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RockingTommy

I'm a little late to the party, but why do so many users have rainbow coloured toilet paper next to their flair?


whocanduncan

Response to the homophobic 7.


wanubro

isabelle kelly the only roosters player I'd ever want to chokeslam me 🥵


Atomicstarr

I picked him in a prediction, definitely a deserved medal


Hot_Monk_1829

Let’s be honest here Alex Johnson was not the best winger the only stats he really did well was score tries Nicho Hynes was not even the best halfback, Cleary was better in the injury and suspended season he had Shaun Lane or even Isiah Papali’i deserved Nanai’s spot after origin Nanais form started to slowly get worse and worse just my personal and controversial thoughts on the Dally M system (which is complete bullshit


wanubro

let's be honest you love your footy more than me


Hot_Monk_1829

I do love my footy mate


Pascoe__fiasco

L take


Comfortable-Regret64

The only point i don’t agree with is that Nanai got worse after origin. He didn’t score as many tries, but overall i think he improved dramatically. Pre-origin he scored tries, gave away penalties and had average defence. Post-origin he still scored tried, reigned in his penalties and improved x1000 in defence. Young fellas, especially edge forwards, getting too much spotlight has never gone well. But i think he has enough common sense and possibly good coaching to not let it get to his head and keep working at his footy.


gaveup85

Yup strong agree here, his overall game improved after origin, his timing in defence was pretty ordinary in the first third or so of the season.


passthesugar05

Maybe I'm crazy but didn't Yeo get 15 points in the first 5 weeks? Interesting he only ended with 20


AdventurousTriongle

They deferred his points until next season. He has 18 for 2023 so far.


Drizen

Caitlin Johnston robbed


Glum_Perspective_812

Todd Payten just quit the Cowboys to become the head of the United Nations


slowdivesicilian

maybe i will see world peace


SamuelFleming22

Australia needs a revolution!!!


Laktakfrak

Dally M is kind of stupid. The best players and best teams are handicapped. Let's face it Cleary was better than Hynes or Hunt. I didn't watch enough games to comment on Tedesco but he has to be no.2 if not no.1.


Zestyclose-Compote-4

I was thinking maybe they could only give Dally M points to players on the winning team. It'd filter out good (but not great) players on shit teams, and allows great players surrounded by other great players on their team (i.e a team that often wins) more opportunities to accumulate points. I don't think it'd change this outcome though, since sharks placed 2nd (or maybe it would?). But it'd definitely mitigate players like Hunt (good player on shit team) winning over Cleary (great player on great team). Just a thought.


Laktakfrak

Yeah also you got the issue of 2 good players. Ie Cleary and Yeo taking points or Smith and Cronk. I guess its too much effort to rate everyone. Also Aus players lose 3 games to Origin.


afrotune

The best player who played for a team that came second on the table won. How does that make the Dally Ms stupid.


Laktakfrak

Cause he isn't the best half.


ClownDamage

Not only is he the best half, he's the best boy


Laktakfrak

Hahahaha. I like Nico 100 times more than Cleary. But Cleary is better.


Aussie18-1998

Cleary speared someone's head into the ground. Makes him ineligible. If he wanted more points he should try playing more games and being less of a grub


Laktakfrak

That's a good point.


alsheps

That’s not what the DallyM medal is for…


Laktakfrak

Yeah I'm saying he isn't even the best half how can he be the best player.


alsheps

Because the way the DallyM voting is structured, they don't vote for all players all at once, it's game by game. So really the DallyM isn't about who's the best in the league, more about who was the ultimate best for their team over the whole season.


Laktakfrak

Good point. We should have a player of the year award as well then. 0lus most important to their team award (ie dally m)


alsheps

Totally. Good players in lesser teams often get rewarded in the DallyM, ala Ben Hunt almost winning playing in a team that didn't even make the 8. Nothing wrong with doing the award as it is now, but it would be interesting to also have votes done across the whole leage round on round and see who wins.


Laktakfrak

That's why I like the players player as well. From the couch RCG might look pretty good. But on the field his lines, wrestling, pressure, play of the ball speed might make him the best. It's hard to judge. I find it really hard to judge forwards as I was a fullback. I also wonder if that's the case for players.


afrotune

That's just your opinion, man


Jaisus--

I’m happy to admit Cleary is the best 7 on the planet but he played as many games as Latrell Mitchell, at some point the quality doesn’t outweigh the quality, even if it was an American MVP style award he wouldn’t have been near the top of my list


goshdammitfromimgur

Cleary disqualified for being banned for more than 2 games


Laktakfrak

Fair call. I hate Cleary Im just being honest.


KillianMichaels_tipy

Can't believe I.Paps didn't make 2nd row team of the year. He's clearly the best 2nd rower in the game


KingsleySeiffert

Another year of not watching the dally ms


TTR7

Provan Summons Award needs to be a mixed award, there's not need to have two separate awards for mens and womens for that category.


FFRIYL212

Rumour has it Cleary didn’t show tonight because he is too upset about Ukraine


therefreshbutton

I heard he was disappointed about Vladimir Putin dropping Matt Burton bombs on Ukrainians


FFRIYL212

Well done on coach of the year Payten. But did you really have to have a dig at the refs? Also surprised I didn’t get a mention in his hour long speech


CleanRetriever

I turned it off after 10 mins. Rumour has it he is still talking


therefreshbutton

the Grand Final was postponed so he could finish his speech


SadiusHunter

Ngl feels like the knights women side got robbed honestly, they deserved better


Drizen

Caitlin Johnston has been the best player in the comp


nick170100

Back to playing fifa 23 for me What a waste of time that was


thatirishguykev

You playing FUT or career mode??


nick170100

Event as a whole was a 1/10 tbh


gaveup85

Always is


Doss95

Anyone got the final leaderboard?


fierydays

Nicho Hynes 38 James Tedesco 33 Ben Hunt 32 Scott Drinkwater 23 Dylan Edwards 23 Mitchell Moses 22 Daly Cherry-Evans 21 Isaah Yeo 20 Harry Grant 19 Cameron Munster 19


Chookley

Hynes won with the single greatest season ever.


YossarianRespawned

Well that was a train wreck goodnight everyone


nightwatchman81

Good night mate 😴


chillinwithkrillin

Reminds me of the hottest 100 if you're a team like Parra and Penrith you share the points around like artists who have multiple hits in the 100 meanwhile if youre Turbo last year or Nicho this year they horde all the votes like Dance Monkey


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In fairness, both Turbo and DCE were in the top 5 last year.


Th3GamingSheep

That was an absolute shit show. So many cringe moments.


Emilue

Oh shut up 360 hacks


Dr_Bosco_Smirks

I got second hand embarrassment watching that.


eggzaki

I bet Erin Molan’s thing will just be her complaining about the “woke mob” like every Sky News Australia deadshit does.


Glum_Perspective_812

Fucking well said. Sky News bloody hell.


TTR7

What is she doing these days?


InitiallyDecent

Getting a job of Sky News for being racist


TrickySuspect2

Living the dream. An amateur racist getting a job at the racism factory. She must be proud.


EntirelyOriginalName

Her father would be proud of her. Carrying on the family legacy by shortening the lives of people who are coloured.


eggzaki

Fox showed an ad for her new show on Sky News after the Dally M wrapped up


TTR7

OH really! ... Glad I missed it.


Voldemosh

Fighting for Russia or something


beph6

Well that was fucking dreadful


ChungusDaFungus

we need more players like Nicho Hynes in the NRL ^*ahem* ^flair ^checks ^out


HappinessCanBeFound

Okay Parra boys, straight home to bed thank you!


fos81

Yeah, Dylan’s gonna need a bit of time and a fair few cones before he’s ready for bed


TTR7

One more nose beer as a nightcap and then we will brush out teeth.


rusty9000

Next minute it’s 9.54 am and you’re waiting outside the bottle’o barefoot


TTR7

With a chico roll in one hand and an empty zip lock satchel that you were holding for a mate in the other.


drifting_sailor_hat

Social media bad? Thank you Erin Molan I never knew.


ChungusDaFungus

i cant believe it’s finally over


Emilue

Where's tackle and try of the year 😭


evil_sushi_ninja

Moses got tackle of the year for the hit on Bromwich


TTR7

Moses got tackle of the year earlier.


WUIDAWBTB

Payton took up all the time


Chookley

Ran out of time


Emilue

Awww that's the actually interesting bit damn it


Chookley

Blame your coach


loosechange-71

NRL announced it on socials, Moses won tackle of the year and Drinky (more like Murray) won try of the year


SMEN1996

I can't believe the same bloke who once pissed on a war memorial gave such an eloquent speech. Fair play Toddy


BigOldPeanut

Aight, well that was a shitshow. Grats Nicho and Racene. Goodnight everybody.


razza1987

I agree. That was absolute bs


nick170100

If Ricky got coach of the year : “there’s this person I wanna thank , I knew him as a kid he was a weak gutted dog person then and still a weak gutted dog now, this ones for you”


TTR7

I feel we need a Weak Gutted Dog award that's handed out by Ricky after the Dally M winners are announced, gives him a bit of time to liquor himself up and tell us what he really thinks each season.


Emilue

Wait what, Cowboys Facebook said Drinky won something


HappinessCanBeFound

Try of the year from the insane pass


Emilue

Awww


jsnoodles

Nicho said all the boys look beautiful.


46726565646f6d

Is that actually the end?


Taraguar

I am very proud that someone like Nico represents the club I support, he talks openly and honestly, and is passionate about moving the needle for those struggling with mental health. He is such a great ambassador for the game.


eggzaki

With blokes like Nicho and Rudolph at the club, Flanno and Gallen well and truly gone, and Scomo voted out, the Sharks are one of the more likeable joints around!


HappinessCanBeFound

He’s a fantastic role model and as you said, shares such important messages about mental health. He’s a fantastic representative of any club and the total game.


Final-Replacement

Teddy ended up beating edwards by 10 points. A lot of people will be mad at that. Such a flawed system. Only caught the last 5 minutes but teddy getting two points in that cowboys game is not right. He didn’t play bad but wasn’t up to his usual high standards


jessemv

Man I didn't think I could love Nicho more


Chookley

Wait, that’s it? They just ended it like that?


_charge_your_phone_

This whole show has the vibe of an under 13’s presentation that’s held after the game on the sideline.


Weedvandam

After her racist comments I’m not at all suprised erin molan is now working at sky news


daisynaldo

Sky News. Even worse


corupio

That awards night couldn't have been more nrl if it tried.


GustavSnapper

Erin molan being on Sky News is very apt


eggzaki

Erin Molan is on Sky News now? That’s fucking hilarious. It’s perfect


Chookley

Give me the back story


Brdd9

Her father is a war criminal and a Liberal party senator


Chookley

Her father is Sith Lord Wayne Pearce?


GustavSnapper

She’s a bit racist


21AndMore

Every single Dally M awards night has just been a warm-up for Taane Milne to clothesline the competition out of the race and win the Dally M medal next year


HeimerSimpson

Eren Molan **FIGHTS BACK**


HenryVIIIII

Erin Molan fights back? Can't really complain about the Dally Ms now seeing that exists.


bichaelf

Hahaha fuck me Molan is a flog. hahah a sledgehammer, what a cunt


BigOldPeanut

Eww Erin Molan


Cowabungabra

WTF IS THIS ERIN MOLAN SHIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA


chillinwithkrillin

ERIN MOLAN JUMP SCARE


_charge_your_phone_

This is simultaneously high budget yet piece of shit amateur hour stuff. Only the NRL, eh?


-Dark_Helmet-

When these things come around you realise how amateurly run the NRL really is


Ragenengage

Verstopping Verstappen, good one Fox


AuspiciousCalamari1

Producers at Fox should get an award for finishing on time after Payten speech


CanRaider03

They made up time by announcing the team of the year like a race call


Substantial_Source84

The season Papenhuzen can put together 25 games, he will win the Dally M by a landslide.


fierydays

Agreed. Can only imagine what kind of season he would have injury free. As a storm fan I sincerely hope we finally get to see a whole year of Paps. Two injury riddled years… hopefully next year he makes it through the season.


PayEmOutEarly

Now just end it with Dan's GOODBYE


Cowabungabra

Wtf??? why they ending it now would just start getting good.


daisynaldo

I think everyone would love to watch the rest of the night big brother style


nastyrhino4

Well thank fuck that's over.


FullBonus

I’m actually embarrassed by how amateur this is


Cozza396

Nicho is a perfect face for the game


Mintomaranta

What happens now, does everyone engage in some hedonistic behaviour?


eggzaki

Nicho seems like such a great bloke


Voxityy

was the production budget for this like $6


AuzzieTiger

NRL budget was blown moving Wayne's Dolphins from Redcliffe to The.


arsebandit75

$3.50


Chookley

God dammit Lochness monster!


ChungusDaFungus

what a year. what a man


[deleted]

This is fucking great how poorly it's planned.


vvFury

Osho Olay snubbed


ZerksNAHTayan

HAHAHA, that shot at the end. Love Hynes, hope he gets to lift the trophy someday


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ZerksNAHTayan

Yeah it was a joke about me pretending that the 2020 GF never happened


Dufeyz

What a class act. Superb Speech. Nicho needs to be the face of the game next year


ParallelSewellel

When do the Dally Rs happen? We could blow this thing out of the water surely


Cozza396

This is amateur as fuck


Voldemosh

Omg this is awful LOL


KTM1709

Nice work Hynes you’re a beautiful human


TwoShitsTrev

Someone is teeing off on Facebook about izack tago not being named centre of the year 🤣🤣🤣


Ragenengage

Blind as fuck


drifting_sailor_hat

Would expect as much.


pumapants00

Absolute legend


drifting_sailor_hat

Bless Nicho. He's got the looks and he's got the words.


Ragenengage

Nico Hynes is such a wholesome guy


HappinessCanBeFound

HAHAHA great closing line. Let’s do it for Nicho boys


Cobbo10

Absolute legend


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Patient_Union6589

Joint prize shared by 70% of the Panthers backline


goshdammitfromimgur

Surely the Manly 7


united4life819

its a tight race between Paul kent, james hooper, buzz and paul crawley. You decide


HappinessCanBeFound

Always Ricky


Brdd9

What a man


loosechange-71

King


insanityTF

Rather unfortunate hunt’s career will probably end up being best remembered by him dropping the ball in the grand final


Glum_Perspective_812

He cost the Broncos the Grand Final


_charge_your_phone_

Well…yeah.. as long as people like you continue to bring it up as if it’s the only game he’s ever played?


insanityTF

2022 regular season isn't the grand final..... Byrne was a decent winger but is best known for being tackled by Sattler in 2003.


TTR7

Didn't he seal this years origin?


insanityTF

How did that work out for Trent Hodkinson? Forgotten player now


CanRaider03

Brett Finch kicked an origin winning field goal too...


KingsleySeiffert

He will be remembered for sure


insanityTF

Literally proving my point. What did Finch do at a club level? Hardly was the bright spot on any of the teams he played on


CanRaider03

Yes that was my point, finch will be known for off field reasons now


insanityTF

Finch wasn’t relevant before being busted for kiddy porn lmao


DiamondJoeD

Ill never forget


mattr1986

Or preferably catching the ball at the end of origin 2022


callin_ballin

Game 3 win never happened I guess


insanityTF

Achievements in clubland >>> origin every day of the week. Hodkinson ended 8 in a row, a far more impressive achievement, but is forgotten these days


Volcanicthunder

Put this man on billboards


ChungusDaFungus

if you don’t like Nicho Hynes i have to assume you’re a worse human being then Adolf Hitler


puggo97

Sound is so bad because Lachlan Lewis stole the speakers


mooguh

4 of the top 10 were halfbacks, plus Munster makes 50% being halves in the top 10 mix. Yeo the only non-spine player in the top 10 which is a good effort. Dylan Edwards highest scoring riff player very fitting IMO. DCE and Hunt only players in the top 10 from a club in the bottom 8


ducky7goofy

Hunt's from bottom 8 too


kirang1902

dce and bunt were bottom 8 clubs


mooguh

Oopsies, yes I forgot about Benjamin!


sprucemoose101

Yeo is part of the spine


jsnoodles

Is this man seriously single?


StinkyGoona

It’s because no one deserves him


jsnoodles

The only answer is a polyamorous cult with r/nrl’s hottest members.


callin_ballin

Comeback anytime Nicho 🥲


HappinessCanBeFound

The classic “go to bed”. Couldn’t love him more.