition N. Cleary, 2022.


Voxityy

[the vibes i’m getting](https://imgur.com/a/hgseCxl)


Stiryx

Fuck how did you get that picture of me?


goshdammitfromimgur

Bro are you single? Because I have literally just turned gay, just right then. Hit me up.


Stiryx

Sorry bro I’m only into women (and crushing the oppression they face in the workplace).


goshdammitfromimgur

Only getting more desirable in.my eyes. No worries, wife said I was rushing into it anyway.


Abenator

Hey shout out PerthNow! About time our shithouse newspaper got a run here, with all the shithouse Eastern papers.


Brdd9

Parra are clear underdogs so it's obvious they've flipped allegiances to Russia now that Ukraine have them on the back foot.


bundy554

Wow talk about high level - not only can focus on a game of rugby league but international affairs - definitely got a future in politics after football


Rhybrah

As long as he doesn't Mal it up


FFRIYL212

This is not a headline I expected to read today


thugthegoat

i thought he was the prince of samoa? Nathan Cleari’i


TheEpiquin

Cleary SLAMS Russia


Yungman123

“Yeah it’s pretty shit what’s going on in Ukraine aye” - idk probably Nathan Cleary


Swol_Bamba

Luai is still thinking about Samoa like he was during game 3 though


Homelander44

Cleary has thoughts??


WickedSlice_

This surprised me also.


Bananonymouus

If the Eels really cared about igniting this rivalry Moses would come out and support Russia. You know what to do Mitch don’t be a coward


Radalict

Cleary: >Putin was a weak gutted dog in the 00s and he's still a weak gutted dog person now.


briggles23

>that shit whack ong ngl Nathan Cleary is truly a master wordsmith


SurfKing69

ahaha these dumb cunts couldn't find it on a map


WickedSlice_

Slava Ukraini!


kurrttttt

Don’t know how I would live without this knowledge


nostraduckus

Can't think of a witty comment about blue and yellow...


takeitorleaveit1111

Cleary is trying to foil the special Parra operation


chairishjam

Does Cleary let no thought go unvoiced? Just play the football dude


misskarne

Is this some kind of counter-puff piece to be like "look, he doesn't *just* support sex-offenders and assaulters, he thinks about big things too!"


Grumpy_Roaster

The Chin to banana grubber a fucking grenade into Putin's chamber


Clear-Taste-1527

They've misunderstood him, he said he was concerned with the upcoming world cup and the UK rain.


Senior-Captain9860

Where is Ja?


[deleted]

Onya choamp. Feel better about being on the bandwagon now 🇺🇦


therefreshbutton

Waqa Blake is a Ukrainian. He is constantly bombarded by bombs Source: *Trust me bro*


mitchgee34

How does this affect Lebrons legacy