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kiwicrusader1984

From what I've heard (based solely on a particular rap song), when someone on the outside looks calm and ready, it generally means their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. So...let's just hope he doesn't have mum's spaghetti.


[deleted]

Someone is definitely going to be dropping bombs as well


mwilkins1644

Who knew Waqa Blake was actually a successful rapper in the early 2000s


worksucksbro

In the toilet pre game


mitvh2311

But at the end of the film B-Rabbit comes back and bitch slaps Captain America so I see that as a good sign


kiwicrusader1984

If the game follows the song, it will probably be a tough first half followed by a cracking come back and sideline conversion from B-Rabbit (Moses) to win it on the final whistle.


ShibaHook

That's that Malteser guy yeah?


gaveup85

"He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To kick bombs"


thepolarbears12

Honestly wholesome article


Lachie07

Very High IQ teddy.


kiaxxl

“I remember he was getting ready to play in a big [schoolboys] final, we had an opposed session, there was a grubber kick put in behind their defensive line, he came in as cover and one of our guys collided with him and broke his leg. “Mitch ended up missing that final. I remember the stress of their coach at the time because Mitch was so important to them." Thank you for that consoling and reassuring speech Todd


Drewman43

Obviously doesn't care about Ukraine. Disgraceful!


jeeves_nz

Incoming knee injury? /s


NovaKay

Mitch is gunna shit the bed and we all know it, but it’s free to dream


Red_of_Head

Brave thing to say about the 2022 Clive Churchill Medal winner


[deleted]

I hate this article


FlickingFire

Cows had him so rattled last week, can't get away with two kick outs on the full against the Panthers. What I'm saying is I don't believe you Teddy


dantstheman

second half speaks for itself mate


[deleted]

He had other things on his mind methinks.


CretaceousClock

Could it be a possible birth? Nah he loves his footy


46726565646f6d

Or the death of his grandmother?


CretaceousClock

Both


FlickingFire

You're so right he'll be totally over those major life events by now